#wttt wisconsin/illinois

[doueverwonder]

*meanwhile at a Midwest meeting*

North Dakota: I have a question.

Illinois: Shoot.

North Dakota: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Ohio: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Nebraska: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Indiana: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Missouri: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Wisconsin: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Minnesota: Wisconsin is not allowed to talk anymore.

[xechoecho88x]

some midwest headcanons that refuse to leave my mind

ohio has two degrees, one in astrophysics and the other in aerospace engineering (his love for planes and space coming together in one degree)

the only times you'll see minnesota and indiana angry is when hockey or basketball are involved, respectively. the rest of the time they are unanimously considered to be the nicest and most peaceful midwestern states

minnesota can and will hold grudges, but it's very rare that he's obvious about it

indiana sometimes works as a car mechanic, but he loves to buy old cars and restore them before selling them again

wisconsin has a harley and is extremely proud of it

every year, minnesota and wisconsin go hunting together on the first day of hunting season, there is no hope of contacting either of them that entire first week

illinois is a closet theatre kid. he doesn't want to admit it out of fear of being called chicago even more than he already does

illinois has a personal vendetta against The Bean. the only joy he gets from that thing is calling it "The Bean" to piss off the artist

michigan is the go to driver when it comes to midwest events. not only is he the best driver out of the group, but he also refuses to get in a car if ohio, wisconsin, or illinois is driving

kansas has a dog called Toto because he unironically loves the wizard of oz. his favorite musical is, of course, wicked

kansas has a little farm with chickens, goats, a vegetable garden, and a sunflower garden and tries to live off the land as much as possible

michigan and wisconsin love to make the states outside of the midwest try to pronounce their city names

ohio is attracted to fire like, well, a moth to a flame. the same goes for fire to ohio. even when he has nothing to do with it, things just happen to spontaneously combust around him

[daily-table21]

Extra info: time for the wave of ope sorry

Video: The States React To Walking In On You Changing!

Status: Public

Link: The States React To Walking In On You Changing! - YouTube

Date Posted: August 23rd 2022

[stateofbrock]

Pov The Midwest bother mother (Minnesota)

Oklahoma just 🧍(idea from @northstarstate-loverboy )

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Part 1

Happy New Years to all my followers, mutuals, friends, kids, and just anybody who took some time to show me love this year

I’m taking all of you into the new year with me and I love you all

[abcwordsurge]

Florida: Chicago, are you friends with Sconnie?

Illinois: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it

[evolutiononthebrain]

Midwest States on Twitter pt. 2

// ***the screenshots are mine, i made them but the quotes are obviously from twitter

This is part of a series!

Part One!

Part Three!

[louis--wifey]

Gov: I need all of the Midwest here

Florida: I got you.

Florida: What's up mothershuckers

The Midwest: My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

The Midwest: Come down today and try some corn or we're gonna sacrifice your newborn

[lunearobservatory]

greg giving kitty coco a late b-day gift real ‼️🎁👉🐈‍⬛‼️

yall rly liked the cats omfg.... have more i have so many

first... im sorry california is an oriental... i must speak my truth this is the only cat he will ever ever be for me :( he is tall dumb and honks loud... he looks so polite though look at his BIGGGG EARSSS

typical new york behavior

real photo of a midwestern meeting (they r chilling)

[mittenstroll]

Great Lakes states definitely celebrate birthdays together. The also aren’t allowed to be rude to each other during these celebrations…and this is def how it goes

[doueverwonder]

back to thinking about Gov making the regions intermingle, the Midwest and South was somehow the worst and best of all of them. What started off as Country Folk Shenanigans(TM) and a worrying amount of jello and/or cool whip based salads ended with a stand-off to see who was going to be impolite and leave first. They ended up having to send other states in to break it up.

[xechoecho88x]

wttt midwest nickname headcanons bc i'm bored~

Indiana: totally fine being called indy, he thinks its a cute nickname

Wisconsin: likes being called sconnie, any other nickname he finds kind of strange but will not confront you about it

Minnesota: do not call him minnie unless you're indiana or wisconsin. he's not going to say anything directly but he will be very passive-aggressive about it. fine with being called soda(sota), finds other nicknames to be silly but won't say anything about it

Missouri: hated being called misery by the other states. loves any and all other nicknames

Illinois: do not call him illy if you value your organs or are indiana. neutral about ill, and will beat you up if you pronounce the 's' in his name

Ohio: desperately wants to be called O-H, no one will call him this

Michigan: most commonly called mich, all other nicknames are uncommon but he's not really bothered by any of them

Nebraska: has a few nicknames and finds them all to be fun. (nebby, braska, etc) just likes the recognition

Kansas: avid hater of nicknames, probably because he doesn't have any good ones. will correct people if they try to use a nickname

the Dakotas: honestly impressed if you manage to find a nickname that isn't being used by another state. when its just the midwest north and south are acceptable. typically called souda or norda by other states

Iowa: anytime someone tries to give him a nickname he questions their sanity, because his name is only four letters and he finds the obsession with nicknames to be ridiculous

[daily-table21]

Video: Florida Man in SoCal: The Halloween Party

Status: Public

Link: Florida Man in SoCal: The Halloween Party (youtube.com)

Date Posted: November 5th 2022

[alaskashigh]

okay hear me out

illinois/california/new york

i feel like it has potential ^

but also also

illinois/wisconsin

i will not elaborate.

[asleepygeorgian]

WTTT as stuff I hear/seen at school pt. 3

Washington: Listen...I'm not gay....I'm just...elegantly fruity

Oregon:....

Oregon: So gay?

Washington: Basically

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West Virginia: THERES A HUGE, TALL BLACK MAN CHASING MEEEEEE

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Georgia: Alright lil bro, quit talking to me

Alabama: BRo-ll tideee

Georgia: You think you're so funny

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Hawaii: Lowkey nah but lowkey tho.. *does some gestures*

Florida: FOR REALLLL

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Ohio: Say the hard r rn

Minnesota: *says the n-word*

Ohio: your white...

Minnesota: And?

Michigan: Respect

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Texas: Number 6 is crazyyyy

Georgia: stfu

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Maryland: Pookie Wookie Dookie

Virginia: Yes Kitten?

Pennsylvania: Oh my fuckin' god...GO GET ON DISCORD

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*Illinois walking up happily to Wisconsin*

Illinois: Kys ^v^

*everyone bursting out with laughter*

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Vemont: Gov said we're having a pickle party if we pass this little quiz thing

Also Vermont: Ima go tickle everyone's pickle at this party

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*Wyoming casually eating his pickle*

*Florida and Louisiana literally sucking on the pickle in front of him*

Wyoming: YALL NASTY-

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Alaska: Okay so this might seem crazy what I'm bout to say....

CDC: What?

Alaska: I can't fit in that desk

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New Jersey:...why those fifth graders were kinda bad?

New York: Nah- you nastyyy

Maine: Nah it's true but....what about fourth graders

New York: Nah Nah Nah, ya'll tweaking now

Mass: Just think....Kindergartners

New York: WHAT THE HELL???????????????

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DC: Okay think, what does light do for you to see yourself in the mirror?

Mississippi: Absorb :D

DC: No-

Mississippi: Wait no.....diffract!

DC: No...'Sippi...no...

Mississippi: :[

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Missouri: Ima milk you

Kansas: Bet go ahead

Oklahoma: Get away from meeeee

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California: WELL I DONT MIND IF THE WORLD SPINS FASTER

Utah: THE MUSICS LOUDER- (Colorado: LOUDDD)

Montana: THE WAVES GET STRONGER (Wyoming: OHHHHHH)

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(No I'm not okay- save me from this place)

[fandomgeeknerd]

it took me awhile to finish last eps edits but here's the last batch