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#no like fr#wtf is this chokehold that they have on me#merlin#bbc merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#king arthur#merlin bbc
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A Reverse-Robin Wingfic / To Brace Upon Benign Feathers
It starts kinda crack-ish, but then gets kinda emotional-y towards the end ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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"TIM!"
He jerked awake, blinking at the ceiling in confusion as his brain slowly registered where he was.
"Tim!" the voice came again, followed by a body slamming into his chest.
"Oomf!" Tim grunted as the air was violently knocked out of his chest. With a tight expression, he reached up and carded a hand through his brother's hair, "Morning, Dick."
"Hi!" the newest addition to the family chirped brightly, his sapphire eyes glowing as bright as a 200,000 lumens flashlight. Brighter than the sun, even. The blue reminds him of Kon and the alien's blue eyes that looked like a wolf-rayet star.
"What time is it?" Tim mumbled, wincing as the five-year-old crawled over him, digging his knee into Tim's kidney and accidentally stepping on his wing.
"It's time for you to get your a- butt in gear and move," Jason called from the door. “Damian’s making breakfast, so Duke asked us to come and wake you.”
Tim groaned, dropping his head back until it banged loudly against the headboard. Maybe if he hit his head hard enough, he could go back to sleep.
Dick cheered when he spotted Jason, the Ficher's Lovebird's bright red-yellow-green wings flaring out as he launched himself at the teen.
Jason grunted as Dick slammed into him but managed to keep his grip steady.
"Hurry up and get ready," Jason said. The cardinal shifted, folding his bright crimson wings against his back as Dick tucked his face into Jason's neck, "B said he's gonna take up to the zoo."
"Zoo! I wanna go to the zoo!" Dick's head shot up as he clutched Jason's shirt.
"I know, Dickie," Jason rolled his eyes fondly, "that's why we're going."
"Okay!" the fledgling chirped, "Tim!"
"Yes?" He lifted his head from the pillow with a slow and tired blink. What he'd give to have Kon here right now.
"Get! Up!" Dick demanded. Jason, the traitor, just laughed. "Or else I'll tell Dami to come get you!"
The falcon hummed, waiting until his brothers disappeared from the doorframe before flipping over and shoving his face back into the pillow.
Everything ached, his back especially, and it wasn't because of Kon, okay, Jason? Tim had been fighting Killer Croc last night, and that bastard got lucky and slammed Tim against a brick wall. His right arm was a huge-ass bruise, and he was not excited to get up.
Maybe if he pretended to be dead, Damian would leave him be...
Who is he kidding? If the harpy eagle was willing to drag a pit-crazed Tim from the brink of suicide, then he was more than willing to dunk Tim in the pits.
Just as he was about to doze off, there was a knock on the doorframe.
"What?" Tim -whined- groaned, not bothering to lift his head from the pillow.
"Hey, Ducky," an amused voice called.
He pouted, turning his head to glare balefully at Duke. The mourning dove smiles, lifting a brow in amusement. Traitor.
"Leave me alone, Duke," Tim grumbled, thankful that Alfred had all the pillows and sheets in Tim's room reinforced since the last time he had a Pit-episode... It had been a whole thing...
Duke raised another eyebrow, mimicking Alfred's patented Disappointed Stare™ quite successfully. Tim doesn't doubt that, at this point, Duke could get even Damian to bend to his will.
And just like Alfred's own stares, Tim, frustratingly, folded under pressure.
For fuck's sake- he was supposed to Wraith, the dead spirit of the Bat's second Shadow revived and out to hunt ne'er do wells as well as the Bats themselves- his goddamn reputation!
"What reputation, Tim?" Duke laughed before strolling over and yanking the covers off of him.
God, Tim hates it when he says things out loud. A side effect of being locked away by Ra's in an attempt to break his spirit or whatever.
He grumbled as Duke hauled him up and out of bed. Annoyingly, the Lazarus pits healed his shitty eyes, that one scar he got from following Shadow around, and the gash in his throat, but not his fucking height. Instead, Tim has to be stuck in this measly five-foot-seven-inch body, while Duke, Bruce, and Damian all got to be fucking six-foot-plus behemoths.
A shake snapped Tim out of his misery.
"Did you even hear what I said?" Duke asked incredulously.
"No," Tim huffed, "I was distracted and decided not to listen to your stupid voice saying stupid stuff."
"Says that one in air jail," Duke replied smugly. Shit, he's right. That fucker. "Tim, I can practically hear you cussing me out. Keep doing this, and I'll have Bruce and Damian hide your coffees and Red Bulls."
"W-"
"And your monsters."
Tim gasped, "You wouldn't dare."
"Try me. Now go get ready. We leave in an hour, and you don't even have a shirt on, Tim."
"It's a fashion choice," he hissed, "you wouldn't understand because you're stupid!"
Duke sighed, plopping Tim onto the floor. He wasn't even surprised when the falcon went boneless, turning into a limp pile of loose limbs and angry hissing, "You're such a child, Ducky."
"This is because I'm gay, isn't it!" Tim demanded, snapping to his feet and flaring out his wings, "This is homophobia!"
"Of course, it is," Duke drily responded before he turned and made for the door, "I'll send Damian up in ten minutes. If you haven't gotten ready by then, I'm allowing him to dress you however he likes."
Duke closed the door gently, but he might as well have slammed it from how ruffled it left him.
Honestly, the gall! How has he, Wraith, Ra's desired heir to the fucking Damon's Fang, fallen so far from his formidable glory?
Nevertheless, Tim forced himself to get ready. He brushed his teeth and washed his face- even "Serial Killers" need clear skin, but was killing fifteen of Black Mask's and the Joker's most trusted really considered killing? Bruce was just overreacting!- and then threw on a short-sleeved shirt, hoodie over that, washed-out ripped jeans, and called it a day.
Tim groaned, desperately craving coffee, caffeine, or something to stave off the complete and utter exhaustion pooling in his head. This was terrible, horrible, and a vile thing to do.
"Timothy," Damian said from where he stood at the table, a plate held in the eagle's hands. He was wearing a bright pink apron covered with flour, and Jason was behind him, wearing a matching pink apron and holding a plate, too. "You finally decided to show your face and detach yourself from that hovel."
"If you want, I could always go back to my so-called Hovel," Tim tilted his head in a challenge.
"Tt," Damian scoffed before sliding a plate to Tim's spot, "Seeing as you have already decided to show your face, and Richard somehow tolerates you, it would be more efficient if you remain here."
Dick was already seated with a glass of strawberry milk, and his pancakes were half-finished and absolutely drowning in maple syrup. Bruce was directly across from Dick, and his pancakes were far more respectable with butter, syrup, bacon, and a cup of coffee. Duke was beside Dick, and he had a plate with fresh fruit, powdered sugar, and a glass of orange juice. Alfred sat at the head of the table with his English breakfast, tea, and a proud smile. Cass was next to Bruce with a bowl of fruit, orange juice, toast, and multiple slices of stolen bacon.
Hesitantly, Tim sat down at the end of the table as Jason rushed over to fill the empty chair between Tim and Duke. Damian, the bull-headed son of a bitch -that bitch being Bruce, because Tim would never call Talia a bitch- decided the best seat wasn't going to be next to Cass, but instead the seat directly in front of Tim. Not in front of Jason, but in front of Tim.
Instead of confronting his feelings like a well-adjusted member of society should, Tim decided the best course of action was to examine his plate of pancakes.
It had fudge drizzled over the top, dusted lightly with powdered sugar, and freshly diced strawberries were placed like a crown with their leaves carefully removed and tossed in a barely noticeable syrup. There was a small bowl of strawberry-lemon zest jam on the edge of Tim's plate, and he could tell that whoever positioned it was diligent. Not a single speck of powdered sugar got onto the outside of the tiny bowl...
Every part of this plate looked like it had been prepared in a five-star restaurant. What more was that this was exactly the same kind of pancakes Damian would make for him as an apology back when Tim was Shadow...
Suddenly, his eyes were beginning to sting, and Tim could feel Damian's stare carve holes into the top of his head. And then, Damian slid over a cup of steaming coffee, and just by looking at it, he knew Damian had made it the way Tim loved.
It was a declaration, an apology, and a promise all wrapped in a simple breakfast…
He took a deep breath and cut into his pancakes, forcing himself to hold back tears as his family chattered around him.
Even after everything that has happened, his flock still accepted him.
Even after everything, Tim was still loved.
#tim drake#batman#dick grayson#fanfic#jason todd#damian wayne#batfamily#bruce wayne#reverse robins#wings#wing fic#crack fic#and angst#this was supposed to be short#but then it ran away from me#god#this au has me in a chokehold#i already have the story planned out like wtf#pls ask me stuff#i am frothing at the mouth#I literally want to strangle this fic and throttle them#my pookies <3#timkon#but its only a smidgeon of timkon#idk if it counts#shrug emoji#i wrote this at like 1 am#i might post this on ao3 some time in the future#Fic: to brace upon benign feathers
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#like the chokehold they have on me#I’m fangirling#atsv gwen#atsv miles#miles x gwen#gwiles#ghostflower#I literally love them wtf#atsv memes
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This pride month made my brain get maxley rot
#maxley#max x bradley#NO BUT SERIOUSLY#WHERE DID THIS COME FROM#I just found out about it today#AND I AM OBSESSED#the extremely goofy movie#max goof#bradley uppercrust iii#like#what#I need coleydoesthings to do a video on this#IT HAS SO MANY FICS WTF#WHY DOES IT WORK SO GOOD????#WHY AND HOW AM I ACTUALLY INTO IT???#I forgot this movie existed until today#I can’t believe fucking maxley is what is going to get me out of my writer’s block#fucking MAX X BRADLEY OF ALL THINGS#pride month#love wins#so called ‘free thinkers’ would give Disney their souls if they made Maxley canon#I’m talking about me#I’m the free-thinkers#genuinely I haven’t been this obsessed about a ship so quickly since#fucking uh#I can’t even remember#even Luigi x browser didn’t have such a chokehold on me#why. why do they have such good chemistry—#I can’t believe I’m tagging this#disney
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(nonserious) vampire au
one ok sketch and then some stupid doodles. I think i'm art blocked urk or i just need sleep. it's 2:30 lmao
#vashwood#Vash the Stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun#trigun stampede#lime.art#hhhhh i have too many ideas for these idiots#vashwood really has me in a chokehold#like wtf happened
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The Twink to DILF pipeline is real
#kat says stuff#i am not normal about these old men#james may#matthew lillard#twink to dilf pipeline#they both have me in a chokehold#they're both so fucking nice too like wtf#they don't make men like this anymore
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I’m watching Abbott Elementary for the first time. Tell me why in Season 2 Episode 10 Gregory is literally the perfect man from all my YA books I read. Jeannie falls into Gregory at the club and he pulls her closer after they almost pull away because they work together and it’ll be weird. And when it starts snowing and he looks at her and goes “Beautiful”??? I WILL CRY
#they even had the “I know her better than boyfriend’’ trope when Jeannie’s ex (but it was a whole#thing*)#and Gregory knew her favorite movie trope (also tumblr cut off my hashtag i’m so sorry for that atrocity)#holy shit#it was so good#i literally love him#how have i never seen this show#wtf it’s so good#it’s literally my favorite show right now#i love them all#abbott elementary#abbott elementary gregory#don’t look to close at my coping reality#this show has me in a chokehold#i love it ❤️❤️
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I’m drawing wolfwren again I can’t 🫠🫠🫠🫠
#wolfwren#how#HOW DO THEY HAVE ME ON A CHOKEHOLD?!#I haven’t even seen the shooowww#I don’t even know what they sound like I have only seen them through gifs Bshshshsh#I’m too far gone#Sabine wren#shin hati#shin hati is such a cool name wtf
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Absolutely fuck Ghostbusters Frozen Empire for being such a bad film but containing such a good sapphic plotline because it's literally been living in my head rent free since I saw the film and that's horrendously confusing because I DIDNT ENJOY THE FILM ITSELF BUT JUST THE LESBIANS THE STAR CROSSED LOVER-NESS OF IT ALL JUST AUGH
#it is very frustrating#bad film. brilliant lesbian subplot. wtf can I say#also... guess who tf might end up writing a goddamn fic about them#(me)#the Phoebe and melody fandom content so far as few as it has been had driven me insane it's been brilliant and wonderful#and I sort of kind of had a half idea#I have so much other stuff I need to be working on rn but THEM guys them they've been in my head ALL WEEK AND MORE AAA#I don't want to buy into the fuckery that was the film but#oh my god they've had a chokehold on me with this plotline#this is not fair#cass thinks ab stuff#ghostbusters frozen empire#Ghostbusters
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Me at 13: Ew! I HATE girly shit! Who cares about smelling nice and looking like a model??
Me now at 24: Holy shit this body butter makes me smell like a key lime pie, and this magic stick can HIDE my acne?? Sign me tf up!!
#my teen self would be REPULSED by what i have become#i’ve never had any interest in make up before#but i find myself getting interested in maybe trying some minimalist stuff#trouble is i have NO CLUE wtf i’m doing with makeup#and if i ask my mom she might honestly teleport here just to start putting makeup on me lmao#my mom was always a bit salty that i wasn’t a girly girl growing up#so me expressing interest in anything even remotely girly makes her really excited#i honestly do not know where my sudden interest in makeup has come from#but its got me in a fucking chokehold#anyway im now on my way to sephora to buy a bunch of shit i don’t need#pray for my wallet
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Sorry for the Elden Ring spam this game has just consumed my entire being
#i also can't sleep and apparently my brain thinks scrolling through the er tag is gonna fix that#i am just soooooo obsessed with the game. the lore. the characters. the gameplay. everything#its so annoying too cause like i was making good progress in my other games like dmc5 insomniac spiderman sa2 p5r#<- apologies if this shows up in those tags lol#but nope! every time i think im getting somewhere with them er just pops into my head like hey you wanna play me so bad 😏#the game of all time i need the dlc to come out soon#OH and rip my totk playthrough i havent touched the game since june think i still have botw fatigue tbh#i will get back to it and beat it some day#but for now im just mentally ill over this game 😭#particularly two red headed sword ladies (related they are) and my tarnished oc#“oh cool prince do you have a new elden ring oc thats aweso-” its riku 🚶#always that fucker 🚶#BUT i am thinking of making an actual original er oc#we'll see#but yeah sorry again lol well aware that most of my mutuals prob have no clue wtf im talking about 😭#it will happen again though won't lie this game has me in a god damn chokehold
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it's her again
#I'm really happy with this doodle wtf#her arm snd hand tho😟😟#i can't stop listening to parasitic by psyclon nine#this song has been having me in a chokehold since i was 12#my classmate told me shes pretty 😎😎🤙#heatsu art#traditional art#I'm failing at everything but I can't kms because i have ships to see and i need to learn sailing#life motivation fr#man that sh recovery is not as easy as i thought its going to be#wheres my#i can stop whenever I'd like to#younger self#because we need to talk#👹👹#fuck her#artists on tumblr#doodle#zorin blitz#hellsing ultimate#fanart#music inspired#anime#manga#pen#man i love zorin#she's so
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"Pfft noooooo I'm totally fine!"
The totally fine:
#these cards have me in a chokehold#I really need to go through storage#gundam wing#when life is so wtf you retreat back into old fandom#getting duos cards is hard dude he's so popular
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Excuse me 😃
#i’m insanely unwell#heejake have me in a chokehold wbk#jungwon looks amazing#they all do but i’m biased lol#also wtf sunoo?????#enhypen
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Tf is going on with Misclick Duo
I'm watching the JuanaFlippa saga because I missed all of it. I've just finished the trial and they have me in a chokehold. I need more of them arguing. But I need more of them being all cute and sweet.
#misclick duo#fliporiana#quackity smp#qsmp spoilers#not really though this was 2 weeks or so ago#they have me in a chokehold#Wtf that's a tag?#Tbh why am I surprised#This is tumblr after all
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soooooooooooooooo Agust D released a music video
#this is your only warning#the mv has me so feral help#wtf how does this man have such a chokehold on me#agust d#agust d haegeum#haegeum#suga#min yoongi
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