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seventeen are just a bunch of hot idiots and i respect them for that
#đŚ â brain go brrr#seventeen#was just watching a random gose compilation on pinterest#and i think to myself#wow they are really dumb#and i love them so much for that#i love my boys sm <3
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(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...
meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#sqh#sqq#cumplane#discworld#my art#sqq 100% knows how to delegate meanwhile sqh is here trying to run a sect a demon kingdom and juggle a bunch of secret conspiracies#his little rodent heart is going to explode from stress at this rate no qi deviation necessary#i'm gonna need to draw sqh more i really don't know what i want his design to be yet but i like him a lot#if anyone has any sqh drawing prompts send them to me i need some ideas to play with (WITHOUT SPOILERS THOUGH I'M ONLY ON BOOK THREE)#i was scrolling back to see the last time i had drawn cartoony cursing to remind myself which shapes i like to use and wow#it looks like it's actually been a while??? it surprised me because i really love drawing them#i laugh any time i see them in a comic#anyway what are the odds i reread unseen academicals again before the month is through? highly underrate pratchett novel imho#variations of this quote is actually used a few times in the discworld series i think but this is the one that stands out to me#when stibbons reveals just how much power he actually has at the university#*chefs kiss*#the wizards are so dumb i love them so much
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I see your (general) âKakashi expects children to be half as smart as he was at that ageâ AU and raise you a âKakashi thinks children are way dumber than they actually areâ AU. His only in-person experiences with pre genin are himself, a year at the academy, and Naruto.
So heâs convinced that Iruka is some kind of god for wrangling 17 half-feral children (and Naruto) into real human beings who can read and write and use chopsticks and deadly weapons. Yes, clan children probably learn a bit before, but still.
Kakashi: canât believe you taught them almost everything they know
Iruka: I didnât??
Kakashi: I watched you turn 18 hellions into mostly functional members of society
Iruka: most of my kids were well behaved
Kakashi: they absolutely were not, I once saw baby Shino bite Chouji and Hinata took out Gaiâs kneecaps because he stood still long enough for her to catch him
#dumb ideas#storm writes#kakairu#iruka tries to point out he only started teaching them when they were like 6-8#Iâm actually having a really tough night and had to retype this three times#please have mercy if it isnât as funny as I think#why is delete a draft/post always on the right#I have so many silly kakairu ideas I want to share#because I donât think Iâll ever write them#how did this nonsense get 100 notes#you are too kind thank you uwu#200 notes#wow thank you#also like yâall have permission to write this yourselves if you want#itâs on my List but I got other stuff first
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woag .. otp
#fma#royai#riza hawkeye#roy mustang#talking to user chrysopoeias reminded me of this doodle i posted on twitter ages ago#im too dumb to make analysis textposts with my opinions so you get (checks notes) royai experiencing post nut clarity#about how funny i think it is that riza bases all her self value into how useful she is or isn't being#while roy is like wow.. i love riza can't believe she still by my side after all i've done ..#in the hospital scene after the lust fight where roy is scolding her there's a part he says he's going to keep trusting her with his back#and she looks genuinely surprised as if she really expected him to just throw her out because she failed and lost her utility#when he's mostly angry because riza gave up on life so easily and he doesn't want her to die. he can't live in a world without her#riza babe ur so mentally ill <3
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you have $100. due to a squid games type escapade, you are currently trapped in Whole Foods and can't leave or someone will take you out with a bullet to the brain. you have to buy all the food you eat. you can't shoplift it or steal it from the other competitors. a carton of 12 organic eggs costs $10.
your friend Greg has $100. due to a competing squid games franchise, he is trapped in a Costco. he can't leave, or they'll set the dogs on him. he still has to buy all the food he eats. he can buy 36 eggs for $7
which one of you will starve first? are you or Greg functionally "wealthier" within your respective squid game?
#some of the people on this website are so fucking stupid it is unbelievable#sorry to be like âyou dont pay rent or have a jobâ but they obviously do not pay rent or have a job#maybe if i say it in television they will be able to understand#âif you live somewhere things cost more#you functionally have less moneyâ is so basic an idea i dont know how to dumb it down further for you#i really dont#this is like flunking out of basic story problems-level math you fucking morons#if you live in hawaii $10 is functionally $6 at the grocery store#in alaska its about $4#whats not clicking#wow what a great blocklist honeypot this post is!!!
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bonus:
#critical role#ygifs#fearne#orym#cr3#TO BE FAIR: THAT'S BEST BUDDY BEHAVIOR#orym's like we're CONNECTED and fearne's like wait who's we and he's like ... I know her in her marrow#fearne is absolutely not grog dumb by no means but wow they're really c3's pike n grog buddeez arent they. holds them close.
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The beheading of Cazador
Closeups and background info below đ
This is a classic painting study based off of Judith slaying Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi, 1614â18. In the story, Judith, a beautiful widow, is able to enter the tent of Holofernes because of his desire for her. Holofernes was an Assyrian general who was about to destroy Judith's home, the city of Bethulia. Overcome with drink, he passes out and is decapitated by Judith.
#my art#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#baldurs gate astarion#bg3 cazador#illustration#digital illustration#digital art#fantasy#dnd#d&d#canât believe this monster is finally done#shockingly this took me less than 25 hours#yâall I just love Astarion so much and his story means so much to me#Iâm like actually really proud of this one#wow guess who was dumb and misspelled Cazador when they initially posted this lmao
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genuinely embarrassing how blossomfall gets more fandom sympathy than breezepelt. âboohoo my sister is disabled and my mommy is emotionally abusing her paying more attention to her than me and i hate my stupid ass sister for getting herself disabled and wish she died. also im a grown ass woman.â vs âmy dad hit and neglected me as a child and isolated me from my clanmates and it left me maladjusted and seeking validation from terrible sources and its implied hes like this because heâs drooling after the one that got awayâ like how is this not cut and dry. you cant even soak in the shitty âwell breezepelt was a shitty kidâ excuse because blossomfall was also shitty before and after the incident. tbh, id argue sheâs shittier because breezepelt actually did change his behavior while blossomfall is just as bigoted as ever.
#i was gonna make a joke like ââdamn fandom misogyny would actually work here why cant you all do that hereââ#and then i remembered this is actually kinda stemmed in misogyny in a backwards way#bc the one who hurt blossomfall was millie. the dumb bitch who broke up the silvergray ship and is annoying and entitled bc she kept her na#name#and briarlight is a shitty snd bad character bc ââshes unrealisticââ and she ruined berryhoney or something#meanwhile crow is a wonderful character bc he has the most unique plot ever (manpain)#and every character who speaks against him doesnt understand how amazing and well written he is#so breeze sucks because he threatens the idea that crow is a wonderful person and character#and thats not to say you cant hate millie or anything bc she does legitimately suck in oots#but idkâŚ.. blossomfall sympathy always felt like it was rooted in millie hate from shipping culturr#millie bad because she ruined childhood ship. breeze bad because he also ruined childhood ship#wow it really sounds gross when you break it down to just that huh
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juvie buddies
#alek art#td duncan#td mal#total drama#total drama all stars#(if i want to get technical)#2024#duncan is around 15 here... mal is around 16#ive thought really hard about them these past few days . in my brain they actually knew each other and canon is different#duncan and mike got along really well. in juvie mal refused to speak to anyone about anything and would fight as many people as he could .#he wanted to stay in there and far away from home . they get roomed together and duncan is the first person who mal can talk to . he isnt#scared of him . he relates to him a lot . like -> wow we both act out for attention and people think we are terrible because of it#duncan being a mentally ill teenager seeing mal an also very mentally ill teenager thought 'i can fix him' . mike and duncan speak too here#i cant really see anyone else fronting besides those two . their brain was on lockdown and mike wanted out so bad . i see manitoba as a#gatekeeper so hed handle some sessions with their psych. i want to say they (duncan and mike) get moved to a psyche ward just because#i have more knowledge on being in one and how it goes ... but yeah i like duncan mal a lot . this art isnt ship whatsoever though đ i dont#see them as a couple their dynamic is just better as friends imo#but anyways in all stars they obviously recognize each other but have an unspoken agreement not to say anything abt it#duncan is a known criminal but mike isnt like that . mike hadnt even told zoey about that part of his life . so duncan wanted to respect his#privacy -> then mal starts hurting people and he has to step in . mal isnt a good person by any means but i dont think he was that bad in#juvie . so duncan had to come to terms that his friend wasnt the same person he was years ago (in all stars duncan is ~18 and i think mike#is almost 20... so it had been a while since they last talked)#them getting each other like no other and being in pain because they couldnt really speak . i see them having a conversation still in moon#madness abt their past and history . god i just think abt them and their wasted potential wdym mike and duncan were in juvie together#duncan was in for trespassing or destruction of private property or something really dumb . mal fought his parent(s) and got in for assault#mal was already in when duncan was placed . and duncan was let out early on good behavior + his parents (dad) mostly did it to teach him a#lesson . wrong of them or otherwise . so mal was just kinda stuck there until they realized he was actually not right in the head . think he#knew abt their DID but was only diagnosed in juvie and had to go from there . tbh he shouldve been tried as an adult but td logic . doesnt#matter dw guys . mike gets the 'was put on random meds that made him go braindead' treatment bc that was me . post mental hospital abilify#had me messed up
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The Masked Twin CEOs âđ
#rain code#master detective archives: rain code#rain code spoilers#master detectives archives spoilers#yuma kokohead#makoto kagutsuchi#makoyuma#pixeledits#my edits#silly little guys#they'd both be super annoying#they're so dumb I love them sm#damn makoto really is paler than yuma O_O;#I like that mask for yuma its canon to me now :3#if makoto were ever to make him a matching mask#they use masks to hide their baby faces to make them seem more intimidating#but it just makes them look eccentric and silly#also when it comes to twins I think inverse colors are so fun c:#but yeah dumb thing I made#based on my yuma month art for day 26 lol#tho I drew the mask wrong on that ORZ#been a while since I made an edit wow
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the sunhawk, and sunwing
â wider version bc i couldn't decide:
i didn't really like the composition here (unbalanced and why? is the roof not straight???) but it gives more perspective on size of sunwing vs. lodge
#horizon forbidden west#hfw#talanah#sunwing#talanah khane padish#the sunhawk#hfw talanah#hfw npcs#hfw pc#(character swap mod)#(entity spawner)#hhhhokay so. book in the tags:#this is another one of those instances where. i had ~*An Idea*~ and i was like oh i should be able to do that#and then i start doing it and i realize yeah i'm dumb there is A Problem with executing this idea#thought process: sunwings look so cool sunning themselves! it'd be awesome to have talanah pose w/ a birdie in front of the hunter's lodge!#i think i can do this by spawning a wild sunwing (afaik overridden sunwings don't display this behavior) and then pausing ai processing!#it works! get shot lined up etc. then i realize. uh. wait. this isn't an overridden sunwing (OBVS) but i want it to look like one... :( >:[#so i have to get rid of that one and spawn an overridden one#and set up several similar-perspective same-lighting shots and then tortuously edit the override cables in. wow i'm so smrt#but usually once i start one of these edits i feel obligated to at least try to finish...#also these machines are so Big i couldn't even really set up the shot i wanted! always making problems for myself lol
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So what's Koda's relationship with Philip? Like is it platonic, queerplatonic, romantic, etc.?
As per usual I'm very predictable
#LISTEN I JUST REALLY LIKE TAKING A BAD GUY AND MAKING THEM EXPERIENCE A FEW GOOD THINGS THAT MAKE THEM QUESTION THEIR MORALS#IS TGAT JUST ME#maybe i like enemies to lovers too much gahh#but yea it's romantic#but only after a long ass time#They're both too dumb to realise what they're feeling is romantic#however Philip does realise first because he has friends now wow#fgarart#defanged philip au#philip wittebane#Koda Grimoire#eDIT: IF YOU SAW ME DRAW THE ROCK ON HIS CHEST THE WRONG SHAPE NO YOU DIDNT
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I'm trying a new technique to make comics where I Make It Bad and it's working but at what cost
#i saw advice from an artist saying get rid of the things that get in your way#which included panels#and wow it really helped me complete this#comics#fennes dumb drawings#perry looked at yhis and said Homestuck which is brutal but fair
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Shout out to autistic people with dumb special interests
We canât all be into astrophysics and math. Sometimes our special interest is just anime. Sometimes itâs turtles. Sometimes itâs a dumb little book series that does nothing to better the world, has no complex equations or important dates or big math, and wonât help you find a job of any sort.
#autistic spectrum#I see people who are like âdo you want to know about this big boy smart thingâ and itâs like#wow- I love your future career in marine biology or fucking NASA#but I really like tmnt#do you want to hear about tmnt?#I love your practical and complex special interest#I like vampires#I enjoy dumb vampire show very much#shout out to stupid autistics#shout out to autistics that arenât little geniuses#shout out to autistics who werenât gifted kids#shout out to autistics who took remedial classes and had#to get their tests signed by their parents#autism#autistic#actually autistic#autistic community#I get stupidly jealous of smart autismâs#yes 2012 Mikey is my favorite of all time
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#memes#this is so dumb#but it's the first thing I thought of when I heard the news yesterday#I think it was probably a brilliant move#and I really like the idea of President Harris!#wow#us politics#joe biden
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audio so good it makes me want to kill myself
#SLASH HARDJOKE OF COURSE#BUT WOW#i will be thinking about this for the rest of my life#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted audio#redacted balance#vinn says fandom things#vinn yapping#vinn says really dumb stuff
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