#HOW DARE YOU BRING UP SHIELDING DAPPER FROM THE PURGATORY NUKE

[trappedinacomputer]

Ros: "I've decided I'll just die instead!"

Bad: "yeah..wait what? No!"

Ros: "if there was a bomb right here ready to explode, I'll shield you Bad"

Bad: "No!"

Ros: "wouldn't it be worth it to protect the people you love?"

Bad: "oh yeah, it's worth it every time. However, shielding someone from an explosion can have some unforseen consequences.."