amber-isnt-a-precious-stone
amber-isnt-a-precious-stone
amber isnt a precious stone
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Hi, I'm Amber, I'm 26 and from England. This is a trainwreck mainblog where I post anything I'm into recently
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amber-isnt-a-precious-stone · 17 hours ago
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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
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amber-isnt-a-precious-stone · 18 hours ago
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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amber-isnt-a-precious-stone · 21 hours ago
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There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”
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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
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I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context
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Peak comedy right here
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"your friends are an echo chamber" heyyyyy hey. hey. lock your phone right now and put it down. and walk until you get to the shore and then enter the body of water you encounter and stay in it till youre clean and whole with the world again
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Im sorry I'm old as hell and still say aph instead of hws
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job search
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I saw someone saying you can't call yourself a "toxic yaoi/yuri fan" or a "weird shipper" if you're antiship. What. Thoughts?
im 27 i dont care about this shit
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love seeing MCR trending on tumblr bc its like I know nothing happened, we all just collectively remembered we love these losers
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EMMA (2020)
dir. autumn de wilde
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conservatives have fully lost the plot its actually extremely normal for little kids to pretend to be animals. it's a pretty essential part of their mental development and helps them practice creative skills actually. if a kid comes up to you and says "I'm a kitty cat" you don't need to reality check them. it's fine actually. the correct response is to say "are you? have you caught any mice today? what kind of kitty cat? do you have orange stripes? should we have tuna salad for lunch?"
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how to stop performing for an imaginary audience
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Ah shit my bowling team has unionized
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People: the normal amount of pain is zero
Me, chronically ill: sounds sketchy but okay
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