#yapping hours

[formulawolff]

i fear i am becoming a max girly

[chaosandmarigolds]

( in an op in a forest)

reader: I swear if I see one spider I’m leaving

price: can’t do that tink

reading, mocking: cAnT do tHaT- watch me. One spider. Gone. Sitting on the helo, hell I’ll surrender myself to the enemy

ghost, nonchalantly: what if the torture you by spiders? reader: …they can’t be that heartless

ghost: mm. ghost; just so ya know Johnny is putting a spider in your bag as we speak

Johnny, doing that exact thing: OI NO IM NOT-

[bearhyuck127]

Mahasamut- 1 Prin-0

[myromanempiree]

Reading acotar is like watching a really shitty show that you just can't seem to look away from, and you want to know what happens next even though the plot is beyond predictable.

Plus the fandom world builds and writes characters miles better than the creators ever did.

[teenyredmushroom]

Sucks to not like bloodweave, because bloodweavers write the most amazing fics. And the AUs go HARD

(couldn’t be me though because I love those two way too much)

[stalkerofstuff]

I just turned silent mode off for the first time in 3 years and phones are so loud-

why all the notifications have sounds??

Why does the keyboard have sounds??

What is this.

[darkside-0f-the-sun]

reasons to not date me☺️

[the-stove-is-divorced]

Time for my yearly (ish, kinda, sorta, maybe) time to ANNOUNCE THAT I FUCKING LOVE SCARLET SCARAB!! I MISS HIM SO MUCH.

Look at my son. His iconic palette swapped fit. His funky little scarab buddy. His cool ass name. He's my little fella, my good time boy, the best mf that has ever existed on the planet and that time-span was like one episode. IF SCARLET SCARAB HAS NO FANS THEN I AM FUCKING DEAD.

That is all ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

[ourtearsofrain]

I can’t even imagine people becoming so attached to their OC’s that they like not only include them in all their different universes/series but also bring little parts of them into their everyday, actual lives

…..

Anyways this is my first dog that is solely mine ever ‼️, Austin with his Lightening McQueen blanket :)

Much like Austin in my fics, he has hip issues

Because he only has one back leg :)

He is genuinely the sweetest boy ever I would die for him

Enjoy one more pic cause he’s actually adorable

[billowingangel]

just woke up from my nap (depressed girl summer or whatever) and I came up with this idea

CanAme week prompt 2 is video games and it would be funny if either America or Canada found the video game the other is in via an add on an nsfw website because in my experience of reading doujinshi there'll be random pop up ads for some nsfw anime looking video games

[h2o2-and-baking-soda]

lesbian bar pls save me from the horrors (Big Test in 84 hours) lesbian bar save meeee

[formulawolff]

i’m going to say the quiet part out loud because this is my blog. i don’t care if the stans come across this point and don’t like what i have to say:

i do not like lando norris. he’s a talented driver don’t get me wrong, but some of the fans make it impossible to like him because they are so far up his ass and defend him when he was clearly in the wrong.

i have a hard time liking him because he has been rude/a bad teammate to oscar when he didn’t get his way. i do like sassy/diva men, but i can’t get behind lando for some reason.

i also just have a distaste towards mclaren in general because i don’t like zak brown but that’s another story for another day.

i do like oscar! he’s so sweet and reminds me of a golden retriever.

that’s all! 😀

[luvvampz]

how I look going on pintrest searching for pfps and headers

[bearhyuck127]

[myromanempiree]

GUYS FRANCESCA BRIDGERTON IS BI. THEY CHANGED A CHARACTER TO BE A WOMAN SO THAT THEY COULD BE SAPH!??? ON MAIN STREAM TV!!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!

[teenyredmushroom]

I’m so obsessed with Integra Hellsing it’s unreal. I want to marry her……she checks all my boxes……. I got to the scene in the older anime where that vampire unbuttons her shirt and bites her tiddy and I was like……I’m no better than a man.