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Y'all on my nikprice drag queen bullshit again because I need help.
Nik is an attention seeking little bitch. There, I said it. He loves attention. He likes seeing eyes directed on him as he walks on stage, the gaze of men studying his every move with unfriendly content in their minds. Nik likes the lights pointed at him, being the center of attention of everyone in the room. He likes throwing candies to the crowd from his tits (something he did once and has now become kind of a tradition). It's almost electrifying, to know that there is a life out there for him away from the blood and gore of his job.
And he knows that John attends every single of his shows, if possible. It's not hard to miss those familiar blue eyes staring at him at the back of the club. It's almost becoming a game of 'find John!" If anything, spotting the brown leather jacket (that Nik gifted him) standing in a secluded spot, sometimes with a few other drag queens or alone. He likes blowing kisses to John, or maybe flashes himself a little bit more in that particular direction, just to see the man flush.
But his most favourite thing to do during his performances is what happens after. Kissing offstage as John hands wanders to the little zipper he saw shining under stage lights. Lady Gaga was still playing outside, the crowds still cheering on another performance of the night, but all John could focus on was how delectable Nik looked like that.
Christ, Nik must have been favoured by the gods in his previous life. Born down from the heavens after they spent an eternity carving out Nik's body out of marble, steady and beautiful, the eighth wonder of the world. He was marvelous with his hands, touching John just like that. (Don't stop, pleas- )
John filters the music on stage out of his mind, focusing on the scarred body of his lover pressed up against him, the sexy little outfit on Nik riding up as his face pressed into the wall. John placidly sucks on Nik's fingers as he fucks into him.
'Such a good lover, aren't you? Watching me perform for others on stage, sitting and bidding your time. Bet you feel proud that you're the only one I touch, hmm? Moya?'
Nik's voice sounds like heaven in his ears, and he desperately hopes that Nik's assurance of the room being soundproof and secluded is true.
When John walks out of the back stage, it was noted by his buddies that he was covered in the same purple glitter that they saw on Nik.
#cod#call of duty#cod nikolai#cod price#call of duty nikolai#call of duty price#nikprice#pricenik#nikolai cod#price cod#yall i got bored#drag queen! nik
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I love that Isabeau is the one to bring up the "what do we do if you die" conversation cause its a very good insight to his character at the very start of the game. Isabeau is practical, smart, and loves everyone dearly and wants to know how to help them when shit goes sideways. He's the one to ask about Bonnie too, which is a delightful read on how he thinks because everyone else shuts that down instantly as a "That wont happen and cant happen" but we see later in the game it can happen which is such a startling thing for a game to do but justifies the foreshadowing of Bonnie can die what do we do if that happens? Isabeau, despite everything, is also the one who gets to the heart of the matter even if its not something must people are willing to talk about. All without it being part of his friendquest, thats just him naturally. Which! Says so much about him and how he is! His character when its not about his relationship with Siffrin is a very intriguing thing because it feels like a very classic hard intellectual stance that's been softened after many years of learning to better communicate healthily with others. A reflection, if you will, of Odile but in a very drastic direction. I find him fascinating and I also want to scoop his brains out and study them under a microscope to see all his little brain thoughts.
#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#isat isabeau#Looks at you. LOOKS AT YOU.#Look if yall are gonna rag on Isa because hes just there for teehee relationship with Siffrin <3 then im gonna go nuclear#Isabeau has so much character and hes not just a silly one sided dimensional character!! I get so fucking peeved about this#Every time he speaks im frothing at the mouth because hes!! So good at communicating!! It gets me wild#Sure sure yeah he has a romantic crush on Siffrin but yall do see the fact that Isa has a very analytical personality right??? RIGHT???#Odile might be the smartest person in the group (im saying this because she has the sus event) but Isabeau is fucking up there!!!#Makes me feel insane when people write him off as pun love silly romantic guy only thinks about how Siffrin feels character#CAUSE!!! HES NOT!!! Siffrin is definitely a weakness of his and does make him forget things but hes sooooooo analytical about everything el#FUCKING!!! APPRECIATE THE GOOD BOY!!!! HES SO FUCKING SMART!!! I LOVE ISA!!!!#(saw exactly one post about how boring Isa was and got Enraged. Saw how people write him in fanfics and felt the air leave my lungs in angy
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i love your zukka art!! have you ever drawn them in a modern setting? i would love to see you interpret their clothing styles!!
sincerest apologies that their outfits are kinda boring especially sokkas, designing modern clothing for the atla gaang is very difficult for me haha
#sokka i feel like would be very casual and hed wear the same thing almost everyday#but when hes with suki you know their makeover nights go wild#zuko on the other hand i feel like would wear 'old men' clothes haha#thanks to his uncle#very earth tone very simple lots of reds/browns#with the exception of the jacket i gave him which is green#maybe he got in when living in modern ba sing se#in modern settings i just dont see him getting into emo fashion bc of his fam/personality im sorry yall#vanilla boring i know#wouldve done more maybe piercings etc but i dont want to work on this all night haha#anyways thats my ramble!#zuko#sokka#zukka#atla#avatar the last airbender#seasideoranges!art
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Pt 117 > here
Prev > here
#lambda archives : ai#la:ai#la:ai ep 3#forzen hlvrai#adrian shephard#yall got trolled#epic troll#I PROMISE THIS IS IMPORTANT THOUGH#forzen bores
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Garpen, how many times can you leave the people on a SuperBat cliffhanger before they start rioting, challenge- go!
#i think I'm at 5 times so far#how many more before you guys try to assassinate me?#when i first told yall i was gonna do SuperBat in my AU i warned you it would be a slow burn#and when I say slow burn i mean SLOOOWWWW burn#maybe just ti be evil I'll wait till part 50 to get them officially together?#dc#batman#gotham#batfam#batfamily#dcu#bruce wayne#clark kent#superman#superbat#sure they stopped watching the movie but thay cluld mean nothing maybe clark got bored and decided to go home or bruce got bored and decide#to go on patrol#endless possibilities baby
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Y'know, I see a lot of people argue that like, Jay is ugly. Why does Jon like him? And I've made it clear I disagree, because, like, cmon:
That is OBJECTIVELY a handsome man, and I'm a lesbian, lmao.
But like. If he was. ... So?
I actually think it's pretty cool that DC was like, yeah, Superman fell in love with a guy who cuts his own hair with dull scissors and dresses like oscar the grouch. He's a little weird to look at, maybe he's not the most conventionally attractive dude, but SUPERMAN found him wonderful and wanted to kiss him on the mouth.
That's... great? Like that's great. There's no universe where that reading of the text isn't awesome and empowering. Queer love should transcend looks and social status, and a huge part of queerness is finding beauty in the 'odd', anyways.
#I wont leave it unsaid I do think saying jay is ugly often gets kinda racist. So knock that off. But also#I think part of my general confusion here is like. As a weird looking dyke. Yes Jay is not conventionally attractive. ... Good?#Conventionally attractive people are terrifying and boring.#I am exclusively attracted to the strangest women possible and I believe gay men should get to have that joy too AMEN!#I like this little freak WAY more he's got an actually interesting design lmao#dc#This wasn't prompted by anything!#I just was thinking about how much this talking point bothers me. Please get interesting for once in yalls lives#jay nakamura#jayjon#jonjay#jon kent
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#Hi#idk why I got yelled at when I got home tonight#I should be patient and supportive and all#Bc honestly if I can’t be that what do I even bring to this household#Was just too tired. I guess clients are meant to make lame choices and ask for 1000+ versions of the same pointless detail.#Only a couple weeks of that and I’m bored already. Urgh it’s so silly.#I gotta be patient with : client. manager. and boss. each wanting their idea to win.#I was happily coming home. Then some shitty vibe poisoned the air now everyone feels bad. We are the stupidest thing istg#Wish yall a good time tho ! Anyways. Tags.#Wolfwood#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#vashwood#Drew my soft star crossed lovers to snack on a bit of comfort
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gith girly 4 my new run 🐸
#between Gale and astarion 😙#4 romance 🤔#but yeah. many thoughts on her.#she has a whole complex abt being githyanki since she was raised in a little village#she def got my best faerunian girl by mitski on repeat💔#her top took me forever …. 😵#I’m always open to asks and stuff too if yall wanna know anything about her ever or anything at all tbh.. I be bored#leia meadowvine#my art#githyanki#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#baldurs gate 3#tav#bard#also her adoptive parents SPOILEDDEDDDD her. they died later tho </3#I’m not sure abt the earrings tbh. we’ll see#also she embroiders stuff on her clothes and makes jewelry n shit she crafty 😈#myart
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Who's Responsible for the Monster Klaus Became? (I'll give you a hint, it's Klaus)
It's a question as old as time (or at least as old as the show): Who should be blamed for Klaus' actions because surely it cannot be Klaus? Should it be Rebekah for wanting to seek her own life? Should it be Kol for planning to kill him? What about his son, Marcel, for taking his city? His parents for cursing him? I've heard all of these, but the most common one I hear is, of course, Elijah.
I'm referencing a specific discussion, but it's one I've heard many times. We should not feel any sympathy for Elijah because he is the reason Klaus became evil, and then abused everyone he ever encountered. Not only should we blame Elijah for Klaus turning evil, but we need to blame him for all of the abuse everyone suffered at Klaus' hands. Elijah is the true evil of the show, despite Klaus naming himself as such.
The argument starts as such: Klaus was a perfect person before Elijah helped Esther and Mikael suppress his wolf side which made him turn evil. We are conveniently going to skip over the SA on Tatia at the festival. He's just a product of the time, I guess. And then to top it off, while Klaus was being perfect (despite the catalyst event they claimed caused him to go evil had already occurred), Elijah vindictively made Aurora break his heart, turning him into the complete evil person he was. Although, we cannot call him evil. We have to continue to say, "no one is born evil, they are just broken." Removing all accountability from a thousand year old man.
However, there is a fatal flaw with this argument. If we are saying that betraying someone and breaking their heart shifts the responsibility from one character to another and removes any sympathy, this should first have been used to protect Elijah from any blame.
The entirety of The Originals originates with Klaus taking his kid brother to watch the wolves turn, despite knowing better. During this event, Henrik is killed. Now, I don't blame Klaus, but if we are blaming characters for all of the unforeseen consequences of their actions, we would have to blame him. Because of Henrik's death, Esther and Mikael turn their children into vampires. As we all know, Klaus kills someone, triggers his werewolf curse, and goes on a killing spree in their town, leaving Elijah to clean up the mess as he does. But that doesn't make Klaus evil, the murders were all an accident, I guess. Based on the lack of blood on Elijah's clothes, it doesn't seem like Elijah even took the time to feed himself (an assumption, but still). Leading to Elijah losing control and killing his love, Tatia. All of this happened in a short period of time. So when their abusive parents bring up the idea of binding Klaus' werewolf side, I don't blame Elijah for going along. Even still, we see that he does so reluctantly. He saw his brother's body, which had been torn apart by wolves, and then watched his brother turn into one of those wolves and kill people they grew up with. Even after all of this, he still stood by his brother's side, not from guilt, but out of love. He comforts his brother who is covered in the blood of their neighbors.
But this is really where the logic really falls apart. Sure, maybe we argue that binding the werewolf side sent him off the rails, but let's not forget the people he killed in his village before that happened. And I'm pretty sure hybrids can control their werewolf side...
Before we even get into Aurora breaking his heart, we see Klaus and Aurora killing in such savage ways (with the rest of the family, minus Finn), that Mikael has found them. We don't really know who was doing it, but we see Aurora and Klaus taking joy in it. Do you know how much chaos/savagery they must have caused for Mikael to have gotten word before modern technology?? They were on a completely different continent than when they first started running from him. So I'd argue that Klaus was already pretty evil at this point.
The other argument is that Elijah lied to Klaus and broke his heart because of Aurora, causing Klaus to spiral. But who lied and broke whose heart first? Elijah and Rebekah made a vow of "always and forever" to Klaus based on a lie and a huge deceit. That Mikael killed Esther. This to me is the moment Klaus loses touch with his humanity. He is so ashamed by what he's done, he lies to the people closest to him. At the end of the day, Esther was still their mother and Klaus killed her in cold blood. He is so traumatized by this, he puts her body in a coffin and carries her with him for centuries!! No matter what she did, he still feared his siblings would not forgive him. So he lied, causing them to run for their lives with him.
So again, who lied and broke whose heart first?
It is not until Elijah accidentally compels Aurora to tell him what she knows that Elijah finds out about the lie. And in his heartbreak he compels Aurora. His actions are spurred on by Klaus' betrayal. And now, don't get me wrong, I blame Elijah and believe Aurora has every right to be angry at Elijah for those actions. But if we are trying to use this logic I laid out above, Elijah shouldn't be held responsible because Klaus made him that way. Klaus lied and betrayed him, breaking his heart, so Elijah had no choice but to become evil and do evil things.
This is why this logic is bad. There can always be some event or person who "caused" a character to act that way. It's called their lore. But that does not erase who they are and what they do. It does not excuse it or shift the blame.
Klaus ruins countless lives after this, doing far worse than what was done to him, and we don't see those people turn evil. Rebekah is abused by him for a thousand years and doesn't come close. But according to Klaus stans, all of their pain is just a "side effect" of Klaus' actions and Klaus can't help that. It's not like he's a grown man or anything. People have trauma, but it doesn't mean they get to do whatever they want. They are still held responsible for the person that trauma turns them into.
Also this person tried to argue that Klaus' actions weren't responsible for Elijah because of intent. Klaus didn't do anything intending to hurt Elijah, whereas Elijah acted in every way to hurt Klaus and only stayed by him out of guilt. This is just a gross misrepresentation of both of their characters. Elijah regretted his actions so much that he literally erased them from his memory. And yes, I do think part of his toxic devotion comes from guilt, but even when his guilt has faded, he does not waver from his love of his brother. Klaus is the one that weaponizes the guilt anytime he thinks Elijah may choose a different path.
Honestly, I don't get how people enjoy TO with this logic. It ruins all of the complexity of stanning the villain or liking morally grey characters. If you want to love a villain, love a villain. Don't try to turn them into a defenseless teddy bear who can't be helped for his own actions.
#yall need to thank the fanatic Klaus stan I just encountered on TT#it got me in a ranting mood back on here#sorry this is so sassy#i'm in a mood#but i stand by it#sorry if its too much#someone should take my passwords away from me#im not even tagging anti#cause its not#klaus is the self proclaimed great evil#does he have redeeming qualities#sure#but shifting all of the accountability does allow him to grow#but if you want to watch a boring show with no development#who am i to stop you#tvdu#the originals#klaus mikaelson#elijah mikaelson#the vampire diaries#the mikaelsons#andrea831 metas#andrea831 metas elijah#andrea831 metas klaus#andrea831 metas klelijah
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had fun trioing w @morriemonnie and @quacksel after we waitered together
#digital art#dandys world#dandys world roblox#dandys world fanart#dandys world astro#dandys world sprout#dandys world goob#hope yall don't mind me tagging you#back at it again doing runs w people who are waiting in the mroneway lobby wahoo#still rly funny to me that everyone who joined that lobby after me as a different sprout#also I'm testing out a new brush hows it look?#also new sprout design bc I got bored will prolly go back to the old one the leaves were fun tho
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various lightning sketches :D
#pixar cars#lightning mcqueen#cars fandom#1 thing about me im gonna exaggerate whatever areo hes got on#can yall believe id never drawn the WGP getup til now. in 2024.#i was OBSESSED with that wing when i was 12 i was ILL#now im old and boring and i prefer the ducktail#also got a cheeky rear diffuser sketch in tho the bumper is completely wrong#that diffuser was phat tho... damn#my art#originally i was gonna sort these sketches by type but im all over the place so have this for now#feral racers hc
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yes i'm rooting for m*leven breakup because byler is neat but mostly? i'm rooting for m*leven breakup for the sake of el and mike.
to me, their romance was always a puppy love born out of a combination of social pressures, naïve curiosity, and a lack of true understanding regarding intimacy and romantic love and what it really is. it was real in that they do truly, deeply care about each other and they are close friends, maybe even shared an attraction, but a maturing romance is so much more than that. they've grown up and out of being boyfriend/girlfriend, and that's okay! i think television/film needs to show more often that most of us don't have definite "soulmates" or first childhood loves that we spend our whole lives with. it doesn't mean these relationships meant nothing and didn't impact us, it just means they've run their course and that something else is in the cards, and this is part of life!
i've always felt el was at her best and most confident self when broken up with mike, discovering who she was and what she liked alongside another girl her age instead of just relying on mike for mentorship on how to live in the real world. she deserves more of an opportunity to find herself, her autonomy, and her independence, and to love who she is, and she's made it clear she's felt insecure in the relationship with mike because she isn't being loved and understood the way she wants, needs, and deserves from someone who is her partner.
also, it's okay if mike doesn't love her in "the way he should". he is not obligated to love her romantically and stay in a relationship with her just because she's a girl, because she "needed someone", or because he cares about her a lot. he shouldn't be pressured into a romance if it's not truly coming from his heart. he deserves freedom to find out and honour who he is, too, instead of just staying in his non-functional first relationship — one he got into as a child, essentially — and defining himself that way because it's what's expected when a boy and a girl are close. he loves her in some way, yes, but it's okay if he doesn't feel comfortable or secure being her boyfriend anymore, for whatever reason that is. he's felt insecure too, and that's valid and it matters.
they are their own people and are steadily growing and changing every day. they need time to figure out who those people are, and it's become clear (at least in my opinion) that those people aren't meant to be a couple at this stage.
they deserve freedom. they deserve to grow up and be authentic to themselves and not feel like they need to lie for the sake of a relationship. they deserve to move on from this version of their relationship that isn't making them happy and rekindle the best part of their bond: their strong, beautiful friendship. they don't have to be a couple if it doesn't make them stronger and better and happier people.
i think it would be healthy and wonderful for a show, especially one consumed frequently by young adults, to show a relationship starting, progressing, and ending on good terms in this way. sometimes things don't work out, and that is okay.
#eve text#elmike#stranger things#byler#only tagging byler because i feel like yall will like this take lol#tagging tagging tagging WHAT ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S THOUGHTS#god i can't believe i'm making a post about stranger things. this feels like poking a bear#i'm not particularly anti m*leven but like... they'd have to do something pretty special at this point for me to feel like it's viable#i'm seeing the bts of s5 and it's got me Having Thoughts#elmike friendship is something i am so passionate about#even before i ever liked byler (didn't ship at all until s4 even though i knew it was a thing before) i've felt this way about elmike#i always believed they were close friends at heart and needed to break up#the romance part of them felt very distinctly young and very much “he was a boy she was a girl” to me#and it hasn't deepened into anything more mature and i don't see how it could based on the current state of the writing...#the fact that lumax exists — a young relationship that is actively maturing and is healthy — makes that clear to me#and the “love confession” in s4 and how disingenuous and miserable it felt was just the nail in the coffin#also the fact that will (who is IN LOVE with mike) was instrumental in making it happen? ... uh... okay... interesting choice…#fucked up and reductive if they make it another queer unrequited love sacrifice for the sake of pushing the heterosexual agenda YUCK#so i really hope the speculation about a m*leven breakup is real!! i think it just makes sense for their characters but who knows#i don't believe in the notion of love at first sight or one true love and i think the writers don't too???#love to me is an accumulation of experiences and we inevitably choose it at some point rather than fall into it... but idk#tv is so fixated on keeping couples together... sometimes it's just not reality guys especially with young people... LET IT GO...#like i said though i'm not 100% sold that they're going to give up their “golden couple” LMAO#stranger things hasn't historically subverted too many tropes if i'm being honest#anyway i seriously need this season to come out quickly... i'm so bored and getting my master's is crushing my soul#i need frivolity#ALSO btw i won't respond to hateful messages about this so please don't bother. it's not that serious. this is a netflix show
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Idk what yall expect from me anymo I don’t really know what 2 post on tumblr rn. I got icp album yuri tho

Because I woke up and decided Fred fury is a butch
Yeah
#cheesebrackers art#icp#insane clown posse#yum yum bedlam#fearless Fred fury#i got bored#femme x butch#that’s what it is#i forgot to draw bedlam’s ugly ass homunculuses#they left idk where#art#fanart#joker’s cards#do yall tag that shit usually#dark carnival
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I asked 2 mutuals of mine for their favorite Octavian relationships(friends or not) @plushieslayer for Jastavian and Rachel friendship (who i will do when I'm not busy sorryyyy)

i love this trope this is so them
#next up is pertavian for my dear mutal cupio#IM SORRY IVE BEEN SO OFFLINE#I GOT BUSY AND THEN BORED AND THE ART BLOCKED#I love yall i truly do i just keep being set back#jastavian#jason x octavian#jason grace#jason grace fan art#octavian hoo#octavian pjo#heroes of olympus#pjo#riordanverse#hoo#help plz#ship art
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BURNIN’ UP!! 🔥
(hey yall it’s ralphie! sorry for how long it took, i got occupied with other things [another au i might post about on main] but here’s the art about the fire that i promised :) i finally got myself an ao3 account, so when my friend finishes writing it on paper i’ll post it there to give yall context. hope yall like this though :))
#lord of the flies#lotf au#island wheels#lotf#lotf fanart#lotf fandom#the fire#rip maxwell 🙏#got bored with comic bcz i have low attention span so here yall go LMAO#also new style. i think.#ralph lotf#mulberry boy lotf#simon lotf#piggy lotf#roger lotf#jack lotf#jack merridew
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okay im back with more for this arranged marriage AU! Heres the last thing i wrote
this time i made something longer--Asmo and MC doing their little meeting/date before agreeing to marriage its fun check it out :]
the only warning is "an upset asmo getting in ur personal space'" other than that i think thats it!
Tomorrow you were supposed to meet your possible future fiancé. This type of affair was not a first time thing for you so you already had an idea of how things would go. Which was the two of you being forced to interact for several hours.
Though you knew what was coming, was it not possible to be a little nervous considering who it was you were meeting?
Asmodeus Morningstar--one of the most influential families in Nefarelin. Their was no shortage of exceptional members in that tree. And to be crass, every other potential spouse you met before were like dried leaves in comparison.
And this didn't even factor Asmodeus's own appeal and popularity. You'd only seen him in passing a few times but you could tell he was quite beautiful even from a distance. On top of that, the general public were strangely obsessed with him. You weren't completely sure why, but he must be very likeable if that's the case.
God, how many people have probably asked for his hand in marriage by now? You could only wonder.
All around it would be pretty foolish to turn this down. And that's why you were nervous…. Your parents were giving you a choice. But it was one of those choices where the answers were 'yes' or 'hmm, okay I suppose'. You did not want to know what would happen if you dare declined.
You'd already considered the logistics of this situation, dwelled on it for days. And it would definitely be a loveless marriage from your side. And that was something normal…but you were fine with how your life was currently! You didn't want to deal with any expectations romantic or otherwise from a spouse.
And what about Asmodeus.
He was well loved by many, had a reputation for enjoying the nightlife and being the center of attention. It seemed highly unlikely that a man like him was looking to "settle down" all of a sudden!
Your hands stop fiddling with your hair.
Wait.
Maybe this arrangement could work.
~
God this is so uncomfortable.
Maybe you underestimated Asmodeus. For some reason the first time your eyes met his saccharine ones, you struggled with maintaining contact. Each time, it felt like he was staring straight into your mind.
Perhaps it was just your nerves but either way you were overwhelmed. You didn't feel like yourself so had trouble talking.
Luckily for you, Asmodeus didn't notice or didn't care as he had been talking nonstop this entire time.
"Hellooo?"
"Oh--sorry what did you say?"
Asmodeus repeats his question while fanning himself. "I asked if you wanted to rest for a minute. I need a break from the sun."
"Okay…"
It was sunny today but not too hot to take a walk. Though you had been outside for a good while with Asmodeus. You both make your way to a gazebo that provided good shade around this time of day.
You rest your elbows on on of the railings and prop your head in your hands. A small sigh escapes you.
"Can you make it any more obvious that you don't want to be here?"
Asmodeus rests a small distance away, smiling but you're not so sure if he's being lighthearted about it.
It was a fair observation. These meetings always felt like a waste of time to you. They were forced interactions. The worst type. And you already knew you'd agree with the arranged marriage at the end anyways.
"Sorry, I'm just a little tired."
You look back at him and try to give a friendly(?) smile. Actually why not just be straightforward now?
"It's kind of hard to believe you want to get married. It doesn't seem like something that would interest someone like you."
"Eh…I guess there comes a time in everyone's life where they think about these things."
Very vague.
Asmodeus leans back in his chair, looking up as if he's scraping through his brain. "But I don't recall running into you beforehand. I definitely would have remembered…so how would you know that?"
"I've heard a lot about you. Kind of impossible not to."
You had a bit of an idea about him before this whole situation. But once it got out that he was "interested" in proposing, well the maids had no problem telling you everything they knew. It was definitely not all true, but it pretty much confirmed what you already felt.
"That makes sense. Isn't it great that now you get to experience me in person instead of by word-of-mouth~"
"…Uh huh. Well I feel like I should tell you now. That I plan to say yes."
"Say yes?"
"Say yes to marrying you."
You watch for any negative reactions but nothing. Though you were still sure he wasn't really interested in marriage.
"…Oh?"
"Listen I understand if you were forced into this position. In fact, I'm sure that you were. And to be honest I've never been partial to marriage myself. I always thought it wasn't in the cards for me…"
You take a step away from the railing closer to Asmodeus. "But wouldn't it be foolish to say no? Outside of the benefits it would have for my family. You're definitely one of the most sought after bachelors…and well just look at you. I'm almost a little envious…"
Asmodeus's curious face changes to something else. Something you can't really place your finger on. You just knew he didn't look very pleased.
"Well at least I know you're not blind." His fingers play with his fringe. "And that's all fine and dandy but…"
When Asmodeus stands and looks back at you your heart skips a beat. You take a step back as he takes one forward. "I hope you're ready to handle me because I don't think you can."
Oh my god what was happening?
You were frozen in place as Asmodeus trapped you against the railing between his arms. You didn't even think to push him away and just stood there stupidly.
"I-I…"
Rustling sounds from a nearby hedge, but when you both look in the direction of the noise there's giggling and the sound of retreating people.
You sigh. At least someone was enjoying the show.
You gently push at Asmodeus's chest so you can make space.
"Sorry sometimes the staff gets bored haha…er should we h-head back?"
"If that's what you want."
Asmodeus turns away from you. "I just want you to know that since this marriage is just a title I'll be sticking to my usual. Hope you don't mind~" He walks away humming to himself.
Your brows furrow…that man. Why'd he have to do all that? You weren't expecting anything different in the first place?
You let out a huge sigh. Was this going to be the norm from now on?
Well at least you both were on the same page about the marriage…. but you couldn't help but think a serious misunderstanding just occurred.
#U know when ur playing a game and you pick the wrong dialogue choice#Anyways got kinda lost there at the end#I was like...hmm i hope this makes sense!#i dont wanna overthink this and get tired too fast cause i would like to come up with more stuff before i get bored#obey me asmodeus#obey me asmodeus x reader#obey me asmodeus x mc#obey me nightbringer#anyways...not me using miscommunication for drama#dont worry itll be fixed quickly cause mc cant take the heat for long#and is like...whats ur freaking problem?? i didnt do anything to you??#and asmo is still being passive aggressive but explains#and mc is like...im not trying to use u??#i thought we could have a kinda mutual beneficial relationship here...?#or something like that#idk shits happening yall lol#Nefarelin is a made up place#i pulled from thin air#cause i didnt wanna say devildom lol
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