#wttt Jefferson

[mur-art]

I have seen what the darkness does

Say goodbye to who I was

I ain't never been away so long

Don't look back, them days are gone

Follow me into the endless night

I can bring your fears to life

Show me yours and I'll show you mine

Meet me in the woods tonight

—-

I was driving to work yesterday and this song came on. Anyway, it reminded me of Jefferson; and the perpetually angry cryptid forest creature that he is.

I made a whole post with my Jefferson HCs awhile back but now I can’t find it 😭😭. TL;DR he’s an angry, bitter loner who blames CA and the government for everything to avoid looking within and trying to identify and fix his own problems. Oh and he might actually literally be cursed by the ancient forest spirits, NBD.

Shoutout to @freshwolfhell for being my Jefferson HC muse/partner in crime.

His hat says “Bigfoot is real and I helped him commit tax fraud.” Because of course it does.

[mx-heinous]

So I Wanna Talk About Jefferson

If he ever shows up, I think he would be such a petty bitch cuz LOOK

He's like, if California and Oregon had a rebellious kid that absolutely hates their guts. Typical child of divorce. Keep in mind that this is his official flag, and it's practically screaming, "Hello, backstabbers :)"

California (begrudgingly) has main custody while Oregon gets weekends.

Just straight up declares himself the 49th state. The thing that gets me here is the fact that he literally just... seceded every Thursday. Ah yes, what a perfectly normal mundane activity to schedule.

Jefferson: Wha'd'ya mean I can't go to the meeting?! It's Thursday, so I'm a state!

California: Seceding weekly does not legally make you a state

Jefferson: I don't have to listen to you! You're not my dad >:(

And when they were going to vote on whether to make him a state, goddamn Pearl Harbor of all things happen.

[alaskashigh]

trans California wears a miku binder

[tacky-jack-with-a-hat]

Beach California headcannons:

• He doesn't appear much in the statehouse but when he does he's not as picked on as regular California bc he just doesn't get as riled up

• He interacts with Florida the most due to Florida man in SoCal

•He didn't and still doesn't understand why the rest of California was mad at him during covid and truly thinks he's never done anything wrong

• Lives solely on good vibes and vibes alone

• Ben has forgotten this guy exists and has never given him a name so when he fronts he chooses to sit out of table meetings in protest. This backfired because all of you have forgotten him too and if it wasn't for that post the other day I would have never remembered these hcs at all.

• Surfs a lot and almost started a war when he first met Florida and claimed he was "the better surfer". Gov tried to de-escalate the situation but almost made it worse.

• Instead he and Florida have annual surfing competitions with other states judging and Gov nervously supervising. It gets weirdly intense and they always end up cheating either by sabotage, vandalism, blackmail.

• One time Florida lost threw an alligator at him out of spite.

• Despite this they are pretty close friends as he's less judgemental than regular Cali and they occasionally smoke blunts together on one of their beaches.

• Is the version of Cali in the California girls song

• Florida had a minor crush on him during the surfer war due to how quickly he adapted to Florida's sabotage and matched his chaos

until he remembered that he was just California with a different shirt.

• He's literally just California succumbing to his himbo tendencies

[livesandlies]

Hamilton fanart in 2023 ,,,,, also random thing I did about the Alien Act for school

fun fact my teacher tried to steal my mini daveed from me

[elhayd]

Sometimes we all make bad choices. I’ll ignore yours if you ignore mine.

[lizardtheacorn]

thought you'd like the idea

Me and my partner are making a Hamilton×WTTT au :3 (mainly because hy loves wttt and I am very Hamilton fan)

So far we know that... Thomas Jefferson is Virginia because.. yes? :]

my two biggest hyperfixations !!! both !!!

“thought you’d like the idea” you thought right 💥

jefferson as virginia feels very ✅

also washington as gov seems very correct in my mind

[aceasadhd]

Because I dont care about cringe y'all going to hear my WTTT ABO Headcanons

Personifications are either A or O no inbetween

If you were a human beta before becoming a personification then congratulations on your new reproductive organs

California is the most Alpha of the Omegas and will fight anyone about anything except a week before his heat when he becomes the clingiest of koala bears often seen hanging off his Alphas Texas or Alaska

Austin and Jefferson County are California's and Texas's children and Anchorage is California's and Alaska's

Mississippi's (A) first words to CDC (O) were 'Marry Me' and despite them eventually getting married no one has let the state live it down

Florida (O) is Louie's (A) boy and will brag to anyone who well listen (and sone who won't) how great Louie is at taking care of him and what a great accomplice Louie is

Washington (O) has his Alphas (Oregon and Idaho) wrapped around his little finger and will often send them the same text and the same time to see who reacts quickest

Nevada (O) and Utah (A) used to be really close but now fight and hate how much they still need each other

Greg the Sound Guy is human (for now) and the States are taking bets as to which designation he would be if he turned (the most popular bet is Alpha to match Gov's Omega status so Gov will finally get a mate)

[mur-art]

Oooo, you have Jefferson hcs? I'd love to hear them if you're comfortable with that (not forced)

I definitely haven’t thought about this too much /s

TL;DR I feel like he’d be a great one-off character for the Table purely for comedic value. Dude is pathetic and his antics and attempts to convince others of his legitimate (totally legitimate, he swears) statehood would be hilarious.

Some art and HCs under the cut.

@freshwolfhell has lots of good Jeff HCs as well! A lot of these are the results of our discussions!

TW Discussion of weed (ofc) and other drugs

I forgot if I posted this one or not; again, credit to @freshwolfhell for inspiring this silly comic.

-As the comic above implies, Jeff is sometimes the definition of political “horseshoe theory”; coming to agree with certain progressive/liberal values not because he understands them or agrees with them, but for his own completely unhinged reasons.

-Dude smokes so much weed. He’s just constantly surrounded by a haze. He also struggles with addictions to some harder drugs.

-He’s a hardcore conspiracy theorist. There aren’t many conspiracy theories he DOESN’T believe in, even ones that seemingly contradict each other.

-He lives in an RV deep in the forest. The RV is covered in moss and hasn’t been moved in at least 20 years. It’s at the end of a dirt road that’s impassable when it rains. He rarely leaves, but when he does, he drives an old beat up Subaru with a hundred somewhat contradictory political bumper stickers.

-He managed to rig up a setup for TV and shitty internet, but he’s very much stuck in the past technology-wise. He still rents DVDs and listens to the radio. His favorite pastime is listening to true crime or conspiracy podcasts, and/or watching news stories about how much California sucks.

-He may or may not frequently get mistaken for some type of cryptid.

-He used to work in the logging industry and he feels a lot of resentment at California and the “environmentalists,” who, in his opinion, ruined his life by lobbying against the industry, leading to the downfall of so many of “his” towns and plunging him into poverty. He’s extremely bitter about this, as well as every other wrong (imagined or real) committed by California and Oregon against him. (Just like California) He keeps receipts. He writes down everything in a journal, and takes it with him everywhere.

-He lets his resentment and anger control him. Instead of trying to better his own situation or trying to get along with others, he places the blame for his own failures on everyone else.

-A lot of his resentment and anger is (perhaps misplaced) jealousy. Of California. Of the other cities and regions of California who have (in his mind) everything he never had. Of the other states, who are recognized as such and the honor that brings. Of course he’d never admit this.

-He’s convinced in his own mind that he’s a real state, and has been for decades, and that everyone else is actively conspiring to hide that fact.

-In an attempt to to gain support, he’s gone to the other “misfits” in the nation like Puerto Rico, Hawai’i, and Maryland. Each attempt has backfired spectacularly, as he’s not exactly culturally or racially aware, and ended up saying some offensive shit to them.

-He tries to call both California and Oregon every Thursday to remind them that he’s a state, but they’ve long since blocked him on every form of communication. So he’s gone back to writing letters. They’re long-winded, filled with spelling errors, and list (in great detail) every grievance that Jeff has with both of them. He never gets a response, but he continues to send them.

-He also writes letters to various other California and Oregon cities— nasty, threatening letters if he hates them (San Francisco) or vague attempts to make friends if he likes/admires them (Bakersfield).

-He has a whole ass arsenal of guns. He is absolutely NOT a responsible gun owner. He should probably not be trusted with any type of weapon, not even a kitchen knife.

-He’s a self-proclaimed “survivalist.” He knows how to forage for food and he does eat a lot of wild blackberries and fish he caught himself. However, all the ramen and candy he eats on a regular basis might be hard to find during the apocalypse…

In conclusion, he (not California, as he claims) is his own worst enemy. He lets his legitimate feelings of betrayal and isolation burn out of control and rule his life. He’s lonely and bitter and he’s constantly seeking the kind of validation he never receives.

Also, here’s a playlist for this asshole. Mostly just vibes.

[mx-heinous]

My favorite backwoods conspiracist nut job. When was the last time he slept? No one knows. Is he smoking a blunt right now? Absolutely. Will he ever stop bugging California at random times of the day? Probably not.

[mur-art]

Between Cal and Oregon, who do you think Jefferson has more issues about?

I rewatched a few clips, and Cal seemed to talk about him more, but in an, "Oh yeah, that guy... yikes" way while Oregon was slightly (?) more chill about Jeff's existence. But like, they both acknowledge that Jeff weighs them down, so I don't know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I definitely think he personally has more issues with California! I think that for folks that share his mindset, California has become a convenient scapegoat that represents all the stuff they’re “supposed” to hate. Oregon (as a whole, besides Portland) gets it a bit, but not nearly as much. Character-wise, California is definitely more vocal and opinionated and thus would make Jefferson more consistently annoyed. I see Jefferson as representing the people in California who feel that their interests aren’t represented by the state gov in Sacramento for whatever reason, and then subsequently take their valid concerns too far into the realm of extremism.

[mx-heinous]

California: Sooooo, Gov, there's this thing I've wanted to ask you abou–

Gov: No.

California: Come on, why not?!

Gov: For the last time, NO. You are not getting split into smaller states! It's impractical, and you've already asked me 220 times! And what did I say then?

California: *sighs* You said no... But! Here me out!

Gov: NO.

California: *pouts* >:(

[lizardtheacorn]

hi, I’m Lizard

pronouns ~ she/he/they (basically any)

genderqueer

sexuality ~ bisexual

favorite color ~ green

fandoms ~ wttt, Hamilton, Dream Smp, Helluva boss

favorite characters ~ Coast Guard, Jefferson, Eret, Stolas

I take requests (won’t do helluva boss art because I suck at drawing them)

that’s it, hope you like the blog :))