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angels-creative · 2 years ago

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okay, so apparently i have a boyfriend now?? (wtf)

#wtf how did this happen #wish me luck y’all #he’s super sweet and super understanding and i don’t wanna mess this up #angel speaks #angel panics internally

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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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Prompt 119

Another divine twitch chat Au? Another divine twitch chat Au. With a bit of a twist.

Billy would like to say it is in fact not his fault. It’s really not. Who hits someone with magic they obviously don’t know how to use? Well okay maybe he had done that before, but it’s not like he ever did it around other people where they could get hit!

But someone was an idiot and now he’s here, as his normal ten-year old self kicking his legs while sitting in the Watchtower as the others argued. Apparently the League thinks he’s been de-aged, which is good as his secret isn’t out.

The uh, issue is that something about the spell might have um, partially manifested the gods- or as he called them the Mediterranean Magic Men, if only because of how annoyed it made Zeus. Now everyone can see the chat that’s usually only visible to him and apparently it’s concerning.

He doesn’t see how it’s an issue, Zeus has been silenced for the next hour and Hercules has been dying of laughter for the last three. Oh, wait, it might be from Mercury’s constant attempted flirting with Flash. …Or the fact they’re trying to convince him to commit a crime and he’s honestly down for doing so seeing as he’s a homeless ten year old who is down for getting clairvoyance and super speed for the next thirty minutes in exchange…

#prompts #dc #dcu #divine twitch chat #Billy has gone past panicking and is just *yep this might as well happen*#The MMM have somehow convinced half the league that Marvel was made from their magic and mortal blood a couple years ago exactly #“Why yes this is their funky magic creation child isn't he great we're still trying to get him to curse someone but he's still just a baby”#The league are all sobbing and freaking out because wtf why is Marvel now a- wait he came into existence 10 years old #What do you mean No please explain #Oh god the gods are ignoring them and bothering the poor baby marvel-#M-marvel why are you listening to them- DO NOT GO BACK TO EARTH JUST TO KICK A COP #SOMEBODY GRAB THE MINI MARVEL #How did this feral gremlin become Marvel?!#The MMM: Ah yes we're raising him so well look at how they grow :)#captain marvel #shazam #justice league #mediterranean magic men #Whenever the MMM talk or do something they're partially visible like colored ghost-mists lol #It's all over once they realize they can interact with the world again #Time to pick up their funky lil dude and go on a run through the watchtower #The champion of magic has to be pure of heart to deal with the gods' shenanigans

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yourlocalxiaosimp · 4 months ago

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Step by step guide on how to blow up apparently

Step 1: be in the aromantic community

Step 2: want to be reblogged by @aromanticofficial because for the funny

Step 3: say something that is apparently so relatable that hundreds of people will spam your notifications to let you know how relatable it is

Step 4 (optional): be extremely confused and frightened by your power

Congratulations! You will now maybe blow up within 24 hours ._.

(/j)

#random #aromantic #yall scare me #aro #how did this even happen #wtf #aroace #this is a joke btw

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jeeyuns · 10 months ago

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#911edit #eddie diaz #eddiediazedit #911 #mr. eddie “i do not panic” diaz:#'i just want magic'#everyone else: wtf. how did any of your relationships happen?#eddie “no rizz” diaz: uh...it wasn't me #t gifs #t creates #118 parallels

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love-3-crimes · 5 months ago

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something about un-roamed paths idk

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legendary-cookies · 14 days ago

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Daffodil - Rebirth

#timekeeper cookie #continuum cog #cosmos gear #this one is on time because i got confused on the date lmao #edit: bruh wtf how did i tag it with milk cookie #i literally don't know how that happened

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dellovestorant · 1 month ago

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What. a. fucking. idiotic. question.

#and a leading one at that #like wtf did you expect him to say #at some point these questions are going to push him over the edge and i would pay to see that point #because what the actual fuck #just shut up god #marc marquez #motogp #“like it happened in 2015 i was in the middle and i was theoretically giving points to someone else”#that's the tame answer #do not bring up 2015 challenge impossible #like come on tumblr if you want to talk 2015 and rosquez so badly #no but seriously even if they rephrased this how many ever ways #at the end of the day what honestly did you expect him to say #davide and gigi have already iterated no one's gaining an advantage from the other in terms of support #Marc's not gonna come out of nowhere and disagree with it #and common sense shouldve answered the question before it was asked

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3-aem · 3 months ago

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cat and i no longer friends after the the great de-matting

#bro was genuinely so upset he tried to bite me ;-;#i feel like this fiasco borderline undid all his training #i got out the matts in his armpits then discovered the rat king of mats on his chest #i need backup i feel so bad #😭😭😭😭#also genuinely do not know how this happened #it was like one week he was fine them BAM #entire underside matted #like wtf did u DOOOOOOO #AND IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE

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dailydoseoffanfics · 3 months ago

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pressure spoilers btw quick heads up

is there like human sebastian solace x reader fics out there i already found some in this website and a03 but ngl i want more of it (but i understand why there's a lack of it 💀 there's barely any information of his human years other than he was accused of murdering 9 people lmao) (and yes i know he's canonically married to zerum but I DON'T GIVE A SHITE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 /silly)

#i actually already have a plot of this #basically it's an x isekai reader story #(wow how surprising)#where reader already finished the game and all of that #reader goes to sleep. but wakes up in a whole ass new place.#chaos and miscommunication happens. reader is panicking BUT O EM GEE THEY CONCIDENTALLY GET AT SEBASTIAN'S HOUSE ?!?!?!??#reader doesn't even know that the dude is THE sebastian until they do a double take and they go #“yo wtf??? did i time traveled or some shit ???????”#it's also a slow burn 🤫#but who knows when this will be out. will probably create this if i have enough movitation and confidence.#okay enough yapping let's get to the actual tags #pressure #pressure roblox #sebastian solace #sebastian solace x reader #sebastian solace x you #roblox #FORGOT TO MENTION #BONUS POINTS IF READER DOESNT KNOW SPANISH AHAHHAHAHAHA

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thedumb1 · 11 months ago

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schneiderenjoyer · 11 months ago

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The reason the whole age discourse is confusing is that bluepoch keeps pulling shit like THIS.

#reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 diggers #either he's fuking over 103 years old or this event happens when he's already with vertin #but given how they don't state the era each Storm reverses into we're not even sure if this is accurate #and it's not a typo since london's first subway actually did get built in 1863 #so wtf bluepoch what are you implying?#this just makes me believe more that arcanists are long lived species compared to humans and thus the concept of time doesn't bother them #which would also explain how they'd adapt easier to a shift of era since they constantly live in such chaotic environment #that requires constant adaptation at all times #but no srsly bluepoch pls just tell us if arcanists live a long ass time so i can label everyone 500 years old idk

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bajaja-blast · 4 months ago

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finally finished this fucking book

it took me almost a year because it’s so hard to get through oh my GODS

#every time Leo and Calypso interacted I wanted to bang my head on the table until I passed out #I’ve already reblogged 2 posts about this ik. But seriously how the hell does uncle Rick not realize how toxic that ship is #Leo’s character is practically ruined bc of Caleo WHY CANT MY POOR SON JUST HAVE ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GOTDAMN :(#also Lester literally pissed his pants like every other chapter wtf???#and the new characters were kinda boring imo #Leo finding a mother figure in Josephine was really sweet but other than that I had no strong opinions on anyone #i do appreciate Meg and her backstory but she really does get on my nerves sometimes #istg if Grover pookie is mid next book I’m going to sob #and I already know my baby boy Jason dies next book so sobbing will happen either way #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #lester papadopoulos #the trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa #jason grace #meg mccaffrey #leo valdez #grover underwood #(I’m just saying if Leo and Jason kissed all my problems would be solved)#how tf did I accidentally become a valgrace shipper #idc it’s much better than caleo anyway 🤷‍♀��#this book was repulsing it never happened

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kandicon · 7 months ago

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I love the "he asked for no pickles" meme with doorkeay bc I've only ever seen it with Gerry being the one talking and u just KNOW it's not bc Michael doesn't want to correct the food staff, but that it wants to correct them a little too much. Gerry has to step in otherwise they'll be there for at least another hour of Michael spinning some philosophical bullshit and scaring some poor fast food worker, and while Gerry doesn't necessarily mind Michael doing that in and of itself (he knows the thing he's in love with), as the only one of the two of them who actually needs material food he would like to eat that food before it gets cold tyvm.

#I like to think that the first time it happened Gerry did let Michael reorder and quickly learned his lesson as he spent the next 2 hours of #his life sitting in an incredibly uncomfortable and honestly kinda gross fast food booth while Michael would not stop fucking talking #yk the feeling as a kid when yr parents run into a friend and it feels like yr stuck there forever while they talk? same vibe #it's when they're both finally leaving (Gerry is still thinking abt how the cashier's hands shook and idly hoping they don't get swallowed #by a door anytime soon otherwise he'll have to find a new cheep fast food place to frequent while hunting and that'd be disappointing)#when he just freezes and is like WAIT MICHAEL WTF DO U EVEN TASTE FOOD THE SAME ANYMORE #(no it does not)#and Micheal gears up to go on a spiel abt Michael Shelly and glimpses of humanity seeping thru the cracks of the Spiral #but Gerry just sees this and throws their food bag and it and refuses to talk to or aknowledge it as he speed walks home #(when they get back they make out sloppy style regardless BUT it's the principle Gerry wasted so much data so he wasn't entirely bored out #of his mind and that shit is expensive Michael)#the magnus archives #gerard keay #michael distortion #doorkeay

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elise-the-potato · 2 months ago

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A girl in class called me cute today I'M GONNA IMPLODE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL I FELT. GETTING COMPLIMENTS FROM GIRLS HIT DIFFERENT

#can we all agree that getting complimented by a girl is a transcending experience #compliments from girls >>>>>>>#i swear i was physically shaking when that happened #OH MY GOD I CANT DESCIRBE HOW HAPPY I STILL AM #she called me cute... HELLO?????#LIKE WTF WHY ME??? DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING???#holy shit dude a GIRL called ME cute #im gonna go insane I GOT CALLED CUTE BY A GIRL #im never gonna forget this EVER #breathes heavily while foam appears in my mouth as i stare straight at you #SHE CALLED ME CUTE KEJGJWJGHDIWJFUEJG #what did i do to deserve this divine gift from the heavens above #SOMEONE CALLED ME CUTE AND SHES A GIRL LIKE WHAT????#did i mention i got called cute by a GIRL???#please sedate me im going insane

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bicheetopuff · 3 months ago

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This is a stupid question but if Katsuki stepped on a landmine or something, would he blow up? Or is he just overall explosion proof to an extent?

Like I know he accidentally blew up his cheek a little bit cuz of a really big explosion a little too close to his face and I know an explosion blew up his heart and all that but I’m asking like is his skin basically explosion proof to smaller explosions? Like would a real grenade even phase him?

#I feel like deku would know #he probably hid in the bushes while Katsuki walked home from school and threw a grenade at him just to test it ajdbejdb #wait actually imagine he gets home and Masaru is like ‘bro wtf happened to your clothes?’#and Katsuki’s like ‘someone threw a fucking grenade at me down the block!’#and his dad is just like ‘that’s cool son’#and years later Deku’s telling people about how Katsuki’s grenade proof and Katsuki’s like ‘how did you— WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!’#Deku being unhinged is my favorite thing #bnha #bkdk #bakudeku #bakugou katsuki #high thoughts with puff

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gothghostiie · 3 months ago

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bartender!gaz who brings you a drink he picked without you ordering, just to watch you take a sip and ask if its good - then take a sip himself.

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