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i wonder if anyone will think about just asking to be tumblr "famous"
i think it might work if someone did
#but like also.... would you really eanna be known as the guy who asked for people to like them degsjekeegg#i try to not use cringe anymore because fuck cringe culture but that would be cringe#ya gotta actually be yknow funny#sometimes have a talent#but usually just because youre good at sgitposting#btw im so high rn that my phone feels like it's fucking folding waow its cool#ri rambles#if I don't make sense rn that's why i have no filter
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Can you do headcanons for Leona, Jack, Trey, and the tweels with a small gn!s/o who “borrows” their clothing items (like a jacket or something) often and it looks super oversized?
It's Not Called "Stealing"~
warnings: N/A
Berry: Hi everyoone! New Years are upon us and as you may have noticed I've closed the ask box but it is temporarily to help me setup for the follower event! I will finish the rest of the requests before I officially announce what I have in store <3
The first time he saw this, He was about to greet you but almost immediately went to shut his mouth cuz he didn't wanna interrupt what you were doing (It's a funny and adorable sight to him)
Lowkey is the type to take blurry pics of you wearing his clothes, especially the jacket he wore in the Vargas camp. He'd tease you afterward of course ~
He'd be a bit weary especially if you so happen to "borrow" his dorm hat (cuz he doesn't wanna have an incomplete uni in front of Riddle) but when his outfit is not in use he'd happily lend it to you
Would be the type of BF that would help you adjust his clothing to fit you better. I see him as the cheeky one who he'd keep on "fixing" his hat on top of your head for a little longer just too close to see you get flustered at how close you guys are <3
A cute thing that I would see is that later down the line he'd call in his parents to send him some of his old clothes from home as a gift to his (Y/N)~
At first, Leona thought that his clothes were being washed by Ruggie more so than usual...like they kept on disappearing and reappearing. That's when he found your scent had lingered in some of them and it clicked for ya boi.
You just gave this man an ego boost I swear
He'd deadass just buys more stuff and just oh so happen to leave them around his room for you to wear or if not (cuz Ruggie would give him an earful) he'd put them in places that's easy for you to get
He's a bit more smug than usual, "happier" if you will, knowing you're somewhere around campus, proudly showing off that you're his and vice versa ~
When you do return some of his clothes, he often spends time laying in his bed sniffing them (it's a bit weird but hey he's a beastman) It's the scent of his mixing in with yours that just well...leaves Leona in a calm state of mind. It soothes him either to yet another nap or in a better mood.
He'd be a proud and bashful boi~ <3
He first saw you wearing his school blazer and ya gotta listen to me (Y/N) Jack is yknow...JACKED so that's one baggy blazer. There's that instinct of his that makes him want to protect you more cuz you look so soft and warm in something that's his
He won't straight up say it but his tail would start wagging when he sees you wearing them either when you guys are hanging out of campus or just hanging in each other's room
Similar to Leona, Jack loves that your scent is still in his clothes once you gave them back, which makes him more determined and allowed him to focus on whatever he's doing
Next time Jack's out looking for clothes, he'd bring you along cuz he'd be the type to trust your taste since you like his attire so much (aww)
Another bf that would tease their s/o relentlessly~
I could see Jade as the type to compliment you but the type where he'd whisper them lovingly in your ear cuz he likes to see your reaction~
Would sometimes just let you borrow some of his clothes even tho he needs them at that moment. He'd have this proud smile despite being nagged by Azul for being in an incomplete uniform. "It seems I happen to have lost it~" Jade chuckled as he eyed you in the corner, casually wearing his hat
On the occasion he does need one of his clothes, he loves the chase of finding you and getting it back (I pray for you but you might be into it-)
I could see him as the kind of bf that would take pictures or fond over you from a distance. He gets a kick out of people's reaction once they found out that your clothes are actually his. entertaining and adorable. *mentally takes note to shower you in affection later~*
Out of all the guys here, he'd be one of the happiest once he found out. Like he'd run up to you and twirl you around cuz you look adorable
He's in a much more cooperative and better mood (Riddle and Azul mentally thanked you for this one) especially when you so happen to pass by him.
Even when you didn't "borrow" something from him, I see him straight up giving you one of his clothes or accessories to wear for the day. like, imagine him waking up early just to pick out what accessory of his he wants you to parade around campus~!
I see him taking pics of you wearing them as well as putting one of them as his lock screen cuz his tiny koebi-chan looks good~
Later down the line, he'd bring you on shopping dates to buy matching outfits inspired by all of this happening~ (be it the same attire or coordinating ones) Idk why but I see him taking really good or candid shots of your guys' outfits
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twstファンアート#twst edit#twst wonderland#twst headcanons#twst x reader#trey clover#trey x reader#leona x reader#leona kingscholar#jack howl#jack howl x reader#leech twins x reader#jade leech x reader#jade leech#floyd leech x reader#floyd leech
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Away From The Devil pt. II
Full Pedro Masterlist
Series Masterlist
Part III
Series Warning: Minors Go Away I’ll Kick You In The Forehead. I just don’t want kiddos here. Yeah it’s all rewritten with the reader added in if ya don’t like it don’t read it. Reader is female and uses she/her pronouns. Reader is like 24, Joel is still 56 cause… hot. Anyway. Cursing (again, Ellie is there, what did you expect? Reader actually cusses more its funny). Reader feels out of place. Joel is Joel (he's kinda mean), Ellie’s pretty decent. Mentions of David and his SexualAssault of reader (it’s okay he can’t get you here). Reader feels out of place. No Pun Intended: Volume Too By Will Livingston. Reader doesn’t interfere with Ellie/Joel (PLATONICALLY SHUT UP) bonding moments. Ellie confides in a stranger???👀👀 (Ellie is a little ooc in this I’m sorry I just like the idea of them trauma bonding okay? She’s less quiet that’s kinda it and maybe nicer than she usually is but again, trauma bonding this is just for bonding purposes💀 I promise it gets better)
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You’d never felt so god damn out of place before. Ellie was nice enough, when she wasn’t slinking between the two of you, or glued to Joel’s side, she stuck close to you. It felt like she wanted to say something, but she never would, she’d stare at you from the corner of her eye and the second you’d turn to ask what was on her mind, she was practically sprinting to stick by Joel, almost like she knew you weren’t going to tread that territory.
Joel was still very obviously not happy with the decision to keep you around, you’d thought you heard mutter about one more mouth to hunt for. Wanting to keep the peace, though, you hadn’t said anything and pretended like you hadn’t heard anything, just admiring the nature around you.
Ellie had slowed down to fall in pace with you again. This time, after looking at you from the corner of her eye for a while, she cleared her throat and spoke. “So… David-“ “yeah.” You spoke softly before she could finish her sentence. “.. yeah, he did.” You looked down at her and cleared her throat. “Did he…” she shook her head and made a slashing motion with her hand. “Got him with the cleave first.” You looked at her when she said ‘cleave’ and the two of you laughed a little before you looked away. “But he almost.” She added. You nodded and furrowed your brows as that lump filled your throat. “I was uh… twelve.. the first time.” You mumbled, glancing at her and then looking away. “It didn’t really…. Stop.”
She widened her eyes and looked at you quickly. “And you didn’t kill him?” You let out a short laugh and shook your head. “I was… young when we got there, Y’know? It was all I knew.. I didn’t know if I could survive out here alone.. I still don’t. Not really. And up until now… I hadn’t really thought about it I just… dealt with it.. yknow it was that or starve.. or become the meal apparently.”
“… how does it even taste? Human flesh? Gotta be fucking disgusting.” You snorted. “Apparently it’s pretty fucking delicious if they call it venison and you’re too starved to think about it.” Had you eaten your mother? Your dad was a no kidding. But your mom… your mom was sick.. he wouldn’t make his people eat someone that was sick.. even if it was just cancer and not Cordyceps.
“… God damn. Hope I never get that hungry.” You nodded. “I hope you don’t either.” You looked around. “… I always liked nature Y’know, we were too harsh to it before… not that I really member I was… four I think when this all started but… I’ve read lots of books, I read shit that wasn’t books, anything I could find that had words on it, really. I wanted to suck up all the knowledge I could… but I… it made me feel..” “free?”
You looked down at her and took a deep breath before looking forward, just barely seeing Joel jerk his head forward like he’d been looking back at the two of you. “Yeah… free. I didn’t have to worry about David, making him happy, impressing him.. doing whatever he needed just for a meal.” You mumbled. “I was terrified of going hungry again or.. making him angry… it was always worse if I made him angry..” Ellie nodded beside you. “… I guess I can understand that. He’s the type to fuck with your head, too. So I totally get it.” She looked at Joel and shrugged. “He will too. Eventually. I don’t know if he.. do you think he.. knows what happened in the restaurant?” You looked down at her and nodded. “I imagine he does. He looks smart.”
“… he hasn’t said anything.” You hummed. “Yeah… that’s the thing about men.. especially men like Joel, their heart is usually in the right place but.. sometimes it’s hard to tell cause they won’t say it or show it.” your eyes lingered on him for a bit before you blinked and continued speaking. “They’re just not very good at that stuff. I’ve never met a man that was… my father included, he was a lot like Joel, he’d done anything to protect my mother and me.. but trying to get him to speak about what he was feeling or what anyone else was feeling… it was like pulling out your teeth, hair, and nails all at the same time.” You shook your head.
“Joel doesn’t talk about anything unless it’s ‘No, Ellie’ ‘Don’t do that, Ellie’ ‘do what I say’ ‘you’re my responsibility’ or pretending he’s not laughing at my absolutely fucking hilarious puns.” “I did not laugh.” “You totally fucking did!” Ellie looked at you. “He totally did.” You smiled and laughed softly. “He looks like the type to enjoy a pun or two.” Joel glared over his shoulder for a second before looking forward again. “… or six.” You smirked at Ellie, who laughed and nodded.
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The walk was quiet after that, eventually Joel lead the two of you out onto the highway and told the two of you to try and find something to eat. Ellie sat on the tailgate of a truck, you looked at her occasionally, you felt bad for her, it was obvious she was strong, emotionally and physically. But she was still a kid growing up in the apocalypse, she didn’t even know what life was like before.. not that you really knew either, but your parents always told stories about going to the zoo or the park when you were little.
You saw Joel try to get her attention, talking to her but she wasn’t really paying attention. He said something about Beefaroni and then walked over to her, holding up a yellow box and asking her if she’d ever played Boggle. You watched them quietly, not wanting to impose on the two of them trying to connect. It was obvious they meant a lot to eachother, and they needed these moments. During your search you managed to find a can of chicken noodle soup in the backseat of a silver minivan.
Your head jerked over when you heard some shuffling somewhere down the road, a distant clicking just barely hitting your ears, when you looked over at Joel and Ellie he was motioning you over with his head. “We gotta get outta here. Cmon.” He walked behind you and Ellie as you stepped off into the woods, deciding to use the woods as cover for a while.
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Later, when the three of you were huddled around a fire where the Beefaroni and Chicken Soup were warming up, you pulled out your Doritos and looked towards Ellie as you peeled the bag open. "Answers probably no.. but have you ever had a Dorito?" You asked her, holding up the small bag of chips.
Ellie looked up from the fire and looked at the chip bag, squinting a little before she shook her head. "No.. are they good?" You grinned and nodded. "They're awesome. These are stale which definitely ruins the taste a little but Doritos were my favorite before this shit started.. probably one of the only things I really remember. My parents had so many fucking Doritos at the start cause it was the only thing I would eat." You poured some of the crushed chips into her cupped hands and glanced at Joel before clearing your throat.
"Did.. did you want some?" You asked softly. Joel looked up from where he was poking the fire with a stick, keeping it burning but not too big. Maybe it was the gun shoved in your face the whole afternoon, but you were just realizing now how attractive he was. His eyes a deep chocolate brown that shimmered in the flickering of the fire, his nose prominent and soaking in all the light from the fire, swallowing up what his eyes weren’t. When he reached out you poured some of the Doritos into his hands and smiled tightly before leaning back to munch on what was left in the bag.
"Thanks for letting me come with you." You sighed softly, playing with a broken chip and looking down at it. "I know it wasn't easy.. and it's just one more person for you to have to take care of." You glanced at Joel and then looked at the fire. "But.. I'm not gonna be someone you have to drag behind you.. I went on hunts and shit a few times I just.. I didn't want to be out here alone." Ellie had slunk away at this point, leaving you and Joel to talk. What kinda angle was she working there?
Joel sighed heavily at your words and glanced at Ellie before looking at you again. "It wasn't you." He shook his head. "... I gotta protect her. She's my priority, my responsibility. Can't go riskin' her life cause someone's scared of bein' alone." You frowned deeply and looked at the fire, clenching your jaw. "I get it. Listen- I know being the grumpy dad is- your thing or whatever. But that doesn't mean you have to be a dick." You scoffed. "I'm not scared of being alone. I'm sick of being alone. He took my fucking dad from me, and then my mom died and I had nobody." You glared at him. "So, yeah, I wanted some fucking company that wasn't harrassing me all the fucking time. Excuse the fuck out of me." You wrapped your hands with one of your shirts and reached out to grab your soup, sitting a little further away from Joel and focusing on just eating your soup, staring down into the can.
You heard Joel and Ellie whispering back and forth for a moment, Ellie hit his arm a couple times, and then they sat down with their food. Ellie was obviously a little upset with Joel but that didn't stop her from staying close to him. They'd offered you a piece of bread, well Ellie offered you bread, Joel stood in the background just looking... awkward, you'd declined though with a soft smile, telling her to eat it.
Afterwards you laid in your sleeping bags, Ellie between you and Joel. You looked over when you heard some shifting next to you and squinted when you saw Ellie looking at a book with her flashlight. "What ya readin'?" You whispered, she looked over and you could just barely see a smile on her face. "No Pun Intended: Volume Too By Will Livingston. Look. Too like too." She turned the book around and let you see the front before opening it back up again. You laughed softly and bit your lip. "Okay... So lay one on me." You said happily, turning on your side to look at her fully. You could just barely see Joel turn his head towards the two of you a little.
Ellie's smile widened as she nodded. "Okay.. let's see..." She looked at the book for a second before chuckling to herself. "Okay- okay.." she cleared her throat. "What did the grape say when it got crushed?" She looked at you, shining her light on you, before turning and shining it on Joel and then grinning and looking back at her book. "Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
You blinked a little before laughing softly. "Wow." You laughed a little more, Ellie starting to join in as you turned on your back, you could’ve sworn you heard a deeper laughing from the other side of Ellie, a laugh you could only assume was Joel’s.
The three of you laughed for a minute before you finally started to fell the sleep wash over you, taking a deep breath as it encouraged you into its warm, peaceful embrace. "Thanks, Ellie." You mumbled softly, barely hearing her mutter 'you're welcome' before you were fully asleep.
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The dragon riders’ ranking of each other
it was a thought I had so now I’m doing it.
Hiccup -
Astrid (they’re a great team together, they balance each other well and she’s always been there for him since she first found out about toothless)
Fishlegs (Hiccup loves talking with fishlegs, he’s one of his closest friends and they can spend hours just rambling to each other. But they both also enjoy time separate and just chilling kinda on their own yknow?)
Tuffnut (he’s difficult to work with, but he is very funny and can sometimes lead to hiccups greatest ideas. He’s a fun guy to be around as long you’re not busy working. Also hiccups fascinated by the twins’ ingenuity, and I guarantee he just loves thinking about things they suggest he should make and figuring if he could actually make it work for real)
Snotlout (look, Hiccup loves snotlout and he’s sympathetic cause he knows he’s got his own issues with his dad and all, but he’s also a pain in the ass sometimes. It has to be said, Snotlout can just be difficult to work with on a day-to-day basis, often wanting to one-up hiccup when he’s not interested in participating. He’s gotten better over the years but it’s just annoying sometimes)
Ruffnut (honestly, I just think ruff and hiccup don’t hang out one-on-one as much as anyone else on the team. In the show(s) they never do if I recall, but even just on interpretation I don’t reckon they would much. If they did, she might be higher but overall i think they’re probably the least close of anyone on the team. To be clear, they’re still incredibly close - you kinda have to be after living on a small island together for a year with few other people - but comparatively less than other duos are with each other)
Astrid -
Hiccup (good team, doesn’t try to push her buttons and it’s fun to spar together - astrid usually wins but occasionally hiccup gets the upper hand)
Ruffnut (weirdly high, but I think after their fight in whatever that ep was in rtte where astrid and the twins were left to defend the Edge, astrid would have a genuine respect for ruffnut. They get along better as time goes on but she can be pretty funny, ya gotta admit)
Fishlegs (less annoying than the rest. If I’m honest it’s just that. She does love all of them but she’d put him above others not cause she likes him more but cause he annoys her less. He’s still below ruffnut just cause ruffnut sorta proved herself to astrid and that counts a lot for astrids opinion of a person, moreso even than just how much she enjoys talking with them)
Tuffnut (again, proved himself to astrid like ruffnut and honestly that’s mostly it for specific reasoning. She does love the guy but he gets on her nerves very often.) (Ruffnut’s “proving herself” has her ranked so highly cause it’s standing up to someone, even when that someone is Astrid herself, and Tuffnut’s “proving himself” doesn’t give as much of a boost because his came from proving astrid wrong about his capabilities, rather than being outwardly brave)
Snotlout (she does care about him and does fully and truly consider him one of her greatest friends, she’d die for him, she’d gladly protect him however necessary like she would for all of them... but he’s annoying as all hell. On the plus side he’s also very fun to mess with)
Fishlegs -
Hiccup (hiccup respects him the most, and fishlegs respects him. Also it’s so much fun talking about dragons together it’s awesome)
honestly probably Astrid (same reason as she has for him; less annoying than others. At the same time tho I think they’d find it fun to kinda gossip together (neither would ever admit to it). Like they’ll talk about hiccup and Snotlout and Heather and whatever antics the twins got into and actually I think they’d honestly have a blast just chatting and talking shit about the others. I bet they have meetings every week. New headcanon acquired)
Ruffnut (look, she’s hard to work with but I think fishlegs can see her intelligence and he appreciates it. I think also he just has a lot of love for his friends and after both the almost-marriage in Snotlout Gets the Axe and trying to coach Throk in wooing her, I reckon he got a bit of a soft spot for her
Snotlout (like I said, fishlegs has a lot of love for his friends. And Snotlout sure stretches that love to its limit at times but when it’s important, he’s there.)
Tuffnut (fishlegs finds it hard to just. Hang out with him. Tuffnut isn’t really one for calm, and Fishlegs is not a fan of constant action and excitement like the twins get up to. They’re very different people, they do care for each other but like damn they’re complete opposites 90% of the time, so they just don’t casually hang out much)
Snotlout -
Hiccup (he has so much respect for the guy, and yeah he’s also jealous but like. He’s fun, he’s cool, and he understands snotlout on a further level than the others, hiccup had issues living up to his dad’s expectations and Snotlout does too (think ���maybe we aren’t so different” at the end of Snotlout gets the axe), just a lot of love and respect for the guy)
Tuffnut (best friends. That’s all I have to say)
Astrid (he respects her a lot, especially her fighting prowess, and altho he likes to annoy her (both deliberately and not) I just think he cares a lot for her, more than either of them would ever admit)
Fishlegs (does Snotlout take the piss and find him kinda lame a lot of the time? Yes. But there are times when he holds a lot of admiration for fishlegs, and there are times when they are just hanging. That time Fishlegs, Snotlout and Throk were basically doing gardening together? Phenomenal, I want more of that.)
Ruffnut (she scares him)
Tuffnut -
Ruffnut (of course)
Snotlout (he’s funny, he’s silly, and he’s very fun to mess with. Also he’s dumb enough to go along with some of their plans - getting in a fight with hiccup, for example)
Hiccup (honestly, he just loves the guy. He’s cool, he’s fun, he makes fun inventions - and he is the least likely to treat ruff and tuff like they’re stupid)
Fishlegs (he’s a great guy. He’s fun to mess with. One time he almost-married tuff’s own sister. What more can a guy ask for?)
Astrid (look, she’s awesome, and intimidating. And also kinda mean sometimes. She’s still awesome, but on a purely hanging-out basis she’s less fun than others that’s for sure)
Ruffnut -
Tuffnut (obviously. And by a long shot)
Hiccup (if she could convince Stoick to disown him and then the Thorston family to adopt him, she would)
Fishlegs (he’s sweet, kinda annoying at times but so’s everyone, not to mention on the flip side he’s fun to annoy. So it’s even.)
Astrid (she’s got respect for her. And astrid’s cool, a mildly terrible cook and often thinks her shits more important than others, but she’s cool.)
Snotlout (sorry, snotty boy, but as much as they hang out, he’s still the least favourite. He’s fun, and she does like messing around with him - both in terms of annoying him, and teaming up with him and tuffnut to annoy others - but I think out of everyone, it’s him or astrid that’s the lowest ranking for her. And she’d pick him for last place any day, because it would be funnier)
Bonuses!
Toothless is actually Hiccup’s no. 1.
and Heather would be Astrid’s 1.5.
Dagur’s a wild card for everyone, he rapidly changes ranking based on what he was like the last time they talked to him.
#race to the edge#snotlout jorgenson#httyd#fishlegs ingerman#astrid hofferson#ruffnut thorston#tuffnut thorston#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#hiccup haddock#httyd rtte#yeah I think that’s all the tags
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can you tell us any deets on mc’s first kisses with the sisters please and thank you — like literally anything tho I’m dying for whatever fluff or angst you got going on when the three confess their feelings to mc for the first time. Who confessed first? Who got the first kiss? When and where did this happen??? Pleaseee I gotta know ALL the tea especially when the first sister who shared a kiss with mc has to break it to others (or they just find out on their own) and they are just both super jealous. (If I had to take a gamble, it would probably be Kate to get the first kiss since I feel like she’s always the first to take initiative)
I´m actually quite torn on how much to reveal here because I do wanna save some of that tea for my actual story. Like, yknow how I kinda differentiate between the "normal" universe and that of The Sisters? Not in this case, lol. While the way there might differ depending on the universe, the order in which the sisters receive their first, well, anything, is probs gonna be the same.
As for who confessed first: I mean, The Sisters is pretty much an alternate universe, which means things are kinnnnda the same but a lot more fucked up. Like, yknow Stranger Things? The Upside Down?
(Ahhh, looks like we´ve finally arrived Home, lmao.)
That´s what this is, lol. Things are just a lot more unhinged there, but the general gist remains the same.
Sooo, when you take a look at where we are now in The Sisters, who do you think is gonna fall first? Or has fallen already, perhaps? 🤭
However, make no mistake: first fall/confession != first kiss. 😉
As for the jealousy?
(Sure, Jan.)
...
I think it´s safe to say that things would not go well...at all. No matter the universe, lol.
Like, imagine waiting a millenium for your special someone, only to find out that not one (1), but two (2) other ppl have laid claim to that same person. I mean, competing for someone´s affection is one thing. But competing against your own sisters? The ppl you share your living space with (which means privacy is pretty much non-existent)? The ones you consider(ed) allies?
It´s a mess, lemme tell ya. We love it messy.
As for the When and Where? Those are both questions I haven´t thought about yet, tbh. It´s also not something I feel like I can cover in one post. When and where depends on everything that´s happened before that led up to these moments, no? Like, I need more information (provided by myself) in order to give proper HCs here, if yknow what I mean. 😅
In other words: I need time to come up with a backstory. 💀
Yknow, perhaps I should just change my story to "The Red Sisters" and start working on "The Golden Sisters" in the meantime, LMAO.
Aight, seeing how you haven´t gotten some proper tea yet, have this:
(Possible) First Kisses:
Tanya Denali
desperate eager
french, without hesitation (girl got no patience left at this point)
groping feeling you up
biting
out of breath (kinda funny, considering she doesn´t breathe)
breathy moans
follows when you lean back for some much-needed air
follows a bit further
hands coming up to press you against her more firmly
you ain´t going nowhere, missy
she ain´t done with you yet
Kate Denali
slow (believe it or not)
nibbling
grabbing your hips
smiling into the kiss (she´s adorable)
laughing because this is unreal (she´s so fucking adorable)
even more laughing when you join in
ends up having to break the kiss (she´s forgiven, because that was fucking wholesome)
goes right back in once you both have calmed somewhat
the solid warrior has now turned into a liquid
Irina Denali
eye-contact (that´s her thing, and it´s both intimidating and fucking precious)
all the way until your lips are touching
lots of smaller kisses in slow succession
soft
so soft
hands cradling your face
thumbs stroking your cheeks
sucking your lower lip
tilting her head the other way after a few
rubbing her nose against yours in-between
she´s so
ugh
I think I just got cavities
Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋
#tumblr asks#twilight#the twilight saga#the denalis#denali coven#tanya denali#kate denali#irina denali
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Au game but I’m making you au your fandom into mine — give me a tangled dragon rider au (doesn’t have to Napoleonic wars related bc I’m a nice person)
jaylia this is so funny because literally in the last chapter of multiverse i sent them to a dragon rider world specifically with you in mind omg okay so this is less of a 5 fun facts and more of 1 setting and 4 character sketches ok SO
think typical high fantasy there are Kingdoms and the the Kingdoms have Magic and also some of the Kingdoms have Dragons and and the Dragons have Dragonriders and when a newborn Dragon picks a human to be their Dragonrider they are shipped off to a multination Dragon School Up In The Mountains To Learn How To Do It also worth noting for this world im stealing the eragon thing that dragons can choose their riders from inside the egg so if you touch a dragon egg sometimes that bitch will hatch on the spot for you and oops now you gotta deal with that. so anyways our cast of character in the ya novel i am dubbing the dragon thief:
hugo. the eponymous dragon thief. part of a thieves guild, stole a dragon egg in transport to sell to the highest bidder because that shit is EXPENSIVE if the sale went through he'd be set for life, except oh holy shit what the fuck it fucking HATCHED, and since dragon bonds are considered sacred across all nations (dragons are too Wise to choose random shitheels obviously) he's immediately pardoned of all crimes and shipped off to dragon school with his hatchling, but being pardoned of your crimes doesn't mean your fellow trainees have forgotten them and everyone at the school knows you once tried to kidnap and sell the baby dragon that is now bonded to you for life, and they treat you accordingly
nuru, a young princess who's descended from a long line of both nobility and dragonriders, but always like, yknow. the eldest daughters. the only-kind-of-joking family motto is "first on the throne, second in the saddle" and nuru is the fourth child so the best she could hope for was a decent dowry and a husband who let her keep studying astronomy, but then at her family's hatching ceremony the hatchling stumbled out of its egg and trotted right past all of nurus sisters and into her arms, so now her family is furious even though she really, really, really didn't mean to buck tradition and steal her sister's dragon, and all of her sister's friends who expected her there after the egg hatched are instead stuck with her pesky baby sister instead
yong. tiny baby child whose parents are trainers at the school, and was therefore raised on the property, and was therefore raised as much by dragons as people. is accidentally EXTREMELY magical by virtue of growing up around so much magical energy. his parents keep him the fuck away from any eggs because of that, for fear of him accidentally pulling an unhatched dragon into a bond because of his power instead of the dragon actually wanting to bond with him as a person. yong somehow manages to find, befriend, and bond with a young wild dragon ("young" by dragon standards at least) instead, leaving him half a decade younger than his mostly teenage and young adult classmates, and his dragon close to a century older than their hatchlings
varian. the first dragonrider trainee from his kingdom invited to study at the school. At least, the first in close to 30 years, since his uncle the king and his dragon were both defeated in battle a few years ago after waging war on the rest of the world for a quarter of a century. edmund is gone and his son eugene, varians older cousin, is doing what he can to fix the wreck of his own kingdom, make amends with their neighboring kingdoms, and restart the dragonrider corps in the dark kingdom, since edmund demanded all other dragons and riders be banished a few decades ago. varian never had anything to do with the war, never fought in it and barely knew his uncle or his dragon, but that doesn't stop people from treating him and his dragon like they're also going to go insane and start murdering people any second
soooooo yeah that's all i got band of misfits at magic school sticking together because everyone else hates them so they might as well
#cypresstrees#vat7k#this is not how it went in the multiverse chapter but if I ever wrote it it would be this
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Hey folks, so I was a bit bored and thought I'd be cool to take some notes of my thoughts while I was watching the first episode of tmagp
Most of them are nonsense but that's the way I think so
obviously, there will be spoilers for the new tmagp episode ( I'm tagging it tmagp spoilers ofc) so I'd you didn't watch it, go watch it now cmon man
welp, here they are
TMAGP SHOW NOTES!!!11!;1
• Oh dang 44 minutes ???
• ohhhh ominous music :)))
• HI ALEX
• HOLY SHITTT
• RUSTY QUILL PRESENTS THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL LETS FUCKIN GO
•* printer not functioning noises*
• not even 5 minutes in and I'm already recognizing some voices
• Alice <<<333
•BONES ARE A BIG LIE MADE BY MILK TO KEEP YOU BUYING IT that's what I've saying
• I also function on coffee and spite. and social media drama. as a treat.
• sorry mate you deserve to be booed
• " or they finally kill me " oh boy
• ooooohhhh Gwen!!!!
• " I'm your cool sister, Gwen's your uncool sister, Lena's the emotionally distant mother, Teddy is the uncle that just got another job and Collin's the grumpy IT manager" just. this. idk. just
•Alice is funny and I'll die on this hill thank you
• not the nepotism
• the spooky tape recorders already started or is teddy just forgetful??? hmmmm
• mold you like clay
• Alice is my favorite character actually
• Windows 95? oh wait no
• "what does it do?" "crashes mostly"
• " is that legal?" " probably. We do work for the government. sorta"
• finally a filing system that's a least a bit understandable(???)
• " The coolest person *left* in London" the hell you did to the rest of them Alice? 🤨
•wait what
• smashing it with a hammer would fix a lot of problems. supernatural or not.
• Collin is a mood
•Norris, Chester and Augustus huh
• WAIT WHAT
• NEVER HEARING WHO
• WHAT
• CEMETERY???
• THE HELL
• ARTHUR!!!!
• took him away from you??? this is concerning
• oh no,,,,,
• Darla?
• it spoke! using another person's voice— oh no
• discolored skin? mismatched features? oh no
• " some of him:)))" oh no
• shit
• being afraid of someone ( or some parts) of someone you loved. we're starting well
• Yeah there are worse ones buddy
• oh cmon it ain't that bad just put the goddamn word in there
• "you traitor" love me a dramatic queen///
• OHHH SHE'S GOING INTO THE DIRECTOR'S OFFICE ( the equivalent of it in a office job I suppose)
• ohh performance review okay
• look kids, sometimes you gotta deliver a work that's just okay instead of ABSOLUTELY perfect.
• so Gwen's the overachiever, got it.
• she's saying that as if Alice hasn't been shitting on everyone there already lmao
• oh we wish it was that easy
• oh the deja vu
• " what do you actually want" " your job" damn she's bolder than I thought lmao
• I wish I could talk back to people like that
• damn Collin's pissed
• Alice being a menace we love to see it
• " I'm a vegetarian" deadpan
• top 10 awkward conversations
• Collin is the most relatable of them all
• " a bit bleak" is an understatement
• clack clack clack
• you really need to know bro's backstory on his first day?
• is there a bet going on on who has the worst awful backstory to explain being there. that'd be funny I think
• buddy that's the worst place to try getting back to your feet but ok
• MAGNUS INSTITUTE RUINS LETS GO
•" what's the deal with the Magnus Institute" well. see. there's a lot of deals.
• alright? just a semi-normal conversation as of now
• nope
• yea the institute does that to ya
• " a cool vibe " yeah buddy
• "offices like little cells" oh you'd be surprised
• ARCHIVE HE SAID ARCHIVE!!!!!
• oh no the symbols
• strange stains mmnn
• an,,,,, empty box?
• photographic distortion. oh boy. oh boy.
• yea guys don't steal stuff from spooky sightseeing places especially if they could be yknow. cursed.
• are we going to be listening to ppl fighting on the internet rn or
• IMAGE REMOVED??? STAY ABOVE GROUND??? OH NO
• EYES????
• GORE???? OH BOY,,,,
• and the thread was locked. well damn.
• a blast from the past huh
• " is a bad name" " so is Gwendolyn"
• hmm static
• phone
• "you get a job and I got a victim"
• that seems like a reasonable theory tbh
• cleaning toilets actually helps people
• Sam noodle arms confirmed
• " to new beginnings" " with old friends" * clank*
• oh great more little noises
• more noises
• OHHH
• find who???? WHO????
• oh you got to be kidding me
• more ominous music hmmmm
• The Magnus Protocol is a podcast FUCK YEAH IT SURE IS!
Phew, that was a lot. thank you if you read all of this lmao
edit: fixed some misspellings, if there any left please do warn me! my heading's not the best and auto-correct is a bitch (especially if you use two languages lmao)
#tmagp spoilers#tmagp#the magnus protocol#just my silly thoughts#I should do rhis more often actually lol
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i love jealous george soooo damn much, but i always feel queasy whenever there's an actual Person that makes him as jealous as he is. so like on one hand i'm thanking you for sparing us from the depths of your evil mind/affectionate, but on the other hand... Jealous George ya know ya know?
honestly i'm not done with the concept and i gotta say i agree to some degree (but the reason the fic was born was because the concept of a person actually existing irl was toio fucking funny) so like. Keep on the look out i'm definitely gonna write more about it but not with a whole ass oc yknow . next fic is george being jealous of dream's bed
#it will make sense i prommy.#star anons#i'm gonna b real the fic was on anon bcs i was scared of people's reaction ... like i didn't want to b too much specially with my first fic#glad people liked it tho (≧∇≦)ノ
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SESSION #8!
THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FOR BOTH TLOU GAMES AND THE HBO SERIES HERE SO BEWARE OF SPOILERS!!!!
it’s been over a month since i last played…
this semester has been kicking my ASS and i’m at the point where i do NOT give a fuck. and i finally have the urge to play this game. so yknow. let’s pick it back up!
total play time: a lil over 4 hours!
okay so the last i remember was that i had J U S T started the abby section
i’m excited to see laura bailey’s acting
this section is called “tracking lesson”
4 years earlier! as abby!
so in the timeline this is one year before ellie’s bday flashback!
this feels odd
like i’m trying to be positive about it
but i just- it’s hard man
this is gorgeous also holy shit i missed this
I LOVE LAURA BAILEY
just hearing her voice makes me all warm and fuzzy
ooo zoo lights pamphlet!
WAIT WHAT DOES ABBY HAVE IN HER BAG ALREADY
omg there’s a letter from mel :(
and a drawing from owen??
“i’ve trued to draw you sleeping, but these damn hands just can’t capture your mesmerizing beauty.” i would find this kinda cute if it wasn’t from owen
he just makes me uncomfy idk
also how much older is he than abby?
wait how old is abby hold up i gotta look this up
okay so she’s 20 in seattle so she’d be 17 rn
there’s no exact age for owen but the approximation is in his mid 20s in seattle
i was slightly concerned bc owen looks so much older than abby and just thinking about how they were together when she was 17 i was like -_- hmmmmm
ANYWAY
that is a TINY ass coin holy shit
SO UR TELLIN ME ELLIE’S THING IS BRIGHT CARDS AND ABBY’S IS TINY ASS COINS??
there’s no way that my horrible ass eyes are finding all of these
i’ll be surprised if i find any after this
goddamnit. they’re trying to make me feel empathetic about their relationship
it’s not happenin
ohhh so the coin thing is bc of her dad
still i’m not falling for this
this is a cool ass playground
NOOOO THE ZEBRA
i fucking love this track btw it’s so good
THE HOSPITAL.
UR JOKING.
WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT.
THIS IS DURING PART 1??????????????
OH FUCK.
THE WAY THAT MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR
MARLENE!!!!!
“and what if this was abby?” she’s asking the good questions here
depending on his answer, this is what is gonna seperate him from joel.
FUUUCK.
i wanna hear his answer bro
and collateral playing here?? so good
“i’m gonna go tell joel” HAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS
“if it was me, i’d want you to do the surgery” well ya see abby you can make that choice rn, ellie cannot
oh god. oh god. the sirens jfc
THIS FUCKING HALLWAY MAN I’VE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES
FROM SO MANY DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES
oh shit
AND THEN BACK TO THE FUCKING CABIN
PLEASE DON’T WITH THIS BRO
I’M CRYING ALREADY
I HAD TO PAUSE AFTER HEARING ELLIE GO “joel..” LITERALLY BEGGING FUCKNSKABSKSBSKS
GODDAMNIT
SEEING HIM FROM ABBY’S POV THIS TIME??? INSTEAD OF ELLIE’S???
what if i vaulted off the side of a bridge?? what then???
FEELING THE VIBRATION IN THE CONTROLLER FROM THE FUCKING IMPACT IS ACTUALLY THE WORST.
THE WORST.
ellie’s cries :(
fuckin seattle day 1 i guess
showing me that again, and then making me play her immediately afterwards is so fucked
so fucked
jesus fucking christ man
hmm that weather chick talking aboutna storm was right maybe you should have paid more attention to that or sumn bc it’s COMING
jesus she’s fucking massive
like her arms are the size of texas jesus christ
WAIT THIS IS THE TV STATION
the math is mathing
omg manny and the teacher? so funny
the way she was like “hey manny” immediately put 2 and 2 together LMAO
the kids are so cute
the butterflies everywhere just remind me of sarah after watching the show :(
manny wants sumn spicy let’s see what’s up
i’m gonna get him something not spicy bc he had the audacity to spit on joel
i heard sam riegel
maybe yuri lowenthal??
that kinda sounded kike taliesin jaffe at the table where they’re playin a board game???
wait this is some tea he must know the girl w the ps vita bc he’s playing w it rn
and also he’s going to the seravena 👀
TRAVIS WILLINGHAM I HEAR YOU
omg there’s ppl talking about the seraphites at one table
there’s so many voice actors here that i recognize but cannot name it’s aggravating me
YEAAAA SAM RIEGEL I HEAR YOUUUU
talkin about a book w wizards and magic hahaha
abby uses pine scented soaps? slay
manny cutting the line
he would
abby walking around w a single lil burrito w her hulking arms is so funny
omg wait manny what’s the tea between mel and abby???
WAIT I HEAR SOMETHIN ABOUT A MLM RELATIONSHIP
LBBTQIA+ REPRESENTATION IS ALL OVER THIS GAME I LOVE
wait i totally missed hearing manny and his dad talk
FUCK
this is weird hearing about how people wanted joel dead while she’s eating a goddamn fucking burrito.
what the fuck
wait is this her room?? her room alone??
oh wait shit her and manny are roomates
i thought abby gave them the key to some room on base grounds
not THEIR room lmao
looks like manny’s a photography buff oml there’s supplies to develop film and different camera lenses
there’s a bunch of different movies and some anime cool cool cool
and they designate who does dishes what day lmao
THE BRA lmao
omg wait this picture above abby’s bed was in her dad’s office
holy fuck they have an OPERATION huh? jfc
that’s crazy
mel looks so pregnant :((
“why would it be up to owen” SLAY MEL
ARE THOSE COWS??
SOME MFIN MOO MOOS???
THEY HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING FOOD HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT I FOUND A COIN??
i fucking LOVE world building like this
i would spend SO MUCH time here if i could
there’s so many details it’s crazy
THE DOGS :(
WE’RE TAKING A DOG???
NOOOO DUDE :((
I’M PLAYING FETCH WITH A DOG OH MY GOD
THIS IS GONNA HURT ME LATER HUH??
BEAR IS SO CUTE :(
THEY HAVE SHEEP???
sheep… 😭😭😭
JOEL😭😭
also the way they’re setting up mel to be more of a pacifist? so good
makes what happens later worse
I HEARD LIAM O’BRIEN IN THE NPCS REPAIRING GUNS
okay woah this gun is different
kinda plays though
ANOTHER COIN?
WTF
how the fuck do they get all of these tires and ammo
this is insane
YEAAAA MEL IS PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER TEAAAAAAAA
owen still loves abby bro
he wants her and not the woman CARRYING HIS BABY
men 🙄
SERAPHITES???
OH SHIT
TRUCK CRASH
IS MEL OKAY???
IS THE DOG OKAY???
IT HASN’T BEEN 5 MINUTES OUT OF THE COMPOUND
okay i thought these coins were gonna be hard to find
kentucky coin!
there’s enough stuff to make a pipe bomb?? oddly convenient to point that out manny
there’s gonna be infected in here i feel it in my bones
the halloween stuff :(
that same goddamn frankenstein statue :(
i just heard infected bro i was so right
i forgot how intense this shit is
so it is manny that likes anime
i fuckin knew that shelf was gonna collapse
SHAMBLER???
i’m so scared to use my bombs around the dog
damn not a single hammer in here for me?
i love manny trying to get them to talk
GOD THIS IS GORGEOUS
MASSACHUSETTS COIN WOOO
i went to boston in the summer many years ago and it was awful
the heat was so bad and it was just amplified in the city
plymouth was super dope though
ANYWAY
OOOOOOOOOO seeing their perspectives on what caused the truce between seraphites and wlf to end
the kids killed some wlf, and so they killed those kids
and mel doesn’t like that at all, but manny and abby justify it and stand by it
interesting considering their perspectives on jackson
hmmmm
good stuff naughty dog
ABBY BOOSTING THE MAN UP
WE LOVE TO SEE IT
oh my god i forgot about abby’s fear of heights
ABBY’S STRONG HOLY SHIT
i don’t like how the music and ambience just changed when entering this boat workshop
WORKBENCH WOOO
stability please i sway like a goddamn tree
ooo and recoil this slays
JOEL DESERVED WORSE???
ya’ll need to keep your mouths SHUT around me
ANUTHA COIN BABY WHERE’S IT FROM?
😱😱😱😱 O-H BABY LET’S GOOOOOOO
W THE WRIGHT BROTHERS FLYER ON IT BIRTHPLACE OF AVIATION LET’S GOOOOOOOO
i’m from ohio if you can’t tell
REMINDS YOU OF OWEN’S BOAT?
unfortunately me too mel..
mel is better than i am bc i would never climb a rope pregnant jfc
SAFE CODE WOOOOO
INDANA COIN WOO
but where’s the safe?
SPOTTED
ooooo hunting pistol
AND A WRENCH LET’S GO
this is all ao fucking gorgeous jesus christ
so many seraphites!!!
DUDES IN TRUCKS TO THE RESCUE
awe abby helping mel :(
alice wondering where mel’s going :(
oh optional dialogue??
omg they’re sharing count of monte cristo haha
SAM RIEGEL AND MATT MERCER AND TALIESIN JAFFE?!!!!
MARISHA RAY?!!!
LIAM O’BRIEN???
CRITICAL ROLE CAST ALL TOGETHER HERE EXCEPT FOR TRAVIS AND ASHLEY 🥹🥹❤️
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THERE’S 2 PEOPLE BY THE RADIO THAT SAY THE SCHOOL HAS GONE QUIET
IT’S ELLIE
THAT’S SO COOL
IT’S THE PS VITA GIRL
HER NAME’S WHITNEY AHHHH
HOTLINE MIAMI
“really hard.. really good too” HOTLINE MIAMI HAHAHA
they’re being sent to a hospital huh?👀
seeing how all of this shit connects is soooooo crazy
OH SHIT IT’S NORA
holy fuckin shit this is a lot of bodies
oh shit wait danny was posted w owen
abby’s WORRIED holy fuck
god laura bailey is so good
are we ever gonna fucking see isaac jesus christ
i keep finding notes and hearing aboutnisaac but never seeing that bastard
LETTER
sgt. foster?? like brian w foster?? hmmmm
SOUTH CAROLINA COINNN
god the way the people in these cages scramble and turn away when you walk up to them :(
oh shit i actually will see isaac
HE’S been doing all of this to people??? goddamn.
this guy’s got his parts cut off :(
these poor people jesus christ
bro he’s scary
lead the first wave???
they’re fully gonna kill ALL of them???
“when are he and danny getting back?” oh she’s good
and he sees right through the bullshit haha
the salt lake crew? interesting
owen shot danny?? to protect a seraphite?? hmmmmmmm
abby don’t be so quick to judge you’ll be doin the same goddamn thing
3 years earlier!!!
so this is the same year as the birthday flashback!
damn she got buff FAST then bc she’s still fairly lean on muscle here
abby what’s ur workout regime?? i want my arms to look like that
i also still don’t like owen
again, i LOVE laura bailey
UGH i love the music
this is gorgeous
this reminds me A LOT of the music that played while going through the robert section by the docks at the beginning of part 1
the way that they’ve never been to an aquarium lmao
WAIT abby going through the aquarium while ellie goes through the museum :(
THIS IS GORGEOUS
UUUGH just the thought of swimming in that fucking tank is triggering my thalassophobia
oh god it’s THE boat
awe there’s kid stuff :(
this is fucking awesome
i wanna go to the aquarium and zoo now
max’s place
i’m getting heavy ish vibes
does going in here progress the game?? i wanna go upstairs!
it’s fuckin locked anyway haha
is the family infected? i hope not that’d be hella sad
seeing her perspective on things makes it so obvious of why she wanted to go after joel. abby’s a lot like ellie at the beginning of left behind. how she defended fedra. and now abby’s doing the same.
owen sees it as a “how are we better than them?” and he’s kinda right
into max’s place!
hey owen legally i cannot go into this elevator shaft bc i have VERY BAD memories associated with it okay? okay
holy shit wait this is awesome
SEA LION
WITH SPOTS
“don’t be sorry. talk to me” okay that was kinda sweet
and how he tried to break the tension by joking
IT’S ABOUT JOEL???
UR THINKING ABOUT FINDING AND KILLING JOEL WHILE KISSING YOUR MAN??
HUH??
THAT’S why she got buff as hell. she wanted to make sure that he couldn’t overpower her
so that she could have the upper hand
goddamn.
cool sequence!
alright i’m gonna end here bc it’s fucking 6am lmao
i’m excited and scared to get more into this! there’s still A LOT of game left to get through though haha
i’m not sure when i’m gonna play next, hopefully soon!
#the last of us#tlou#the last of us spoilers#tlou spoilers#the last of us part ii#tlou part ii#the last of us part two#tlou part two#the last of us part ii spoilers#tlou part ii spoilers#the last of us part two spoilers#tlou part two spoilers#mads plays the last of us!🌿#mads plays the last of us part ii!🍃
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oh god anon, i- there's something i gotta tell ya. a few things, actually.
first off, homer is the what? original author? mate, there's a few things wrong with this. one, "author" implies homer knew how to read and write which he probably didn't. written language in greece arose during his lifetime. not when he was a little kid or anything nah, when he was an adult. he might've even been blind, that's actually a really common theory. homer's poetry was oral when he first composed it. he didn't spend days going over every line like virgil. he got up in front of a crowd of people and went "sing to me of the man, muse" but yknow in ancient greek. the second thing that's wrong with this is that the stories of the iliad and the odyssey came from likely generations of oral poetry. homer did not make these stories. yes, he made these epics but the stories are not his. homer IS a retelling.
also mate, have you seen this blog? or did you just stumble across one post and think you know everything? wolfy talks about the odyssey a lot. they post quotes from the epic. not from the original greek if that's what you're telling them to go read but, like, seriously?
sure, i agree that ignoring the greek and roman poetry about mythology and the gods when making opinions on them can be a bit flawed but, like, seriously. you don't need to do a ton of research into every little thing to enjoy it. and yeah, that does mean a lot of people are going to miss flaws of the characters from original myths (like how disney treats zeus like he's the judeochristian god) but that's gonna happen if there's retellings of things. and there will always be retellings of things like greek and roman mythology. we have homer because he was just a really damn good retelling. there's gonna be more damn good retellings and maybe they won't be completely accurate to the myth but that doesn't mean they won't be enjoyable.
i honestly just do find it kind of funny that you're mad at wolfy for not doing research (that they have done? they know their stuff) when it seems you haven't either.
I know Greek retellings are famous but please don't start judging a character based on a book that's not following on the original myth to fit modern standards.
Like circe has been too romanticised both in art and literature, people kinda forget she turned Odysseu's men into pigs and manipulated him to sleep with him in exchange for information.
That's not girlboss, that's gaslighting manipulative what's to like 😅
P.s read Homer's original books can't stress this enough like he is the original author.
But I'm not talking about a retelling? I'm assuming you mean Circe by mm? I'm talking about Circe from the Odyssey/telegony
When I say she's fine I mean I like her as much as I like someone like Poseidon, arguably nifty powers, not so nifty actions. Please don't assume I'm talking about retellings I haven't even read yet haha
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Can I request Chop top with a trans masc s/o coming out? I understand if not!
-cracks knuckles in preparation- oh you're just fine! been waiting to write for a fellow trans person :> i hope you enjoy!
Chop top x trans masc! S/O ; coming out
warnings: none
you and chop are both together in his room, taking in the scent of the new incense stuff he had ‘borrowed’ while out in town together. As relaxing as it was with the numerous pillows and blankets thrown about and the soft toned record that was playing about, it was far from quiet. Chop always seems to unintentionally drown the room with his voice; always talking and giving out stories both real and fake about his life and what has happened to him and his family though sometimes he might confuse a fake story for a real one..his memory isn't what it used to be yknow. While he was being his usual self, you figured a calm setting like this would be just the appropriate time to tell him what you had kept from him for the longest while. each time before you both had been interrupted somehow; whether it be an escapee, Drayton spouting bullshit or even Bubba just needing help with something the time never seemed to be quite right...but maybe this time is different. “..a-and that’s how m-my arm got stuck back on!” you were phasing out alot more than you thought, coming back to reality with Chop finishing another one of his stories, looking at you very enthused. “but enough about that,,come to think of it i-i think i told ya t-that story before...wait..” he furrows a brow before waving his hand away from him “eh a-all well! How’s your night g-goin sugar?” he says, plonking his head onto your shoulder, his legs fidgeting in place as he grabs onto one of your hands “oh it’s eh....fine!” “just f-fine?” he shuffles around a bit to be laying on his side, facing you. “well...I think I have something to tell you..” his hands start shaking a bit, he looks visibly confused “just..please dont hate me okay?” chop raises a brow and sits up “H-hate’cha? w-why’d i do a thing like that for? besides whatcha do anyways?” he looks around the room for a second and leans toward you “Did uh...d-did y-you scratch my Cher collection?” you burst out laughing “No! nothing like that silly” “O-oh, then w-well what could it be? I-it’s not like y-your hidin anythin’ from me!”he says, chuckling to himself. There’s a pause. His smile lowers and his brows furrow “O-oh..that is what it is..” you feel your face flush a bit and your eyes water..you sink into your corner and hold onto your knees “Wha-H-HEY! no need to start cryin! y-youre gonna make me cry! aw shit,,” he wobbles over and wraps his arms around you “i-im not mad at’cha! at least n-not yet? i dunno-” his gaze goes to yours and he splays a kiss onto your forehead, clumsily petting your head “Why dont’cha just tell me w-whats goin on..a-alright?” you nod, wiping tears from your eyes as he shuffles over to sit in front of you, holding your hands in his. you gulp and take a deep breath..here it goes. “Well, I've been meaning to tell you this even before we started dating actually. I might have not been fully truthful about who i am.” “Y-you're a spy?” you smile uncontrollably at his funny reply before shaking your head “No! no,,i might as well just say it.Chop I...I’m a guy.” “Oh! w-well why didnt’cha tell me before? A-all this time i’ve b-been callin’ ya this other name n’ callin ya my ‘girlfriend’ when youre m-my boyfriend! W-why did you say your name was [REDACTED] anyway?” you’re almost at the final stretch. all you have to do is tell him this and it’ll be done and hopefully, you thought, itll be fine. “because...i was born a girl. But im not one anymore...” He blinks, bewildered but he soon understands. “y-Y/N,,” he wraps his arms around you firmly and nuzzles into the crook of your neck, his fingers tightening into the shirt you're wearing“..B-babe ya dont gotta worry about that stuff with me!” “wait, you’re not mad??” he backs up a bit to face you “’course not! I-i’ve been at parades n such i’ve seen plenty of people just like ya! b-besides i aint got no right to judge ya for how ya live.” he laughs softly but you can tell he’s being sincere. “So..you still want to be with me?” “are you kiddin’ me? at first i thought ‘man i have the BEST and most gorgeous girlfriend ever’ and now i can say ‘MAN, i-i’ve got the most Handsome and a-amazin’ boyfriend ever’! s-see it still works! woAH-” he’s cut off by you tackling him with a tight hug, crying into his shirt from joy and relief. he pets your head and firmly holds onto you, positioning you both against the wall. “s-so...ya got a new n-name? I know my memory aint what it used’ta be but ill try my darndest to get it right!! s-same for pronouns n’ such!” He’s being super enthusiastic about it, thinking of more things to say to make you feel even more at ease “I-i could cut y-your hair for ya too! a-and i’ll try ‘borrowing’ some new clothes for ya if ya want me to O-oh!! or we could make em’!” he rambles on about all the new things you both can do and what he’ll bend over backwards to do so you’re happy. “O-oh im sorry i did’nt even hear for w-what your new name is! what w-would’cha like me to call ya?” “it’s.. Y/N now.” you smother your face into his chest with a huge grin ,your arms swing over his shoulders as holds you close “a-alrighty,,,Y/N it is.”
you spend the rest of the late night as you normally do, listening to your boyfriend ramble about all sorts of stuff, mainly how excited and happy he is for you and how happy he is knowing he has quote ‘the best boyfriend he could ask for’.
#i hope you like it!#ahhh this was so nice to write ;u;#feel free to send me more slasher x trans readers! i love writing for my fellow trans peeps#chop top x reader#chop top x male reader#chop top sawyer#slasher x reader#slasher fandom#slashers#tcm#texas chainsaw massacre#tcm 2
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Obey me! Headcanon: Tattoos
Which of the Obey Me Demons, Angels, or Humans have tattoos?
Lucifer
has one tattoo
its an upside down cross
bc of the DRAMA its gotta be somewhere like his left ribcage or something
symbolic of leaving the celestial realm
Satan, Diavolo, Mammon, Levi, and Luke have seen it
thinks of it fondly
Mammon
has the most of the brothers
he regrets quite a few of them
“lucifer” is on him somewhere
is thinking of forearm sleeves bc THEY’RE SO SEXY YA KNOW
his actual tattoos are on his back
its made up of a ton of designs from various artists
individually each tattoo is very pretty
altogether very messy
usually forgets they exist bc back pieces
Leviathan
does not have tattoos
What if Sucre Frenzy thinks he’s a thug at their meet’n’greet THEN WHAT
so absolutely no tattoos
once considered an ahegao tattoo but fainted at the idea
was the one to tell mammon’s artist to write “lucifer” on him
claimed it was empowering for mammon and in memory of their “dearest elder brother”
Satan
Also has 1 tattoo
its on his right ribcage bc yknow Lucifer’s opposite
the tattoo itself is a set of wings bc the DRAMA my god
would also consider a book passage or poem he really likes
it would probably be under his bicep
has to think long and hard before getting a tattoo
sometimes his tattoo reminds him to care for lucifer his brothers
Asmodeus
likes tiny tattoos
especially finger tattoos
he probably has a rose tattoo on his pinky
feels that larger tattoos take away from his beauty because others wouldn’t be able to enjoy the purest version of him
its actually bc he has commitment issues
definitely does brow and eyeliner tattoos
suggested the ahegao tattoo to levi
Beelzebub
doesn’t care all that much?
also timing would be an issue bc he definitely would not get it during Fangol season
a sentimental bitch
has thought about getting the number 8 in roman numerals on him
seems like an ankle tattoo kind of man
canon has tattoos in human form
they’re probably filipino tribal tattoos in his human form
Belphegor
definitely fell asleep during the appointment
Beel went with him
there’s exactly one tattoo of a lily on the back of his neck
puts his hand over it when he gets stressed
all his brothers know about this tattoo and why he got it
Mammon paid for it but the money came from Lucifer
Diavolo
oh bitch
if this man could be covered
he would be
thinks its funny how every human tattoo artist he visits will disappear before their artwork
all of his tattoos artists are incredibly charmed by him and make sure to make his tattoos thematically similar
tattoos only appear in his human form
black ink only
Barbatos
has never considered getting any but definitely appreciates them
likes mammon’s bc they’re intricate and complicated
its very human
really likes it when someone updates him on new tattoos
probably made a white girl pinterest board of his friends’ tattoos
Simeon
is confused when MC explains some humans treat others different bc of tattoos
but “tattoos aren’t a sin”
actually really fascinated by the history of tattoos
particularly interested in Maori tattoos
even likes “ugly” tattoos bc they mean something to someone
Solomon
just feels like a calf tattoo kinda guy
probably got spells tattood on him
its like howl’s bathtub water but skin
all of his tattoos are deeply personal
asmo and MC have seen some of the tattoos
likes his wrist tattoo the best
Luke
also doesn’t understand why some humans think tattoos are bad
one time mentioned Michael had a tattoo
Michael didn’t eat his food for two days
likes Belphie’s tattoo a lot
severely dislikes Lucfier’s and the way he came to see it
would not be opposed to going with MC to a brightly lit and clean dog friendly tattoo shop in the middle of the day
#obey me! shall we date?#obey me!#obey me headcanon#obey me demon brothers#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me solomon
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Steven Universe Gravity Falls AU
~Yknow what they say, if you run out of content, ya gotta make it yourself. This is a ? shot (I might continue or not who knows not me) please don’t ask for more I have 18 unfinished fanfics on this site.~
California was nice, Steven had to admit. The people were nice, the food was fantastic, and the weather was splendid. It reminded him a lot of Beach City. Though there were just so many people, and traveling north, Steven was beginning to long for something small and simple again.
Oregon was the perfect place for that, right?
“Ronaldo wants pictures of Bigfoot, and if anyone can find him, its you Steven.” Petey’s voice was faint on Steven’s phone speaker, tossed into the passenger seat as Steven blindly picked a highway exit.
“Sure Petey, but couldn’t Ronaldo just go to a circus?”
“Not big feet Steven,” Petey emphasized, “Bigfoot.”
“Saying it twice isn’t helping buddy.” Steven was half paying attention. He was focusing on the winding roads and the looming trees surrounding him. Deep, in the pit of Steven’s stomach, he felt something start to tug him toward one direction farther away from the highway. He wasn’t quite sure if it was a good or bad feeling yet.
“Forget it, I’m going to take a blurry photo of that mean Gem in the woods and say its Bigfoot.”
“Just don’t let Jasper catch you, she’s no joke when she’s angry.”
“I saw her ripping grass out of the ground I think I’ll be fine. Later dude.”
Steven heard a small click and smiled to himself. He’s happy to see how far the people of Beach City have come and how they’ve taken to the gems. He remembers when the Crystal Gems were once the outcasts of town that locals warned you to stay away from.
He looked up to see a welcome sign.
“Gravity falls. Well, that’s a funny name.”
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Steven wanted small and simple but he feels he may have overshot it.
This small town had exactly three attractions. A town museum that mentioned marrying woodpeckers (Steven couldn’t figure out if that was a normal human thing, like taxes and velcro), a small diner, and as one local described it ‘some tourist trap’ deep in the woods. It was a sticky summer day and the former two attractions didn’t have airconditioning. Steven gambled on the last stop in hopes of stretching his legs and maybe finding a source to the strange feeling in his gut. It had become much stronger since he entered this small town. Alluring, but nothing related to Gems as far as Steven could tell.
He parked in the nearly empty lot and stepped out. Jacket wrapped loosely around his hips, Steven made his way inside.
A girl that looked about 13 was petting a pig on the front porch. She was incredibly reflective, and depsite the heat wore a knitted bedazzled sweater that made her glow like a disco ball in the sun.
She looked Steven up and down as he approached, a wide smile taking up her face and Steven saw bright braces with colored bands.
“Hi!” She launched upwards, startling the pig away, “I’m Mabel, but you can call me anytime.” The girl winked and stuck out her hand, palm facing the floor.
Steven blinked.
“Mabel, stop scaring away the customers!” A gruff voice yelled through the screen door, and soon an older man stepped out in a suit, wearing a fez and eyepatch.
Immediately the old man squinted at Steven, sizing him up.
Stanley Pines knew this teen wasn’t local, but he wasn’t sure if he had any money. For all he knew he was another boy trying to hit on his giftshop cashier, Wendy.
Oh well, a customer is a customer.
“Come in, come in, and see our mystical and magical wonders!”
“Magical?” This could be it, Steven could figure out why this town has felt off. Maybe it was gem related after all.
Quickly this older man who had introduced himself as Mr. Mystery gave Steven a tour of what looked like failed taxidermy projects. Now Steven may have a lived a sheltered childhood, but he felt pretty confident there was no such thing as a Sashcrotch. And so far, nothing had felt magical or mysterious.
“That concludes our tour! Here is our mistifying giftshop and it’s purchasable wonders!”
“Right...” Well, at the very least he was able to spend some time in airconditioning.
There was a girl behind the desk in plaid that looked about Steven’s age, and just a half inch shorter than him. She looked bored, flipping through a magazine as a young boy that looked a lot like Mabel made googly eyes as he swept by the door.
Steven guessed there was no harm in asking around.
“Hi, I’m Steven.” He smiled easily, walking up to the register.
“No refunds, even if an exhibit bit you.” She sighed, peeking up before turning back to her magazine.
“Oh no, nothing bit me, I just wanted to know something.”
She looked up to get a better look at Steven and gave a small smirk.
“Sure, but only because I like your shirt. Mr. Universe merch, now that’s a deep cut.”
Unbeknownst to Steven, Dipper Pines would had been watching the exchange felt a twinge of uneasiness as this out of towner talked with Wendy.
“Have you ever seen anything strange or weird actually happen in this town?”
Wendy’s smile dropped.
“Why do you ask?” Her eyes flickered to Dipper, just for a moment, and that was all he needed to rush over.
“Excuse me sir, please buy something or exit the store.” Dipper spoke in the deepest voice he could muster.
Steven looked over with a questioning expression.
“Oh sure uh-“ He blindly reached for the wad of bills that his dad had given to him before he left. Steven pulled out a hundred dollar bill and put it on the counter. Wendy looked up baffled as Steven stuffed the other cash back in his wallet.
“Boy was I wrong about you kid!” Mr. Mystery, seemingly materializing out of nowhere, now bounded over. He had loosened his tie and lost the eyepatch which turned out he never needed.
“Whaddya wanna know? I’ll tell you everything. There’s gnomes in the woods you know-“
“Grunkle Stan!” Dipper protested loudly, dragging his Stan away and harshly whispering at him.
“Did you steal that money?” Wendy asked as Steven watched the pair whisper fight in the corner. He turned back to the girl and gave a sheepish smile.
“Uh no, my dad gave it to me before this roadtrip. He’s actually Mr. Universe.”
Wendy lit up.
“No freaking way! Your dad is Mr. Universe? I only got into him since he managed Sadie Killer and the Suspects and they always perform covers of his songs on tour, I can’t believe he’s your dad!” She rambled, stars in her eyes. Steven beamed, he loved when people praised his dad’s music. Greg really deserved it.
Steven learned Wendy’s name and they swapped stories back and forth, only interrupted as the girl from outside slowly rose from the behind the counter beaming.
“A cute musician that loves weird stuff, take me now.” She swooned. Steven blushed profusely, not used to the attention.
“Sorry, my girlfriend Connie probably wouldn’t like that very much.” He said gently. Mabel looked him up and down and pouted.
“I can wait, but not forever.” She warned, and winked, bounding to break apart her grunkle and Dipper, who are now whisper screaming with arms flailing.
“I wasn’t going to mention that Dorito shaped jerk! Just the normal stuff!”
“It’s dangerous! He could be a spy, or government, or another stack of gnomes!”
Steven raised an eyebrow and looked at Wendy. She chuckled and shrugged. Steven carefully approached them.
“He can hear everything you’re saying anyways so might as well tell him!” Mabel interrupted, nodding towards Steven as he came up.
“If it makes you feel any better, I’m definitely not government.” Steven technically didn’t exist at all. He never had a social security card and didn’t have a birth certificate.
Dipper only glared. Rich strangers with an interest in the paranormal didn’t come through gravity falls without some kind of agenda.
Steven hated the conflict he was starting. No information was worth this family fighting.
“Okay,” he surrendered, hands up, “I’ll just go. I’ll stick around town until tomorrow if you change your minds”
“Wait Steven-”
“Let him go Wendy,” Dipper glared as the boy in pink walked out, “We can’t trust him.”
“But I was going to ask for Sadie tickets...” Wendy groaned, defeated.
“There’s something weird about him.”
“Great!” Mabel beamed, “He’ll fit right in.”
~.~
Steven wasn’t crazy about sleeping in his car, but was seriously considering it after seeing the state of his motel room. It looked like it hadn’t been used in decades, a thin line of dust covering every surface. He was also pretty sure they didn’t even have free ice.
“Wish Pearl were here..” He mumbled, exhausted. He curled up on top of the covers, fully clothed, and let sleep take him.
Being Steven Universe however, meant rest was sure to allude the half alien.
Steven found himself in a dark space, fog all around him. Before a word could come out of his mouth he heard a fast, repetitive muttering.
“Stranger...Wendy looked pretty today..Can’t trust...Tell no one...Ford isn’t here..”
“What, the-” Steven quietly walked toward the source of dialogue, and saw the faded silhouette of the boy from the Mystery Shack. His back was turned to him, but Steven recognized the blue vest and mosquito bitten legs.
“I thought I was over the dream hopping.” Steven spoke a tad too loudly, starting the young boy - Dipper.
“What-” Dipper’s eyes grew wide in panic, and the boy fell back harshly.
“No, no, you can’t be in my head!”
“Wait, I’m not-” Steven tried to reassure him, stepping carefully towards the boy but Dipper let out a screech of terror, sweat gathering around his temples.
“Bill sent you didn’t he?! He’s not really gone- he’s going to hurt Mable again-” Dipper began to hyperventilate.
“Dipper please,” Steven took a step back, arms in the air in surrender.
“I-”
“I’m not going to hurt you I swear on the gems.” He placed a hand over his heart. “This is a total invasion of privacy but it’s something that happens when someone’s emotions are out of control-”
“How are you here?” Dipper demanded, scrambling to his feet. “Tell me what you are and what you want.”
“I’m just passing through!” Steven insisted, then lowered his tone to calm the younger boy. “I’m kinda of magnet for weird stuff. I just wanted to help in case anything was going on.”
“We deal with things just fine around here.” Dipper spat, then watched as Steven deflated. He seemed tired, like he hasn't slept well in a while.
“So what are you anyways? How can you be here?”
Steven winced, and laughed nervously. “It’s kind of a long story..”
Dipper raised and eyebrow and swept his arm around the void dramatically.
“You have until dawn.”
~
“I thought that was a conspiracy theory, it wasn’t even covered by major news outlets.” Dipper look exhausted, cross legged on the unseen floor as he ran his hands through his hair.
“I think Garnet is pretty persuasive when it comes to government and reporters. They all kinda fall in love with her.”
“She’s the one that’s really two aliens?”
Steven shook his head with a small smile. “It’s hard to explain but yes, I guess that comes close.”
“That’s actually insane. I’m insane, aren’t I?” Dipper stood up, leaving Steven on sitting next to an empty space. “It’s been too quiet around here and now I’m so desperate for weird, that I’m making it all up in my head.”
“I get that feeling.” Steven smiled without humor, “but no, this is real. I’ll prove it when you wake up.” Steven felt a shift, the fog in the void getting denser.
“Sooner than I thought, you’re an early riser huh?”
Dipper looked back at Steven, panicked. “You’ll come to the Shack again right? In just a bit?”
Steven smiled. “Promise.”
~
Dipper woke up to his sister braiding his hair. Mabel still had her pjs on, and a make up kit next to the bed. Dipper frowned, tasting strawberry shortcake.
“Stop testing party looks on me, Mabel.”
“Stop having my face structure and maybe I will.” She grinned, covered in blue glitter.
Dipper quickly washed up and got dressed for the day, feeling like he was anxiously waiting for something but not quite remembering what.
He felt like he had a strange dream last night...
He quickly remembered, choking on cereal as Steven walked into the shack right as it opened. Hair slightly frizzy from the heat and eyes strangely tired. Maybe dream hopping took energy that he anticipated.
“Steven!”
“Meal ticket!”
“Grunkle Stan.” Mabel chastised as Dipper rushed over to the older boy.
“Good morning everyone.”
Dipper stopped short, slightly hoping that everything he experienced wasn’t just his imagination. That everything exciting and weird and interesting wasn’t always trying to kill him, ruin his life, or steal his candy.
Steven looked tired, like he had been doing this much longer than Dipper, but he had still come out with enough energy to smile.
“Not insane?” Dipper asked hopefully, quietly. Steven snapped his attention from his Grunkle and Mable bickering down to the Dipper. He gave a reassuring smile, eyes quite serious.
“Not insane.”
#I feel like I made up a strange tension but please don't ship them THEYRE FOUND FAMILY#Steven universe#gravity falls#universe falls#???#what's the tag?#dipper pines#Mabel pines#grunkle stan#stan pines#bill cipher#this is something or maybe nothing idk people need to give me plot ideas#probably no plot just one shot series
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🌼 🌸 🌹 🍁 ~ rebeccaselfships
hey hey!! SURPRISE!! it’s me- Zack! I’m not in the main list and all, since I’ve been pretty busy with my own stuff, but I just wanted to have a shot at answerin some questions!!! so here’s a limited edition post from yours truly ;D
some of the others not on the main list this f/ovember may do this too, so keep an eye out!! anyway, let’s get to these questions!
🌼 - How would you describe your s/o’s personality?
the others talk about how alike we are- and in a way, I can see it :P! I’m a puppy, Cupid’s a puppy, so we’re both just bundles of energy!! he does have his more relaxed moments, but with me he just gets more energised. it’s super cute heh <333
hmm, what else.. he’s different around other people bcoz that’s just how he is, but you can tell when he’s comfortable around you!! he’s usually pretty quiet, but when he gets real talkative, that’s when you know ;D he can get real affectionate too, even when you’re just friends!! he’s the baby of his closest friend group, and it’s easy to see why- he can be a pretty clingy pup :P but he feels much better when other people take the first step- you gotta remember that if you wanna be friends with him.. but he’s been trying to move outside his comfort zone more, so he may come knocking at your door first instead!!
all in all, he’s really just a jittery puppy 🥰 or a bunny? he can be docile and independent like one, but he’s also energetic and clingy…. oh yeah! he’s been told before he’s 90% pup 10% bun, so there ya go! and 100% mine heh <333
🌸 - How did you meet your s/o?
I met him through Cloud!! they’re twin brothers, after all- it’s kinda funny how they’re complete opposites tho lol. I thought they were pretty similar when we first met though!! bcoz Cupid was shaking like a leaf n all and hiding behind Cloud- it was really cute, actually, but I also felt bad bcoz I thought I intimidated him :( Cloud thankfully told me that he’s just super shy around strangers, so I tried my best to get him to open up! honestly, I thought he was really cute from the moment I saw him- but I figured this time I shouldn’t go straight for flirting to make him comfortable hehehe…
🌹 - Tell us about a favorite date you’ve been on with your s/o.
oh, definitely our first date- we went to an arcade!! we were already best friends before we started dating, so it just felt really.. comfortable. of course, it was kinda awkward bcoz we still weren’t used to being each other’s boyfriends lol- but over time we realised that not much has really changed, other than the fact that we’re just a lot closer to each other ;P
ngl, I wanted to take him to somewhere fancy for our first date. yknow! somewhere nice in the city, with real good food and three kinds of forks and knives. but I guess we both knew by then that it was gonna drain our wallets and we’d feel outta place- so we just went to one of our favourite spots instead!!! we played games for practically the entire night. I won him a plush toy he still sleeps with (when I’m not home, of course), and we took photobooth pics that I keep with me on my phone case. it was definitely one of the best dates I’ve ever been on- being in love with your best friend is its own kinda special, yknow?? <3
🍁 - What’s your favorite outfit your s/o has worn?
Cupid wears the cutest outfits ever I swear to god my heart squeezes every time I look at him!! it’s unfair!!! >:T he likes to dress up and wear colourful clothes and I think it suits him and his personality perfectly <333 he loves wearing cute skirts and dresses too and he always looks so stunning ;;;;
but I also like it a lot when he wears my clothes- sweaters and hoodies that are too big on him and all. he’s pretty short ;D (he’s gonna whack me if he reads this lol) so seeing him drown in my clothes makes my heart do backflips <333
but yknow, I love anything he wears- Cupid really loves fashion, and he uses it to express himself and what he likes and who he is- so anything he wears looks stunning on him bcoz it’s true to who he is and how he sees himself!!! and he always looks beautiful <333333
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WHOO!!! woah, I think I talked a lot, didn’t I :P I really just pour my heart out when it comes to Cupid, can’t help it lol <333 this was real fun, so thanks Rebecca!!! Have a great day, alright?? :D
Cupid’s first love, signing out!!! <333
#f/ovember#f/o takeover#💘.mail#♡ you became my hero#we’re in an au whr nothing bad happened to him. HGKFJKDJ#i love him so much ma TTTTTT
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Top 10 fandoms go
Hmm, rating fandoms as a whole can be difficult, since ppl usu think of bad things first when they think of things memorable that have happened in fandom, and I'm no different in having that bias when I think about fandom. The squeakey wheel gets the grease and all! Instead of mentioning the fandoms themself, I'll ramble and will tell u my fav shows, games, movies, and books that I am technically a part of the fandoms of! Or, am adjacent to enjoying the stuff, dunno how involved, if at all, ya gotta be to call yourself a part of a fandom, or just, an enjoyer of the media in question.
These aren't in order of how much I like them, just top ten of each. As is obvious, I am a simple basic gal who's eternally a sucker for animation, happy endings, kids content, and to be completely honest, a lot of popular stuff. Opinions and personal taste, it's ok if ya completely disagree with me on anythin!
Movies:
1 The Iron Giant-Excellent writing, excellent humor, very moving. Watched it like 7 million times as a kid, have it memorized. Will never get sick of it!
2 Cats Don't Dance-So sweet, simple and darling, great music, characters, everything. I love sappy found family, love the animation, also have the whole movie memorized, not just the songs, everything, though Tell Me Lies is what I'm most likely to sing to myself
3 Kiki's Delivery Service-Good cheer me up movie, encouraging, delightful, timeless
4 Atlantis: The Lost Empire-One of the most quotable movies ever, every character is just so dynamic for what little screen time they get
5 Raggedy Ann and Andy:A Musical Adventure-So, so so cute and innocent, and some of the best animation you'll ever see
6 Steven Universe: The Movie-YES. JUST. YES. THE WHOLE SOUNDTRACK, ONNNNN LOOOOOP!!!
7 The Cat Returns-Funny as heck, uplifting and lighthearted
8 Howl's Moving Castle-Literally every good thing anybody's ever said about it, unexaggerated, I usu don't go for romances but Ghibli just does it right
9 How to Train Your Dragon-Clever, well paced, bangin music, fun, eye pleasing, technically better than the books, but man I wish they'd kept the original plot and made it a tv series
10 The Secret of Nimh-Gorgeous, well paced, whimsical, classic Don Bluth majesty.
11 Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders-Really fun, very nice dialog, feels more "real" than a lot of scooby contents dialog ever felt, without being crass, yknow? Like, they're still the same nerdy goody two shoes meddling kids, but at the same time, it's got that same smooth, natural feel only Zombie Island, Witch's Ghost, and Where's My Mummy really shared, typical friend group banter and well meaning teasing like Daphne sticking her nose up at Velmas taste in men, Crystal trying not to sound judgey (and failing) at Shaggys name being Norville. Cute, silly romance, good pacing, I'm totally not biased by nostalgia or anything no sir
Books (I haven't read book in awhile outside of school cause no attention span, so bare with me here, lots of nostalgia skewed choices
1 Holes-Literally perfect. Blessed with one pf the few ever actually good and accurate movie adaptations, but the books still better. Such astoundingly good writing. Got me emotional. The sequel Small Steps is great too
2 How to Train Your Dragon-The whole series tbh, amazing plot and characters, better than the movie series plot honestly, but no where near as funny, very clearly set to the humor of 3rd grade boys, some poo jokes and the like, not for everybody. I like kids content, lol, will forever mumble "I'm a jellyfish in a skirt" to myself
3 A Series of Unfortunate Events-Whole series, Quirky, clever, strange, sad. Exactly what you'd expect from the pen name Lemony Snicket. I love his random tangents nsskjcsjdj
4 Bunnicula-Whole series, but especially Bunicula Strikes Again, very funny, wholesome series, very quick read, can't recommend enough. My favorite book series ever.
5 The ABC Mysteries-Gonna call myself out here, only Agatha Christie book I've ever finished, I'd usu just watch the show with my parents, lol, which is also quite good. As clever as you'd expect from the great Hercule Poirot.
6 The Hobbit-Dad read it to me when I was very very teeny so it barely even counts, IM GONNA READ LOTR ONE DAY I PROMMY I JUST GOTTA GET MY BRAIN WORKIN THOSE BOOKS INTIMIDATE ME. What I do remember was quite nice though, love the ragtag group teasing Bilbo.
7 Do dogs in general count as a fandom? Lol, I love to peruse this giant Dog Encyclopedia I got when I was 10 at Christmas, gives dog biology, histoey, care,, and breed knowledge, lists every single breed and its possible colors, needs, size, past use, whether good with kids, etc. I love Labrodoodles. They never look real, even in person.
8 Howl's Moving Castle-Everyone is extremely sassy all the time, it's awesome
9 Redwall- Really immersive, transports you to a different world well, also read Mattimeo, always liked the birds, if the old timeyness or the 5000 sequels intimidate you I suggest the show, it's more relaxed dialogue wise but despite being a kids show, it doesn't skimp on the on screen(? dang memory) deaths, so be careful.
10 Bone-Full series, Graphic Novels, quick, thrilling reads, some ducktales vibes, a beautiful fantasy epic, but most memorable for the great humor and characters. The world might end but Smiley cannot be darned.
Games
1 Undertale-One of the most amazing subversions of not just video game storytelling, but storytelling, period. Your choices have a consequence in Undertale, and it makes the characters feel real in a way many games can't. All you take for granted as instinctual game logic will be called to question in Undertale. The concepts of family, forgiveness, choice, loyalty, identity, Undertale does not let you escape anything without making you think. Nothings wrong with more relaxed games where you can just thoughtlessly be a little evildoer without much consequence, or at least not consequences emotionally, but if that's the only kind of game you'll like, Undertale isn't for you.
As powerful as the games story is, and the tension that haunts you for replaying despite its immense replay ability, the game isn't too somber, it is very, very funny, and very hopeful, depending on how you play it. Love the puzzles, but beware if bullet hell games stress you out. Also, there are themes of suicide within the game, so trigger warning for that, and child death.
2 Wandersong.-A pure delight. One of the most happy, hopeful games you'll ever play. Brightly colored and lovingly made, like Wander Over Yonder, there's a new color pallete in each area. It's gorgeous to look at, and some of the most fun gameplay ever. A very forgiving game, doesn't ever send you back very far if you mess up, not a game to cause stress. The singing and dancing is endlessly fun, the love in the details is boundless, you'll never believe it was made by only three ppl.
Very good story too, it can get serious at times, with talk of war and death, but it never pulls down the sense of hope throughout the story. The game may seem simple at first, but the story has some very interesting twists I didn't see coming. Wonderful characters, wonderful songs, wonderful everything. You get to play a bard and save the world, what's not to like? You will spend ALOT hours just dinking around in this game, it's great.
3 Hollow Knight-On the opposite end of excellence, Hollow knight is almost Wandersongs mirror, equal in enjoyment imho, but opposite in every way. It also will also give you countless hours of entertainment, and is very emotional and wonderful, but in an extremely melancholy way. While there is joy here and there, this game is very dismal, and not to be played of you are not ready for many characters to get sad ends. It also is not very forgiving, you will need to be patient to beat this game, and very skilled to see extra story bits, or willing to just youtube some cutscenes, lol. Very good atmosphere, if Wandersong feels like a joyous pop up book bring to life, Hollow Knight feels like a beautiful collection of detailed oil paintings.
4 Smile for Me-Not too difficult, not very long, nice eclectic cast of characters, very adorable, with some sprinkled in sinister. Also I'm just so in love with how the characters talk. Not just the goofy sounds they make as they speak, but the bonkers things they say, everyone's weird and I love them.
5 Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky-The power of friendship man. It just never gets old. Very good writing, both in script in plot. A LOT of story too, lots of twists and turns, mysteries and revelations, and your only halfway done when the main story's done. Incredibly living, earnest story, really puts a smile on your face. The partner is the biggest sweetheart. Also, you get to be a pokemon!!! Heck yeah!!!
6 Wind Waker-Absolutely amazing, everyone knows it, lots of game play, amazing artstyle unique for a zelda game, with very expressive characters, good humor and countless side quests, your very own boat. A good time.
7 Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility-Nostalgia def coming in big time with this one, but it's just so cute man, you build rainbows ride ostriches and can get married and have 5 pets and go mining and buy a big ol rancher hat. Live off the land and say there there in a cutsey voice when you pet your cows. Makes me happy.
8 The Dog Island-Why does everyone always act so surprised that the plot of this game is so dang good?? People have been writing stories about animals dealing with the concept of death for forever, why does this one shock them? Besides, it is one of if not the most lighthearted stories on this list, you get to pick your dog breed and go on a magical adventure to save your sibling in an adorable fantasy world! Its very fun and laid back, it's got great music and characters, no gender locked items, and while sniffing will need to be done throughout the whole game, there are plenty of other game mechanics, fishing, bug catching, races, etc. Petasi is perfect in every way and we don't deserve em.
9 Portal 1 and 2-Duh! One of the best game series ever made! Despite the gloomy setting, it's not the kind of game to bring you down, Glados is the most character ever and you'll never get enough of her, great puzzles, great everything, the cake may be a lie but the hype isn't.
10 Celeste-A treasure that hits close to home to those with anxiety. A beautiful, emotional platformer game that may take you awhile, but is more than worth it. It's made perfectly for ppl with anxiety too, a very hard game at its default, but with all kinds of settings to make it easier so you don't have to be an epic gamer toplay it. Very touching, very good gameplay, homey 8 bit artstyle.
Tv shoes
1 Wander Over Yonder-My favorite show ever. EVER. The animation, the humor, the characters, there is nothing this show can do wrong. Elastic, smooth, rich movement, countless gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous backgrounds, color schemes, extremely creative background characters, complete goofballs for main characters, yet you get so attached to them, take them so seriously. And the show is constantly improving throughout! Craig McCracken being an animation beast, like always. Peepers needs anxiety meds.
2 Over The Garden Wall-Dare ya to find a flaw with this series. Dare ya. Dripping with atmosphere, gets you so in love with the cast in just 10 episodes, so many easter eggs and clever foreshadowing, Gravity Falls and Steven Universe levels of you can never watch it the same way twice. Stunning voice cast, hilarious, timeless, gorgeous, I recommend it to literally anyone and everyone. Woy is my fav, but Otgw is the best, if that makes sense? Wander is glorious, but attracts a specific audience, would not make people who don't like sillyness happy, and does make plenty of more recent references. Although it doesn't rely on them, they are often. Despite the countless cultural references such as Dantes Inferno and rubber hose and the like, Over the Garden Wall will never age.
3 Infinity Train-Insane levels of creativity, boundless opportunity in its amazing setting, and uses it to its fullest. An emotional rollercoaster, always keeping you on the edge of your train seat, amazing character designs, and even better writing. Not the funniest show on this list, but some of the most clever humor, if that makes sense. Wanders cancellation hurt a lot too, but that ending felt a lot more solid, while Infinity Train didn't leave on a cliffhanger, all the questions it left with drive me crazy, esp when Owen wanted 8 seasons. You should still watch it tho, each season can stand on its own, although the ways they connect are awesome, like that ever present darn cat. No, I shall not grace her with her The, cause even though she's amazing I'm mad at her.
4 OK K.O. Let's Be Heroes!-One of the funniest shows on this list, if not the funniest besides Wander and Gumball. Like Wander, it's very wholesome, like Gumball, it starts off just sweet, but gets way more unhinged as the series goes on, and the writers really start to realize what they can get away with, not in a dirty way, but in a, can we pull this insanity off in 11 minutes and not fry anyone's brain? Not as cynical as Gumball, just shares the memey fast paced meta humor. When a joke falls flat, which is rare, like Gravity Falls, you barely notice, cause a new better joke is already happening. Good story, good characters, the cancelation is sad, but doesn't leave you hanging or anything.
5 Sym-Bionic Titan-CANCELLATION VERY MUCH LEAVES YOU HANGING OR ANYTHING. Freaking amazing series, but get attached at your own risk, plot does NOT get resolved. Great action, characters, humor, typical awesome Genndy Tartakovsky extreme facial expressions, cute romance.
6 Gravity Falls-What can I say that hasn't already been said? Amazing characters, mystery, suspense, very rewatchable, all around loved. Had a lot more fat jokes in it than I remembered though, very disheartening.
7 The Amazing World of Gumball-Laugh your self silly humor, gets better as the series goes on, doesn't let the cynicism ruin the show or its surprisingly wholesome moments, endlessly creative and a treasure visually, right when you think there's no way they can break the 4th wall in a way they haven't already, they do, plot sneaks up on ya once in awhile. Like We Bare Bears, it's mini arcs, not a full length plot, you you can watch out of order, but I don't recommend it.
8 We Bare Bears-Charming and dear to my heart. Usually a good comfort show, but once in awhile feels come and punch you in the gut. Great characters, humor, nice rainy day show.
9 Ducktales-Francisco Angones, one of the main writers on Wander, has done it again, him and Matt Youngberg made a modern masterpiece, one of the most well rounded shows I've ever seen. No bad episodes. The writers are huge nerds for the old series and comics, esp the comics, and it shows! It's insane how many characters they're able to bring back without hurting the plot. So much happens, and it all fits so seamlessly. Constant nods to old duck artwork, a cohesive mixture of the entire Duckverse (marvel wishes), goof troop, dark wing, tailspin, the life and times of scrooge mcduck, Donald's diary, rescue rangers, gummi bears???? EVERYONE IS HERE!!!!! Amazing animation, quick, smart humor, superb plot, and as always, a great series puts its focus on its characters. Would suggest to anyone oddly enough, never strays too far into silly or serious to be for one group, like Gravity Falls or otgw.
10 and of course, as you saw coming if you've so much as glanced at my blog, STEVEN UNIVERSE!!!-Where do I even start. I can not begin to express how this show gets my emotions. How much I think about the characters every single day. Rebecca Sugar writes emotion like no one else. Everything feels so palpable, so close to your own heart, the characters are vastly interesting and complex, and the cast is just full of richly fascinating and morally grey characters, like, actually morally grey, not edgy anti hero who wants everyone to die and who's few connections are killed off for shock before you even got attached to them. Characters who's actions are understandable but not excused, characters who live a story full of hope, that declares you can break the cycle of abuse, you can find love, even for yourself.
This is gonna sound like a pretty darn crazy take, and just to remind, this is all opinions, it's okay if you disagree, but I think Steven Universe is the best written show out there besides Otgw. I mean it. The realistic writing of kids, the honest writing of trauma, the amazing pacing (which, anyone who's ever been ticked off by CNs stupid scheduling or doesn't like "filler" character development episodes will kick and scream at hearing given any praise), the natural, charming dialogue, down to the awkward pauses, dad jokes, soft humph of someone picking something up, leaves out no details that could keep you from feeling a part of Steven's Universe.
I think a lot of the hate the shows writing gets for anything other than season 5s ending (which would have felt a lot less rushed if CN let Rebecca have more seasons like they wanted, I'm still mad about the chest CN), comes from people equating not making them happy personally as written bad.
A lot of people suggest SU to friends applauding it as a space war drama, but they fail to mention its also very consistently a comedy. If you don't like comedy, if you don't like sillyness, you won't like su, I'm sorry. You can't just watch the plot episodes and feel satisfied, the characters development and drop fed foreshadowing is what makes the emotional and plot pivotal moments really hit. Episodes that seem filler besides character bonding to get you attached to them turn out to be VERY important later. A cherry picked Universe has no punch. If you don't like su season 1, it's nothing wrong with you or the show, it's just not your genre. The only problem with season 1 is Cat Fingers and Frybo being so close to the beginning of the show, quite the tonal whiplash.
I never understood people saying season 1 is bad but future is good, the whole show is an unapologetically weird lil comedy, future is the only season as crazy as season 1, as the show always follows Steven's mental state, and he's as lost as he was with his powers at s1. People don't realize it's not the humor thats the problem, the show just doesn't usually meet their preferred angst level. I hate the sentiment a shows only well written when it's sad. If you don't like sillyness, this show isn't for you, and that's fine! But if you do. Holy Moly. There will never be a show like Steven Universe. It has a depth I cannot describe, the only way you can fully take it in, is to watch.
#rambles#long post#woo mama i am extra rrambly today#revisited and edited this some cause holy typos batman!#prob still missed some lol. i forgor how to add a read more....
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obsetress: now i just want fanart of damvibecca at the gym
em: well. pitch it to me comrade ghostfucker
obsetress: idk that's about as far as i got i just reread that bit about vibecca in their matching gym outfits and my brain got stuck
em: hypothetically do u have a colour palette in mind bc i associate gym outfits w like. bright loud colours and
em: idk if it works w our earth sign queens
[em note: emily is a liar and did NOT draw fanart of damvibecca at the gym]
[em note 2: we have the gym art now [x] [x]]
obsetress: i was imagining like charcoals tbh, or jewel tones
obsetress: i could see them in like jewel tone purples or that jewel tone blue green color
obsetress: yeah viola jewel tones or blacks n charcoals
obsetress: becs pastels and camels but jewel tones at the gym
em: it’s about Matching
em: And Destroying Ur Ex (platonically)
obsetress: yeah
obsetress: viola's feeling particularly smug about it but then
obsetress: dani's in an old school tshirt and shorts and jamie's in............ one of dani's old school tshirts and shorts
em: YES
obsetress: not intentionally, she just grabbed whatever was there
obsetress: dani chirps "oh you two look so cute! baby look, they have a matched set"
obsetress: viola arches an eyebrow "and so do you, it seems" and dani laughs "not on purpose, jamie just grabbed whatever was on top in the drawer"
viola: you two... share... a wardrobe?
dani: yeah?
em: god cute
obsetress: cute n dumb
em: they can share nearly everything except pants
em: well. pants as a treat
em: haha pants
em: trousers
obsetress: also rly nice rly clean smooth funny juxtaposition in my brain of vibecca being the ones who intentionally match and damie the ones for whom it just accidentally happens
obsetress: hahahah pants
obsetress: they can share pants but................ should they
em: idk miss chapter 12 danis thighs jamies pyjamas
em: should they
obsetress: PLEASE
obsetress: that's exactly what i was referring to THANKS
obsetress: anyway
obsetress: rebecca just laughs
obsetress: viola huffs and bex is like "sorry, babe, but it is kind of funny"
em: dani jamie wearing like
obsetress: YEAH
obsetress: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
em: poor viola
obsetress: thinking about dani's ass in those
em: yeah....
em: violas huffing until jamies exercise flush lasts a little Too Long
obsetress: big blush jamie taylor
em: she’s still like ‘oi dani close ur mouth’ but then she
obsetress: yeah
obsetress: just ogling each other
obsetress: (they briefly pause to ogle vi and rebecca passing a medicine ball back and forth as they do squats and have to acknowledge that, yeah, they've all done alright by themselves)
em: funny montage of the gang doing exercise while surreptitiously taking Peaks
obsetress: omg all i want
obsetress:sometimes having friends as a lesbian means they're all your exes except one, who's your gf, and you're all checking each other out always anyway
em
And That’s Beautiful
obsetress
obsetress: dani: checking out viola's biceps, rebecca's abs
viola: checking out dani's thighs n ass
rebecca: minding her business
jamie: scowling n scrawny
obsetress:(n also checking out dani's thighs n ass, viola's biceps, and begrudgingly peeking at rebecca's abs)
obsetress: every other woman at the gym: checking out jamie, trying to figure out the entire dynamic here
are they a polycule? what
em: jamie probably like
em: maybe she gets really into running bc she just checks out and listens to her audiobooks but like
em: slow twitch vs fast twitch fibers so stays scrawny
obsetress: i can see that
obsetress: just gets on the treadmill and zones tf out
em: jamie ‘why don’t i have biceps’ taylor vs jamie ‘no u gotta lift w ur hips’ taylor
obsetress: she hates it but her psych told her it'll be good for her routine so you know she was like yes ma'am every day ma'am
em: cant believe safe lifting procedures screwed her over
em: ‘yes ma’am every day ma’am’ ur just Going for it arent ya anshdjdh
obsetress: sorry but don't tell me you can't hear it
obsetress: jamie's the person who takes notes in therapy
obsetress: jamie, in the locker room after their workout: do my biceps look bigger?
dani, patiently, already knowing where this is going: bigger than what, baby?
jamie: than yesterday
dani: mm, rome wasn't built in a day, you know
jamie: do they look bigger at all?
dani: well
em: i mean not to perceive her too much but mattresses scene indicates AE/jamie like. at least some muscle in the leg area
em: poor jamie
em: not playing to her strengths
obsetress: yeah she does
obsetress: i mean ae has toned af arms
obsetress: she's just wiry
em: how could i forget the benchpressing dog gif
obsetress: dani's like "jamie, baby, come do squats with me and vi" "m'good" "baby, c'mon, you'll like it" "don't wanna do squats" "it could be good for you" "don't wanna do squats with you two"
em: dani: you gotta like. eat more
jamie: i eat plenty
dani: no u graze all day and then u don’t eat dinner
obsetress: dani: five biscuits spread out across a day doesn't count as eating more
em: dani: protein jamie it’s abt protein
obsetress: dani: you need more protein, which is why i think some lentils would really––
em: jamie thinks protein shakes are Nasty
obsetress: jamie does think protein shakes are nasty but dani will make her a smoothie and sneak it in like she's a child
obsetress: viola and rebecca, with their matching monogrammed blender bottles, just staring
obsetress: becca's like "jamie, just drink it, really, it's fine"
obsetress: viola just does this haughty sniff at her and that's what finally gets jamie to start
em: jamie can deal w being a brat but the idea of viola having Anything over her drives her Insane
em: Drives Her Fuckign Nuts
obsetress: she hates it
obsetress: just the absolute fuckin worst
em: do u think dani ever like
em: like they REALLY need to clear out storage but it’s a boiling frog situation where it’s increased so gradually that
em: like jamie thinks it’s Fine storage is Clear Enough
em: it’s Not
em: danis like. should we invite rebecca and vi over
em: just be Idea of A Snide Viola Comment fills jamie w a burning rage
obsetress: oh my god
obsetress: i'm obsessed with this
obsetress: i would read a whole oneshot about this
em: eventually dani comes clean abt it n jamie thinks it’s v funny bc yknow; open and honest communication is a v important part of their dynamic
em: jamie: next time just tell me my storage looks like shite dani or i will be grumbling abt viola for a Week
obsetress: inevitably
obsetress: when they do have to come over to clean
obsetress: dani offers them takeout and wine ("step up from pizza and beer at least," jamie grumbles) and viola's like "jesus, dani, let's just go out to dinner. my treat"
obsetress: at dinner, viola's like "if you want more storage, i have some wonderful properties––"
obsetress: rebecca's mouthing "sorry" from next to her across the table
em: every time they go out rebecca takes vi aside n is like ok sweetheart so you promise you’re not gonna try convince them to sell the apartment again
em: and violas like (mock horror) of course i won’t. ye of little faith
em: and every time
em: every time she does
em: she’s tryna HELP
obsetress: she would too she'd be like
obsetress: "i'm just trying to HELP"
obsetress: "they're our FRIENDS"
em: i’m on a mission to figure out like
em: this is way way down the line
em: but i wanna believe eventually viola and jamie start to, at the v least, Tolerate each other
em: jamie might even be fond of the crazy bird but she’ll NEVER admit it
obsetress: god like vi's on business or some shit in like
obsetress: the UAE
obsetress: negotiating some Deal
obsetress: and so dani and jamie get dinner with just bex and they're driving home after and having a perfectly mundane conversation and then jamie's just blurting like
obsetress: "i think i miss vi"
em: she’s HORRIFIED
em: she tries to play it off as like um
em: she’s Too Comfortable
em: things are Too Boring
em: which is weird knowing everything we know abt jamie
em: but actually she just... maybe misses viola
em: danis like god i wish i was recording this
obsetress: jamie's passed out next to her at home later (it's ten pm) and dani's chattering happily away on the phone with vi (drinking a martini in her dubai hotel room at one am since, y'know, no bars) in bed right next to her
obsetress: "jamie, uh, said she misses you. i know. no, i KNOW. don't tell her i told you. yeah, yeah, you win, vi, we know. uh-huh. uh-huh. i'm gonna pretend you didn't just ask me that"
em: CUTE
em: u can’t lord it over her vi it’s a little secret
em: vi's like when have i EVER
em: she does
obsetress: once they're good again, dani and vi absolutely just. lose time (there's a metaphor in there) talking to each other still
em: this is wholesome tbh
em: i really like the damie stories where like
em: look it’s nice when damie have each other but it’s also nice when they have their own friends and stuff
em: dunno how to articulate that well
em: it’s a balance! it’s a balance
obsetress: yeah! exactly
obsetress: because that's part of the love n possession thing too yk
obsetress: not to say either of them would ever be like "no friends for you" but
obsetress: wanting to have a life outside of your partner yk
obsetress: they're meeting vi and rebecca for dinner after vi gets back and vi's just grinning and sweeping jamie into a hug "i heard you missed me"
em: she gets jamie a souvenir t-shirt
em: it’s too big
em: OR
em: child’s t-shirt
obsetress: (jamie sleeps in it that night)
obsetress: oh childs might be better
obsetress: she's like "you're a little scrawny, so..."
em: jamie sleeps in it.... soft bitch
em: she feels too much
obsetress: jamie taylor softest bitch
obsetress: dani watches her pull it on and raises an eyebrow and jamie's just like "wot"
em: jamies like (grumbles) i knew she was comin back i’m just
em: shouldn’t you be HAPPY about this development dani
em: ‘s’a gift... s’rude not t’....’
obsetress: YEAH
obsetress: dani just grins "mmhm"
em: it accidentally makes its way into jamies workout clothes pile
obsetress: oh my GOD oh my god
obsetress: viola's shit eating GRIN when jamie shows up at the gym in it
em: jamies like fok
em: mental maths tryna figure if she wants to just. work out in a sports bra
em: she Doesn’t
obsetress: she Doesn't!
obsetress: (she's shy)
em: god it’s one of those shirts that’s like
em: someone who loves me went to UAE and got me this t-shirt or something
obsetress: dani corners her in their empty row in the locker room "you could've just taken it off, you know" "dunno, not everyone needs to... see that, you know?" "i'd certainly like to see it" jamie rolls her eyes but she's grinning "you can see that any time" "well maybe i wanted to see it during my workout" "dani......."
em: jamies embarrassed bc of her gnarly farmers tan means her tummy is at least five shades lighter than the rest of her
em: crisp tan lines
obsetress: god jamie's farmers tan
em: once again i am bringing my tan lines jamie agenda
obsetress: dani loves jamies dumb farmers tan so much
obsetress: she giggles
obsetress: but it's the most loving giggle possible
em: and then when she gets into running...
em: god when i was rowing there were a couple ppl w like what i called a neapolitan icecream tan which is
em: gimme a second
obsetress: jamie gets all huffy when dani giggles at her tan but then dani's like "baby, no, i think it's cute" and jamie gives her a look and dani grins mischievously and ducks her head
obsetress: and then she's licking and kissing and nipping her way along jamie's dumb tan lines
em: there it is
obsetress: it was inevitable
em: so caught up in the joy of jamies dumb farmer tans i forgot abt her gnarly scar she keeps under wraps
em: baby
em: the most baby
obsetress: baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
em: jamie decides the only way to claim the stupid t-shirt as hers is to cut off the sleeves
em: it’s abt the ritual of the thing
obsetress: she shows up at the gym wearing it and
obsetress: that's viola's "oh no she's hot" moment
em: YEAH BABY
obsetress: literally just like
obsetress: world stops
obsetress: viola stares
em: jamie finally gets to do an exercise that shows off her sinewy manual labor grip forearms
em: viola’s probably just as horrified to find jamie hot as every time jamies like oh no
em: violas hot
em: and once again jamie CANNOT know she’s hot bc she will be insufferable
em: she will be the Worst
obsetress: viola's tugging rebecca aside "why didn't you tell me jamie was hot" "what?" viola waves a hand and rebecca just furrows her brow a little and is like "that's just... what she looks like, vi"
obsetress: viola corners dani next "why didn't you tell me jamie was hot" "i did" "oh. right" viola pauses, then "why didn't you make sure i was listening?" dani just gives her a look and walks away
obsetress: dflksdjfldaj god the way jamie and viola are. the same
obsetress: kind of incredibly, in the same ways dani and rebecca are the same
em: “hey baby, did viola seem different today? seemed off”
em: jamies like. is she mad at me. did i break another social taboo.
em: rebecca ‘jamie looks like jamie’ jessel vs dani ‘my gf is so hot i can’t stand it’ clayton
obsetress: "i tell you how hot she is at least three times a week, vi"
em: danis tryna goad her into making the damn shirt a crop top
em: jamies like yeah but isn’t that a step too far. i feel like i am destroying this shirt too much
em: she does it anyway
em: so jamies workout clothes are danis endless grey baggy school t-shirts and this one ugly souvenir shirt that like
em: psychological warfare and she doesn’t even know it
obsetress: i would........ like to see it
obsetress: also crop top jamie is one of my favorite jamies
obsetress: she is severely underrated
em: crop top jamie is
obsetress: and we do not talk about her enough
em: jamie wear More crop tops
obsetress: viola and rebecca in bed, in matching facemasks, after going to the gym post-epiphany that Jamie Is Hot
obsetress: viola: are dani and jamie hotter than us?
rebecca: what?
obsetress: and like
obsetress: viola is NOT insecure
obsetress: she is constantly confident that she's the most attractive woman in the room at any given moment, but
obsetress: she's just so staggered by this realization
em: some neutral third party (ms grose and mr sharma probably) are like well. u guys definitely have a little more of a scary thing going on
em: i’m imagining rebecca and viola at brunch w hannah and owen v seriously discussing this
em: viola brings it up and rebecca GROANS but then she gets invested in the convo
obsetress: GOD yeah
obsetress: she's leaning forward and gesturing with her fork "when you say 'scary'..........."
em: owens like scary is a compliment
em: hannah grose sips her tea knowingly
obsetress: rebecca just narrows her eyes at hannah grose and hannah raises her eyebrows and shrugs
em: after a week or so viola bursts into a room w stupid big sunglasses and a tray of take out coffees and she’s like Don’t You Worry Jamie I Have Concluded You’re Hot But I’m Not Threatened By It
em: jamies like sorry WHAT
em: you’ve been thinking about WHAT
em: viola leaves without ever following it up
obsetress: dani is entirely unfazed
obsetress: doesn't even blink
em: danis like neat she remembered the oat milk
em: everyone in this au is insane
obsetress: any lesbian in 2021 is insane
obsetress: par for the course
em: was gonna protest but
em: Yeah
obsetress: this lesbian meme account i follow on insta is doing “stop asking who’s the top and who’s the bottom. start asking...” posts
obsetress: and one of them is “start asking who’s baby and who’s fuck around and find out” and it just makes me chuckle
obsetress: jamie taylor baby
obsetress: viola lloyd also baby
em: dani is baby passing and jamie is fuck around faking
obsetress: oh my god that’s why that’s why i think we cracked it
obsetress: dani (fuck around) dated jamie (baby) and vi (baby)
obsetress: rebecca (fuck around) dated jamie (baby) and vi (baby)
obsetress: the reason they could never cross further even tho per the transitive property dani (so similar to vi) should be able to date beccs and jamie (so similar to beccs) should be able to date vi is because
obsetress: you can’t have two babies and two fuck arounds in a relationship together
em: oh of course. i see. i see
em: however in the rare rare crack ship of the ‘jamie viola hatefuck’ a similar phenomenon to ‘social anxiety mum friend ordering food’ instinct takes over and someone fucks around and finds out
em: this is just my unhinged jamie viola hatefuck bulkshit which is. it’s ironic ok it’s ironic it’s ironic it’s
em: ok one last thought bc i know it’s super late for u but
obsetress: omg i also have a last thought let’s trade
em: what if mikey is about isabels age n jamie ends up looking after him for one reason or another for a bit
em: and viola absolutely Dotes on him
obsetress: omg
obsetress: that’s what does it. jamie seeing viola w mikey
em: grumble grumble i guess she’s not that bad
em: except then she’s like god what if mikey likes her MORE than me
obsetress: “dani what if mikey gets one of those weird first crushes on vi”
obsetress: dani doesn’t even look up from the laundry “who hasn’t had a crush on vi”
obsetress: jamie’s like “mE” and dani just gives her the most withering look
em: danis like It’s Par For The Course Jamie
em: danis a teacher she’s like it happens don’t sweat it
em: anyway
em: what was. what was ur last little thought
obsetress: i was just thinking more about viola also baby and how also she’s been so privileged her whole life that sometimes there are just some things she can’t do for herself because she just doesn’t know how
obsetress: like she’s never had to learn
em: rebecca gets um
em: freeze dried coffee
em: nescafé
obsetress: but like
obsetress: rebecca genuinely loves taking care of vi for whatever reason (it’s because she loves her) when she really needs it but
obsetress: rebecca also takes no shit and is like “i’m not making the nescafé for you. you’re 36 years old, vi, you need to learn to do it for yourself”
obsetress: and she’ll stand there and watch her do it and then she makes vi do it at least three more times for posterity
obsetress: “i’ll make a plebeian of you yet, viola lloyd”
obsetress: (god only the two of them would think a line like that is funny)
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