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(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...
meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#sqh#sqq#cumplane#discworld#my art#sqq 100% knows how to delegate meanwhile sqh is here trying to run a sect a demon kingdom and juggle a bunch of secret conspiracies#his little rodent heart is going to explode from stress at this rate no qi deviation necessary#i'm gonna need to draw sqh more i really don't know what i want his design to be yet but i like him a lot#if anyone has any sqh drawing prompts send them to me i need some ideas to play with (WITHOUT SPOILERS THOUGH I'M ONLY ON BOOK THREE)#i was scrolling back to see the last time i had drawn cartoony cursing to remind myself which shapes i like to use and wow#it looks like it's actually been a while??? it surprised me because i really love drawing them#i laugh any time i see them in a comic#anyway what are the odds i reread unseen academicals again before the month is through? highly underrate pratchett novel imho#variations of this quote is actually used a few times in the discworld series i think but this is the one that stands out to me#when stibbons reveals just how much power he actually has at the university#*chefs kiss*#the wizards are so dumb i love them so much
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I see your (general) “Kakashi expects children to be half as smart as he was at that age” AU and raise you a “Kakashi thinks children are way dumber than they actually are” AU. His only in-person experiences with pre genin are himself, a year at the academy, and Naruto.
So he’s convinced that Iruka is some kind of god for wrangling 17 half-feral children (and Naruto) into real human beings who can read and write and use chopsticks and deadly weapons. Yes, clan children probably learn a bit before, but still.
Kakashi: can’t believe you taught them almost everything they know
Iruka: I didn’t??
Kakashi: I watched you turn 18 hellions into mostly functional members of society
Iruka: most of my kids were well behaved
Kakashi: they absolutely were not, I once saw baby Shino bite Chouji and Hinata took out Gai’s kneecaps because he stood still long enough for her to catch him
#dumb ideas#storm writes#kakairu#iruka tries to point out he only started teaching them when they were like 6-8#I’m actually having a really tough night and had to retype this three times#please have mercy if it isn’t as funny as I think#why is delete a draft/post always on the right#I have so many silly kakairu ideas I want to share#because I don’t think I’ll ever write them#how did this nonsense get 100 notes#you are too kind thank you uwu#200 notes#wow thank you#also like y’all have permission to write this yourselves if you want#it’s on my List but I got other stuff first
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woag .. otp
#fma#royai#riza hawkeye#roy mustang#talking to user chrysopoeias reminded me of this doodle i posted on twitter ages ago#im too dumb to make analysis textposts with my opinions so you get (checks notes) royai experiencing post nut clarity#about how funny i think it is that riza bases all her self value into how useful she is or isn't being#while roy is like wow.. i love riza can't believe she still by my side after all i've done ..#in the hospital scene after the lust fight where roy is scolding her there's a part he says he's going to keep trusting her with his back#and she looks genuinely surprised as if she really expected him to just throw her out because she failed and lost her utility#when he's mostly angry because riza gave up on life so easily and he doesn't want her to die. he can't live in a world without her#riza babe ur so mentally ill <3
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i'm so easily pleased by cute things. these designs and descriptions are so cute. like wow explodable... wow imagining encounters with cute creature girls... found in various locations doing cute things...
#kill ame#being a braindead ame fan#found in places busy with people huh. 🤕☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ how cute#always has a snack on. popcorn in design. the snacks have a strange effect. 🤕😊😊😊🤕😊 wow#can run really fast has social media accounts for some reason. hahaha. oh my god i need to catch this thing#i need to trap him in a net. poor thing it was born with an iq of 1. so cute(convulsing)#stupid and ugly and dumb.#china being worshipped funny#rusia giving people lollipops and also following the ones he likes funny#i want to draw them more creature esque but idk if i have time
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you have $100. due to a squid games type escapade, you are currently trapped in Whole Foods and can't leave or someone will take you out with a bullet to the brain. you have to buy all the food you eat. you can't shoplift it or steal it from the other competitors. a carton of 12 organic eggs costs $10.
your friend Greg has $100. due to a competing squid games franchise, he is trapped in a Costco. he can't leave, or they'll set the dogs on him. he still has to buy all the food he eats. he can buy 36 eggs for $7
which one of you will starve first? are you or Greg functionally "wealthier" within your respective squid game?
#some of the people on this website are so fucking stupid it is unbelievable#sorry to be like “you dont pay rent or have a job” but they obviously do not pay rent or have a job#maybe if i say it in television they will be able to understand#“if you live somewhere things cost more#you functionally have less money“ is so basic an idea i dont know how to dumb it down further for you#i really dont#this is like flunking out of basic story problems-level math you fucking morons#if you live in hawaii $10 is functionally $6 at the grocery store#in alaska its about $4#whats not clicking#wow what a great blocklist honeypot this post is!!!
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bonus:
#critical role#ygifs#fearne#orym#cr3#TO BE FAIR: THAT'S BEST BUDDY BEHAVIOR#orym's like we're CONNECTED and fearne's like wait who's we and he's like ... I know her in her marrow#fearne is absolutely not grog dumb by no means but wow they're really c3's pike n grog buddeez arent they. holds them close.
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Ros: "what's your favorite thing to think about- besides Foolish"
Bad: "oh man, I think about a lot-"
Ros: "YOU DO?"
#the realm smp#trsmp#tr!bad#tr!ros#badboyhalo#roscumber#Ros really went “wow you actually have thoughts in that big dumb-dumb brain of yours?”
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It's- *checks notes* Totally Real ISAT Artbook Spoilers o'clock again
#i need you guys to know these all are in a folder/file named “dumb meme (edits)”#and freehand drawn by mouse#just to like#emphasize the lack of seriousness here#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#mal du pays#isat mal du pays#chihuafrin#isaBOOM#and a silly sifdupays because WHY NOT#i dont even ship them#lmao#wow tumblr REALLY hates the sifdupays one huh#doesnt wanna load it for me even tho i literally dropped it in here#finally there we go#Seal does art
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The beheading of Cazador
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This is a classic painting study based off of Judith slaying Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi, 1614–18. In the story, Judith, a beautiful widow, is able to enter the tent of Holofernes because of his desire for her. Holofernes was an Assyrian general who was about to destroy Judith's home, the city of Bethulia. Overcome with drink, he passes out and is decapitated by Judith.
#my art#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#baldurs gate astarion#bg3 cazador#illustration#digital illustration#digital art#fantasy#dnd#d&d#can’t believe this monster is finally done#shockingly this took me less than 25 hours#y’all I just love Astarion so much and his story means so much to me#I’m like actually really proud of this one#wow guess who was dumb and misspelled Cazador when they initially posted this lmao
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"I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything."
- President Donald J. Trump
#donald trump#fuck trump#trump#trump administration#life quotes#trump is an idiot and so are his voters#not really#wow#dumb shit#funny#insulting#controversy
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the sunhawk, and sunwing
↓ wider version bc i couldn't decide:
i didn't really like the composition here (unbalanced and why? is the roof not straight???) but it gives more perspective on size of sunwing vs. lodge
#horizon forbidden west#hfw#talanah#sunwing#talanah khane padish#the sunhawk#hfw talanah#hfw npcs#hfw pc#(character swap mod)#(entity spawner)#hhhhokay so. book in the tags:#this is another one of those instances where. i had ~*An Idea*~ and i was like oh i should be able to do that#and then i start doing it and i realize yeah i'm dumb there is A Problem with executing this idea#thought process: sunwings look so cool sunning themselves! it'd be awesome to have talanah pose w/ a birdie in front of the hunter's lodge!#i think i can do this by spawning a wild sunwing (afaik overridden sunwings don't display this behavior) and then pausing ai processing!#it works! get shot lined up etc. then i realize. uh. wait. this isn't an overridden sunwing (OBVS) but i want it to look like one... :( >:[#so i have to get rid of that one and spawn an overridden one#and set up several similar-perspective same-lighting shots and then tortuously edit the override cables in. wow i'm so smrt#but usually once i start one of these edits i feel obligated to at least try to finish...#also these machines are so Big i couldn't even really set up the shot i wanted! always making problems for myself lol
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The Masked Twin CEOs ☔🎭
#rain code#master detective archives: rain code#rain code spoilers#master detectives archives spoilers#yuma kokohead#makoto kagutsuchi#makoyuma#pixeledits#my edits#silly little guys#they'd both be super annoying#they're so dumb I love them sm#damn makoto really is paler than yuma O_O;#I like that mask for yuma its canon to me now :3#if makoto were ever to make him a matching mask#they use masks to hide their baby faces to make them seem more intimidating#but it just makes them look eccentric and silly#also when it comes to twins I think inverse colors are so fun c:#but yeah dumb thing I made#based on my yuma month art for day 26 lol#tho I drew the mask wrong on that ORZ#been a while since I made an edit wow
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I’ve been seeing some stuff that Predathos isn’t why Molaesmyr was corrupted, it was Ludinus messing with the natural energy and Aeor tech which caused the corruption. I’ve been looking through the wiki but it’s not that detailed, but did Matt say that it was Ludinus messing with stuff and not that Predathos is a corrupting influence? (I’ll go listen to prev eps but not sure where I should start from. )
So if I recall the episodes that covered this were 3x55-3x58 (ie, when Team Wildemount were in Molaesmyr) and then you can kind of put the story together from Barthie and Rashinna's retellings and some of the things Ludinus himself had said from the 80s and 90s of C3. To sum things up:
In 585 PD Ludinus tapped into some source of power within Molaesmyr in order to contact Predathos during the apogee solstice. This is unambiguously the case. This may have been a natural source or may have been a fragment of Aeor. Regardless, in doing so he unleashed a dangerous poisonous magic within Molaesmyr, killing countless people and leaving the rest without a home. It is similarly unknown whether or not this result was simply the result of Ludinus drawing on the power source excessively such that it triggered it in some way, or Predathos's influence, or some combination of the two.
I can't speak to everyone but my personal feelings about Predathos as a threat aren't "this is a corrupting influence" (though the dampening healing magic and stealing it for itself isn't like, great). My thoughts re Molaesmyr are:
If your argument is that Aeor was a senseless loss of life and the gods should die, and you don't think that Molaesmyr was a senseless loss of life and Ludinus Da'leth should die, what exactly makes the former more heinous than the latter? Answer at length, because right now I think anyone who cries over Aeor and not Molaesmyr is either particularly unintelligent or particularly hypocritical.
I think Predathos will probably not specifically target mortals. That does not mean its unleashing to go after the gods would not necessarily result in mass death. The fact that it can't see people means it has no care for people in the way. (it also does seem to be completely able, at least in its prior form, to specifically attack individuals attacking it or drain their healing, so, you know, I think it can certainly SENSE mortals in some capacity). Like, does it matter if you die of being consumed out of malice vs. consumed out of hunger vs. standing too close to a source of deadly high radiation vs. standing too close to a source of "your meds suddenly stop working" vs. getting stepped on by something too vast to see you? you're still dead in every scenario.
To the previous point, if someone says "hmmm, I just don't know what this thing can do and but I do know that this entity's followers have pretty much all been violent imperialists and that communing with it caused mass death and unending environmental destruction" and presses a button, are they not responsible for that action"?
#cr spoilers#it really is a saw trap re the people i described like. either the narrative holds bells hells accountable and they're not your perfect bby#or people are like wow this story is bad and they're not your universally beloved bbys#backed their dumb asses into a corner where total approval and freedom from consequence is impossible#answered#anonymous#critical role
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most of my entire brand is being the terminally online guy and the caffeine guy but literally being forced to get off the internet during film crunch and weaning off coffee has put me in a way better mood and im not even joking. dattebayo
#calarts so pretty when it rains I <3 the cubes#quirinahscreams#SORRY I DONT ever talk on here anymore sorry. twit and instagram r so much better for dumb yaps but tagging stuff gives it a weight of sort#tumblrs nice for logging. thinking about getting a pixiv for fan works but looking at old art makes me want to curl up and die 😭#2021 q tumblr doesn’t permadelete your stuff wow!!#2025 q tumblr doesn’t permadelete your stuff wow…#my corruption arc. actually it’s ok when artists delete all their stuff if it’s me specifically 😁😁😁😁 /j#BUT I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE SPAM LIKE OR LEAVE SWEET COMMENTS…conundrums to be had.#my ig is arguably the most polished art wise and im usually on there bc it’s super chill#actually um speaking of which. lol. i rebranded my twit the old one is just for nintama now basically LMFAO#so i guess u could also argue it’s fairly polished but posting consistently is such a chore sorry 😭😭😭😭😭#anyway I’ve been really getting into London fogs recently. and staying up past 5 am 😭#film crunch moment#or whatever
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Shout out to autistic people with dumb special interests
We can’t all be into astrophysics and math. Sometimes our special interest is just anime. Sometimes it’s turtles. Sometimes it’s a dumb little book series that does nothing to better the world, has no complex equations or important dates or big math, and won’t help you find a job of any sort.
#autistic spectrum#I see people who are like ‘do you want to know about this big boy smart thing’ and it’s like#wow- I love your future career in marine biology or fucking NASA#but I really like tmnt#do you want to hear about tmnt?#I love your practical and complex special interest#I like vampires#I enjoy dumb vampire show very much#shout out to stupid autistics#shout out to autistics that aren’t little geniuses#shout out to autistics who weren’t gifted kids#shout out to autistics who took remedial classes and had#to get their tests signed by their parents#autism#autistic#actually autistic#autistic community#I get stupidly jealous of smart autism’s#yes 2012 Mikey is my favorite of all time
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I'm trying a new technique to make comics where I Make It Bad and it's working but at what cost
#i saw advice from an artist saying get rid of the things that get in your way#which included panels#and wow it really helped me complete this#comics#fennes dumb drawings#perry looked at yhis and said Homestuck which is brutal but fair
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