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‘Maybe Happy Ending’ Review: For Robots, Is It Love or Just a Hookup? by Jesse Green
"The same applies to the acting, which is daring enough to tell the robot story yet not so extreme as to obscure the human one. Criss, who has sometimes seemed stiff onstage, is especially fine here, delivering a startlingly gestural performance, all tics and glitches, that never obscures the true feeling within. The trap of twee is thus thoroughly avoided. And Shen, making a confident Broadway debut, similarly backfills Claire’s facade of wit and smart-girl impatience with the surprise and pain of newfound affection. Though she also sings, as Criss does, divinely, their singing is never an end in itself; it is how we feel that their story is ours. And when their duets become trios with Duron’s Gil Brentley, we understand just how powerful popular music can be: It has given these robots hearts." [..] "A good question for robots and, as posed by this astonishing musical, maybe the most deeply human one of all."
‘Maybe Happy Ending’ Review: Broadway’s Deeply Moving Robot Musical, Starring Darren Criss, Teaches Us How to Be Human by Christian Lewis
"Both Criss and Shen give excellent, very different performances. As an older model, Criss is purposefully more robotic: angled arms, stiff neck, straight spine, minimal facial expressions. His commitment to the physicality is remarkable and impressive — you might only fully appreciate it during curtain call, when he walks and emotes normally. He is the stronger singer of the pair, but his roboticness, though true to character, can make him slightly harder to connect to. (His silent-film star makeup, by Suki Tsujimoto, is also distracting.) Shen, on the other hand, feels practically human, and there’s more pathos to her pained performance, especially in her awareness of her own impending mortality." [...] “Maybe Happy Ending” is an undeniably moving, well-made, adorable musical, and it is a pleasant surprise to see an audience weep at a show about two robots in love. The musical makes the bold claim that maybe we are not that different from robots after all, or that they are not that different from us. Just as robots have much to learn from humans, we in turn can learn from them, especially how to care for each other and for ourselves. It’s crucial to know when you need to charge your battery, but likewise it’s important to be willing to share that charger with someone in need."
‘Maybe Happy Ending’ Broadway Review: Darren Criss And Helen J Shen Delight As Lovestruck Androids Dreaming Of Electric Cheek by Greg Evans
"It takes a special type of theatrical talent, one loaded with heart and wit and insight, to imbue something that looks like an Apple MagSafe iPhone Charger with more romantic appeal than a decade’s worth of Valentines Day chocolates, but that’s just what the creators and performers of the delightful musical Maybe Happy Ending have achieved." [...] "Featuring marvelous performances from Darren Criss and Helen J Shen as two obsolete “helperbots” retired to rooms in a sort of well-appointed robot hospice center – think those all-the-rage tiny houses as if designed by Pee-wee Herman – Maybe Happy Ending is set outside Seoul at some point later in this century. It’s a world that seems distant enough to quality for sci-fi, but familiar enough to look like that eye-candy Mid Century Modern furniture catalogue you got in the mail last week."
‘Maybe Happy Ending’ Broadway Review: Definitely a Big Hit Starring Darren Criss by Robert Hofler
"Oliver is an older model, so Criss delivers a lot of robotic mannerisms — there’s a distinct jerkiness to his gestures and gait, his speech sometimes emphasizes the wrong syllable. All and all, Oliver is a remarkable achievement and brings to mind Haley Joel Osment’s David in Stephen Spielberg’s “A.I.,” if that boy robot had ever been able to grow up." [...] "More than delivering big, Arden knows how and when to hold back to make the audience a participant. His direction never fails to activate the imagination."
Review: ‘Maybe Happy Ending’ Is the Best New Musical on Broadway by Tim Teeman
"The show begins with Claire requiring a battery recharge, so knocks on the door of neighboring retired robot Oliver. He takes so long opening the door when he does so it is to her frozen, temporarily without-power figure. A nervy, very particular robot himself (whose most intimate relationship is with his houseplant HwaBoon), Oliver doesn’t know what to do. Criss plays him with the coiffed handsomeness of a K-pop star and the stiff gait and easily-rattled manner of C-3PO (he has the added skill of really knowing how to decorate a small studio space)." [...] "Criss erupts with puppyish excitement and panicked worry, while Shen gives Claire a defiant edge that co-exists with a resigned fatalism." [...] "In the end, you are not only rooting for Claire and Oliver, but also for them recognizing the intricately weird routes we take to figure out what and who we love, and what and how we feel as we do so. For a musical about robots, Maybe Happy Ending is a very human show about not just the value of connection, but also the life-saving, heart-expanding importance of us recognizing that value."
Maybe Happy Ending: Beguiling Musical Charmer from Korea by Michael Sommers
"The performances of Darren Criss as the chipper Oliver and Helen J Shen as the clear-eyed Claire are not so utterly adorable as to be cloying, but they are pretty adorable anyway. Dressed by designer Clint Ramos in cute boy-bot duds, Criss’ slightly androgynous looks suit Oliver’s character, whose movement reveals subtly robotic gestures. Making an auspicious Broadway debut, Shen gives her sensible Claire a warm voice and presence. Another newcomer, Dez Duron looks sharp and sounds dreamy as the big band singer. Marcus Choi, Arden Cho, Jim Kaplan and Young Mazino ably depict various people throughout the story." [...] "Lately there’s been audience complaint – if chat boards can be believed – how some recent Broadway musicals blast out hellishly loud, banging music. Maybe Happy Ending is surely the balm for any such feelings, since its sometimes jazz-inflected score is orchestrated gently for mostly strings, keyboard and woodwinds with exceptional grace by the composer."
Darren Criss in a robot rom-com that will fly you to the moon by Naveen Kumar
"Their single-occupancy apartments are the vision of urban loneliness. Flashbacks to the cozy but bleak self-sufficiency of solo pandemic-era isolationare inevitable for some of us when Darren Criss, who plays a model No. 3 named Oliver, sings an ode to the world within his room. (I’m not saying I also sang to my favorite plant, but I’m not saying I didn’t.) Part toy box and part hypermodern studio, Oliver’s is a space for maintenance and introspection. Claire, a more-advanced model No. 5 played by Helen J. Shen, comes knocking because her charger is busted and she needs some juice. (Newer models have advantages, but Oliver is quick to point out sacrifices in durability.) Oliver, who inherited his owner’s appreciation for Duke Ellington and Bill Evans, moves like a graceful marionette; Claire carries herself like a regular girl next door. There’s an offbeat ease to their chemistry, and Criss and Shen are both lovely singers with an unshowy confidence that’s become all-too rare." [...] "The Broadway debut benefits from the swells of self-reflection many of us have waded through in the meantime — about what makes us who we are, why we want to be with each other and how long any of this is really going to last. Whether anyone’s ending turns out happily or not, at least we have the choice to be together."
‘Maybe Happy Ending’ review: Darren Criss shines in one of the best musicals in years by Patrick Ryan
"[...] Criss, on Broadway for a fourth time, is delightful as the eager-to-please Oliver, whose sunny outlook gets clouded by the sobering realities of life. Portraying a fish out of water, one could easily overdo the robot’s wide-eyed wonderment and stiff, mechanical movements. But the “Glee” star is smartly subtle, deftly landing many of the show’s funniest punchlines and sight gags. (In a clever bit of stage magic, Oliver briefly short-circuits and smokes up after nervously downing a cocktail.) " [...] “Maybe Happy Ending” is undoubtedly the most original musical to grace Broadway since 2022’s “Kimberly Akimbo,” another small story with big ideas and even bigger emotions. With gentle humor and pathos, Park and Aronson manage to tap into the most human of questions: Is it still worthwhile to love, knowing that pain and loss are inevitable? "It’s the kind of show that’s hardwired to make you cry. But judging by the resounding sniffles from our audience, there’s nothing artificial about this rare, tender gift of a musical."
MAYBE HAPPY ENDING: A Visionary Ode to Emotion — Review by Juan A. Ramirez
"The story concerns Oliver (Darren Criss) and Claire (Helen J Shen), two “helper-bots” residing in a sort of purgatorial dorm for obsolete technology in near-future Seoul. Oliver is all bright smiles, perfectly gelled hair, and a ‘50s sense of politeness, which gives Criss a chance to play into his own squeaky-clean persona, and wring humanity out of a Kabuki-level performance of surface sheen. (Clint Ramos did costumes; Craig Franklin Miller hair; Suki Tsujimoto makeup.) He’s spent the past decade or so mindlessly amassing stuff he gets delivered, poring over the Jazz Monthly subscription his owner left him, and hoping he’ll one day return for him. " [...] "[...] One becomes aware, throughout its lush 100 minutes, of what a humbly groundbreaking experience is unfolding onstage. This is a very special show; a tender, visionary ode to the space we’re able to create and hold for feeling, and the hope that it may continue."
‘Maybe Happy Ending’ Review: Robot Love by Dan Rubins
"[...] Arden deploys a series of theatrical gestures too breathtaking to spoil here. It’s stagecraft that illuminates the musical’s messages about the value of looking up and outward from our devices while simultaneously pointing towards theater’s unique ability to transcend technological bells and whistles in the service of a more natural, unadorned beauty. Criss and Shen, too, turn the slightest of touches into electric connection. Criss, expert at gluing a not-quite-human grin to his face and circling Oliver’s apartment with mechanical grace, lets his rigid, aloof character gradually thaw out. He inherits a century-spanning tradition of musical theater characters, from Marian Paroo to Henry Higgins, slowly shedding their tough exteriors, unleashing a bottled-up potential for passion, though Oliver just happens to be a literal robot. Shen, charmingly kooky off-Broadway in Teeth and The Lonely Few earlier this year, makes an explosive Broadway debut as Claire: Only 24, she has a preternatural gift for marrying the tender and the deadpan. Both do Aronson’s music, which he orchestrates himself with a richness that deliberately belies the HelperBots’s artificialness, full justice." [...] "[...] But a musical made as well as Maybe Happy Ending deserves to be with us for some time to come."
Maybe Happy Ending review: Darren Criss is effortlessly charming in a visually dazzling romance between robots by Shania Russell
"Shen and Criss share an easy chemistry as Claire and Oliver, a mismatched pair who delight with their charming interactions. As the older model, Oliver is the more robotic of the two, an amusing distinction for which Criss nails the physical comedy. Oliver is gleefully stilted where Claire is natural and relaxed. Together they are playful, his sass matching her snark, his optimism complementing her jaded outlook. Despite the perpetual pep in his step, it's Oliver whose path forward seems unclear, as Claire embraces the potential offered by the time that remains to her. From that push and pull emerges a constant, endearing tension." [...] "Despite Oliver’s earnest nature — familiar territory for the Glee alum — Criss is not the one stealing the show. Charming as Oliver’s pronounced quirks are, his interiority feels as though its held at arms length — especially when compared to Claire, whose fraught emotionality pulls focus courtesy of Shen’s moving performance. Oliver may have his optimism challenged and his nerves tested, but he remains much the same, clinging to life’s simple joys. Alas, charm goes a long way. Criss is often his most compelling when given a character with edge (his stint as the titular East German rocker in Hedwig and the Angry Inch or his Emmy-winning turn in The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story) but here he is charming, spirited and wonderfully funny." [...] "[...] There’s nothing robotic about this production: it wears its heart on its sleeve and on charm alone, succeeds"
Review: Maybe Happy Ending With Darren Criss and Helen J Shen, a Balm for Trying Times by David Gordon
"From his stiffly humorous movement (choreographed by Moni Yakim) to the unblinking sincerity in his delivery, Criss is immensely impressive as he captures the discreetly emotional essence of this outdated bot. His tightly coiffed hair (styled by Craig Franklin Miller) and shellacked makeup (Suki Tsujimoto) go a long way in helping him bring us to an uncanny valley that’s legitimately freaky. Shen is effortlessly charming, infusing Claire with a shy humor that makes her utterly lovable. Together, they share such easy chemistry that you find yourself rooting for these two lonely robots to be together forever." [...] "Despite its flaws, Maybe Happy Ending exudes an undeniable charm and warmth, which sets it apart from many other new Broadway musicals these days that go for bombast over emotion. Refreshingly original, this story about two robots who, for a brief moment, meet each other halfway, becomes a poignant celebration of finding connections in an ephemeral world. It’s a comforting reminder that love and friendship, however temporary, make the journey worthwhile."
Maybe Happy Ending. These are the robots you're looking for by Adam Feldman
"In a Broadway landscape dominated by loud adaptations of pre-existing IP, Maybe Happy Ending stands out for both its intimacy and its originality. Arden and his actors approach the material with a delicate touch; they trust the romantic comedy to be charming, which it is, and let the wistfulness emerge naturally. In the faint artificiality of both his movement and his appearance–pale face, neat dark hair, red lips, high-waisted pants—Criss’s Oliver endearingly evokes the silent-film clown Buster Keaton. (He also sometimes suggests a neurodivergent adult.) Shen’s more naturalistic Claire—she’s a Helperbot Five; he’s just a Helpbot Three—has a winsome, Eponine-y combination of pluck, resignation and piercing pop-vocal emotion." [...] "Can a show as strange and special as Maybe Happy Ending find a place for itself on Broadway today? I like to think that maybe it can. But as the show reminds us, everything is ephemeral: “We have a shelf life, you know that,” says Claire. “It’s the way that it has to be.” The fact that this show is casting its firefly glow on Broadway at all feels like a gift. In its gentle robot way, it helps us see ourselves through freshly brushed eyes."
Maybe Happy Ending review: heart-grabbing robot Broadway musical by Adrian Horton
"This refreshingly original musical, first staged in Seoul in 2016 and directed here by Michael Arden (most recently of Broadway’s excellent Parade revival), makes swift work of time and space; sheer layers of digital displays (video design by George Reeve), impressively constructed modular sets (scenic design and additional video design by Dane Laffrey) and Criss’s rote movements succinctly illustrate the patter and (robot) heartbreak of Oliver’s daily routine over 12 years in the Helperbot Yards, waiting for an owner who never comes back." [...] "[...] Criss’s at first overtly physical performance – the startled, staccato movements and jerkiness of a machine – settles along with Clarie’s scorn into beloved familiarity over the course of the show’s 1 hour and 45 minutes. Both robots struggle with their obsolescence and hard drive memories of past humans, and the strange tale kicks into gear once they hit the road as reluctant buddies in a quest for answers." [...] "Which may hit one’s hardened soul – it did mine, a bit – while still pulling some punches. You will likely leave without a song stuck in your head, but with a lump in your throat nonetheless."
‘Maybe Happy Ending’ review: Romantic robot musical is glorious on Broadway — really by Johnny Oleksinski
"The sublime start of “Maybe Happy Ending” is the closest I have ever come to experiencing a Pixar movie on Broadway. Oliver, a lonely robot played by Darren Criss, goes through his usual daily routine — over and over and over again." [...] "This big swing of a musical wouldn’t work without the perfectly tuned performances of Criss and Shen. These roles could easily be twee and irksome — they are anything but. Criss’ Oliver is a smiley mix of J. Pierpont Finch from “How To Succeed” and Pee-Wee Herman with a bit of earnest boy next door. He’s a bucket of bolts with a heart of gold."
When Robots Meet Cute: Maybe Happy Ending by Sara Holdren
"Park and Aronson get a lot of mileage out of the pair trading barbs over their different model types — one of the most genuinely funny bits involves Claire recalling a function by which the Helperbot 3 must respond with “You’re welcome” any time someone says “Thank you” — and it’s all very Threes Are From Mars and Fives Are From Venus. It’s a little easy, but the show’s not trying to be hard, and Shen and Criss are the ones who make it work. Shen especially is a delight to watch, with an open, emotive face full of quicksilver expressions and a tartness that can turn explosive when she needs it to. “You just said it was my turn!” she roars at one point during a shared song in which Oliver keeps blithely noodling over her. It is — another requisite of the genre — #relatable." [...] “Why, love?” croons Gil Brentley from Oliver’s record player. “Why did we bother to try love? … When all things end in good-bye, love, / Why did we dream that this fate would not be ours?” If you find yourself cruising the streamers at night, sipping chamomile tea and searching for Sliding Doors and Sweet November and French Kiss, then Maybe Happy Ending is waiting for you."
#reviews are looking amazing#my heart is so full ❤️😭❤️😭#yassss go see the show#(and then come back and tell me everything about it 🥺)#daren criss#helen j shen#maybe happy ending#maybe happy ending bway#mhe reviews#broadway#broadwayedit#theatreedit#musicaltheatreedit#asiantheatrenet#please do not repost
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more platonic grid x reader, we say in unison ! i love how chaotic reader is and you’re so fucking funny 😮💨 please and thank you !
DANCING QUEEN
Pairing: Platonic Grid x fem!driver!reader
Genre: Smau- social media, chaos…
Warning(s): use of Yn, foul language?
Synopsis: It’s Yn’s 17th birthday…
A/n: This is for you Nonnie🫶 I’m so glad you liked my other platonic grid fics! I was listening to ABBA and my writing block was cured. Thank you ABBA, we say in unison🤭
Ynforeal
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Ynforeal winning while hungover is one for the books! 🏆🍾
Alpinef1team change the caption. (management made me write that, 17 and hungover looks good on you gurllll 🫶)
Ynforeal I will (I’m not gunna, Thankssss girllll!!)
Motheryn WELL DONEEE, happy birthday for yesterday!!!!!!
User15 does anyone know what Yn did for her birthday??
Landonorris you don’t wanna know…
User15 now I wanna know even more…
Oscarpiastri 🤫
Maxverstappen1 Congrats 🍾
Ynforeal I can feel your enthusiasm through my screen Maximilian😒
Maxverstappen1 👍
Landonorris YEHDNDB WELL DONE GIRL CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 🙌🍾🏆🥳
Ynforeal THANKY YOU LANDONNNNN
Landonorris Take notes @/maxverstappen1
Maxvertappen1🫡
Charles_Leclerc 🍾 one for the books indeed Yn, proud of you for not throwing up in your helmet!! 😂
Ynforeal thank you Charlie! It was a very close call but then I realised I couldn’t see max in my mirrors and wanted to piss him off 😂
Maxverstappen1 what, is it ‘hate on Max Verstappen, three time Wdc, day’ 🧐
Ynforeal had to put the titles in didn’t you. Did it make you feel better?
Maxverstappen1 yes, yes it did👍
Landonorizzz anyone got pics of Yns birthday?
Ynforeal Posting them later, couldn’t post them before the race otherwise I could have been disqualified 😂
Landonorizzz OMFGSJSBD SHE REPLIED TO MEEE OMFBE
Ynforeal I REPLIED JEBDJSKSNSB SO HAPPY DOR YOU HDHSJS
Landonorris
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Landonorris HAPPY 17th TO MY MAIN BITCH 🥂💸🤩
Ynforeal YASSSS JFBSBDJS VOTTA FEED MY BABY
Landonorris 🍼🍼🍼
User15 BIRTHDAY POSTS! I RÉPÈTE BIRTHDAY POSTS ARE POASTING RN AJBDAN
User12 These we definitely already made and were waiting to be posted
Landonorris you are correct! we have a bet that whoever doesn’t post their birthday draft they have to pay up 💰💰
Maxverstappen1 how many cakes did you have in the end Yn?? 😂
Ynforeal 3 in total, one family friendly one from my family, one from my crew, and one from you guys🎂🍰🧁
Maxverstappen1 🐖 <- you
Ynforeal 🐍 <- you
Maxverstappen1 😱
Ynforeal you little snake 🐍 shshsshshhs
Maxverstappen1 oink oink teef (bitch)
User56 I’m new do Yn and max hate Each other or something? They seem close irl but their comments say a different story.
Motheryn they have a sibling dynamic, that monstrosity is how they show their love for each other 😂😂
User56 oh thank goodness😂😂
Maxverstappen1
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Maxverstappen1 HAPSPY FKINWSG BRTHDAY SISTAAA, HWO DO YOU TRN CAPITSL LTTERS OFF, thnk you birthday batch🫶💕💸💰🥳
Ynforeal I KNEW YOU LIVED ME MAXAMILLIAN !! You are deffo regretting getting pissed last night, how are you feeling about this?
Maxverstappen1 never speak of this again, I didn’t want lando to win the bet 🙄
Ynforeal uh hu, never letting you live this one down Maxine👍
Maxverstappen1😀
User23 is this actually happening rn, how drunk was max last night 😂😂
Landonorris I think this tops my birthday post🤣🥲
Maxverstappen1 tAkE NoTeS @/Landonorris
Landonorris my own words used against me 🔪❤️
Redbullracing Your 3 time world champion everybody 👏
Yourbff max you should get drunk more often 😂
Ynforeal IKR!!! He’s a big softy really 🤭
Maxvertappen1 😑
Ynforeal
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Ynforeal 17 DANCING QUEEN JSHDHDKAN MAXIE KS FUCKED, I said I wanted to go carting but all we had was trollies 🛒😂😂💸🍾🎂
Landonorris HAPPY BIRTHDYA
Yourbff My beautiful bestie yasssss
Ynforeal luv youuuu 🫶
Yourbff 🤭❤️
Maxverstappen1 I can’t deny it 🙂
Ynforeal 🥂🍾🍺🍻🍷🍸🥃🍹<- you
Maxverstappen1 🛒🎉🥳🎂🎁🎈🎊<- you
#f1#f1 x reader#formula 1#f1 smau#formula one#platonic#platonic grid x reader#max verstappen#charles leclerc#lando norizz#lando#lando norris#oscar piastri#fem!reader#driver reader#f1 drivers#chaotic#dancing queen
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Txt when their s/o has chubby cheeks!!
A/n: AAA as a person with very cute chubby cheeks I just had this thought, so I had to write it down lol. Also this isn't proofread 🏃♀️💨
Genre: fluff<3
Warnings: none. (Tell me if there is any tho!!)
Summary: you got big ol' squishy chubby cheeks and the boys LOVE it 🥰✨
Yeonjun
Everytime you both do your facials, yeonjun would go behind you and wash your face for you, squishing your cheeks in every way possible infront of the bathroom mirror.
"Junnie, stop, I look like a dumpling!"
He doesn't stop. "My cute little dumpling." <33 He squeezes your face more.
He likes that name so much he calls you that pretty much everyday now
"Sleep well, dumpling."
You secretly find it cute but never tell him.
And do expect big fat kisses from him.
Especially after a big win, when Yeonjun's very proud of you or himself he just goes on over to you and places the fattest smooch on both your cheeks. (Yassss, we stan equality‼️🙌🙌)
Soobin
Soobin noticed how cute and puffy your cheeks looked, sorta like a rabbit.
And when the both of you started dating and he tried kissing you on the cheek, his world came to life.
Legit sparkles and rainbows in his eyes while he's trying so hard to keep a straight face.
From then on, he kept kissing your cheek. There was never a day he didn't kiss you on the cheek.
Not when he greets you with a kiss.
You'd be making breakfast and he greets you with a kiss. You'd come home from work and he walks up to you and kisses you.
It's second-hand nature at this point.
Sometimes he forgets whether or not he's kissed you yet and would ask you if he did.
"Y/n, did I kiss you just now?" 🧍😗🫶
"Yes, sweetie, yes you did." 🫶😊
🤨🤨 "I didn't? Darling I'm so sorry." He gets up from the dining table and walks over to you.
"But- baby you did-"
He kisses you anyway and you get all pink 💖💖
You're suprized how you kept track of his kisses up til this point.
Beomgyu
This man bites you.
He'd just walk over to you randomly then proceeds to suction cup your cheek with his lips
Legit you'd just be standing like 🧍 and then all the sudden you see this next to you: ✨👄✨
When he's in public he literally fights the urge to just nibble you.
He really likes the feel of your plushed cheeks on his lips, on his cheeks.
Yes he'd see you laying down and he'd lay with you, head on top of yours, cheek to cheek.
And you'd kinda just stay there, not moving, very much enjoying this 'cheek kiss'.
You'd play with his hair while you're at it and put on a show until the both of you sleep 🥰🥰 all cuddled up and drained from a long day, this is what the both of you need <33 (mostly what beomgyu needs, though)
He probably sleeps on your cheek better than any pillow (though you do tell him not to do that too much or for too long because health issues 🫶🫶)
Taehyun
Taehyun is more of a starer. You get me?
Like he won't necessarily knead your cheeks or stretch them out.
He kinda just stares.
Until you notice.
"Hi hyunnie!!" 🥰🥰
"Taehyun?" 🤨😦 "Taehyun are you alright?"
Man hasn't blinked in the last five minutes. "Hm? Yes sweetie of course I'm doing great." 🥰🥰
😭😭 you tell him not to stare for too long because sometimes things like this happen more than you expected or would like it to last.
So he pokes your cheeks.
Occasionally.
He leaves quick pecs if he's feeling a little bit lovey dovey that particular day but then quickly covers his mouth at your sheer softness like this 🤭🤭🤭
His lips still tingle after kissing your squishy cheeks <33
What he loves most is when you eat! Because you chew so cutely with your food kept in your cheeks making them even poofier and he just turns all pink and fluffy on the inside 😭😭
Literally imagine eating three times a day everyday with this man- this dude across the table smiling and blushing because of how adorable you are.
(but hey, you do kinda like it when he's totally focused on you hehe)
He couldn't help it!! You're too adorable 😭😭💞
Huening Kai
Like Yeonjun, Huening Kai likes to grab your face and play with your cheeks like playdough
Except he doesn't like anything getting in the way between his fingers and your cheeks.
Lotion, face wash, sunscreen, no to all of that
Mans lives for that skin to skin contact 👏👏🤩
Because of this, he kinda just rubs your face all the time.
Didn't matter what you were doing.
He could walk in a room and immediately cup your face
You would be eating lunch and your cheeks are EVEN CHUBBIER than normal and he'd poke it gently 😭😭
Here's the cutest part
You'd be sleeping peacefully right? And Huening Kai gets you all snuggled up and ready in bed
But before he sleeps with you, he snaps a picture of your angelic sleeping baby face 🥰💞💞
AND IN THE PHOTO HE'D LIGHTLY PINCH THE TOP CORNER OF YOUR CHEEK AAA 😭😭🤧🤧💞💞💞
Bonus: he'd send it to the Txt gc, and the other members would spam crying and heart emojis wishing they could touch your cheeks too 🫶🫶
KSMAJLAJA I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS!!
Reblog and review if you like my work 🫶🫶 they are greatly appreciated!!
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BOYS LIKE U! -season two + 0.3k (finale)
synopsis- getting invited on an idol reality show where two groups have to live with each-other for a month seemed.. awful. but at least you got to bond with your long time crush and fellow leader over taking care of your own grown ass members?
authors note- this is it😁😁😁😁 done yassss okiiii pur 😝 Thank u allsmsm 4 reading and IREALLYYY hoped u liked it even. If the updates were VERYYYYYYY slow ❤️
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“Can you believe it’s already over? I remember meeting you and obsessing over how good looking you are like it was yesterday” you inquired, a small smile on your face as you were brought back to your awkward self on your first day at the house.
“It’s kind of crazy how time goes by so fast. Wish we had more time together here” Hanbin said, looking over at you with the tiniest frown.
He knew you’d still see each other, obviously, but something about living with you under the same roof made him feel all warm and giddy inside.
“Eunseok was the one you were talking about back then?” Hanbin asked you, swaying his feet back and forth to make the swing go just a little bit higher.
“What do you mean?” You questioned, squeezing out your ice cream from the plastic bottle.
“You know, when we were talking about our first loves” he answered, and you laughed lightly, the memory coming back to you in an instant.
It was cute, Hanbin’s jealousy. He wanted to be nonchalant, but instead looked like a nosy neighbor, trying to milk information about his potential competition out of you.
“You’re adorable, Hanbin,” you chuckled. “Eunseok is like one of my bestfriend’s, except Jeonghyeon of course. He really helped me for the short period of time that we trained together. I have so much love for him, platonic of course. You don’t have to worry, my sweet little jealous boy” you finished, pinching his soft cheeks.
He huffed in annoyance, which just made you want to kiss and suffocate him with your love even more.
“Well he’s nice, so I guess that’s fine” he murmured, looking down at his shoes.
“God I like you so fucking much, Sung Hanbin” you blurted out, and even when the realization hit you, you didn't regret it.
“Do you want to be my girlfriend?” he asked, his eyes like bright stars in the night sky. You kind of expected it but even so, the admission was enough to set your heart on fire.
You nodded with a small smile. He hurried to close the gap between your bodies, hugging you tightly. You looked up at him, placing a quick kiss on his cheek, leaving a pinkish mark.
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Omgg okay sine you are doing platonic asks I have a request. They are all in Jackson and Ellies steals or something like that some alcohol and she and readers drink it and get drunk and Joel catches them and goes all dad on them and grounds them? <3
Half empty (request)
Requested by: anonymous
Pairings: Ellie Williams x platonic!reader, Joel miller x platonic!reader
Warnings: vomiting, underage drinking, mentions of abuse but no abuse is written. Insecurity in relationships and just sadness yassss
A/n: I wrote something omg! This might need a second part? I wanted to get it out as soon as possible bc I’m going away for my friends bday and wanted to put it out yesterday but I’ve been busy af. So sorry if this is rushed it’s not proof read and I can do another part if it’s necessary! Anyway I love Ellie and I got drunk last night so I’m really fucking hungover rn and sleepy so I’m sorry if this is shit but yeah I had a little Ellie moment underage drinking yusss ianyway enjoy yusasssssssssssss:)):):):)::)
“No, Ellie. Absolutely not,” You say, turning your back to her. You two are usually on the same wavelength and agree to do the same things, but sometimes Ellie’s naivety becomes too much for you. You’ve seen more than she has despite being the same age as her. And much to Ellie’s demise, though she would never admit this, you know better.
“C'mon, y/n! It's Friday night! We never do anything fun anymore. We always just sit and do the same thing. Read dead people's journals, play board games, or sometimes go to the movies. God, last week you even did your homework on Friday night! You’re becoming too accustomed to domestic life. Don’t you miss it being a little crazy,” Ellie questions you, the way she always does. Sometimes you can’t even keep up with what she’s saying.
You narrow your eyes, looking dumbfounded as you turn to face her, “miss it being a little crazy? What, like when we were almost devoured by clickers? When we were almost murdered by raiders? When we had to aid Joel back to life-“ you begin to list off the things that had happened in the past few months just to remind Ellie, but she cut you off with a waving hand in your face before you could continue.
“Not that. Like…” she pauses to sigh, “when we played soccer with Sam in that bunker. All the cool things we saw when we were traveling, the stars when we slept under the open sky, or when Joel let us try his whiskey,” she shrugs.
You don’t want to admit it. You don’t want to say you miss that, because it was the most exhausting thing you’ve ever done. It was the hardest thing you’ve ever done, and you lost so much because of it. But you couldn’t help feeling a little nostalgia for that portion of your life. You, Joel, and Ellie, were all each other had. And as much as it was hard having only each other to rely on, with this weird dynamic going on, it was nice only having each other. It was a simpler time and a part of you missed when things were like that.
But you wouldn’t say that to Ellie. Some part of you always told yourself you had to be strong around her. You couldn’t be vulnerable with Ellie or Joel. You’re Ellie’s best friend, and she’s something of a little sister to you despite only being a few weeks younger than you. You always felt the need to protect her, especially since the whole point of the trip that changed your life was to deliver her to make this vaccine.
And with Joel, well, you didn’t know what to make of your relationship with him. You wanted to seem strong and mature around him, so as to be respected by him, and it’s gotten you this far, so why show your true colors now? He sees you as an equal somehow. You see how he looks at Ellie, with some sort of paternal love in his eyes. But you tried to treat him as a peer instead of someone you needed to look up to.
You felt selfish for that little part of you that missed being out in the open world with Ellie and Joel. You were safe here, and happy. You had enough to eat, you got to learn, and you even have a healthy comfortable home, and friends your age. You’re not fighting for your life, so what’s there to miss?
So you shrugged in response to Ellie. “I’m thankful for how far we’ve come.”
“Bullshit. You used to be fun! What happened to you,” she pushed you. You sighed deeply as an older sibling would. You partly agreed with Ellie, you did use to have more fun with her. You two got into trouble all the time when you first got to Jackson. But you felt bad making Joel parent the both of you, so you eventually stopped agreeing to do things with Ellie. You did become accustomed to domesticity. But it was a good life.
You look up at her and smile softly, “what’s your plan, Ellie,” you say slowly. A part of you is excited to let loose a little. She smiles the biggest, toothiest grin you’ve seen from her in a long time. She looks how she did before everything happened.
“Okay, Joel is in town, so his stuff is unguarded. And I just so happen to know where he keeps his whiskey,” Ellie says in a mischievous voice, your mouth immediately falls agape.
Before she had time to continue with her master plan, you cut her off, “Ellie, are you fucking crazy? I thought you would want to go for a night walk or like, I don’t know, play a prank on the kids in town watching a movie. Stealing Joel’s whiskey,” you breathe out sharply, unable to compute. You couldn’t imagine doing that to Joel. You could only imagine the pressure that he’s under with the two of you and you would never purposefully add more to his plate.
“Y/n, please? He wouldn’t even notice. He’s been so busy lately that he’ll probably just forget about it altogether, and he can go get more now,” she says, giving her infamous Ellie puppy dog eyes. It’s hard to say no to her, especially when you feel so much for her and your mind automatically goes back to Everything that she’s gone through.
You shake your head and look away, “what if he notices,” you say quietly, allowing yourself to slip out of that fearless front for a quick moment.
“Y/n, he’s like seventy years old, also if he does notice anything, it’s just Joel,” she says with a shrug. Yeah. Just Joel. Just Joel who you’ve spent so much of your energy trying to impress. Just Joel who brought you two across the country safe and alive, somehow. Just Joel who you owe your life to.
You look up at her emotionlessly and nod slowly. “Go get it.”
Ellie returns to your room a few minutes later with Joel’s whisky bottle which has half of its contents left. “It’s half full, this will be enough to get us drunk, right,” she says as she tears the cap of the bottle off.
“Half empty,” you say as you examine the bottle, before taking a hefty swig of it. “Jesus!”
“How is it,” Ellie says with her classic naive and interested expression on her face. “It’s whisky,” you say stubbornly, before handing her the bottle. She takes a sip and tries her hardest not to cough, but it’s too strong for her. After she swallows what’s in her mouth, she starts coughing like a maniac and you cringe, patting her on the back. “Get it together, partner. There’s more where that came from.”
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After twenty minutes, you two are sitting on your bedroom floor chatting normally. Or boringly, as Ellie put it. This whiskey was taking forever to kick in, you almost wanted to pull your homework out of your bag and start to do it right then and there. Suddenly, Ellie exclaims loudly.
“What the fuck is taking so long! I’m putting my tastebuds through hell just to sit here sober,” she says with an exasperated voice. You smile at her softly and take a breath, just feeling tired, “I’m bored,” you say.
“Me too,” she says, throwing herself back onto the floor. “Should we go do something?”
You shrug, “it’s better than sitting here doing nothing,” you say. The alcohol must be affecting you because otherwise you would have thought logically about this. The two of you got up and exited your room, and then the house. It was a bit of a walk to the town from your house, but with the bottle of whisky coming along for the ride, it was definitely entertaining.
On the walk to the town, you definitely started feeling it. Your vision became gradually more blurry, you had to focus on walking straight, and for some reason, Ellie’s loud mouth was a lot funnier to you than it usually is.
“What do you call a chicken who crossed the road?”
You look up into the night sky, focusing on the stars as you try to guess what the punchline of this joke is gonna be. Before you’re able to guess, Ellie corrects herself, “Fuck, I messed it up,” she snorts as the two of you start laughing uncontrollably as you’re walking up the uphill road.
“Ellie, you’re so funny,” you say between chuckles, as you wipe the tears of laughter off your cheeks. “You make everything so funny and fun. You're so funny,” you smile as you messily gush over her. You feel so much love for her, but when in your everyday life while you're sober, you don't know how to tell her that. The two of you aren’t very expressive about your emotions with each other.
You look over at her and see her smiling softly and looking down. You can’t tell if she’s embarrassed or if she’s just taking in what you’re saying. You wonder if you’re going to remember this in the morning as the town lights come into view.
Ellie sighs, shoving her hands into her jacket pockets. “Where are we going,” she turns to look at you. You shrug, “tipsy bison?”
You guys head for the restaurant, unsure of what your plans are for when you get there. You’re not thinking very far ahead. You’re just living in the moment talking to Ellie about things that don’t even make sense.
Walking into town on a Friday night made you remember why people always wait for Friday. Why people always rave about Friday. The lights on around the buildings in town and the quiet chatter coming from people with busy, happy lives is a beautiful sight to see. And you miss going out as much. You miss interacting with people. You miss live being unpredictable, or even having a little bit of fun. It makes you sad to think about, so you wrap your arm around Ellie’s shoulder.
She puts her arm around your figure and you push the door to the tipsy bison open with your foot. Most people stay engaged in conversation, but some heads turn to you. You’re not worried though, you just continue your conversation with Ellie as you walk up to the bar, “I don’t understand how it works, like, yeah, atoms or whatever but it’s just weird that we grow and expand into nothing… like it’s just air I don’t-“
“Y/n? Ellie,” You hear a familiar voice question from behind you. You abruptly end your not very intellectual conversation and turn to Ellie and widen your eyes dramatically before turning to face the figure behind you. It’s Joel and he doesn’t look that surprised to see you.
“Hi Joel,” Ellie says with a big smile as she waved to him. You wave awkwardly after you see Ellie do it, figuring that’s the appropriate thing to do. He narrows his eyes, walking closer to you guys. He lifts his hand up slowly to wave but something in him decided against it, he only lifts it halfway before dropping it.
“I thought you guys said you were staying in tonight,” he says looking between the two of you who are awkwardly standing like puppies who have obviously done something wrong. Ellie shrugs, looking to you to respond this time.
You take a moment to collect your thoughts, “we were hungry.”
He squints his eyes at you slightly but corrects himself soon thereafter. “Do we not have any food left at the house?”
You shrug, this time looking to Ellie to answer. Maybe you should’ve just taken this one, because Ellie bursts out, “please don’t be mad, Joel!”
You let your mouth fall agape at her sudden outburst and quickly scan the room to see if everyone heard that, surprisingly not a lot of people are phased by Ellie, which is weird because she sounds like the loudest person in the room to you. You try to read Joel’s expression but somehow his face remains blank. After maybe five seconds of silence, Joel suddenly pushes the two of you towards the door, you kick it open once more, quickly shuffling out the door.
After the three of you are out of the restaurant, he walks in front of you both, as to get a good look at your red, hot faces. “Are you guys drunk,” he asks in a panicked voice.
“No,” Ellie says.
You stay silent.
“Y/n?”
Suddenly feeling bile rise to your throat, you lean over into the bushes in front of your favorite restaurant. You violently vomit onto the ground. You don’t focus on much except for the burning in your throat. But you can feel someone’s hand on your back and someone pulling your hair back out of your face. You’re guessing that’s not Ellie, because the only other thing you can register is her voice getting rapidly further away as she exclaims, “ew! Gross! Holy shit!”
You just keep throwing up. It’s painful and you can feel tears running down your face. Suddenly the sick feeling in your stomach feels like something similar to guilt and shame. You try to not feel this often. You used to be someone who put yourself in bad situations because you wanted to be helpful or respected. But long before you met Ellie or Joel, you changed your ways and tried to be someone who didn’t have anything to regret. Someone who made mature decisions, since you didn’t have anyone on your side to defend you. In this moment, you know you’ve become too comfortable.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” you sob between gags. You hate yourself for crying in front of them. You can hear someone telling you it’s okay. Saying over and over again it’s okay, it’s okay y/n. You don’t expect to look up and see it coming out of Joel’s mouth. Even though he’s reassuring you that you’re okay, his expression says otherwise. He looks mad. He hasn’t looked this mad in a long time. This makes you cry harder as the vomit forces it’s way out of your stomach.
You continue to apologize while vomiting and don’t even know where Ellie is, until at one point you hear Joel yell at Ellie to sit in the snow and not move. This brightens your mood a little bit, as you think it’s funny that Ellie’s getting told off. You can’t help but giggle, followed by a hiccup as you bring your hand up to your mouth, subconsciously begging your brain to let you have a break from the vomit.
“Hey, fuck you, y/n,” Ellie yells at you loudly through her slurred words as you continue to giggle. “Ellie,” Joel forcefully says back at her as she sits motionlessly in the snow. She doesn’t react, just sits there with an angry look on her face. She doesn’t seem like a fun drunk.
“Are you finished,” Joel says softly, leaning down to your level as you’re breathing heavily. You burp quietly before saying, “I think.” The owner of the tipsy bison comes outside and throws his hands up in the air, scoffing at Joel. “I’m sorry man, I’m sorry,” he says, taking your shoulders and leading you back towards your house. “Come Ellie.”
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At some point on the walk back, Ellie started crying too. She just kept saying she was sorry, she was stupid, she was sorry, she wouldn’t ever do it again. Joel stopped answering a while ago. Helping you walk and yelling at Ellie to keep up when she fell to far behind. That made her cry harder.
“What did you drink,” he asked at one point, his voice staying steady and strong. Ellie starts to answer, but you cut her off before she get the two of you in more trouble than you already are in. “It was my idea. I traded with my friend from school.”
Ellie just looks at you. The two of you make eye contact for a long time, silently, only hearing your footsteps under you. Joel doesn't answer. He doesn't say anything for the rest of the walk. Ellie keeps sniffling and complaining about her legs hurting, despite the house being in your view at this point.
Once you arrive home, you sit on the couch motionlessly. In your mind, you feel like if you’re still enough you could disappear into the couch cushion and wake up tomorrow in a reality where none of this ever happened. Hoping you won’t have to face the consequences of your actions.
You hear Joel sigh as he pulls the door of Ellie’s room shut quietly. You follow his dark shadow with your eyes slowly. You accidentally sniffle and through the dark, you can see Joel’s figure jump. He quickly clicks on the lantern on the side table.
“Jesus, y/n,” he says, rubbing his eyebrows together, wearing a tired expression.
“I'm sorry.”
Joel starts to say something but stops himself. Taking a deep breath and standing still for a moment. Before coming closer to you. You expect him to hit you, you would even understand if he beat you senselessly and threw you out of the house.
But he just stands above you as you sit on the couch for a few more seconds before taking a deep breath and starting. “You're smart, y/n. You know better.”
You try not to react. You try to keep a still, blank face like you usually do. But it's difficult this time. You already failed once tonight and you feel like you're on the verge of breaking again. You don't say anything.
“I know you care about Ellie, so why would you put her in this situation,” he asks, crossing his arms over his chest. You wish you could be honest with him, you wish you could tell him everything that's going on in your mind, but something is keeping you from doing that. This man isn't your father, and he obviously doesn't want to be. It's hard for you to connect with him, and you don't think he has any interest in doing that anyway.
“You know, my birthday was yesterday,” you say emotionlessly. There's no way for him to have known that, and you don't feel upset that he didn't know. You don't feel upset that Ellie didn't know and you don't feel upset that no one knew, because that part of your life is over. Your parents are gone and so is anyone who loved you before, so you don't have a reason to hold what happened to you against anyone. You just want him to know.
“You’re right. I shouldn’t have put her in this situation, and I do know better.”
You don’t know what to make of this situation. You don’t know how to connect with him.
You just keep crying. You want to stop crying but you don’t know how. You don’t know what you’re trying to say, you just wish he knew. You shake your head. “You’re right,” you repeat yourself.
He sighs and rubs his eyes. Seemingly tired from the long day, or week, or months that he has had. Maybe even years. You know you and Ellie aren’t helping and that makes you feel worse. But he draws a long breath in. “Get up,” he says with the same blank face. You get up, not wanting to make anything worse than it has to be.
When he moved his hand you expect him to reach out and hurt you, but he wraps his arms around your small figure and gives you a long hug. This was your first hug. You two barely talk, the only thing the two of you had in common was ellie. Sometimes you felt so out of place. You felt like you didn’t belong and you were tagging along with the two of them. But you tried to brush those feelings off so you didn’t have to think about it.
“Go to sleep. We can talk about this when you feel better.”
He pulls out of the hug and doesn’t look at you. Instead starts to walk to his room, but he stops and says one last thing before going up the stairs.
“Wake Ellie up in the morning and tell her that you two are going to the tispy bison to clean the flower pots and planters first thing. And you're apologizing to the owner.”
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I am really not the target demographic for Red, White and Royal Blue and honestly, the entire premise sounds dumb af from where I'm sitting, but all the gifs that crossed my dash looked hilarious and that main actor is beyond gorgeous, so I am going to give it a shot tonight. My expectations are so low, that unless this movie gets a shovel and starts digging, there is no chance it cannot exceed them. I am so ready to eat my words, just give me some pretty people, mindless fluff and basic comedy and I will be happy, I swear!
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TWO FUCKING HOURS?
You guys, I'm going to be honest here, I don't think I have it in me to sit through this 😭😭
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LOL, only a younger brother 🤣🤣 They did not have the guts to go all in and make him the heir to the throne.
Also, lol @ "Prince of England's hearts" but even more so at "whom all the world adores" 🤣🤣 I cannot. I am absolutely not the target demographic for this and I don't think I have it in me to just go along with this, fictional British royal family or not. Who speaks like this? Who even believes it?
Anyway. Abolish the monarchy, Guillotine them all. Long live the glorious revolution!
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LMFAO 🤣🤣
Well, at least he looks equally disgusted.
If we can't off the royal family, how about we just off this news announcer? Because I am getting so much second-hand embarrassment.
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LMAO, OK, he gets ONE point 🤣🤣
OK, fine, two points, because he is stupid beautiful and the reason I sat down to watch this in the first place 😤
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Yassss, girlfriend has great taste!
I'm two minutes in and so far, she's my favourite. I would totally watch a two-hour movie of her touring London and giving commentary on the yumminess of various guys she encounters.
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LMAO, is he going to get hammered and smash the obscene 75-thousand-pound cake? 🤣🤣
Because why else would they mention that price point and also show the cake in all its humongous 8-tier glory 🤣🤣
Here for the diplomatic incident, ngl, I would totally read the shit out of that in the tabloids the next day 🤣🤣
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NOOOOO, THE CAKE IS RIGHT BEHIND THEM!
THEY WILL TOTALLY TOPPLE THAT CAKE!
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Okay, I am laughing 🤣🤣
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SCREAMING 🤣🤣
I saw it coming from a mile away, but goddamn, it DELIVERED! 🤣🤣
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I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣
Watching this was such a good decision 🤣🤣
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LOL, if this was a real-life event, I would spend a week gleefully reblogging it on Tumblr, no lie 🤣🤣
Also, it is a 9-TIER CAKE, not 8 🤣🤣 The more, the messier!
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LMFAO 🤣🤣
Also, OMG! Uma Thurman! 😍 It's been a hundred years since I watched her in anything!
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"Sunshine of my heart" 🤣🤣
This movie is hilarious 🤣🤣
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Wait, Sarah Shahi??
I loved her in Life! I also watched Fairly Legal for her and thought she was stunning in The L Word! I'm forever bitter we never got to see that Nancy Drew adaptation with her in the main role 😕
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The thing that is the most difficult for me to suspend my disbelief for is the idea that these two overly privileged young men involved in their countries' respective politics are actually nice people.
I keep chanting to myself, "You are not here for realism! You are not here for realism! YOU ARE NOT HERE FOR REALISM!"
To varying levels of success 😕
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Romantic comedies are so not my genre. And I am so not here for ex-boyfriends or whatever this guy is.
I need Alex and Henry to get back together ASAP and start smashing cakes again because I'm starting to get bored.
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These are gutter-level jokes.
Seriously, they couldn't get more creative?
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They have the most basic taste in literature ever. It doesn't even feel authentic, more like what a nineteen-year-old girl thinks good taste in literature should look like.
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I feel like I am extremely uncharitable towards this movie (the cake thing was funny tho) but it is very hard to take their bland flirting, pedestrian romance and pathetic humour seriously when you're coming into this from 2ha 😕 The standards that have been set are on another planet compared to what we are being given here.
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Please 😭
And smash another cake, otherwise I don't know how I'm going to make it through another hour-and-a-half of this 😭😭
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The things I will watch for pretty people 😭
He truly is stupid beautiful and makes this thing infinitely more watchable every time he's on screen.
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I'm with Henry on this one, this party is like something straight out of my worst nightmares and crushing on the tall, hot guy seems like the only tolerable thing in this whole hellscape.
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Aww, baby, he is not having a good time.
He wants to kiss him for New Year's too!
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LOL.
Well. That escalated 🤣🤣
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NOOOOO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STARING AFTER HIM?
RUN AFTER HIM AND TELL HIM IT'S OK AND THAT YOU SHOULD CONTINUE SOMEWHERE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!
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And some women! 👀
She's my favourite character in this thing, lol, followed closely by Sarah Shahi and Uma Thurman. And then Prince Henry 😅
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This guy stands no chance to the level that it's embarrassing he still keeps trying.
I almost feel sorry for him, but I kinda have the feeling that he's going to be the one to out Alex and Henry, so my sympathy is very shallow. Just know when you've lost, my man, and MOVE ON.
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be there for you
PAIRING: lia x y/n reader
GENRES: fluff, a little bit of angst, a little bit suggestive in the end, they have known each other since high school but then they lose contact, they are two grown women, reader is a bit shy, jisu is sweet, they were enemies but only in the eyes of others, jisu is the singing teacher of reader, reader loves to sing, they get drunk and then…
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: english is not my first language! so i’m practicing my writing hoping it will get better and better! LIA IS SO BACK YASSSS!!!!!!
The greatest gift nature gave you was to give a celestial voice. A voice that however needed to be trained. From the tender age of six, pushed by the strong will of your mother who saw in you the same light that she had seen in herself, you practiced in the school choir, took private lessons, and then also dedicated yourself to the theater, to then go on to spend half of your adolescence in musicals.
Now, amid adult life, you had no choice but to choose the cheapest and easiest path to take: graduate in something you had not yet understood, work in the remaining free time and after dinner, every Thursday, gather together with people of all ages to take a singing course with Choi Jisu.
And on a Thursday evening, when you were the victim of an atrocious sore throat, you still decided to show up for the course. You took the tram and managed to arrive early for the meeting; you immediately recognized the kind lady who greeted you and rushed to hug her.
“Good evening, how are you? Everything OK? Ah yes, a sore throat. I can’t do anything about it” She was an old lady who was all about cuddling and chatting and did nothing but bombard you with questions. The location of the course was very nice, although to enter you had to go down some very steep stairs. The interior was the real gem: an entire room that was used as a dance hall in the morning and became a place for singing in the evening. The lessons often lasted for hours and therefore the place was also perfectly soundproofed.
Little by little, everyone started to arrive: adults, old and young. She was the last to arrive. Sometimes she would arrive with messy raven hair and huge sweatshirts, other times - when she was more relaxed and you could see her smile right away - she would wear a shirt and cigarette pants that she always paired with red heels. That day she showed up with messy hair and a simple outfit. And immediately you couldn't help but wonder how the woman who made your heart beat was doing.
The lesson went on without any problems, but you couldn’t help but notice how your singing teacher’s mood was never the same. Something must have happened to her. You also noticed how after staring at her for a long time she gave you a dirty look, to which you responded with a questioning look.
Because yes, you and Choi Jisu had known each other since high school. She had made it in the world of singing and you hadn’t. You had always been in love with her, but you couldn’t confess by the end of high school and your paths diverged; when you discovered the abyss of success between the two of you, you stopped even thinking about the idea of meeting her again. Everything was in vain: after ten years you signed up for a singing course sponsored by a terrible poster, where you initially hadn’t seen the raven girl’s name written in small letters, and the shock of your first meeting after a decade didn’t manage to make a single sound come out of your mouth.
Now, two years after that last fateful meeting, you approached Jisu to ask her how she was. “Bad day, and yet there is someone who manages to feel worse than me” “It’s just a sore throat, don’t be mean” “A singer’s voice should never reach the point where you made it reach. It’s an infallible instrument, yours” The compliment, which more than anything was a kind way for Jisu to remind you how stupid you were, made you blush, earning you an indecipherable look from the raven.
It was just the two of you left. You helped Jisu close everything that needed to be closed and accompanied her home. Arriving in front of Jisu's door, you muttered a "Good night" to the girl, but instead of receiving a response, Jisu looked you in the eyes, snorted, and invited you to come in. You couldn't have been happier.
“Thanks for the hospitality!” “There’s no need to shout. You were always the loud one,” despite everything Jisu was smiling. “And you were the silent one, except when you needed to sing. That’s when I failed.” Maybe you shouldn’t have brought up your failures, but everything seemed possible in that welcoming atmosphere and in such a spacious house. “Do you want some red wine?” "I'd love that"
To feel good, all you needed was the silence that made you accomplices and a few, perhaps too many, glasses of wine. So much so that you started touching on topics that were taboo for you. “Why did you abandon me?” asked Jisu at some point. “Because it was the best choice” “And why didn’t you ask me what the best choice was? We should have decided together” “We weren’t that close” you insisted. “That’s what you say. You were my only anchor and the only one with whom I shared this passion”
You turned the glass over in your hands, then took more wine and poured it for yourself and the girl, despite her complaints. “It's easy to say it now. I would wake up and think of you, I would go to bed and think of you. I spent the years we were apart thinking about you, then I saw that you had become a big shot in the music industry and I no longer felt capable of making the first move” “In your eyes, did I always seem like someone who would throw you in the trash because you couldn’t reach your dream?” “No, I didn’t… I didn’t dare to just show up in front of you”
Another sip. Another glance. The air getting heavier.
“What bothers me the most is that I missed an important part of your life. I wanted to be there to support you, I wanted to be a shoulder for you to cry on, but instead, I remained a distant memory” Jisu began to blame herself and, perhaps moved by the wine or by feelings that seemed to be in a pressure cooker ready to explode, you began to be more sincere.
“When you're with someone you like… You want to be the best in his eyes… I've never been and I'm not even now. How could I show up in front of you as the only one who couldn’t make our dream come true?” “Why have you never told me about this before?” You swallow loudly and take another sip of wine. Jisu's hand comes to rest on yours. There’s no escape.
“Because telling you would have also meant confessing my love to you. And that could have meant that I could have lost you forever” Jisu looked into your eyes for a good minute, before squeezing that hand with which she had only been caressing you before, coming closer to your mouth and kissing you on the cheek and then walking away embarrassed or maybe purple from the wine. “You’re stupid but that’s okay. Maybe at that age I couldn’t have done this,” she kissed you on the lips “and this,” she traced your side until he was close to your breast “but now, unfortunately for you, I’m a grown woman and I know very well what love is and what friendship is” “You’re drunk” “And you only know how to use that voice to say a lot of bullshit” “You’ll regret it” “The Jisu of now is begging me to kiss you and take you up to her bed to continue what we should have done ten years ago”
Maybe it was the alcohol, maybe it was Jisu’s scent, or maybe it was the love you’d held inside for so long, but you couldn’t help but obey those words. “I'd tell you to make me yours, but I've been yours forever so there's nothing present-day Jisu can do.” “I’ll thank the Jisu of the past for what she did. Now let’s go to bed.” “Please don’t treat me differently in the morning.” “From tomorrow on, I’ll always be by your side.” The kisses you gave each other as you went up to the bedroom were the sweetest thing you’d ever tasted.
#itzy#itzy lia#choi jisu#itzy fic#itzy fluff#kpop fluff#kpop#fluff#lia x reader#suggestive#itzy scenarios#itzy x reader#itzy x you#angst with a happy ending#kpop fics#kpop gg#kpop girls#kpop itzy#wlw#wlw struggles
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🎃 🦇 trick or treat! 🧛♂️🦇
You've completely rotted my brain with vampirism and I'm having another vampire phase now because of you bestie...
So.... what are your favourite vampires and or vampire books, films, shows etc.?!
Any spooky inspirations for your amazing Tyrone vampire au?
I LOVE YOU! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Whew, this is a semi long one! Happy Halloween, im sorry I'm late, but I had to think! My recall is ass 💀🤣
Oof, im all over the place. But I'll have to credit Sherrilyn Kenyon on getting me into the sexual side of vamps. The Dark Hunter series remains one of my faves, I've read almost up to ...book 32? Book 33? I lost count. But the author started going through issues with her ex who was coming after her books so she started publishing the same story from different perspectives and i zoned out. Might be time to zone back in 🤔
Of course, have to credit the GOATS - Vampire in Brooklyn and Queen of the Damned. Im now obsessed with the idea of smashing the two together and fuck it, might be my second vamp novel. I'll see what shakes loose 💁🏽♀️
First off, Black vamps? Yassss. Black vamps in a position of power that was not "earned" after centures of racism or struggle or Black trauma porn? Double yasss 🙌🏽😩 (I haven't read the Anne Rice books so I could be wrong about my queen but ehh, no one pays me to be right 🤣)
Vamp Tyrone takes some inspo from this. The way the teeth are, the complete devotion to one person and one person only 🤌🏽 the whiff of toxicity 🤣 idk, something about the push and pull between Max and Rita still fn eats 😩🙌🏽 corruption kink for the win 🙌🏽😩 also Dracula fits here too, with Gary Oldman but Ill also take the Luke Evans version 🥵
Can we collectively say fuck Julie Plec? All that aside, this was my shoooowww. This and Originals. The Mikkaelson family 🥵🥵🥵 while I don't bring up the concept of doppelgangers in Vamp Tyrone, I am obsessed with twins, doubles, clones, etc. And obvs that fit with Tyrone.
And lastly, ik ik. Listen, everyone needs trash in their faves and I was, am, and still will be obsessed with this trash ass series. I mean, we can collectively say fuck Stephanie Meyers weird ass, but I love this series and I don't have to defend it 😌
Again, obsessed with the thought of a vamp waiting for their forever partner, the inherent romanticism of vampirism, and the flirt with disaster and death and melancholy that always speaks to me. You can probably guess that Edgar Allen Poe is a fave of mines too 🤣 certified emo over here 😌😌
Theres a lot of things that went into my version of vamps. They can't go out into sunlight, they need blood to survive, they can tolerate normal food but it does nothing for them, they have some decorum now because of technology but Black vamps are on top.
I really dislike going to hunt for a vampire story only to find that white people are vamps and Black people are vampire hunters. Who decided that? Why is it always like that? Why can't I live my best Black vamp life 😩😩😩
And special shoutout to Vampire Academy as well. Is it cheesy? Sure. Am I obsessed? Yes. I'm behind finishing the series chuz the author pissed me tf off in book 3 🤣🤣🤣 she's on a timeout.
Thanks for asking beautiful 😍
#megaminds asks#behind the megadome#mega behind the blog#my process#vampires#vamp tyrone#books#movies#shows#sherrilyn kenyon#dark hunters series#vampire in brooklyn#queen of the damned#twilight#vampire academy#certified emo girl#theres probably more i juss cant think#give me all the vamp content
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This is my last rambling Unintentional Love Story post and I feel a bit sad that I have to say goodbye until season 2. I think it's going to be a while before another series captures my heart like this one. The last series before ULS that caused this level of brainrot was Word of Honor and that was two years ago. 😅
Taejoon and Wonyoung's story wrapped up beautifully. It brought all the warm fuzzies and I couldn't have asked for a more satisfying ending.
I like the contrast here, with Wonyoung feeling helpless, thinking they're really over, and Taejoon smiling because he realizes that Wonyoung is jealous and that they're definitely getting back together.
Istg Taejoon is being a little gremlin here. That smile on his face makes me think he knows that the way he responded makes it seem like he wants Wonyoung to disappear.
The way pulls Wonyoung into the hug with strength, but then gently cradles his neck during the hug made me sigh with happiness.
I've seen a lot of discussion about the dead fish kissing in ULS and I wanted to address it. I'm not going to pretend they didn't serve us multiple servings of dead fish. I get the criticism, we shouldn't be getting dead fish anymore in 2023 and I too, could have done without the dead fish close ups. However, I stand by my earlier statements that the dead fishes do not detract from the series. Despite the poor kissing skills, all the emotions are there, and isn't that what makes a series great?
The zoomed out shot of them kissing made my toes curl. I love the way that Taejoon is gripping Wonyoung's hands, not letting him go. It's these moments and feelings that resonate with me rather than the actual kissing. Would better kissing or getting rid of the dead fish close ups have improved the series? Probably yes, but only a little. Does it ruin the series as some claim? Absolutely not. I will defend this series till I die.
I loved Wonyoung's tear here. He's just so overcome with emotion and I was too while watching. His love is finally reciprocated again. I'm so happy for them.
YASSSS. Finally. I squealed with joy. Wonyoung's smile is everything. 🥰❤️
Melted into a big puddle of goo again. This is one of my favorite scenes. The way Wonyoung and Taejoon move their arms to hold each other closer, along with Taejoon's patented neck hold had me screaming into my pillow again. 😅
Love Donghee Taejoon bestie energy. Love that grabbing each other by the scruff is their way of communicating. No way is Taejoon going to let Donghee kiss Wonyoung! 🤭
I loved Wonyoung's piss off, I'm not scared of you look to Inho and daddy Taejoon's charging in to protect his boy.
THAT FLEX!! Wonyoung holding hands with Taejoon and then giving Inho that hmpf, loser glance as he is led away shows how confident he is now. Love it.
SO CUTE. I love the handhold with interlocking fingers. 🫠 I have not read the manhwa, but apparently Wonyoung is the one who buys the rings, so he could be checking Taejoon's ring size here. 🥰
Has any other kbl had this much handholding? I really like this shot because for whatever reason I see a heart in the empty space between them.
They are the cutest couple. Love how Wonyoung snuggles Taejoon. Taejoon loves Wonyoung's cutesy side just like me. Matching pjs should be cringe but it's freakin cute when they do it.
Oooo Wonyoung's got lines! 😊 I'm so glad that Taejoon was able to leave his baggage behind enough to be able to say that without feeling like Wonyoung is only trying to take advantage of him.
I'm so happy they released the behind the scenes so we can have both POVs of this hug. Wonyoung looks so happy. I'm smiling like an idiot again.
I love that we got to see Wonyoung standing up to vice manager Jung. Demanding an apology! You get him Wonyoung! But also, when did Jung find out that Taejoon and Wonyoung were dating? When did he find out they broke up? Did Taejoon tell him? 🤔
A picturesque ending. 🥰❤️🫠 I do wish we got a bit of back story on the rings, but it doesn't matter. They're going to live happily ever after, I know it.
It's really over. 😭 I will miss this series so much. It's my favorite kbl ever for now.
In case anyone is interested and missed the other spazz posts: [Ep 1-4] [Ep 5-6] [Ep 7] [Ep 8] [Ep 9]
#my weekly spazzy love letter to unintentional love story#this series is just so good#i can't stop talking about it yet#but at least i can start bringing myself to properly watch some other series now#unintentional love story#reaction time: uls
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LITA Ep 2 rewatch thoughts
This is such a long post bc I included screenshots oops
I forgot to mention it last time but the opening is so catchy!! I also didn't know BossNoeul sang it until I'd already seen the whole show but that knowledge makes it even better :)
Since we're at the second episode, ofc they start us off with a lil recap. I'm happy to see P'Aon again, yay! Also I like the fun background music. Rain is giving inquisitive puppy vibes in this scene and I'm here for it <3 And then P'Aon mentions Phayu and he instantly turns into disgruntled kitten AHHH what a cutie
VERSUS
Also "how do I know your boss didn't do anything weird to my car" oh sweetheart, he already DID something weird to your car, it's all good now
Once again we get puppy!Rain vs. meow!Rain in the next scene (I'm serious, how tf does Noeul fit all this cuteness inside?)
VERSUS
P'Aon looking at Rain's number like it's the Holy Grail PLSSSS
Yassss Rain call your man out!! What have we got so far? Asshole, bastard, unprofessional, pervert - our boy sure has a range of vocab
Loving that weatherperson foreshadowing that Rain's future is about to have some storm-wrought turbulence - I think it's so funny when a character is like "I never wanna hear/see/think/experience X person again" and then one narrative later they take back those words real quick
I'm also a huge fan of the brothers' dynamic! P'Saifah is always down to call his brother a massive simp to his face, but can you blame him when Phayu literally has this besotted look on?
Ok but what happens next is really short but I think quite interesting. Saifah asks Phayu how long he's been single, and there's a long pause where the camera cuts to this look (see below) on Phayu's face. It kind of looks like he's been single for a while, and not exactly by choice - I get the impression he's been hurt in the past or he hasn't found what he's looking for. BUT then it's immediately followed up with Saifah checking in and Phayu saying "I'll tell you when something happens" with a rather gleeful look. He's already expecting Rain to meet his standards and not run away from him!!! I love how happy Saifah looks for his bro too
And then we get Rain channeling some meerkat energy (I know I've said this a thousand times but URGH WHAT A CUTIE). Also Sky's BS-meter firing so high and Rain's voice jumping like 5 octaves has me cackling every time
Actually, this whole section is quite funny - Rain skipping into the middle of the crowd and then immediately getting ready to run when he sees Phayu, and also there's something yellow+blue color-related going on here but idk what it is (it's cool tho!)
Here are the live reactions to Rain grabbing Phayu's arm to drag him away:
Phayu: mission accomplished 😎
Sky: prayin for ya bff 😇
Ple: I want that to be me 😒
Me + the rest of the students: hmmmm 🌈???????
Ok Rain really has a colorful vocabulary and Phayu is apparently is NOT here for it. Also are Phayu's lips magnets to you Rain? You did not have to stick your lips out like that when you're just tryna have a conversation about manners
I also find it very interesting that Rain is the one to pull Phayu along, first into the bathroom and then into the actual stall. On one hand I know he just doesn't want to be found out by other people but I do think it's rather telling that Phayu who is clearly much larger than Rain allows himself to be manhandled so easily.
First lip touch alert!!!
I'm talking about things I only know marginally about here but idk what else to call it so... I've never heard of a person dropping into subspace so friggin fast I mean all Phayu did was breathe on his neck for 0.2 seconds and Rain's goneeee. I was absolutely unprepared the first time I watched this, and even now on my nth rewatch I'm still feeling some type of way
I didn't notice this until someone pointed it out but Phayu does take a second to pull back and check in (peep the surprised eyebrow raise - clearly he didn't expect Rain to be so into it after like 2 seconds, but he's certainly not complaining)
I also didn't notice this before but Rain actually moans here. Very understandable. Also Phayu telling Rain he did a good job? Praise kink activated (Phayu really just awakened things in Rain one after another lmao)
Another entry into the Rain death-grips Phayu library
I'm actually a bit surprised Rain got yanked out of his headspace so fast - no wonder he collapses by the sink. It's good that Phayu verbally communicates with him right after instead of just leaving. Also interesting choice of words here... there def is something hard involved
I am a SUCKER for headpats. Give them all to meeeee
I can't tell if it's just a translation thing, but when Rain curses Phayu when Phayu is leaving, he doesn't immediately use any cuss words. Look at Rain being a good boy even when he's angry <3 Phayu looks SO satisfied lmao
WAIT SOMEHOW THIS FLEW RIGHT BY MY RADAR UNTIL NOW
Fruity siblings alert! Also Sky coming in clutch here. I don't really get why Ple is so insulted tho, she met Phayu for all of one min (tbf I'd probs react that way if I got to experience Phayu's presence irl though)
Cut to Red Blue boys racing heck yeahhhhhh let's go!!!
It's criminal we didn't get to see Rain fawn over Phayu in this racing outfit. He'd come undone like the rest of us
Also Prapai has a really nice smile! another cutie!!
Ok who is doing perimeter security for these races? Two boys with two shared braincells practically wandered right into the crowd with no trouble - I think if Rain hadn't looked so clueless he could've blended right in
I think the camerawork in these street racing scenes is interesting - I can't quite put my finger on it but it feels like there's something different about the technique or lens bc it looks different than other scenes
I feel like this is a good time to tell y'all I love the Fast and the Furious franchise so I'm right at home here
How strong is Phayu? Rain was actually going pretty fast but Phayu didn't even flinch when he barreled into Phayu's chest. Brick wall I tell you
They did the yellow blue thing again!
This must have been HILARIOUS to film like imagine going into work one day and your boss is like ok now spank your coworker and we're gonna record you
So the first couple of times I watched this I thought that Phayu was being unnecessarily harsh to Rain, but I think now I understand that it was to impart the gravity of the situation. Phayu really just wanted Rain to be safe and also his "grow up" comment comes into play later during the convo after Rain misses a deadline
Rain's death-grip on Phayu Counter: 3
I cannot believe this boy just BIT him so hard Phayu's lips bled. Phayu was so into it though lmao - did y'all hear his voice become so soft after the third kiss?
The line above is so funny to me like sir, the only kind of man you are is a capital F Fool-In-Love
Some more yellow-blue for us
Also he calls him P'Phayu here... what a good boy!
We love chef!Phayu in this house!
I love that Phayu has such confidence in Rain's abilities right from the start - this kind of encouragement is so healthy (in the screenshot below, Rain has just said that he wants to create designs like Phayu)
ALL MEN DO IS LIE (exhibit A see below)
PLSSS HE WAS ALMOST SELF-AWARE my dumb lil son
YASSSS YOU GOT YOUR PRIORITIES IN ORDER PHAYU
And that brings us to the end of episode 2! I'm having so much fun with this <3 Hope anyone reading this has a lovely day or night!!
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Offline live blog of time quangle ep2
I love the intro music is it a mix of all them?
HOOT GROWL HOOT GROWL
I love Emily's fit
Zac looks like he's heading to church lol
Is Lou just not going to show up?
Oh box of doom already?
FUCK YA BARRY 6 AGAIN (wouldn't it be funny if he just Played Barry every time)
YASSSS THE QUEEN SOFIA BIKES
I hope we get the bad kids at some point
Pffft heh
GORGUG MY BELOVED
HOOT GROWL
YASS MARGARET
I can't wait to see fanart of this line up so far
FUCK YA ROWAN
I hope there's no S2 Sofia spoilers I'm not done it and I really like how her arc is going
Neverafter again?
Well Barry's been there before technically
Quangle is part of my vocabulary now lol
Still to many names lol
Sharp socks sound like hell
Wait snow White is evil in neverafter
No not the roaches
Margaret and Rowan are going to be good friends or enemies
YASS MY BOI
FUCK YA THE HANGVAN
HEH
Perry?
You ok bud?
Oh no Arthur
Ewwww
Awwww🥺
Rowan berry mother of all
Barry no
Fuck ya Barry
I'll finish this later I can't focus because I need to piss and I'm on the bus
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37 The Farm
I love how there are two parts of the fandom now:
the "i love you Oscar but you're so not making it out of this alive, i'm in denial"
and the "JEALOUS JOHN HELL YES look dear I don't care about Oscar either but could you be a bit more stealth about it"
And sometimes they merge. I believe.
(I'm team 2 btw)
Also I'm sorry but Oscar is fruity as hell, don't even try to tell me he's written as a straight man, there's just NO way okay. Speaking as greyromantic/ace myself
And the feeling I've got in 36 that John isn't just jealous, he's basically being erased and is scared to death to lose the only things he has - a sight that's not his but is the only use he sees for himself right now, a mind - the only thing that's truly him and his alone (shut up King), and a voice just one person can hear (also a few limbs control but this is being omitted all the time), that's why being so petty and posessive, - has only gotten stronger in 37. John, dear. You need a separation, and I don't even mean your eldritch body unsharing stuff, just psychologically. Which is hard, I guess, because of the eldritch body sharing stuff.
But he feels unstable and vulnerable af, unsure, uncertain about his very existence, that's why all the snarkiness.
Btw I really liked how I switched sides with John and Arthur this episode. Usually they are more stable morally-wise, as in one is being the moral compass for the other, but here the morals were being tossed between them like a hot potato. Although with Arthur I was more like disappointed and irritated (aren't you trying to be a good man and a Human with a capital H?) when he lost the course, and with John it's simply a grinny YASSSS JOHN 💛 idk and idc. Guess who's my comfort character. (Wrong, it's Yellow. Fine, it's John first.)
I wish I could care about Oscar, but he feels like a hindrance. Oooh my John kinny is showing aren't they As in, I KNOW he's helping, but I also see him as a very likely source of drama and disaster. He's not as familiar with the eldritch stuff the Jester team went through, he's pretty innocent but kinda unhinged in borderline religious way (borderline because it's not the faith in his god that makes him unhinged), and this contrast gives me the heebie jeebies. He feels like a slightly rabid kitten who's going to be killed because of his innocent ignorance and his drive to stick his nose where it shouldn't really go.
And uh. Oscar sounds like a really nice person. So he really SHOULDN'T go anywhere near Jester team because, y'know. People die like flies around them. I wouldn't wish such an unfortunate outcome to a genuinely nice person, no matter how much I like the boys.
Oh, btw I like the most recent addition to the podcast and am eager to learn what those black wormy things were :3
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May 🏋🏻 2024 Monthly - Capricorn
Preshuffle: Justice, Ace of Swords, Justice, a decision is definitely being made, you’ve received all of the clarity you need on a romantic situation. Either it ends here, or it’s time to begin, some of it - simultaneously.
Meditation: Just a song for you, “Knock Three Times”, you always get the older ones, it makes me laugh. And your door was there to knock on. Simple and cute. I’m loving the song 🥰
Main energy: Knight of Swords
I’m just…what? Capricorn is being confrontational? Getting information? Making themselves clear? Drawing a line in the sand? Not leaving any room for confusion? Whew 😅 That’s attractive af, some of y’all tend to be emotionally constipated and have a hard time communicating openly. If this Knight is not you, and it’s someone else, consider the emotionally constipated message. *Someone* is acting this way, it’s this or that. 9 Wands clarifies…it’s been difficult to get something started. Or restarted even, you could be healing a connection and having a brand new beginning with them, or you could be meeting someone new and forming a brand new connection. Manifesting love ❤️ That’s the goal, and if not love then a genuine connection, there is no time for games with these kinds of swords. Very mature of you, I assume it’s you.
What’s going on in May:
Ace of Swords:
Yassss. Communication, clarity, seeing the light 💡 on a situation, this can be an idea that hits you suddenly, the truth. This could be the “where is this going?” conversation or just being completely transparent about your own wants, needs, and long term desires. 2 Wands clarifies with planning the next step, you’re not diving to into anything you’re not prepared for, whatever you’re doing is being done in the most prepared, honest, intelligent way. Or if someone else, then you can count on this person, they make damn sure they’re clear as crystal - no room for interpretation here 💯 You go back and forth on someone’s feelings, maybe your own. Could be same sex or platonic, two Queens showing up, and the goal is victory. Deep connection. Mutual love. So someone is getting to the point of it all, here’s what I want, here’s how I feel, etc., so they may hopefully reach victory, cooperation, the next step. A second date, whichever. I really like this energy 💜
6 Wands:
You want victory, success, overcoming a stage of difficulty - Penguin is at the bottom of the animal oracles, Strength clarifying shows you or someone else has held back how they really feel about something. This. You. Where it’s going. You want this new beginning, The Fool shows you’re ready to take a leap into love, friendship, adventure (also at the bottom). You’re ready for the fun parts of this, enough of the awkwardness or hesitating already. If there’s been some kind of drama, you want to move on from that peacefully.
8 Wands:
There are a lot of messages, a lot of communication going on, I’m kinda surprised by this energy from you. Maybe you’re an airy kind of person, have air placements, or are dealing with someone that does. The Hanged Man clarifies - more beautiful energy - showing you’ve gained perspective in this situation, and want to share all that you know. It doesn’t necessarily have to be with this person, maybe you’ve been dating awhile, you understand the dance of “I don’t know you & let’s act weird for the first few weeks.” You’ve passed this already, either you meet someone initially and it’s like “Here’s who I am and what I want, now you.”, or you’ve had it out with someone - could be minor - and you are like “Lesson learned.” Because you care, you want cooperation from this person, and you’re ready for FUN. Or they are 💯 Your energies of Raspberry & Purple Brick can show pickiness, high standards, fear, unnecessary worries - either that’s going on internally, you’re dealing with that kind of emotion form someone else, or you are the hesitant one and they’re like 👏 chop 👏 chop let’s do this 👏. 9 Cups at the bottom, this is what you want, you or they just aren’t trying to make any wrong decisions.
3 Pentacles:
This is the hope & desire, everyone working together equally in tandem, everyone on the same page feeling-wise. If you’re dealing with a romantic connection, King of Pentacles is here to match the Queen. Having seen the other Queen earlier, someone may have had a difficult relationship that’s now over, and this is the new one, the intention is that this goes how it should, no confusion, no outside parties, no bs. The Pentacles pair mean business. Doesn’t have to be romantic with the other Queen, it could be a friend, coworker, sibling, whoever - or just the deeper feelings of one, and the partners here are just being clear as day to boundaries, what this is, what effort we’re putting in, could be a nanny/babysitter for the kids - if that applies. If a 3rd energy exists at all, it feels transactional, someone you hire (or pay child support to idk). Not someone in the way. It’s possible this 3rd energy has a crush or something, like the babysitter flirts with your person, and it’s just immediate no. Not only no, but they’re not coming back, enjoy your life Susie. Boundaries are being upheld, there is respect and teamwork between two (maybe three) people, and it’s a beautiful thing.
The World:
Clarified by Justice. 10 Cups at the bottom. The correct, responsible, balanced, fair decisions are being made - no foolery. Idk why I keep saying that but it’s important. Happy family, the fairy tale ending, the long term dream is at the bottom of the deck, no one here is playing with that energy. It’s like once you know what you want, that’s what you want and that’s the end of it, isn’t it? I’m not seeing Libra energy strongly, maybe with this Knight, but I’m definitely feeling it - the whole reading is balanced, being very clear, wanting a healthy and transparent connection moving forward - in love. Justice ⚖️ For many. Friendship or partnership for others, you could be working with a couple on something and just being very clear where you stand - if so, it’s appreciated. I don’t get any ill feelings from any direction 💜
Signs you may be dealing with:
Capricorn, Sagittarius, Aries, Leo, Aquarius & Libra
Oracle: ✨
Hesitation 🤔
Decision - Confusion - Worry
Care 🤗
Parenthood - Patron - Support
Blue Heron 🐦
“Make a stand for what you believe in and do what feels right in spite of any judgement or disapproval from others.”
Trust your deepest sense of knowing what the right action is and do it, and don’t rely on others to tell you what to do or how to act. Not everyone will approve of the decisions you make, and if your choice goes against the grain of what others expect from you, you’ll no doubt run into criticism and judgement. Stand still and look around you. You’re doing just fine in spite of others’ assessments of you. Besides, your greatest & most fulfilling support comes from that place inside that guides you by revealing signs that tell you which path to follow. Heeding these signs keeps you in alignment with your true path. You may have to put both feet in the water and dredge through others disapproval, asserting yourself where needed. Trust in your inner knowing, and let it be the source of your strength to keep moving forward.
We enter into May as:
Righteous Raspberry 💅🏽:
“I have the same high standards for myself as I do for others.”
This is a message to lighten up! Notice your present attitude towards others. Perhaps you’re being too hard on yourself, and others as well. Allow others to be as they are. Supporting others around you creates allies. Watch your expectations, you could be setting yourself up for disappointment. You cannot be satisfied if you expect others to live up to standards you can’t even live up to. Besides, others are not you. Do it wrong, mess it up, have flaws. Trying to make the world perfect will only exhaust and alienate. Allow things to simply be. Look for what’s right in your world.
What is to be learned in May:
Royal Purple Brick 🧱
“She resists what she clings to.”
The fear of stepping out, of being abused, has grown so great that you no longer need a wall of fear to prevent you from living - a simple brick will do. Which of course symbolizes that what frightens you is much smaller than you imagine. What we resist, we cannot heal. Royal Purple Brick appears when we are resisting something, and may indicate a loss of faith. This is a sign of fear holding you back in some way and preventing you from moving forward. If you are experiencing pain, holding on tighter will only worsen the situation. Fear may also indicate you’re trying to save yourself from a path that will not serve you! Are you following your true passion? Is it divinely guided?
This can also indicate presently using your energy in a self-defeating way. Use your courage to let go of control and allow Spirit to come in and heal you. The promise of Royal Purple Brick is freedom after surrender. In letting go you may feel some discomfort, but you’ll also allow healing in. The fear of something is always greater than the actual event. This time period will be a life changing experience for you. Accept mystery. Release the brick and be free.
Purple may be a lucky color 💜
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I am sorry to disturb you but sometimes I stay up at night, lying awake in my bed at 3am, staring up at the ceiling as I think about how they did ladynoir dirty and I wanted to talk to someone who understands 😭😭😭
Like let adriennette happen. Let it happen. BUT AT LEAST LET THE GHOST OF LADYNOIR HAUNT THEM. Let it be a question mark. A brushed away thought. An untapped yearning. Don’t give us one tsukuyomi episode and then act as if that wiped the slate of four seasons of a situationship cleannnn 😭😭😭😭
I just feel so cheated. That season 4 finale. THE SEASON 5 POSTER. We were so sure and then we we were left with our hands empty empty empty
HI OMG!!! first of all PLEASE do not apologize because i seriously love love LOVE getting asks and i LOVE talking about ladynoir
secondly yes most of my free time is spent working on my ladynoir fic and when im on tiktok i see ladynoir edits and i am simultaneously so sad and so happy all the time. ALSO YEAH. like um i guess i get why they can't lean too heavy into ladynoir bc they are SO chemistry and we can't make them look like they're cheating on themselves but i MISS THEM and i want to see them so bad all the time. stanning ladynoir in s5 is like being obsessed w that one random side character and screaming crying throwing up when u see them show up on screen like YASSSS GO BABY GIRLS!
anyway i have decided to cope by being extremely delusional and overreading into every little thing ladynoir related on the show. and also overattributing value to every tiny interaction they have
i think ultimately no matter what we have to remember that ladynoir STILL has a romantic history and chat noir and ladybug did not fall in love with each other for no reason!! think of them rn as two people who almost dated and are now trying to be really chill and cool about the fact that they VERY RECENTLY got very uber sad and pissed about getting tricked into thinking they got married and had a family together AND now um boom suddenly they're both dating other people and its totally awesome and fun and they're not in a strange ambiguous situation anymore and now they have to NOT accidentally brush hands when theyre on patrol and this is a normal thing to think about
re the whole ladynoir arc and how things will play out I GENUINELY THINK adrienette will break up at some point bc this show IS like the drama show and it has a minimum of 3 more seasons left AND the love square is never be stable for long and ifl that will always be the message pre-reveal. like if u have 2 identities each that all constantly interact (ladynoir and adrienette) u will always eventually feel conflicted between both identities bc that's how perfect u r for each other! the whole point is that a reveal would eventually solve everything and thats why pre-reveal love square is always doomed. i love suffering btw. ANYWAY adrienette rn is interesting bc they're getting closer but also facing problems at the same time and i think their time as a couple will make them so very interesting like. as exes. SORRY im not preying on their downfall I HAVE ADRIENETTE VISIONS TOO and i think exes adrienette who r more comfortable w each other should have a fight someday where its v obvious they still want each other but idk theres like problems abound and shit. WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN <- crazy person
tldr i think the ghost of ladynoir will haunt them soon!! hopefully!! in the meantime lets be unnecessarily delusional!!!!!!!!! also lets talk about ladynoir all the time i always understand bro
#ask#ladynoir#mlbposting#i think i am not main tagging this just in case#IM NOT A HATER I LOVE ADRIENETTE#but some people get mad at the thought of an adrienette break up#even tho this is the Messy Show and its not like they wont have feelings anymore...........#intuition spoilers#i was referring to the scene at the end so .#just in case.......#ALSO THIS GOT SO LONG IM SORRY#HOPE U LIKE LONG UNNECESSARY RAMBLING
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If all of these people turning into mist is supposed to be an explanation for why Alison isn't dead then she should have turned into damn mist too.
I wish these guys remembered that the light comes from the same place as the music. I wish to see these battles.
Remember who you are. Is this the Lion King?
Eli wolfing out for the first time right after he loses his dad is a much better narrative.
OMG Allison is about to push Scott off of Pride Rock bahahaha. Lion King indeed.
Of course he would stab himself instead of just knocking her out.
Jackson continues to give me life.
Peter Hale crawling around sniffing on pride Rock is going to live rent free in my head forever.
He had to be that close to the ground to smell blood? I don't even care it's just amazing.
"don't fight the Oni, kill them." Leave it to Lydia to be the voice of reason.
He knew that was the plan and still stabbed himself anyways. Oh for the love of God.
Lydias love of chemistry is showing.
How did Jackson not know that Rowan trees become mountain ash?
Okay fine I can ship Malia and parish as long as it means her getting a man who's on her level.
"Then I'm definitely not dying tonight.." lol
She should be having flashbacks to her sewing Scott up.
This shit is killing me.
That wolfsbane should have gone to his heart and killed him already.
He's definitely gonna stick his claws in her neck.
I love Derek's excitement at Eli learning to heal.
Yassss obligatory lacrosse scene.
So is BH big enough for a college or did they walk across Beacon County.
Supposed to be dead is now just "starting to become a recurring theme" STARTING!?!?!
Omfg it's been awhile since I read spoilers I forgot it's HARRIS as the big bad. HARRIS!?!?!!
I hope someone punches Jeff Davis.
Omfg I have so many better Ally resurrection stories.
Only responds to fire and the wolfsbane you shit him with! FFS
What in the fucking rewrite of canon is happening here?
You want to live or not? With a road flare? I guess it makes sense since he almost died by one oh wait and there's the flashbacks.
That is Def Stiles Jr
And then she just leaves to find her dad? Like omg maybe stick together.
Jeff Davis really has no qualms about giving big grown up feelings to emotionally stunted children.
Jackson can touch mountain ash now?
Omfg yes it is HARRIS. I can't decide if it's Pete Jackson to not remember the teacher that had a hard-on for him or not.
But I am dying at Jackson being like I was in London for all of that.
I'm also loving the look on a coach's face as soon as he see Scott McCall. "you are not ruining this for me."
HE IS NOT PLAYING LAX! NO NO NO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? Why is this Coaches solution?
We all know that should say number 24.
If I didn't hate this narrative so much I would think that Harris would be actually a good villain.
Coyotes breaking into the house is why Derek doesn't transform? I would most certainly think that the smell of a predator like a werewolf would have kept the coyotes at Bay.
And why wasn't Derek turning into a wolf all the time to let his son play with him and his puppy self.
I hate that this is the reason she left Stiles.
How the fuck is Harris alive? Tho?
Bahahaha Greenburg.
But really was there a reason that Scott had to join him on the field?
Of course Scott can take being stabbed legitimately in the heart and still talk but Peter gets a little cut on the hand and he's down for the count.
Omg Malia is my favorite. "Okay what do you need? You need a pep talk one of those you can do this speeches? I don't do speeches I don't do pep talks. I'm not here to boost your ego. And I'm not going to be your cheerleader. So whatever you need to do to get your shit together, you're going to do this for yourself, and you got to do this right now."
#teen wolf the movie#anti teen wolf the movie#malia tate#eli hale#allison argent#derek hale#peter hale#chris argent
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Once Upon a Time season 5B thoughts
I’m rewatching OUAT and I wanted to share some of my opinions on each season!
- This is my favourite season!!! (And the only one I have rewatched before)
- Awww it’s Neal
- Slay red intro
- Of course cora is the mayor
- This implies that they have a municipal government (Cora) and a federal?/realm? government (Hades)
- No don’t kiss him it’s James!!!
- Why are they wearing the same outfit lol
- Cora basically just told Regina that she’s going to hell
- THE CHIPPED CUP
- Omg rumbelle is adorable
- THE LITTLE DOLL
- Ooh Pan is back
- “The ale of Sinead from the land of Dunbroch” “That’s a mouthful” lol
- Not the jester lol
- Ooh slay Henry sr switched the hearts
- Pocket sized dad
- YASSSSS ITS HADES
- Alexa, play My Man from Funny Girl
- Fun fact: it was Greg Germann’s idea for Hades to be getting a pedicure in this scene
- Such a slay lair
- Yassss call her out for what she did to Zelena
- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
- Every single line delivery is 10/10
- Yasssss the flame hair
- Imo it doesn’t look as bad as people say it does like there is WAY worse cgi on the show
- Hercules is my favourite Disney movie and although I love this season, Hades is the only character they got right
- They sucked all the sass and agency out of Megara, making her just a damsel in distress
- And Hercules just doesn’t have the charisma or hunk look of the original
- He looks like the guy from the maze runner, just a typical YA movie looking guy
- They also aged them down which I’m not a fan of
- It’s just kinda disappointing
- Yassss he’s back <3
- CRUELLA
- She replaced all Regina’s horse stuff with dog stuff… I’m dead
- The bloody hook…
- He’s so camp, I love it
- “The music, the gin, the glamour… the gin” lol
- Woah how did it get to the house
- The only conflict in my relationship with Hades would be that I don’t like dogs
- That is an ugly dog too
- “I want to be Snow White again” yassss
- No more annoying Mary Margaret
- “I’m not angry, I’m disappointed” ok dad
- Or should I say daddy ;)
- Ooh him realising that she’s pregnant
- The children in the underworld make me really sad :( I would take care of them
- Why is Hades so hot in this scene???
- I kinda get the homoeroticism that some people see in the Hook/Hades torture scenes
- Greg is just so sexy all the time he can’t help it
- “They had a torrid affair, which resulted in a scandalous teenage pregnancy in prison” Rumple just airing out all of Emma’s dirty laundry
- She’s looking for DANIEL
- I’m starting to find Rumple’s ‘coward face’ really funny
- Like he just looks so distressed 24/7
- Wow just flirting with another guy while your husband is out trying to KILL SOMEONE TO SAVE YOUR DYING SON
- Maybe don’t yell so loud if you’re trying to be discreet
- Milah is kinda pretty ngl
- “Tell him hello from his papa” me crying
- “Get your hands off that squiggly little thing” LOL that has to be the funniest way to describe the dagger
- Wow my man sure can entertain
- ‘Here come into my lair, would you like something to drink?’
- “Mrs Dark One” I LOVE IT
- HIS VOICE IS SO SEXY OMG (Hades)
- Is that where rumple got the idea to take babies as payment???
- The way he yells “MILAH” before chucking her into the river lol
- He really put so much into that performance
- A horse???
- He looks so disgusted as he reads that book lol
- Rumple’s real catch phrase: “no no”
- “And then, butterfingers, you dropped it” lol
- “SHE’S PREGNANT”
- I laugh every time I see Hades poof that man in
- He looks like an npc
- One of my favourite lines: “Take your baby” the delivery is 11/10
- Omg it’s Liam
- My favourite picture of Hades is from this bar scene
- The glass sliding across lol
- “What would you like to try first, the champagne or me?” David looks so uncomfortable
- Does James have a mommy kink?
- The way Liam stumbles back after seeing Hades’ hair
- Why does one brother get a boy band name and the other gets an emo pirate name???
- YASSSSS HADES
- It’s over Liam, I have the high ground
- Hades: Nooooo he’s not going to hell? Disappointing
- “Zelena… our secret remains safe” he sounds so sexy when he says that
- Our Decay is my favourite episode of the whole show!
- I recreated Zelena’s cupcake for one of my birthdays (15th? I think?)
- Ah yes, the old dog and curtain trick
- Dude just let her see her baby
- He looks so handsome in that cravat
- They have so much chemistry omg I love zades
- Where has robin been? I swear I haven’t seen him in like two episodes (not a complaint)
- “This is what, celebrating abandonment day?” Lol
- Wow Zeus is a jerk for cursing his own brother
- The way he gestures to her lol
- Marital problems
- THE BIKE SCENE
- Why am I literally Zelena??? (I can’t ride a bike either)
- THIS IS SO CUTE
- Why not me…
- Belle I love you but STOP BEING MEAN TO ZELENA
- They need a lawyer to work out this custody agreement
- The way Hades looks at Zelena >>>
- THEY WERE ABOUT TO KISS!!!
- That’s so sad you can tell she really loves her daughter :(
- You’re taking a BABY to the FOREST??? ok
- HE IS SO HOT
- The romantic dinner!!!
- Screaming
- “When we were on that bicycle, and I had my arms around you” OMG
- NOOOOO
- I would not even hesitate to kiss that man
- Even if he was evil I don’t care he’s hot
- “I love you” AAAAAAAAAAAA
- She broke his heart :(
- THIS. SCENE.
- HE WANTED TO GIVE HER WHAT REGINA HAD THAT IS SO ROMANTIC
- “But it’s our decay” MY HEART
- He really said ‘take all the space you need but I still love you’
- “But if you change your mind and decide you want me” 1000/10 delivery hot sexy romantic
- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!
- “Lord legume” sorry I’m allergic
- Not skirmishes with the ogres!
- Was that an ogre in the intro???
- We love a good twister
- Lol hades what’s with the joe goldberg vibes
- Ok that time the hair didn’t look great
- IT’S AN OGRE
- “It was an arranged marriage, I was doing you a favour” rumple…
- “You mean other than that baby in your belly?” WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY???
- Not the Rumple mannequin lol
- Why do they have that?
- Lol bye Gaston
- How romantic he gives her a little flower
- Yay ruby is back
- The episode title is the ship name lol
- “I’m afraid sometimes I’m just too clever” slay
- Not her turning into a puddle…
- Ruby slippers is cute
- WLW TRUE LOVE’S KISS
- Belle sleeping curse :(
- She doesn’t think he will be her true loves kiss that is so sad :( (marital problems part 2)
- OMG I LOVE THIS SCENE
- I don’t want to set the world on fire by the ink spots!!!
- His car is so slay
- ZADES DATE OMG I LOVE IT
- Zelena, how does it feel to be living my dream
- The way he’s sitting !!!
- “Will you make chaos with me?” AAAAAAAAAA
- PLEASE PROPOSE TO ME LIKE THAT
- Hades/Greg is so hot omg
- You’re not my mom Regina
- “Because he’s a villain” GIRL LITERALLY SO WERE YOU
- Honestly Cora deserves that punishment
- It’s impressive that Zelena can use magic like that with zero training
- “Who could possibly love that man?” ME
- Slay Zelena she saw right through that
- After everything Cora did she deserves to go to hell and she should have
- I don’t think she should get to go to heaven after doing one good thing
- HADES SETTING UP THE DATE
- I love him so much he’s so romantic
- Awwww him dancing is so cute
- Noooo they kidnapped Zelena
- HE TORE UP THE CONTRACT FOR HER
- “When will you believe I’d do anything for you” Awwwwwwww
- ZADES KISS!!!
- His heart is beating again omg
- Me constantly rolling my eyes at Robin
- Rumple jumpscare
- Slay rumple take Robin’s heart
- That lady is kinda slay
- Omg it’s stealthy
- “That’s right vermin, scatter” slay queen
- He “dissolved” James lol
- “Kid eater” lol
- If I put my heart on there to weigh my love for Hades it would 100% work
- My love for Greg is true
- Awwww captainswan
- How do they give you a last name if you’re found on the side of the road?
- Oooh yikes tree cut down
- Slay Hades 10/10 plan btw
- He could’ve done a lot worse tbh
- Which only proves more that he was just doing what he thought was best for Zelena
- Why is this woman exactly like Emma???
- Noooooo them holding hands :(
- “Is she looking for me?” NOOOOO she’s dead :(
- THE ICONIC RED LEATHER JACKET
- YASSSS RUMPLE PAN BETRAYAL
- Transporting your wife home in a little box :)
- How was hook alive again??? I forget
- Not this episode… I’m dreading what I know is going to happen
- “I trust you with anything” awwwww
- SLAY HADES KILL ARTHUR
- I hated that man
- “Robin’s baby” That baby is also my girl Zelena’s!!!
- “Actually, he’s not a man. He’s a god!” YASSSS SLAY
- Yeah he’s going to hell
- How do you kill a god? You can’t they’re immortal? Bingo!
- Slay Olympian crystal
- Maybe I could think of some other uses for it ;)
- This is the messiest custody battle lol
- Rumple jumpscare (part 2)
- He’s not going to wake up his daughter??? Wtf
- Not the cane ptsd
- I can’t…
- Literally push Arthur into the river of souls
- Slay hiding place
- It’s giving antique furniture with secret compartments
- Hmmmm maybe the research would be faster if BELLE’S FATHER WOULD WAKE HER UP
- ‘Hello, this is Hades’ lol
- In my AU rumple and hades would be besties
- That spirit was a hero trying to drag Arthur into the river
- “I really hate him” you are speaking at full volume
- Babe, you walked right past them…
- YASSSSS HADES
- “No Underworld, no moving on” do not pass go, do not collect $200
- Slay
- I would say rip but he just got erased from existence
- Also I hate Robin
- “I did it for you” this is so sad
- Regina just bodychecked him nooooo
- Jail
- “I defended you when no one else did” girl when???
- “Hades won’t give up a single thing for you” he got rid of his leverage against rumple for her!!!
- Regina stop lying
- NOOOOO
- Screaming crying
- This is TRAGIC
- The way he says her name as he’s dying :(
- Wtf Regina’s smiling a little bit
- RIP to the love of my life (and death)
- I will be metaphorically wearing black for the rest of the season
- I’m in mourning
- Ugh Zeus
- He looks like just a dude
- Her putting the flask on the grave lol
- The roses on the arrows… tacky
- It would be so funny if Zelena named her daughter hades or something similar
- #depression
- They literally treated Zelena so horribly after this
- Ooh henry x violet
- “I need more power” okay what else is new rumple
- Ooh yikes
- “I can still feel the aura” lol
- I mean maybe it’s warranted Regina
- Literally that’s so dumb don’t destroy magic
- Ooh crystal in TLWM
- Zelena is slaying so hard right now
- We love a redeemed queen
- Ooh is this the land of untold stories?
- Yikes just choking him
- I love gold’s car omg
- “Do you happen to have any duct tape?” Lol slay
- “Strange name” lol
- Wtf I hate this guy
- With his stupid magic taser
- Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!!!
- I can’t remember if I liked this plot line
- Where SHE’S taken him???
- Imagine it’s a breakup letter lol
- Maybe Robin shouldn’t have been a little bitch
- #vandalism
- You’re seriously going to attempt to fight the dark one?
- I love the crossover between science and magic it’s cool
- That is so scary yikes
- How symbolic
- Okay I kinda like mr hyde kinda slay
- The room service guy is probably like wtf is this???
- “Your best student” sorry girl that was Zelena
- “This isn’t on me” YES IT IS HENRY OMG
- The dragon???
- I thought he got killed by a taser
- That’s so embarrassing omg
- People probably think he’s a crazy person
- That one extra’s face lol
- Rumple went through the portal!!!
- How convenient that her dad is from TLWM
- Ooh kiss
- Awwwww captainswan
- The evil queen just dusting around
- Ok
How I feel about the characters this season
Love: HADES, Zelena
Like: Belle, Rumple, Emma, Hook, Ruby, Mulan, Jekyll/Hyde
Neutral: Hercules, Megara, Henry, David, Snow, Dorothy, Cruella
Dislike: James, Gaston
Hate: Robin, Regina, Cora, Arthur, Pan, that stupid orderly
Season rating: 10/10
I love this season so much! Zades is my favourite ship in the whole show, and I love Hades with all of my heart. I didn’t really like the destroy magic plot line but it was just the last two episodes. Hades and Zelena are so slay and I love them!
#ouat thoughts#once upon a time#once upon a time season 5#once upon a time season 5b#ouat 5b#hades ouat#greg germann#zades#zelena ouat#zelena mills#emma swan#regina mills#rumplestiltskin#belle french#rumbelle#captain swan
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