#yah I bet is was

[asurrogateblog]

know your scripture <3

there should be beatles bible study

[zenlosingit]

One of the funniest ideas I’ve had when creating ideas of Bingqiu having kids is what if one of their kids makes the declaration one day that they want to be a Bai Zhan disciple.

It has to be an absolute record-scratch moment when they hear their kiddo go “i wanna join Bai Zhan!” when asked about which peak they’d choose at Cang Qiong, and the look of horror Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu share when that declaration sinks in.

Cause they have provided the best education for their children since the day they’re born— fitting for a heir of the Demon realm and child to the 2nd ranked peak lord of Cang Qiong. They’ve gone to great links curate lessons plans to their children’s needs, get the best tutors for any subject they’re not acknowledging in, and this one wants to choose the peak of sword-wielding brutes???

Oooh you better believe that Bingqiu are trying everything to convince their kid to choose someplace else— anything else besides Bai Zhan. If they don’t wanna choose Qing Jing that’s fine, stings but it’s fine, there’s plenty more to choose from!

You can learn plenty more about leadership at Qiong Ding if your heart's set on ruling, or there's Qian Cao whose a very respectable choice there's nothing to sneeze at for all those medical skills. If it’s about swords then Wan Jian fits the bill! And yah know, An Ding isn't that terrible.

Just for the love of god, don't choose Bai Zhan.

[that-gay-gal]

March for Raph day 28:

Broken vase

I’m sorry.

I’m sorry for lying.

I’m sorry for everything.

[hoomannotme]

Angst prompt: Phantom Thief Kaito Kid KILLS schoolboy Kuroba Kaito.

Imagine the potential for angst and comedy or betrayal and just about anything. ✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧

I want a Kaito who is dead legally by the law as in a whole case was opened about his death and Kaito Kid is now a wanted criminal.

Give me Hakuba who is now trying to catch Kid to prove to HIMSELF that Kuroba is alive. Shinichi (or Conan) who now is also dead set on trying to catch Kid because 1. Murder and 2. This is not what he expected from Kid at all like that's not his MO. The Nakamories who are even more set on catching Kid, Aoko who is now studying full time to be a cop in order to catch the thief that murdered her best friend.

[nartml]

Haikyuu did it better than every other shounen anime, because every other shounen anime tackles the "hard work vs talent" debate in some way, but Haikyuu is the only one that successfully diminishes the concept of talent, or genius, or monster all-together.

Aka, the only way this discourse can truly be resolved in a satisfying, indisputably inspiring manner.

[datssokoolwhat]

So uh they died. Together.

Ivan: Water Slayer

Chilly: Lighting Slayer

Fun fact: Ivan didn’t get his slayer Mark. Chilly did, she unlock her mark when she used all her strength to behead or stun the demon. Hence why it shows on the last page.

Fun fact; the demon wasn’t even an upper moon 💀

Song: Tanjiro No Uta

[amber-isnt-a-precious-stone]

fruk vibes during homoerotic sword fights

[glimpsesofeuterpe]

ppl are saying stolas is no longer allowed to see via (and thats the main reason why he is so sad; he obviously doesn't care about his status that much what he is upset of is he realized he lost his paternity etc- also i am pretty sure he knows/has guesses that was the plan stella and andrealphus managed by now) ....... but isn't she turning 18? soon-ish? and isn't she capable to decide if she wants to talk to her banished dad or not??

[noknowshame]

pixar was really onto something with buzz lightyear's whole deal we should be doing more of that

[asterisque]

//i'm replaying path of radiance (which i was already replaying prior of remaking that blog but since i had to reinstall everything, i lost my save file since i backed up the wrong one orz) and hmmmm tellius muses...

[asurrogateblog]

its interesting to me where the dividing lines of music cultures are. I feel like classic rock people mingle with the folk rock people mix with the prog rock people and we all more or less speak the same language despite our differences in aesthetic tastes. but then. the grateful dead is like. its own whole thing. a very distinct, very separate, Whole Thing. logically speaking I know I have much in common with your average deadhead, and yet, I have absolutely no idea how to interact with this genre of person. you see I don't think you become a fan naturally. they just spirit away whoever wanders off too far at the music festival and the next time you see them they're wearing a full length tie-dye skirt and selling smoking pipes in the shape of toadstools

[silvermeww]

I see you tag a lot of things as 'kalosian woods', what does it mean??? is it like a project or a fic or something? 👀

Hey there anon! Yah, it’s a massive AU/rewrite thing I have for the XY anime (and maybe games??) that I’ve been planning for a while now. The name is short for ‘beware of kalosian woods; lovely, dark and deep’ and it’s up on AO3 at currently idk 6 fics?? Which is super funny since so far I’ve managed to plan out 60 fics for it and the numbers are getting higher as I go on lol. Anyways, this all happened when I got inspired by a friend to rewrite some scenes of the anime and then welp, it snowballed into a project of massive proportions that should, if I’m motivated enough, keep me occupied for a year at least ^^’

I guess I should say some things about it since I’ve been rambling on for so long, huh? Well, in my watch of XY (and many future ruminations afterwards) I guess my biggest problem was that almost everyone but Ash and Greninja got their narrative presence and story potential whittled down to almost nothing (if not downright nothing) as the series went on. The start had promise but afterwards? Straight off the series itself I can’t tell you much about anyone in any real deep capacity (and the sad thing is that I do care about at least some of them, but they end up getting the shortest stick ever :/). So, in this rewrite I’m shaking things up and giving everyone opportunities to develop and grow, try out new things and new bonds, let the Pokémon play around with each other and their Trainers (Chespin my beloved, why did you never exist beyond the butt if the joke when you used to have a Reason for Being in your origin ep?? ;w;), all that jazz. Also including some game plots and characters (AZ should’ve been there and in my essay), more fleshed out Team Flare, maybe Southern Kalos??? Still thinking on that. More dramatic and honestly more cooler Kalos Crisis where we don’t just have two 50% Zygarde and then Zygarde Rock, changing up the way Showcases are done (letting them be their own thing seperate from Contests while also having that creative flare), more lore for that Bond Phenomenon, etc. Basically I’m going to have fun with the playground of Kalos lore/locations and letting any character that was a character have their time to shine, so if there are any backgrounders that you may have taken a shine to, there’s probably a chance that I’ve written them in this big thing heh.

(My second problem is the lack of Legendary Death Bird and Life Deer in the series that introduces them—wdym the only time I can see them is in one movie for 5 minutes? And don’t get me started on the cameo in the camp arc.

So naturally I’m going to have them play a role throughout the series as well, down to the Crisis itself. Can’t have Squishy have all the fun :3)

So, I’m not sure if I truly grasped what this project is about, tbf I’m still planning it out as I go since I’ve always been a pantser, but it’s something fun for me and I hope that more people will come to enjoy it too! A mix of every genre, some crack interspersed within the fluff and angst, Sycamore adopting way too many children while placing himself in a self-made love triangle, lore and deep connections, history and its effects, life and death and order.

And being the best version of yourself. That too.

PS I forgot to add, my tag is basically a really funny spoilers-no-spoilers compilation of posts that fit the vibe of the whole series. Like the posts just resonates with a certain part of the series and represents it and I thought that hey, might as well make a tag that would make no sense to anyone until the series is finished while also giving myself inspiration and motivation. I should probably make a side blog for the project but that’s if it gains enough traction I think, like an askblog or compilation thing. Anyways lmk if there’s anything unclear in my massive ramble or if you want to know something more/else, I’ve really enjoyed this ask if you can tell heh :D <33

[gorillaxyz]

i support her crush on link because he seems like a very sweet boy who would treat her right

[padfootastic]

Sunday Snippet

(is that a thing? idk but i literally just wrote this for FoD and it wont be posted for a few chapters--so a couple months minimum--but i just. really wanted to share it so. enjoy)

He casually points a finger at the hideous vase behind their heads, levitating it wandlessly and wordlessly. If he was around other wix, they would’ve been amazed and perhaps, slightly awed. That it was Muggles--and this particular set at that--meant they were almost vibrating out of their skin in fear. 

Good. 

“Do you know,” he started with a pleasant smile, bringing the floating vase closer to them, enjoying the way Petunia’s mouth opened in a wordless scream. He didn't even have to Silence them. “they thought I could kill 12 people, just like that, with one word. Not one person, not even my closest friends, believed otherwise.”

Once upon a time that statement would’ve hurt, it had hurt him everytime he was conscious enough to think about it in Azkaban. But he’d made his peace with it now, had accepted that there was a part of him that was inherently repulsive, untrustworthy, broken. 

“There was a reason for why they did that. My brother--you know him, James--was murdered. They thought I lost my mind, and perhaps I did, a little bit.” 

Because James was the last--and only--person who’d never turned away from him. He’d taken all of Sirius’ ugliness, all those rough edges he’d tried so hard to hide, cutting himself and the world in the process, and kept those with himself. Sirius never had to worry about himself around James, because he knew he’d take care of him. Wouldn’t let him break. 

At least, that’s how it should have been. They should’ve grown old together, stuck at the hip until their hearts and their magic gave out. James shouldn’t have been buried in the ground at the age of twenty fucking one while Sirius still had to live without him, god, it was so unfair. 

It was--

He shouldn’t be living without James. He was nothing without James. 

It was that thought that sent a fresh wave of anger through his veins, anger he knew was very plainly visible on his face, reflecting in his eyes, because the moment he looked at the Dursleys, he could hear two distinctive whimpers at once. 

“So,” he said, voice rough like gravel, almost unrecognisable to even him. He knew his eyes would be closer to black than their usual grey, the Madness stirring within him, wanting out. “What do you think I’ll do to people, to vermin like you, who touched my godson?” 

His only response was a slow, trickling sound and a pungent smell filling the living room. 

[menstits]

Chilumi easily up there with the most viscerally disgusting pairings to me personally