#xena tv

[lesbianlovelife]

Xena valentine's ♡ pngs under the cut, free to use!

hearts made with cryptogram, image from vanityfair

More ship candy hearts

[green-ajah]

Xena: Warrior Princess (1995 - 2001) ⤷ Fave Episodes: S2 EP15 "A Day in the Life"

[cinematv]

XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995 - 2001) Season 1, Episode 3: Dreamworker

[nojillnolife]

[k-wame]

XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS · S6·E09 · 'RETURN OF THE VALKYRIE'

[lesbianlovelife]

Omg this gifset is brilliant and I don't even remember nor do I want to know what the original dialogue was!

What really happened … Featuring Horny!Xena and Jealous!Gabrielle

I’m losing sight of your plan, Xena. Are you going to flirt him to death?

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Fandom Classics

Ships that originate from media first created at least 2 decades ago but have stood the test of time and still have a dedicated fanbase. Feel free to vote regardless of which version you know of.

sorry misclickers for the long poll

poll idea by @ivywing ! Submit your own idea here.

[browsethestacks]

Xena

Art by Jenny Frison

[filmmakerdreamst]

Xena: Warrior Princess

Season one: the one where it goes from ‘f**k i’m gonna regret this’ to ‘f**k i love her’

Season two: the one where xena possesses a man’s body to kiss gabrielle through a magical spirit world don’t ask

Season three: the one where they have marriage problems

Season four: the one where they are soulmates forever and ever

Season five: the one where they become “mum and dad” to a female baby jesus

Season six: the one which confirms their 50 years of marriage and makes the network fume in a corner

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

One night at the Hotel, they're scrolling through HellFlix and Vaggie suddenly gasps.

Vaggie: NO FUCKING WAY! It's finally on here!

Charlie: What? You find a show you like?

Vaggie: Not just "like", this is the best show EVER! I've wanted to binge it with you for years!

Charlie: Oh, neat! So, what show is it? What's it about?

Vaggie: I got three words for you, babe. Xena. Warrior. Princess!

SHE WILL RULE IN HELL AT LAST! HER TV SHOW SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN THE HEARTS OF THE MOST DANGEROUS BEINGS IN HELL!!!!! there is just ONE worrying part to that though....

Charlie: "Wait, she kills the king of hell?"

Vaggie: "It's not a historically accurate show babe don't worry about it."

Charlie: "Still... now I'm picturing her murdering my dad. Not sure how to feel about it..."

Lucifer: (intensely eating popcorn behind them) "Well I'd feel GREAT about it!"

Charlie: "Wh- Dad!?"

Lucifer: "It would be an honor."

Charlie: "To be KILLED by her???"

Lucifer: "Of course! Look at her snarling war face! Look at her THIGHS-"

Charlie: "DAD!!!!!"

Vaggie: (sighing) "Wish I was king of hell so she'd murder me..."

Lucifer: "Poor Maggie." (pats her) "There there, maybe Xena- or Gabrielle might be better seeing as you've been cheering every time she comes on screen- maybe they'd agree to murder the princess consort of hell too?"

Vaggie: "I uhhhh- s-sir, me and Charlie, we're not-"

Lucifer: "Right yes of course! Future princess consort."

Vaggie: "Ffffffuture-?"

Charlie: "DAD HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT XENA!? YOU ARE STILL MARRIED TO MOM!"

Lucifer: "Ohhh Char-Char.... Lilith would be FIRST in line for death at the hands of this warrior princess lady and her gal pal. Especially if they used those amazing thighs of theirs to-"

Vaggie: "Sir, please don't finish that sentence and ruin the best show in all creation for my girlfriend by adding more family trauma."

Lucifer: "Whoops! Gosh am I saying too much now? Oh golly, my bad my bad, ha ha ha!"

Charlie: "...."

Vaggie: "Sweetie? Wanna switch the show off for a while?"

Charlie: "....actually, Vaggie..."

Vaggie: "?"

Charlie: "... D'you think we could get a Xena costume in your size?"

Lucifer: (jaw drops)

Vaggie: "Hhhhh... I- yeah, probably? I mean.... this is hell, and her outfit is mostly leather, so...."

Charlie: "Would you wanna wearrrrr it~?"

Lucifer: (drops popcorn)

Vaggie: "Do you even have to ask?"

Charlie: "Mmmm heheh- but I like setting a good example, and you know I loooove it when people ask~"

-THUD-

Charlie: "ohshitballsdickfuck- DAD-"

Vaggie: "Hostia!" 

Lucifer: "IM FINE! AHAHAHA"

Charlie: "Dad- dad im so SORRY i forgot you were here-!"

Lucifer: "NO NO I HEARD NOTHING AND AM A-O-KAYYY!!!!"

Charlie: "You fell face first onto your own cane! You're BLEEDING!"

Lucifer: "Everything is fine! Once I've been sick into this bag of popcorn i will be extra specially FINE and our little impromptu family tv night together is going SO SPLENDEDLY WELL, isn't it Maggie!?"

Vaggie: "Ajo y agua..."

Charlie: "VAGGIE HELP- THE BLOOD??"

Vaggie: (sighing) (smiling) (standing up)

Vaggie: "...I'll go get the first aid kit."

-silly bonus-

Niffty: (from under couch) "I'll trade you the first aid kit for a vile of his bloooooood~~"

Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer: (screaming and jumping on the couch and clinging to each other in terror)

Niffty: "Don't worry!" (giggles) "It's just for my Collection~"

Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer: (screaming LOUDER)

[stealthily]

everyone please watch xena: warrior princess

[green-ajah]

Xena: Warrior Princess (1995 - 2001) ⤷ Fave Episodes: S2 EP15 "A Day in the Life"

[dadobabie]

[nojillnolife]

[cha-mij]

Just to highlight how wonderfully unique Xena: Warrior Princess was.. In the first five minutes we've had Xena ride through a war ruined village, have flashbacks that she ordered it, give food to a child who's parents were killed in the conflict, and bury her armour and weapons. This weird guy was then immediately and comically introduced as a bad guy.

Then she fought him in what could be considered a shift, and introduced herself to the woman who would become the love of her life. She then snuck into a war camp led by an ex boyfriend with a silly haircut who recruited people into his band by having them SHOOT ARROWS AT HIM

About 10 minutes later she's fighting an INCREDIBLY whiny cyclops which she blinded years before. She wins in under a minute (after taunting him) by throwing her chakram at his belt and breaking it, which makes his trousers fall down, tripping him.

We are LESS THAN 15 minutes in. This show was WILD 😂