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help i can't stop thinking about nosferatu's thick wobbly uncut meat snake... and the fact nicolas has it framed

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you know what i think you need

a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

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I sent this part of the Hetalia manga to my friend without context:

and he responded in the best possible way

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Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

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Hehe been gone for a while (can’t remember if I’d already posted this)

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Could we possibly see the Baltics? I bet they'd look great in your style

I have drawn the Baltics a few times but this time they have a special, long-awaited guest...

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yes yes orlok as the grotesque manifestation of ellen’s hideous lust, monsterfucking blah blah blah. Hot.

But thomas… the lover that witnesses.. accepts… soothes… He saw her at her most depraved and still held her… you guys. He was the only other person who had *seen* what she saw in her dreams. He was there in that castle… was inflicted by orlok’s perversions. In the flesh. Still he made it home. Then he watched her, frothing at the mouth and shaking in demonic fury, to then crawling and begging at his waist for mercy, then a moment laters she’s looking up at him with the very devil in her eyes and tongue… and still, he held her! As she truly sobbed. He told her it was okay, that he had seen it too. Continued to love her as his woman, descend to hell and destroy the demon for her. And Ellen loved him too! She says she felt he was sent to her, made her feel normal and okay. Her salvation. A love that feels like depollution… to be so inspired by your love for somebody that for them you go, willing, to the altar as a sacrificial lamb. Her love for him gave her purpose! I love them… not orlok nor any contract could ever dissolve the bond between them.

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the thing that makes thomas so compelling in nosferatu 2024 is that he’s downright pathetic but he cares so much about his wife that he turns his patheticness into brave devotion. idk if that makes sense. like he’s SO pathetic but then he puts on his big boy pants and does his best because he’s so devoted to his wife that it doesn’t even matter. “excuse me but she asked for no pickles” ahh marriage. i love him so bad.

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nosferatu is the most terrifyingly beautiful film i've ever seen

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nosferatu was a movie

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i know the year just started but movie of the year no competition

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The slight pause and then the “ I wouldn’t sleep with him!” 💀

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I guess the gulping sound effect from Nosferatu will be living rent free in my nightmares from now on :)

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[ID: "You're stuck on an 8-hour flight, take your seat.”

Seat 1: Front row aisle seat. Next to Belgium and in front of Italy. Across the aisle is Germany.

Seat 2: Third row window seat. Behind France, in front of Canada, and next to Turkey.

Seat 3: Back row aisle seat. Next to Switzerland and behind Austria. Across the aisle is Finland.

Seat 4: Front row window seat. Germany has the aisle seat and Romano has the middle. Sitting next to Romano and in front of Prussia.

Seat 5: Second row middle seat. Sitting between Denmark and Prussia, in front of America, and behind Romano.

Seat 6: Third row aisle seat. Spain has the window seat and America has the middle. Sitting next to America, behind Denmark, and in front of Hungary. Across the aisle is Turkey.

Seat 7: Fourth row window seat. Hungary has the aisle seat and Belarus has the middle. Sitting next to Belarus, behind Spain, and in front of Sweden.

Seat 8: Back row middle seat. Sitting between Finland (left) and Sweden (right). Behind Belarus. / End ID]

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Darcy (stoicaly): She's not like other ladies. She doesn't want me for my money.

Darcy (tearfully): She just doesn't want me.