#wtnv leann hart

[lesbianmothman3000]

Happy Wednesday, here’s which Welcome to Night Vale characters I could beat it a fight (excluding any and all supernatural abilities)

I would not win a fight against Cecil Palmer. I could beat Carlos in a fight and then I would feel really bad about it. Leanne Hart would put a hatchet through my chest and kill me. I feel like I could probably take Michelle because she has the vibes of someone who can't really put her money where her mouth is- I might walk away with a chunk of hair missing, but I’d win. I could never square up against Dana she’d stare me down until I combusted on the spot like a car bomb.

[flock-of-feral-plague-doctors]

Day two of the challenge! I wanted to draw Leann Hart because of course I'm gonna draw Leann Hart with that big axe, except I could only sort of remember what she looks like, so it's only sort of Leann Hart, but it's close enough. She's big and bulky from all of those hatchets she throws at news bloggers. I maybe a little bit ran out of room to draw her feet, but I got most of the pose at least.

-Cecil [He/They/Void]

[mississpissi]

we know babygirl

[annabelle--cane]

yknow what here's some more wtnv as avatars

beholding: dr lubelle

stranger: carlos

extinction: huntokar (sorry babygirl)

vast: dark planet of awesome size lit by no sun

end: lee marvin

corruption: kevin

desolation: hiram mcdaniels

dark: city council

spiral: cecil

hunt: tamika flynn

desolation: faceless old woman

slaughter: leann hart

lonely: radio jupiter

leaves me with flesh and web, which is weird because I usually find it very easy to assign web characters, but no one particularly strikes me as a liar or a schemer. edit: and buried, I also don't have buried.

[wormsdyke]

attendants of the night vale live show i am attending i am trusting you to be so cool so chill so allied to neurodivergent people bc i will be stimming uncontrollably

[nebulations]

The true personality test: Which of the endings to WTNV 133: Are You Sure? do you think is the best/most plausible ending?

[wtnvcrossword]

WTNV - Ep 179 - First Snow

Across

2. Mr. Lennox taught which grade?

4. The new Night Vale tourism board ad campaign slogan was “Night Vale: It Snows Here Now I ___.”

11. What brand of indelible marker pens sponsored Cecil’s show?

13. Martin McCaffry only knew how to draw a caricature of which former US President as a peanut farmer?

15. The Sheriff’s Secret Police successfully suppressed what craft uprising?

16. Trish Hidge taught what kind of lessons at the Winter Festival? (Three words)

18. Who discovered the source of the snow?

19. At the Winter Festival, Josh Crayton took the shape of a what kind of team so he could pull some of the kids around? (Two words)

20. Which body part did Mr. Lennox wag as he went into the snow?

Down

1. What objects did the writer of the first letter in the “Hey There, Cecil” segment have too many of?

3. What event in Mission Grove Park got out of hand? (Three words)

5. The new Night Vale tourism board ad campaign featured what anthropomorphic icy sculpture melting in the intense desert heat?

6. What company sponsored the Winter Festival? (Two words)

7. The writer of the second letter in the “Hey There, Cecil” segment signed their letter with what moniker from Old Town? (Two words)

8. The snow was actually what?

9. The writer of the third letter in the “Hey There, Cecil” segment was trying to re-establish what kind of business?

10. Cecil claimed his body is 90% ___, 5% water, and 5% “assorted”.

12. Where did Trish Hidge once take a trip? (Two words)

14. The source of the “snow” was a gigantic bonfire of what started by Leann Hart?

17. How did the snow taste?

[wtnv-episode-details]

'The Drawbridge' (Episode 6)

'The city faces extensive delays in the revitalization of the Old Town Drawbridge. Plus, time for another pledge drive, changes afoot at the Night Vale Daily Journal, and good news for radio controlled airplane hobbyists!'

[September 01, 2012]

Introduction:

"Rabbits are not what they seem to be. Welcome to Night Vale." (Cecil Baldwin)

News Headlines:

Night Vale Municipal Utility Department Investigating Power Outages

Old Town Drawbridge Revitalization Delayed

Annual Pledge Drive For Night Vale Radio Station

Night Vale Daily Journal Replaces 'Print Edition' With New 'Imagination Edition'

Night Vale Fire Department To Face Sheriff's Secret Police in Annual Softball Showdown

"There Is No Digital, Staticky Him Coming from the Dog Park", Mayor Winchell Announces

[Sponsorship: Long, soft moan]

Highway Patrol Denies Reports Of A Stalled Car On the Eastern Expressway

Weekly Horoscope

Unidentifiable Black Metallic Trees Cleared For New Strip Mall and Parking Lot Development

City Council Increases Drawbridge Project Budget

Steve Carlsberg Taken by Sheriff's Secret Police

Night Vale Radio Station Raises Over $45,000

Weather: 'Aye' by Dio

Proverb:

"Lost? Confused? Lacking direction? Need to find a purpose in your life?" (Meg Bashwiner)

Mentioned Characters:

Cecil Palmer

Angels (Erika)

Steve Carlsberg (First Mention)

Leann Hart

Mayor Pamela Winchell (First Mention)

Juanita Jefferson (First Mention)

Juanita Jefferson's Lawyer (First Mention)

President Molina (First Mention)

Mentioned Groups:

Night Vale Municipal Utility Department (First Mention)

WZZZ (First Mention)

City Council

Night Vale Daily Journal

Night Vale Fire Department (First Mention)

Sheriff's Secret Police

Indonesian Militia (First Mention)

Make-a-Wish Foundation (First Mention)

Highway Patrol (First Mention)

Night Vale Or Nothing Organization (First Mention)

Mentioned Locations:

Old Town Drawbridge (First Mention)

Night Vale Radio Station

Guatemala (First Mention)

Abandoned Gas Station (First Mention)

Oxford St. (First Mention)

Night Vale High Memorial Stadium (First Mention)

Dog Park

Eastern Expressway (First Mention)

Route 800

Public Library

Strip Mall (First Mention)

Night Vale Airport (First Mention)

Night Vale General Hospital (First Mention)

Pinkberry (First Mention)

Clock Tower (First Mention)

Desert Bluffs

Written By: Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor

Music: Disparition

Voice Actors:

Cecil Baldwin

[kindcolors]

consider: night vale craigslist

YES IVE MADE MY ROOMMATE LISTEN TO MY THOUGHTS ON THIS Steve keeps getting scammed but he hopes eventually he won’t because 35ths time a charm and Abby is so worried

[kevin--of-desert-bluffs]

WTNV quick rundown - 133 - Are you sure?

Read the rest here!

Featuring the voice of Dylan Marron as Carlos the scientist.

Is this the first time you’ve heard me say this? Are you sure? Welcome to Night Vale.

Is this the first time you're reading this post? Are you sure?

NV is once again experienced space-time anomalies. This time, events are suddenly repeating themselves but with slight changes. There are multiple endings to this episode, which you hear depends if I remember correctly, on where it is you listen to the episode.

It seems connected to a mysterious figure in a black satin mask. The repeats seem to follow this figure wherever they go. This includes Cecil just saying different events for Monday during the community calender section and Carlos' air being both long and short.

The mask figure appears in Cecil's radio booth and reveals themselves. The ending, as mentions, has a number of possibilities.

Ending 1: It is Telly the Barber, who has been trying to fix the awful haircut he gave Carlos which ruined his life. Carlos says he has nothing to be ashamed of because he, Carlos, liked the haircut and that's all that matters. He invites Telly to come back to town and Telly agrees.

Ending 2: It's Earl Harlan. Earl has a terrible time making choices between things. Any kind of choices, between any two or more things. He briefly mentions how he feels like he didn't do something at some point because he thought he could do it later and holds regret over it. He took to wearing a mask so nobody would recognise him and ask him to choose things. Cecil assures him it's fine and kind of cool that he can't make choices and this pacifies Earl into leaving and seemingly fixing things.

Ending 3: It's Leann Hart, who has been time travelling to manufacter stories so she can sell more papers. Except people aren't buying negative stories any more, which means she plans to stop. Instead she'll be making up nonexistent issues for people to get mad about.

Weather from Caged Animals' new album Escape Artist

Carlos has a 'casual home lab coat' that he hates to be seen in as he only uses it for bed and doing the dishes.

Earl canonically has 'dark eyes'.

During the timeline changes the Ralphs became a Vons and I, an non-USAmerican have no idea what that is and if it's a joke beyond just changing to another store but it feels like a joke.

Proverb: "How do I love thee? Let me tally up all the points I’ve assigned to your personal value with respect to my needs." - Telly version

Proverb: "This one weird trick doesn’t seem to have any real purpose. But maybe give it a try anyway." — Earl version

Proverb: "True change starts with the person in the mirror. He’s standing far behind you, barely visible. He’s really going to change things." — Leann version

Is this the first time you're reading this post? Are you sure?

[meowm1x]

leann: you just hate capitalism, you socialist!

cecil:

[moonstone-fanchild]

Is anyone else aware that there are 3 versions of "Are you sure?" I just learned this from my friend who heard the Telly version, while I heard the Leann one

[mississpissi]

leanne hart u could mug me so the night vale daily journal can stay afloat. i’m still free tomorrow btw.

anyways leanne hart u could do whatever u wanted to me with that hatchet. i’m free tomorrow btw

[theglowiestcloud]

y’all okay I got the Telly/Carlos ending originally (on the apple podcast app), and then I deleted and redownloaded it and now all I’m getting is Leann Hart??? @finknor idk how you did it but 

[spacechild-glitchypix]

And I thought Bedtime Story was pretty good but fuck, I didn’t expect much from the next episode but holy shit. Are there just the 3 endings? Will there be more? Also, Earl Harlan is an anxious mess and I wanna hug him, poor guy is trying so hard

[italwaysflinchesfirst]

They were flinty, 

tall,

with inscriptions depicting each of the five Ws of Journalism

(What? What! What!? What. Why?).