#y litter…?

[xamaxenta]

ayo someone was CHUGGING it on the train LMAO bad flight i guess

[xochimillilili]

Desperately need to punish, yet reward a cute little puppy, give them what they deserve after being such a cute little tease towards me all day, finally coming home to use them like they were begging for

So don't get all whiny now my love, you were just being such a fucking tease all day, getting my cock throbbing at the sight of your gorgeous body. Only right for a cute slut like you to be treated and used~ Good precious boys like you are just made to be stripped and bent over~

What's that pup? You aren't ready yet? I'm not sure baby, your pretty cunt looks real drippy just from me slapping your throbbing clit. And I can tell that you got into your toys and stretched that cute little ass of yours to be ready for me to fuck. Seems you really were all needy for this all day you fucking preciously adorableee bitch in heat~

Awww, look at you~ My cute little puppy slut seems to have run out of big words, mmh? You're whining just like a little puppy should~ That's okay little one, you don't need words now, just relax and let me take care of you. You and I are just gonna have some extra fun before our usual evening cuddle n nap time my love. I know you've been waiting to be my precious cumslut fuck pet all day~

Let's see how fucking well you can take what you beg for then pup. That's it, good boy~ I'm so proud of you baby. I bet you'll become a shaking whimpering adorableee fucked out puppy soon enough. A pup can only only take so much pain and pleasure before getting all empty headed after all~

[magnoliasforyourmedic]

Reincarnation AU where the boys of Easy Company coincidentally all attend the same university, probably somewhere on the east coast where most are local to. And they start to reunite and such, as you do in a reincarnation fic.

And Gene could be a transfer student from a different university looking for a fresh start, perhaps even switching majors. But maybe Gene has some lingering ptsd from his past life once he got his memories back, so he’s got a service dog—a black Labrador Retriever with fur that couldn’t be more opposite from the snow of Bastogne.

Things were going pretty alright until suddenly his service dog is trying to help someone Gene’s never met before through a panic attack that had been triggered by the mere sight of Gene. And this could be any of the men of Easy Company, either someone who survived or someone who didn’t because you know for a fact that Doc Roe was the last thing some of those men saw before they passed.

Of course that’d probably be the cue for the reunions that form the literal backbone of reincarnation AUs.

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Also about rlgl au idk if you know anything about Miraculous(not like it matters but if you do, you understand all the stupidity of situation) but I just thought about y/n now wearing this stupid glasses with fake nose and mustache to cover themselves at work from boys and can't stop giggling

Hi! Xitsen<333 I am slowly (very slowly) working through asks

First of all yea thats the episode with the fake YMCA song dance party right? When i first watched that i lost my fucking mind!

But i cant imagine that going well for Y/N at all it would probably go something like this:

And then Sun would unmask them and immediatly recognize them as his cute neighbour

[pup-pee]

dont ask how old this is dont ask dont ask dont

yes they r talking about tim, sr r yyyyyy

transcript;

((i think its called that))

steph, is talking about tim; "this 1 is when i was crawling through his walls & saw him practicing tiktok dances in the mirror!

bernard; lol

yeah ik my comedy knows no bounds

honestly the sketch was cuter so here

[kinokoshoujoart]

oh one of the funny romeo traits is how bamboozled he is by his own odd behaviors. unlike rock who just goes “people’s emotions sure are complex huh” and sighs when others wordlessly run away from him, resigned to the impenetrable species barrier keeping him from understanding human behavior

natsume translated the DS line as “This is terrible. I’ve just gotta act casual.” which itself is really funny (as though he’s trying to maneuver through a crowd of people without letting them notice he spilled spaghetti everywhere or something) but

ダメダメ…。女の子にはふつうに接しなきゃ。

No, that was no good… I need to be normal around girls.

you don’t say

[lit3rallyll0yd]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 10000 likes!

WAIT-

HUH

I JUST WOKE UP AAAAHAUAGH

TYSM, THIS MAKES ME SOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPYYYY

[threnodians]

got my new boots in the mail today so that my feet will no longer be wet for a majority of my shift! ✨ should drastically improve my mood and my comfort for obvious reasons 😂 also i only have to walk four dogs instead of six and i only have to clean two rooms instead of three 🎉

[yeennqueenn]

thoughts on build a bears?

Yuh

[ask-zacharies-snackarie]

It's a lovely night...

[annmariethrush]

The way that Jared Padalecki must have fucking blacked out during The Trap. Motherfucker, I KNOW you said those lines about Dean dying while on a hunt. About how awful that would be. I KNOW YOU DID. And romance with Eileen? Arranged by god but you still wanted to pull the “I know that’s real” (destiel reference) ((also, the worst delivered line in the history of supernatural. I would have walked away too, Eileen knows Sam wouldn’t be that bad at ANYTHING that’s god’s interference still.)) literally anything from The Trap that Sam goes through should have Jared ready to break down doors over the travesty that is the finale.

[intolerable-sushi]

You know I never considered myself a lover of angst. But I just wrote an 1800 word (subject to change) wilford x reader angst fanfic. Is it good? Probably not. But hey, atleast I finished.

[warmpastries]

in a special hell as I’m 90% certain the dishwasher is (well,was) half-full of my dirty dishes when I awake to hear my roommate putting dishes away. I’ve had to tell them to not take my fucking dirty dishes out of the machine and put them away on my clean ones at LEAST *four* times (I think 5/6 if you include text?) and I am just beside myself at this point. Like I feel like I’m going insane, WHY do they keep doing this???? Do they like making me play “find the dirty dish” bc surely they know that just means I get to do ALL my dishes! On top of their dishes that I do bc they’ve been there all week and there is no longer enough room for me to do mine. To top it off I am the youngest in the house so like… 0 patience for it at this point

[flower-zombie-rob]

Wearing a low cut shirt is really like man i look good oh no a middle aged mans staring at my chest let me never wear this again

[dyslexic-mess]

Prince Harry's book reads like wattpad fanfiction and I think that's beautiful

[omgcatboi]

As a sometimes white passing person this is true 💁‍♂️ when I'm not mistaken as Asian or Latino I am treated much better and get away with being an autistic trans person much easier. ( This depends on if the people I am dealing with clock my Cajun identity, so it's not always. This is how I know the difference as I live based on the many ways others perceive me. )

So this also applies to those of us who are not white but are white passing even if we aren't mistaken as white often.

Also this post isn't saying " you face no oppressions at all if you are white and trans / woman/ queer / disabled. It's saying you would have it much worse if you were not white passing and to be aware of that before you try to speak to POC about their experiences as a queer, disabled, or who are also women.

Bc y'all do that a lot more than u realize and you say some tone deaf ass shit when you do. Which I'm sure is what triggered this post from op.

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.