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*meanwhile at a Midwest meeting*
North Dakota: I have a question.
Illinois: Shoot.
North Dakota: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Ohio: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Nebraska: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.
Indiana: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Missouri: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Wisconsin: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Minnesota: Wisconsin is not allowed to talk anymore.
#wttt midwest#wttt north dakota#wttt illinois#wttt ohio#wttt nebraska#wttt indiana#wttt missouri#wttt wisconsin#wttt minnesota#wttt incorrect quotes#wttt#welcome to the table
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some midwest headcanons that refuse to leave my mind
ohio has two degrees, one in astrophysics and the other in aerospace engineering (his love for planes and space coming together in one degree)
the only times you'll see minnesota and indiana angry is when hockey or basketball are involved, respectively. the rest of the time they are unanimously considered to be the nicest and most peaceful midwestern states
minnesota can and will hold grudges, but it's very rare that he's obvious about it
indiana sometimes works as a car mechanic, but he loves to buy old cars and restore them before selling them again
wisconsin has a harley and is extremely proud of it
every year, minnesota and wisconsin go hunting together on the first day of hunting season, there is no hope of contacting either of them that entire first week
illinois is a closet theatre kid. he doesn't want to admit it out of fear of being called chicago even more than he already does
illinois has a personal vendetta against The Bean. the only joy he gets from that thing is calling it "The Bean" to piss off the artist
michigan is the go to driver when it comes to midwest events. not only is he the best driver out of the group, but he also refuses to get in a car if ohio, wisconsin, or illinois is driving
kansas has a dog called Toto because he unironically loves the wizard of oz. his favorite musical is, of course, wicked
kansas has a little farm with chickens, goats, a vegetable garden, and a sunflower garden and tries to live off the land as much as possible
michigan and wisconsin love to make the states outside of the midwest try to pronounce their city names
ohio is attracted to fire like, well, a moth to a flame. the same goes for fire to ohio. even when he has nothing to do with it, things just happen to spontaneously combust around him
#you can assume these are just always true in my fics lmao#if you guys like this i might make more#i think about these guys waaaaaaayyyy too much#wttt midwest#wttt#wttt michigan#wttt ohio#wttt indiana#wttt minnesota#wttt wisconsin#wttt illinois#wttt kansas#wttt headcanons
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Extra info: time for the wave of ope sorry
Video: The States React To Walking In On You Changing!
Status: Public
Link: The States React To Walking In On You Changing! - YouTube
Date Posted: August 23rd 2022
#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#daily screenshot#wttt ohio#wttt michigan#wttt minnesota#wttt illinois#wttt wisconsin#wttt iowa#wttt nebraska#wttt south dakota#wttt north dakota#wttt kansas#wttt missouri#missouri.exe has stopped working/j#guys unironically i've caught myself saying ope#curse you wttt/j
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Pov The Midwest bother mother (Minnesota)
Oklahoma just 🧍(idea from @northstarstate-loverboy )
#wttt#ben brainard#wttsh#welcome to the table#wttt minnesota#wttt michigan#wttt ohio#wttt indiana#wttt missouri#wttt wisconsin#wttt nebraska#wttt kansas#wttt north dakota#wttt south dakota#wttt illinois#wttt iowa
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Part 1
Happy New Years to all my followers, mutuals, friends, kids, and just anybody who took some time to show me love this year
I’m taking all of you into the new year with me and I love you all
#wttt#welcome to the table#ben brainard#wttt new york#wttt utah#wttt illinois#wttt south carolina#wttt wisconsin#wttt kentucky#wttt arizona#wttt tennessee#wttt alabama#wttt texas#wttt gov
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Florida: Chicago, are you friends with Sconnie?
Illinois: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it
#wttt#welcome to the table#wttt incorrect quotes#wttt florida#wttt illinois#wttt wisconsin#wttsh#welcome to the statehouse
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Midwest States on Twitter pt. 2
// ***the screenshots are mine, i made them but the quotes are obviously from twitter
This is part of a series!
Part One!
Part Three!
#wttt#welcome to the table#wttsh#welcome to the statehouse#wttt indiana#ben brainard#wttt midwest#wttt wisconsin#wttt iowa#wttt michigan#wttt ohio#wttt illinois#wttt missouri#wttt minnesota#wttt kansas#wttt nebraska#wttt south dakota#wttt north dakota#the sillies!!#i love them#holding the midwest part of this fandom on my back#💪💪💪
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Gov: I need all of the Midwest here
Florida: I got you.
Florida: What's up mothershuckers
The Midwest: My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall
The Midwest: Come down today and try some corn or we're gonna sacrifice your newborn
#ben brainard#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttt#wttt florida#wttt gov#wttt missouri#wttt illinois#wttt iowa#wttt indiana#wttt wisconsin#wttt nebraska#wttt ohio#wttt michigan#wttt minnesota#wttt north dakota#wttt south dakota#wttt kansas
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greg giving kitty coco a late b-day gift real ‼️🎁👉🐈⬛‼️
yall rly liked the cats omfg.... have more i have so many
first... im sorry california is an oriental... i must speak my truth this is the only cat he will ever ever be for me :( he is tall dumb and honks loud... he looks so polite though look at his BIGGGG EARSSS
typical new york behavior
real photo of a midwestern meeting (they r chilling)
#i say greg but... i just forgor and was busy yesterday but had an idea#but i like to pretend greg took all these. me when gregory the sound guy fosters 50 cats#californya... mew york... ough#reblogged#lune talks#wttt#wttsh#ben brainard#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#lune posts art#cat time!#wttt colorado#wttt new york#wttt wisconsin#wttt michigan#wttt illinois#wttt north dakota#wttt ohio#dont fucking look at norda's hat... it fought me. i did my best
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Great Lakes states definitely celebrate birthdays together. The also aren’t allowed to be rude to each other during these celebrations…and this is def how it goes
#wttt#ben brainard#welcome to the table#wttsh#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard edit#edit#wttt indiana#wttt illinois#wttt minnesota#wttt wisconsin#wttt ohio#wttt michigan#Michigan is def a cat mom#cat mom Michigan
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back to thinking about Gov making the regions intermingle, the Midwest and South was somehow the worst and best of all of them. What started off as Country Folk Shenanigans(TM) and a worrying amount of jello and/or cool whip based salads ended with a stand-off to see who was going to be impolite and leave first. They ended up having to send other states in to break it up.
#in fairness most of the Midwest states did do the “*slaps knee* welp-” and the Southern states just didn't get the cue#THEN it turned into a standoff#Florida knew EXACTLY what was going on but he lives for the drama#wttt midwest#wttt south#wttt Virginia#wttt west virginia#wttt kentucky#wttt tennessee#wttt north carolina#wttt south carolina#wttt georgia#wttt alabama#wttt mississippi#wttt louisiana#wttt arkansas#wttt texas#wttt oklahoma#wttt florida#wttt ohio#wttt indiana#wttt illinois#wttt missouri#wttt michigan#wttt iowa#wttt wisconsin#wttt minnesota#wttt kansas#wttt nebraska#wttt north dakota
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wttt midwest nickname headcanons bc i'm bored~
Indiana: totally fine being called indy, he thinks its a cute nickname
Wisconsin: likes being called sconnie, any other nickname he finds kind of strange but will not confront you about it
Minnesota: do not call him minnie unless you're indiana or wisconsin. he's not going to say anything directly but he will be very passive-aggressive about it. fine with being called soda(sota), finds other nicknames to be silly but won't say anything about it
Missouri: hated being called misery by the other states. loves any and all other nicknames
Illinois: do not call him illy if you value your organs or are indiana. neutral about ill, and will beat you up if you pronounce the 's' in his name
Ohio: desperately wants to be called O-H, no one will call him this
Michigan: most commonly called mich, all other nicknames are uncommon but he's not really bothered by any of them
Nebraska: has a few nicknames and finds them all to be fun. (nebby, braska, etc) just likes the recognition
Kansas: avid hater of nicknames, probably because he doesn't have any good ones. will correct people if they try to use a nickname
the Dakotas: honestly impressed if you manage to find a nickname that isn't being used by another state. when its just the midwest north and south are acceptable. typically called souda or norda by other states
Iowa: anytime someone tries to give him a nickname he questions their sanity, because his name is only four letters and he finds the obsession with nicknames to be ridiculous
#let me know your thoughts#this is a little silly goofy thing i had on my mind#ohio: PLEASE CALL ME OH PLEASE PLEASE PL-#other states: bro your name is literally four letters why#wttt#wttt midwest#wttt headcanons#wttt ohio#wttt michigan#wttt indiana#wttt illinois#wttt wisconsin#wttt minnesota#wttt south dakota#wttt north dakota#wttt missouri#wttt kansas#wttt iowa#wttt nebraska
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Video: Florida Man in SoCal: The Halloween Party
Status: Public
Link: Florida Man in SoCal: The Halloween Party (youtube.com)
Date Posted: November 5th 2022
#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#daily screenshot#wttt florida#wttt california#wttt gov#wttt louisiana#wttt nevada#wttt texas#wttt new york#wttt oregon#wttt washington#wttt colorado#wttt georgia#wttt wisconsin#wttt illinois#wttt vermont#nevadaaaaa/pos#floui moment/pos#i actually remember where i was when this came out#i was just getting over being sick#i love these skits outside of table meetings i wish ben would do them more but ik they probs take a long time and i can see why filming wtt#is probs easier than filming fmisc#i'm saying probably cus idk
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okay hear me out
illinois/california/new york
i feel like it has potential ^
but also also
illinois/wisconsin
i will not elaborate.
#wttt illinois#wttsh illinois#wttt wisconsin#wttsh wisconsin#wttt new york#wttsh new york#wttt california#wttsh california#wttt#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#wttsh#ben brainard
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WTTT as stuff I hear/seen at school pt. 3
Washington: Listen...I'm not gay....I'm just...elegantly fruity
Oregon:....
Oregon: So gay?
Washington: Basically
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West Virginia: THERES A HUGE, TALL BLACK MAN CHASING MEEEEEE
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Georgia: Alright lil bro, quit talking to me
Alabama: BRo-ll tideee
Georgia: You think you're so funny
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Hawaii: Lowkey nah but lowkey tho.. *does some gestures*
Florida: FOR REALLLL
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Ohio: Say the hard r rn
Minnesota: *says the n-word*
Ohio: your white...
Minnesota: And?
Michigan: Respect
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Texas: Number 6 is crazyyyy
Georgia: stfu
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Maryland: Pookie Wookie Dookie
Virginia: Yes Kitten?
Pennsylvania: Oh my fuckin' god...GO GET ON DISCORD
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*Illinois walking up happily to Wisconsin*
Illinois: Kys ^v^
*everyone bursting out with laughter*
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Vemont: Gov said we're having a pickle party if we pass this little quiz thing
Also Vermont: Ima go tickle everyone's pickle at this party
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*Wyoming casually eating his pickle*
*Florida and Louisiana literally sucking on the pickle in front of him*
Wyoming: YALL NASTY-
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Alaska: Okay so this might seem crazy what I'm bout to say....
CDC: What?
Alaska: I can't fit in that desk
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New Jersey:...why those fifth graders were kinda bad?
New York: Nah- you nastyyy
Maine: Nah it's true but....what about fourth graders
New York: Nah Nah Nah, ya'll tweaking now
Mass: Just think....Kindergartners
New York: WHAT THE HELL???????????????
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DC: Okay think, what does light do for you to see yourself in the mirror?
Mississippi: Absorb :D
DC: No-
Mississippi: Wait no.....diffract!
DC: No...'Sippi...no...
Mississippi: :[
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Missouri: Ima milk you
Kansas: Bet go ahead
Oklahoma: Get away from meeeee
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California: WELL I DONT MIND IF THE WORLD SPINS FASTER
Utah: THE MUSICS LOUDER- (Colorado: LOUDDD)
Montana: THE WAVES GET STRONGER (Wyoming: OHHHHHH)
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(No I'm not okay- save me from this place)
#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#wttt washington#wttt oregon#wttt west virginia#wttt georgia#wttt alabama#wttt hawaii#wttt florida#wttt minnesota#wttt michigan#wttt ohio#wttt texas#wttt maryland#wttt virginia#wttt pennsylvania#wttt wisconsin#wttt illinois#wttt vermont#wttt wyoming#wttt louisiana#wttt alaska#wttt cdc#wttt new jersey#wttt new york#wttt massachusetts#wttt maine#wttt dc
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it took me awhile to finish last eps edits but here's the last batch
#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#wttt florida#wttt massachusetts#wttt gov#wttt minnesota#wttt illinois#wttt wisconsin#wttt louisiana
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