#I was so cracked wtf

[asmodeusamaryllis]

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Okay okay okay.. but listen. What if Shen Yuan had a harsher System and was forced to convincingly play Shen Qingqiu, making Luo Binghe detest his existence, but when Luo Binghe returns from the abyss to enact his revenge and has Shen Qingqiu on trial at Huan Hua, unfortunately for everyone (and fortunately for us), they drug Shen Qingqiu with truth serum and accidentally spiral Shen Yuan into fanboy rampage of epic proportions about how great Luo Binghe is.

[witch--btch]

Sleeping positions…

Official Art by Satoru Nii

[sunnymainecoon]

Been thinking 'bout Fresh lately

If you guys didn't notice I got high on crack through the middle of this

[lostsowly]

Yukimiya and Nagi Barou x Tokimitsu shippers??? My random crack ship I mentioned once is backed up by canon crack content?? Official crack ship?? LMAO??? What even is happening with the additional time this season???

S2E4 Additional time spoilers in case you missed it

[kandicon]

I love the "he asked for no pickles" meme with doorkeay bc I've only ever seen it with Gerry being the one talking and u just KNOW it's not bc Michael doesn't want to correct the food staff, but that it wants to correct them a little too much. Gerry has to step in otherwise they'll be there for at least another hour of Michael spinning some philosophical bullshit and scaring some poor fast food worker, and while Gerry doesn't necessarily mind Michael doing that in and of itself (he knows the thing he's in love with), as the only one of the two of them who actually needs material food he would like to eat that food before it gets cold tyvm.

[evelynpr]

FINISHED WATCHING MHA MOVIE 2: HEROES RISING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD YO HOLY FUCK I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

This was truly My Bakudeku Academia. Watching that final battle felt like a religious experience- as if I was watching the birth of Christ. Holy fuck if that really was the original ending, with Deku passing OFA to Kacchan, and the whole "Oh it actually stayed with Deku and Bkg got amnesia" didn't happen, this would have been a dramatically different story moving forward.

Horikoshi really loves Bakugou- like absolutely no question. The story following this kind of ending would be about him continuing OFA's legacy with the guilt of a thousand suns on his shoulders for "taking away" Izuku's dream. Izuku would have continued the hero course as an actual quirkless student. I would love to see aus of this being canon and continuing their story from there.

I'm guessing Nine here was supposed to be AFO, and he would basically be gone too. Katsuma is perfectly set up to be the next protagonist (I can already imagine him using Cell Regeneration as Super Regeneration- he could become invincible while also healing others. Incredibly amazing quirk).

NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT I HAD WAS ADDRESSED. THE REST OF THE CLASS ACTUALLY DO FEEL STRONG AND USEFUL AND EVERYTHING AS SHIT I LOVE IT AAAAAAAA

YES MY GIRL OCHAKO FINALLY HAS HER BIG MOMENT FLOATING SO MUCH DEBRIS!!! I'M SO HAPPY- EVEN JIRO, AOYAMA, SHOJI, TOKOYAMI AND MORE HAD LEGIT GOOD SCENES AND FIGHTS I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THEY ARE SOOO COOLLLLL THEY GENUINELY GAVE IT THEIR ALL FUCK YEAHHHHH

(note. THAT WOLF GUY CALLED SHOJI UGLY- A FELLOW HETEROMORPH, CUS HE WAS PROJECTING HIS "MONSTER" ISSUES ON HIM HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUU)

THEY ALSO MAKE IT ACTUALLY MAKE MORE SENSE HOW THE WHOLE CLASS IS SEPARATED ON AN ISLAND TOGETHER AS A WHOLE CLASS THIS TIME TOO (and not just half like last movie). They even managed to tie it in to AFO, the LoV, and Hero Society. Like it actually feels more grounded and reasonable why the class would be here alone with supervision.

They even add hints of Touya Todoroki with him having a short battle with Endeavor, Hawks spying in the LoV, the HSPC head cameo, and other little things too. Man I loved this fucking movie I would watch it 10 more times right now.

[g1ngerbeer]

what kind of sauce are they putting in the link click audio drama. HELLO? THE LITERAL LAST SCENE OF THE LAST EPISODE?

程小时: 说起来，我们第一次见面，也是在篮球场吧。 陆光: 是啊。 程小时: 你我本无缘，全靠一颗球。 陆光: 我就不该答应你比那场。

cheng xiaoshi: speaking of which, the first time we met was also on a basketball court, wasn't it? lu guang: it was. cheng xiaoshi: (half-jokingly) you and i weren't meant to be [lit. "originally have no fate"?]. this is all because of one basketball. lu guang: i really shouldn't have agreed to play that match.

(the important bits are from google translate because i am bad at mandarin. also i did transcribe this off just the audio + i don't have access to captions or know where to find official transcripts. so i hope i got this right 🙏)

[ryomaandgundhamkin]

hehe

btw if you don’t get it you’re 1. dumb (no offense🧚✨✨) and 2. LOOK AT MY RING FINGER-

[wtfforged]

we should all just kill eachother

[viviennevincent2]

... IT'S ATROCIOUS PICMIX GLITTER EDIT FRED DURST FRIDAYY!!!

The second edit, yet simple, is SO,,, VERY,,, FLAWED!!!! anyways. Don't even look at it

[tiredofthehumanlife]

If my family and friends learned ASL I would talk so much more.

I can't even explain it to them but it's like even though I know all of English and I can express myself with it a lot faster than I can with ASL (exclusively bc I'm new to ASL and only have like a year and half of learning it under my belt) I'm so much more comfortable with ASL.

I hate talking so much I get like word vomit and everything comes out wrong. I hate the way I sound and people almost never hear me. Either I'm too loud or too quiet and it angers me. I get frustrated and then people think I'm upset with them when I'm not.

But in ASL, I'm so much more comfortable. I don't have to talk and I just use my hands. Things can come out wrong but not because my mouth is slower than my brain but because I'm new and sometimes your fingers move in the wrong way. I don't have to hear myself talk and I just like the way my hands can move and the words fall off my fingers and I don't have to think so hard about it

Uh but no one around me wants to learn so off I go with stuttering and running out of breath

[curestardust]

[guardian-angle22]

[yangscowlick]

No one warned me you’re in this Bumbleby shit for LIFE.

[ghxst-bird]

Yuji blinks at the sorcerer, doing his best impression of gullible-non-sorcerer, and says, “It’s all good, I’m still me!” With his hands up placatingly. Like he didn’t just slice a curse into neat little cubes because it annoyed him enough to consume one of his own fingers again.

Fushiguro grits his teeth, eyes darting all over his face like he’s trying to decide whether—

“Yuji Itadori, under jujutsu regulations I must hereby exorcise you!”

Yeah, he laid it on kinda thick with the whole possession thing. Maybe the faux struggle between him and “Sukuna” should have been more subtle? Less shirt ripping and proclaiming “well, it’s my body!” and more “urgh, no, stop, it hurts, blergh, death, vomit, yada-yada”.

“Please don’t,” Yuji sighs, because Fushiguro looks one stiff breeze away from keeling over, and he’s just not in the business of beating people when they’re down.

…not anymore.

— sneak peek of an upcoming crack fic where Yuji was Sukuna all along ✨