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Pili: "so you're discriminating against me cause I have no childhood? I can sue you for this ya know"

Bad: "I don't think there's anti discrimination laws in the realm, you're gonna have to take it up with King Foolish"

Bad: "Pili do you have any money?"

Pili: "no."

Bad: "you see Pili I'm not discriminating against you because you didn't have a childhood, im discriminating against you because you're poor :D"

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Bad: "sorry you're not my type"

Pili: "oh I'm sure I'm not"

Bad: "are you made of diamonds?"

Pili: "I'm broke"

Bad: "then you're not my type, I'm a material girl"

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PILI HAS BEEN TRYING TO CON BAD OUT OF HIS AXE

AND HE JUST LOGGED IN AS SKEPPY

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Pili: "Poseidon has asked for your weapon"

Bad: "is he still going by that name? That's crazy"

Pili: "yes, and he requests your weapon, the fate of the world depends on it"

Bad: "well tell him to go eat some cheese or something, I'm not giving him anything. I'm not under Poseidon's jurisdiction"

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Pili: "is that why Foolish always rejects you? Because you're short?"

Bad: "That's Crazy! I'll have you know I'm the one always rejecting Foolish's advances."

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Yeah he did LMAO, it was all giggles tho

But yes, he's never lied to Ros. He just frames things in certain ways where if you don't push him for more information, it looks bad

Bad got Pili to go say hello to Ros with him and then immediately started lying to Ros that Pili tried to kill him and hiding behind her. Ros blindly believed him and went to defend him because it just confirmed her bias against Pili being violent (the new Pili is a pacifist and keeps trying to explain that) This is not helping the Pili and Ros rivalry. 😭

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Bad: "no I think Pili has very strong *cough* wet cat *cough* energy"

Ros: "I 100% agree"

Pili: "you are so lucky im peaceful"

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Bad got Pili to go say hello to Ros with him and then immediately started lying to Ros that Pili tried to kill him and hiding behind her. Ros blindly believed him and went to defend him because it just confirmed her bias against Pili being violent (the new Pili is a pacifist and keeps trying to explain that) This is not helping the Pili and Ros rivalry. 😭

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Ros: "When me and Pangi were at his house Pili was watching us."

Pili: "is this what we're gonna do? am I not gonna be able to live a normal life because I'll always be associated with my creepy stalker?"

Pili: "are we really gonna defeat man right now? You don't need to defend Pangi when he was the one stalking me and I was just hanging out by the river when you happened to pass through"

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Pili: "Pangi is a replacement for a certain bald man"

Bad: "wow, so Sausage is like a, what's it called on the streets?, a side piece"

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Pili: "you know what, I don't wanna go to the ball with you anymore!"

Bad: *gasp* "first you break my legs now you break my heart!"

Ros: "oh it's okay Bad, you can do better!"

Pili: "you can hold someone else's hand!"

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Baby Dapper and Bad ❤️

i think it would be so cute if Dapper's top hat was tied with a ribbon like the traditional Welsh hats :,]

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B: It's pretty nice.

P: Yeah, It helps me think cuz I don't get distracted with anything.

B: No, I feel ya. This remains me a lot of what I see inside of my head all the time.

P: Nothing?

B: Yeah, it's just empty.

This guy

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A scallop hits da bricks. Filmed in Norway. From The Norwegian Fjords: Life in the Twilights (2018).

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Hey remember when Pili said he wanted to meet Bad's kids?

I hope he learns to love them as much as Bad does.

It should be pretty easy all things considered.

Do you think they have a recreation of the house they built? Surrounded by all sorts of flowers? Maybe new ones never seen by mortal eyes? All the prettiest colors, only the best for his children.

Maybe Pomme is still playing her flute and wearing her wings. Writing about all the mischief her brothers have gotten up to while their dad was gone. Maybe she writes about missing him but feeling safe and happy this time instead of afraid.

Maybe Dapper is still building things and experimenting, much to the angels' dismay but it's hard to kick a child out of heaven... maybe he can see and study all those animals he loved so much, up close, unharmed.

Maybe Richas is still being Richas, causing mayhem and making the angels' lives hell.. it is REALLY hard to kick a child out of heaven..but he's testing the limit all right. Maybe he's spending his days getting in trouble with his best friend and older brother, Bobby, like nothing ever happened and no time has passed at all...

Maybe Pili can learn to love them... maybe they all wave down at Bad during sunsets...or late at nights.

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Ros: "I've decided I'll just die instead!"

Bad: "yeah..wait what? No!"

Ros: "if there was a bomb right here ready to explode, I'll shield you Bad"

Bad: "No!"

Ros: "wouldn't it be worth it to protect the people you love?"

Bad: "oh yeah, it's worth it every time. However, shielding someone from an explosion can have some unforseen consequences.."

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NAAAHHH ROS JUST ASKED WHO BETWEEN BAD AND FOOLISH BIRTHED GUZZLORD AND BAD SAID DEFINITELY FOOLISH

ROS PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT LANDDUO MPREG ARC