#nvcr

[vineyl]

You know your girl had to do it.

they match my mug 🤩

[screamingsilentlyintothevoid]

"But the absolute best way to cheat, and doctors hate this one weird trick, is to join congress."

- Cecil G Palmer, ep 220 - Radio Jupiter

[anxiously-going]

So I'm binging Welcome to Night Vale because there's a live show next month and I'm on A Story About Them. And it starts off with, "This is a story about them, says the man on the radio. And you are concerned because this was not a story you were ever supposed to hear." at which point YouTube decided it needed to buffer which was very special kind of jumpscare with what's been going on with NVCR and Strex Corp.

[fagsex]

Happy birthdaayyy!!!!!!

:D ! thank you 🧁🧁🧁

[fmarkets]

Novocure Limited Reports Higher Losses but Modest Revenue Growth in Latest Financial Results https://csimarket.com/stocks/news.php?code=NVCR&date=2024-02-22165804&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[heycerulean]

THE HAUL including: - lighter holder (for CANDLESSSSS) - TrInKeT eYe - NO wheat or wheat byproducts - NVCR sign :))))

[stgroversfire]

bro why is the wtnv tag just giving me porn help

[jiangpigeon023]

[flying-fangirls]

Do y'all think Arthur would survive as an NVCR intern?

[vineyl]

sitting here, scrolling through tumblr… drinking tea out of my Nightvale Community radio mug…

[screamingsilentlyintothevoid]

"It'll work out eventually. Maybe not well, but all situations do end somehow."

- Cecil G Palmer, ep 205 - The Moon Is Gone

[blackoutbugza]

head archivist:

if you’re a head archivist at the magnus institute then you better make sure that you have a tough stomach. each statement you read aloud you will be basically possessed until you finish reading it. yes, there are intensely vile descriptions in each of the statements. no, you can’t break free. don’t try. you’ll hurt yourself. you also may find that you can’t quit your job and nor will you be fired. you may be marked by the beholding later on (if not already) and slowly lose your humanity. it’s your choice whether or not to sacrifice yourself… or others. the fate of humanity depends on you, and they have no idea.

NVCR intern:

good luck! you’re going to need it. this job doesn’t only involve getting your boss his lunch and making sure the coffee machine isn’t broken, it also involves constantly running away from giant monsters beyond your comprehension on the daily making 9 bucks an hour. god forbid you become one of those monsters (which is more common than you may think), because your fellow interns may be forced to make a bloodthirsty turn on you. you most likely won’t last more than a week — a month or two if you’re really lucky. you can quit at any time, but be careful when taking it up with station management. it’s a cruel and nasty creature.

[fagsex]

10 and 14 for the music asks ^^

10:A song that makes you sad

LOL

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

IVE GENUINELY THOUGHT ABT THIS BEFORE i am horribly cheesy and horrible.

ask meme

[keplerscove]

Oh I feel that, I'd be doing the same if I drove a car instead of my moped !

I clean for a university at night, so I feel like working alone in that massive building adds to the vibes, you know?

i've been listening to WTNV again for the first time in around 6 years, i feel like it's time to finally catch up on what i've missed.

[seealandraw]

commission for @nvcr of his rook and taash!

[kerink]

i cant sleep so i wanna talk about the different ways i conceptualize cecil's age. to me there are 3 domains i consider: chronological, physical, and functional

for his chronological age, we know cecil was a teenager in 1745 making him more than 279 years old. this one's pretty straight forward.

for his physical age we have to do some math. i've broken it down in greater detail before, but the tldr of that post is that (in my estimation) cecil physically ages 4-8 years for every 49 years he's alive. given how much wtnv likes a 1:10 ratio, i'd actually be willing to bet my math in the original post is close but wrong and cecil ages at a 1:10 rate. if cecil was at least 15 in 1745, and if he was stuck at 19 for at most 100 years, that would make him around 33 physically.

cecil's functional age i've never seen talked about and i haven't had a lot of chances to talk about before, so this was the main motivator for this post. cecil isn't just a man, he is The Voice. and since huntokar found night vale after it was founded and didn't break time until 1983, we can assume there was something supernatural about cecil before her involvement.

leonard burton was host of nvcr for "an uncountable number of years" and cecil has said he didn't recall anyone being host before him.

cecil interned under him from at least 1745 until ww2, likely after pearl harbor (1941) since cecil stated america was involved in the war at that time. so cecil interned for ~179 years and has been hosting for ~83 years

it's unclear when leonard died, i've detailed the murky timeline on his wiki page, but cecil had been hosting for between 38-60 years when he did. when leonard died he was crossing the street outside of nvcr, which i interpret this to mean leonard was still involved even after he retired, likely continuing his mentor role informally or else helping cecil as a consultant.

no matter how long cecil had been hosting, 38-60 years is a drop in the bucket compared to "an uncountable number of years." cecil as The Voice was still very new, functionally very young, when leonard died.

this continues the theme of cecil's life: that he's abandoned too young and before he's ready. i read cecil's lack of on-air professionalism to be a reflection of that; just like how he struggled and lashed out and acted up after his mother left he's doing the same thing on the radio. he didn't have anyone to show him any better. we aren't seeing cecil the 279 year old immortal or cecil the 33 year old man, we're seeing The Voice who is still only a child