#would you love a monsterman

[the-lordi-times]

Lordi Music Videos

Inferno (1995)

Would You Love a Monsterman? (2003)

Devil is a Loser (2003)

Blood Red Sandman (2004)

Would You Love a Monsterman? (2006 version)

Who's Your Daddy (2006)

It Snows in Hell (2006)

Hard Rock Hallelujah (2006)

Hard Rock Hallelujah (2007 - Eurovision Opening)

Bite It Like A Bulldog (2008)

BONUS: Domination Black ft. Mr. Lordi - The House of 1000 Eyes (2009)

This Is Heavy Metal (2010)

The Riff (2013)

Nailed by the Hammer of Frankenstein (2014 - Lyric Video)

Scare Force One (2014)

Hug You Hardcore (2016 - "Consored" Censored Version)

Hug You Hardcore (2016 - Uncensored)

Your Tongue's Got The Cat (2018)

Naked In My Cellar (2018 - Explicit Version)

BONUS: Silver Dust ft. Mr. Lordi - Bette Davis Eyes (2019)

The Riff (2019 - Live)

Devil Is A Loser (2019 - Live)

BONUS: Amen Lordi - Stone and Stars (2019)

Shake The Baby Silent (2019)

I Dug A Hole In The Yard For You (2019)

Like A Bee To The Honey (2020)

BONUS: Max Raabe, Palast Orchester, Mr. Lordi - Just A Gigolo (2020)

Believe Me (2021)

Abracadaver (2021)

Borderline (2021)

Merry Blah Blah Blah (2021)

BONUS: Mr. Lordi & Krista Siegfrids - Diva (2021 - Live)

Demon Supreme (2022)

Reel Monsters (2022)

BONUS: Waltari ft. Lordi - Lights on 2021 (2023)

Lucyfer Prime Evil (2023)

Thing in the Cage (2023)

Dead Again Jayne (2023)

BONUS: Circus of Rock fr. Mr. Lordi - Nine Lives (2023)

*BONUS means a song that is not published under Lordi as a group, it is either a collaboration published by the collaborator OR an individual member's work.

Special thanks to: this Playlist by Dann Constantin on Youtube, @ginacartoon for the bonus links in the comments.

[isabeauwolf]

Ya'll I need more Siren Law, and Monsterhaul, gimme more monster men! I adore every version of my anime husbands. But damn, I want them both in my bed.

The 2nd one is from: Chisaki brainrot @_overhauls on Twitter

Doesn't help that this song has been stuck in my head all day! Then boom! Both Monster Law and Monsterhaul popped into my head, and won't go away!

[inkly-heart]

Would You Love A Monsterman

[simping-on-the-daily]

i would freeze over hell just to get a chill

Summary: The boys have overblotted, but their defeat wasn't so quick. Rather, they spent much more time in their overblot forms, and you? You had a front row seat to it all. (The Overblot gang remembers their romantic interest towards you and keeps you by their side. Your only option is to stay by their side until help arrives.)

Warnings: Riddle injures himself with thorns and doesn't care, Leona scratches your face (to give you powers but still), general Overblot themes, not beta red we die like the overblotted dwarf from the prologue

Notes: READER IS NOT YUU; Yuu is gender-neutral and so is reader, and Reader will mention Yuu. Reader is from each of the boy's respective dorms,,,, Title is from Would You Love a Monsterman by Jodi, and characters might be OOC??? I doin't have the game but also we only get like. Two minutes with their Overblotted forms.

Characters: Riddle Rosehearts, Leona Kingscholar

Riddle Rosehearts

Many of your fellow dorm members would say that Riddle was a merciless dictator who believed himself to be the Queen of Hearts. On the surface level, one could agree, but you didn't, for the Queen of Hearts created the rules in the first place, and Riddle was simply following them.

However, with the most recent unbirthday tea party having gone horribly wrong, perhaps Riddle himself thought he was one of the Seven, and the entity that followed his every command was but a mere card soldier.

From what you knew, the main perpetrators of his Overblot had run away, seemingly to form a plan. A few first years who you had only talked to maybe once, the magicless student, and even the Vice-Housewarden yourself! (You said from what you know, which might have been deemed weird considering you were there at the tea party, but in your defense, the moment Riddle had an egg thrown at him, everything was a blur.)

The rest of the unlucky dorm members had Riddle's signature collars around their neck. Some were crying in fear of the ink-dripping entity, while others were forcing a smile in order to not trigger the newly Overblot Riddle's wrath. You were just about to accept your fate, when the glass headed minion grabbed you effortlessly, and put you right next to Riddle, who's arms were wrapped in ink and vines.

You were relieved to hear that no, you were not being executed, but that relief was replaced by a different kind of fear; the realization that Riddle Rosehearts had a crush on you.

In any other circumstance, you would've been overjoyed. You had hung out before, having sit next to each other while studying in the library, and you'd be lying if you said he hadn't piqued your romantic interest. But Riddle was overblot now, his mental state shattered just like the glass head of the ink entity, and you really didn't want to be the darling to a potential Yandere.

Thank fuck you weren't shoved into a cage.

Instead, with a flick of his fingers, Riddle summoned a throne made of roses and vines, thorns like there were on his outfit non-existent. A bigger one (with thorns) was placed right next to it.

"You shall be my side in this new world," Riddle's voice was almost demonic, yet you could still hear everything he said clearly "We shall sit on these thrones and gaze upon it all. Those who defy us will lose their heads! Wouldn't that just be beautiful, darling?"

So, you were forced onto the throne, cringing everytime the thorns on Riddle's throne sliced his skin. Screaming at all of his collared-roommates, he ordered them to bake both of your favorite meals and paint the roses and to slice their fingers on the thorny roses and to say that he was correct in all things; he just kept going on with new orders, and you could only look at them with pity everytime Riddle placed a new command down.

Some brave or stupid soul (you couldn't tell), talked back, snarking that Riddle's floating was to try and cover up for his small size. You heard a flamingo squawk admist the silence before Riddle screamed, before making it so the collar choked the lad, and you knew that was going to leave a scar. You couldn't feel bad for long, because Riddle started sobbing, throwing his head into your lap, leaning on his throne, and not showing any discomfort at the thorns piercing him harder. He sobbed and screamed, and you could only pat his head until one of the students came back with the requested tarts (not chestnut).

You hoped that those first years and Trey were doing all right and coming up with a plan. Because even if the entity gave you a beautiful red rose from the bush they were clutching, and Riddle stated that you were the only one he could trust, you knew that this wasn't Riddle and that being in this form hurt both his body and his brain. That magicless Prefect had grabbed a magestone from the abandoned mine and fought an entity just like the Queens of Hearts lookalike, hadn't they? They seemed smart and competent, and their friends were........brave.

So, in your head, you went against the rules, and begged for help.

Then the Overblotted Riddle screamed in your ear again, due to someone having walked too slow, before clutching your hand with a lot of force, murmuring frantic threats towards him as tears threatened to spill. (You would wake up the next morning to find that you had gotten splinters. Woohoo for you.)

Leona Kingscholar

The Spelldrive Competition this, Spelldrive Competition that; was this your punishment for being associated with a bunch of bully jocks?

Savanaclaw was not being subtle at all; in the security of the dormitory, they went on and on. 'With that champion from Scarabia gone and Housewarden Leona by our side, they'll never stand a chance against us!'

You were going to hit your head on the entrance's tree if they kept this up. They did keep it up. Whether you did so or not is up to you.

Perhaps it was kind of selfish of you, but Diasomnia was good at everything. They were the shiniest of gold, and even in the most roughest and toughest game of all, they still glimmered the prettiest shine. Maybe it was time someone else became the champion. And besides, you weren't competing. It wasn't like it was going to effect you.

....As the sand blinded your eyes and terrified screams destroyed your ear drum, you cursed yourself for jinxing it.

Your housewarden had a mental breakdown in front of the whole stadium, tried to kill the guy who was basically the vice-housewarden in all but name, and now he was talking about turning everything into sand- wait why is the glass lion looking at you?

The crack in the glass seemed to make an impromptu mouth, as it quickly put you inside of its jaw and sprinted back towards the Overblotted housewarden.

You were unceremoniously dropped onto the floor, ink now on your clothes. Being in the center of the sandstorm got every possible grain of dust into your eyes, and despite your deep squints, the large, floating form of an Overblotted Leona was as clear as day.

"Tch, and I thought you would go running like the rest of those weaklings."

Ah. The screams were all gone, and even throughout the sandy fog, you could see the silhouettes of the Ramshackle prefect and their friends try and make a run of it.

"Stop squinting, would you? It makes you look stupid."

"Not all of us have a glowing eye," You snarked back, seeing the orange flame on the right side of his face. That was probably how he could still see amidst the chaos. Or he was just that good.

He tch'ed again, leaving you to the assumption that no, he was going to kill you, because he already would of.

Instead, he scratched your face, and you screamed in pain, falling back to your ground, clutching your eye. Leona's hand dripped more ink, and he stared at you.

Suddenly, everything around you became much clearer. The sandstorm was practically a transparent curtain, and in the glass reflection of the lion's head, you knew why.

Just like Leona, an orange flame covered your right eye.

"There, now stop complaining."

The silhouette of the Prefect was gone now, leaving only you and the overblotted Leona. Rising from the sand, a lone throne sat, becoming one with the stadium's hoops. Leona floated over before sitting down, dragging you with him. You were placed onto his lap, while the inky King of Beasts sat by the throne's side.

"You're the only one is the damn world that's worth a fucking dime," Leona stated, as one of his braids fell loose. "Everyone else is some moron who thinks they so great for no reason at all. You're not like that."

...Holy shit was this a love confession???

"I was gonna burn it all to ashes," Leona continued. "That Diasomnia kid said it himself. I ain't ever gonna be king."

He took an ink covered hand and dragged it across your cheek. "But you're here. You aren't a coward and you weren't obsessed with this stupid schoolkid game. And I ain't gonna give up when you could be by my side, because you're worth fighting for."

You never knew Leona felt this way about you. Were you supposed to? Sure, this wasn't unwelcome; you had a crush on Leona yourself and your worries about it not being reciprocated were now disappearing like dust, but....this wasn't Leona. This was clearly years of trauma, and an attempt to finally be deemed good enough gone wrong, resulting in a mental breakdown and Overblotting. You didn't want this to be your first date. Who the fuck would?

The Prefect would come back, right? They had fought an Overblot before and won, and everyone in your dorm was talking about the 'damned Prefect', getting into other people's business and trying to be a hero. You'd like a hero right now. That would be pretty nice.

Well, hopefully hope was coming, but by then you should try and get used to it. The sandstorm was practically nonexistent to you now, and Leona didn't seem like he was going to scratch you again.

You repositioned on his lap, leaning into the fur around his neck. It was soft, yet it felt as though gum or honey had gotten stuck in there and left the fur coarse.

Wait, was he just sitting here, tiddies out-

The disturbing thought paused as Leona let out a roar. You looked up, but no-one was around. After doing so, he let out more softer animalistic growls.

Ah, so couldn't control it.

The King of Beasts nuzzled against you, getting more ink on your cheek. In response, Leona growled at the entity and licked your face. Luckily, there was no ink.

You were never going to a Spelldrive tournament again.

[darkerthanblack-666]

Would you love a monsterman? Could you understand, the Beauty of the beast?

[shwaesar]

Caesar x Reader Playlist

♟️🎹🧬💭

Would You Love a Monsterman - Lordi

Griftwood - Ghost

Hunters Moon - Ghost

Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode

Beautiful Things - Benson Boone

She - dodie

This December - Ricky Montgomery

Evermore - Dan Steven's

Too Sweet - Hozier

I Want To Know What Love Is - Foreigner

I Love You Too Much - Diego Luna & Gustavo Santaolalla

Patience - Take That

[eksentrismi]

"Would you love a monsterman? Could you understand the beauty of the beast? I would do it all for you! Would you do it all, do it all for me?", - Lordi

Some random doodle I made for my new "Beauty and the Beast"-inspired J&H AU-story (which is still a work in progress, but ough, I have so much brainrot for it...), lol. So yeah, Hyde and Utterson here in this <3

Close-up under text cut!

[anatheyma]

i was destined to become a monsterfucker, my favorite lordi song as a kid was would you love a monsterman and i went yes :) i would understand the beauty of the beast methinks

[ace-of-clubs-and-diamonds]

Since the Malignant tag is far too empty for my liking, and my enablers friends encouraged me, I figured I’d share my Gabriel May playlist. I don’t have Spotify, so instead I’ve made a tracklist with YouTube links. Here's hoping they work.

This playlist is mostly metal, especially nu metal bc that’s what I like and that’s the Gabriel vibe (and no I do not take criticism). I'll probably edit/add onto this in the future because I’m an indecisive bitch, but regardless, I hope y’all enjoy.

"It's Time to Cut Out the Cancer": A Gabriel May Playlist

"Altaer", by 3TEETH (x)

"Animal", by MISSIO (x)

"B.B.K.", by Korn (x)

"Birth of the Cruel", by Slipknot (x)

"Bitter", by the Union Underground (x)

"Blood Host", by Scar the Martyr (x)

"Blood Red Sandman", by Lordi (x)

"Body Bag", by I Prevail (x)

"Break Stuff", by Limp Bizkit (x)

"Chi", by Korn (x)

"Cirice", by Ghost (x)

"Code Mistake", by Corpse and Bring Me the Horizon (x)

"Danger - Keep Away", by Slipknot (x)

"Dead Bodies Everywhere", by Korn (x)

"Disguise", by Motionless in White (x)

"Down with the Sickness", by Disturbed (x)

"Drown", by Kim Dracula (x)

"Esoteric Surgery", by Gojira (x)

"Evolution", by Korn (x)

"Falling Away from Me", by Korn (x)

"Gently", by Slipknot (x)

"Hallowed Be Thy Name", by Cradle of Filth (x)

"Haunted", by Evanescence (x)

"Head Like a Hole", by Nine Inch Nails (x)

"Heresy", by Nine Inch Nails (x)

"Headache", by Motionless in White (x)

"Here to Stay", by Korn (x)

"Hurt You", by Spiritbox (x) (TW: flickering)

"I Am Hated", by Slipknot (x)

"The In-Between", by In This Moment (x)

"Killer in the Mirror", by Set It Off (x)

"Love Song", by Korn (x)

"Mama", by My Chemical Romance (x) (TW: flickering)

"Master of Decay", by 3TEETH (x)

"Mr. Self-Destruct", by Nine Inch Nails (x)

"My Confession", by Korn (x)

"My Pain", by Slipknot (x)

"Natural High", by the Union Underground (x)

"Necromantic Fantasies", by Cradle of Filth (x) (TW: a woman is shown slitting her wrists at the end of the video)

"Nemesis", by Cradle of Filth (x)

"Nero Forte", by Slipknot (x)

"Nihil", by 3TEETH (x)

"People = Shit", by Slipknot (x)

"Pretty Waste", by Bones UK (x)

"Purity", by Slipknot (x)

"Raining Blood", by Slayer (x)

"Sean Olsen", by Korn (x)

"Seventy Thorns", by Kim Dracula ft. Jonathan Davis (x)

"Simple Skeletons", by VIMIC (x)

"Somebody Someone", by Korn (x)

"South Texas Deathride", by the Union Underground (x)

"Spit It Out", by Slipknot (x)

"Throw Me Away", by Korn (x)

"Twist", by Korn (x)

"Underneath My Skin", by Jonathan Davis (x) (TW: flashing)

"Wake Up Hate", by Korn (x)

"Where Is My Mind", by Safari Riot (x)

"Wish", by Nine Inch Nails (x)

"Would You Love a Monsterman", by Lordi (x)

"Yellowjacket", by Spiritbox (x)

"You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)", by Dope (x)

[witchermonstermayhem]

All the Monster Song Prompts

Thanks a lot for reblogging the prompts to everybody 😘

And here are all the song prompts in one list. You can use the song titles or any part of the lyrics for inspiration!

Day 1 Song prompt: The Monster Is Loose - Meat Loaf Lyrics: here.

Day 2 Song prompt: My Beloved Monster - Eels Lyrics: here.

Day 3 Song prompt: Tiny Monsters - Puscifer Lyrics: here.

Day 4 Song prompt: Unkillable Monster - Marilyn Manson Lyrics: here.

Day 5 Song prompt: Would You Love A Monsterman - Lordi Lyrics: here.

Day 6 Song prompt: Die, Monster Die - Misfits Lyrics: here.

Day 7 Song prompt: Happy Furry Monsters Song - with R.E.M Lyrics: here.

Alt. Prompts (or if you want to do an extra day 😊) Song prompt: Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) (2017 Remaster) - David Bowie

Lyrics: here.

[just-antithings]

Oh, some bitches want problematic music recommendations? And we started at MSI? Alright, let’s go.

- Marilyn Manson: Multiple albums of music written by an abuser in denial from that perspective after his more famous anti-Christian, anti-morality police stuff. You making an abuse ship playlist? Manson will have material to work with. I could make an album length playlist for some ships just with him. You’re almost assured to find something to use.

- Shining: The DSBM band. The inventor of the DSBM subgenre. The DSBM band that disowned the DSBM subgenre because the other bands support recovery and they support self-destruction and suicide. I’d tease them about being a tad edgy but I’m scared Niklas would find me and kill me. And possibly defile my body. Got a character in love with someone more focused on being evil than them? “For The God Below”.

- Otep: Violent lesbian anti-capitalist music. One song is a very positive portrayal of an older woman denied healthcare going on a mass shooting at the insurance company (“Necessary Accessories”). Another is a rap metal song about beating up a man for calling her slurs and then fucking his wife (“Equal Rights, Equal Lefts)”. Also one track is a spoken word short story from the perspective of a serial killer watching a woman and killing her (“Baby’s Breath”). It’s brutal.

- Type O Negative: A band that was accused of being anti-white AND of being Nazis at different times. Songs include “Kill All The White People”, “Der Untermensch”, “I Know You’re Fucking Someone Else”, “My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend”, and “Red Water (Christmas Mourning)”.

- Rammstein: (Formerly East) German metal band, they really really love the subject of fucked up relationships, both real and fictional. “Mein Teil”, “Rosenrot” and “Puppe” are three suggestions on that theme.

- Nine Inch Nails: It’s Trent Reznor and their first few albums are when he was on heroin. You’ve probably heard “Closer”, but what if I told you there’s a bunch of other songs good for playlists? “Reptile”, “Only”, “The Day The World Went Away”, “Sanctified”, I can go on.

- Lordi: Finnish 80s metal revival band, won Eurovision, always wear monster costumes to the point where it’s an unofficial Finnish rule that all of Finland helps keep them unidentified and when one paper broke the rule on the singer once everyone went apeshit, has songs like “Would You Love A Monsterman?”, “Candy For The Cannibal”, “Schizo Doll”, “Discoevil”, and “Man Skin Boots”.

- Genitorturers: Look at that name. Songs like “Lecher Bitch” and “Cum Junkie” aren’t exactly more subtle.

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[goat-esc-winner-showdown]

Lordi propaganda incoming!

Lordi's Hard Rock Hallelujah is an icon. The song broke the record for the most points ever received in esc when it won.

Lordi paved the way for Måneskin. I dare say we would not have anywhere near as many rock/metal songs in esc without Lordi. Never before had we seen anything quite like it on the ESC stage.

So, dear voters, why wouldn't you love a monsterman and vote for Hard Rock Hallelujah?

Lordi propaganda!!

[xxdrparanoidxx]

Would you love a Monsterman?....

....Could you understand Beauty and the Beast

[tatteredpantaloons]

dark urge/the emperor playlist:

"would you love a monsterman" by lordi

"supernova" by kylie minogue

[spookyowlman]

spell out your url using song titles!

S - Suloinen myrkynkeittäjä - Mariska ja Pahat Sudet

P - Pöllönsilmä - Hevisaurus

O - Olen Omena - ?

O - omg i cant come up with anything

K - Kukkurukuu - Mariska ja Pahat Sudet

Y - Yksinäisen Keijun Tarina - Chisu (I've also made an old LPS video about this :D)

O - Open Up Your Eyes - I forgot the artist but its from the MLP movie

W - Would you love a monsterman? - Lordi

L - Love the Way You Lie - Eminem

M - Million Gruesome Ways to Die - BARNABY!!!!!!!!!!

A - idk... the ABC song?

N - Naurava Kulkuri - Vesa-Matti Loiri, AKA Jean-Pierre Kusela

Tagged by: @houseflyy (thanks! This was fun :D)

Tagging: @hcttrick @championofdarkland @clown-demon idk whoever else wants to do it?