#working from home drinking from home

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty �� Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason drinks alcohol for the first time ever post resurrection and makes some questionable choices in the form of plastered phone calls and worrisome messages/voicemails.

He wakes up the next morning to at least ten missed calls and dozens of panicked text messages.

[spark-circuit]

Here, everyone! Help yourself to a free Coffee yourselves while we wait for the update!

[kirby-the-gorb]

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Singapore Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso

[crushedsweets]

Everytime i scroll through my HC masterlist i Hang my head in shame cuz there’s no way I spent that much time making that many posts about A CREEPYPASTA AU (I so badly i want to be making that many posts everyday again)

[c-kiddo]

thinkin about when tmn met cad and nott was like “do you need any help there, mr? mrs?” .like Let me get this bitchs pronouns before i call him strange and frightening and then shoot my friend to check if he has healing powers

[robertdowneyjjr]

hey, so. funny thing.

@whinysteve and i have been going insane for like two days because we couldn't find this one fic we really liked, and we both remembered reading it not so long ago but somehow neither of us could recall how it ended? and we kept saying that it's so GOOD and how the heck did it just disappear? well, after hours of losing my mind going through my ao3 history, the steve/tony tag with various keywords, the findingstony blog... it. it hit me that i can't find it because it doesn't exist. because it was the soulmates au idea you posted like two weeks ago where their words only show up after they've met their soulmate.

i thought you might find this amusing. 😩 (i do, but i also need to lie down for a bit because i will never know how steve fixed that mess)

hahahaha omg liv if this is your way of peer pressuring me into writing the whole fic i might actually do it??? because your ask has got me thinking about what would happen next.

that said, steve still hasn't figured out how to fix this mess. i'm very sorry about this.

(stonyclunks soulmates au part one here)

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having been rescued by SHIELD, news of steve's recovery was immediately delivered to howard stark who, while not as involved with SHIELD as he used to be, still receives weekly reports as one of its co-founders.

he'd gone home that night and brought it up in the middle of cutting his steak. coincidentally, tony had been visiting that day and stayed for dinner, so he found out about captain america's miraculous resurrection before the general public did, and honestly, he had enough of hearing about how great this guy was growing up. he really didn't need to keep hearing about it as an adult after he'd finally worked through his issues with his dad and his obsession with a (not quite) dead war hero.

so after howard's announcement, tony politely requested howard refrain from talking about this guy with him.

"i know he's your friend, and you'll probably be spending a bit of time with him now that he's been found, and i'm really happy for you, but i think it would be better for our relationship if we could talk about literally anything but him," he'd said.

and, well. howard was trying. he knew he wasn't the best dad and he also wanted to do right by maria, who spent so many years torn between her son and her husband while trying to mend their relationship. they were finally in a relatively good place with each other which made maria happy. and to be frank, howard had actually come to really enjoy tony's company whenever he was home. he was quite happy too. so he agreed. they don't talk about steve and howard doesn't ask tony to meet steve.

that very night, tony made sure 'captain america' and 'steve rogers' were muted in all his news feeds and social channels.

he literally doesn't know a single thing about the man besides what he learned in his childhood, which he's blocked out. it's a peaceful two years of blissful ignorance.

fast forward to now, tony's packing up his suitcase and getting ready to check out of his hotel when he sees a text from his mom in their family group chat.

seems he's not quite the perfect role model you always made him out to be, howard 🤡, her message reads.

what follows is a link to an instagram post, and from the message preview he can see that it's steve rogers' profile, and under normal circumstances he wouldn't even bother clicking the link.

but 1) maria usually never brings up the man in tony's presence either, and 2) her comment made him laugh. so color tony intrigued.

he taps the link and sees the post. it's a picture of a coffee cup from the place he was at a week ago. the one where he got body slammed by his mysterious dick of a soulmate and unfairly yelled at for it.

he reads the caption and his legs give out under him.

i don't even know if you'll see this, but all i can do is hope. i'm sorry for the words that have made their mark on you. i know i don't deserve it, but i'm hoping you could give me a second chance. i won't yell at you this time, i promise. yours, a fucking asshole

one week ago, captain america was barely even a blip on tony's radar and that's how he preferred it. now, steve rogers is tony's mysterious dick of a soulmate.

what the fuck even is his life.

[amygdalae]

Forgot abt the joys of turning a V8 into a virgin bloody mary

[face-breaker]

hi, i'm still alive — i'm still SICK and also still working, so i've been — kinda, not all the way here. i've still been lurking on the dash, but i can't even promise that rn. your best bet is catching me on discord, but even that's been fickle, due to the nature of my job. so ??? i mean, i'm still here, i'm still alive — y'all just hold out a little longer for me.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

has happened plenty around iconis goings on but what an all-timer

[puplikeanangel]

wanna have a nice dinner date at home with my gf where I come home from work, so tired and achey and she’s lit candles n cooked for me <3 she unlaces my shoes for me and hangs my coat, tells me to sit down, relax and eat. she pours me a glass of wine which tastes a little funny but i brush it off and we start talking. I’m feeling so taken care of and happy, she’s topping off my wine glass whenever it gets low but I don’t think too hard about it, she’s just being sweet! she’s staring into my eyes while I talk and all I can think about is how in love with her I am and how sleepy I am… before I know it, I’m dizzy and giggly and asking to be taken to bed while she coos at me about drinking the whole bottle of wine and slides her hand up my thigh with a wild look in her eye. that’s the last thing I remember, although that night I have very vivid dreams about being fucked & bred until I cum over and over and I wake up with extra messy hair and cum still leaking out of me

[thatgirlwithasquid]

u know that lil test they sometimes do on young kids where they leave them with like a marshmallow or something and say ‘dont touch this until i get back. you can have it when i get back’ and then leave them alone in the room with it for a while to see if they wait or cave to their impulses? and you can visibly see them eyeing it up and thinking about it and sometimes they bargain with themselves like ‘well… maybe if i just have a TINY piece..?’? yeah. feeling like that rn with my bluray box set that got delivered yesterday.

[zooterscooter]

*flailing*

What if…

When they were both mortal Clicky was always masking because they felt like they had to in order to make sure the scripts they wrote together could be made.

And Thespius just never masked at all. He never even considered it he was just openly Autistic and Trans and Gay all over the place.

And Clicky knew how people in the industry could be so he masked in a way to make sure no one could be upset when Thespius acted differently than what people expected/wanted.

And when Clicky became God it was just something he kept doing even though They don’t have to anymore.

YESSS THATS REALLY GOOD THINKING !! thats 100% going into my belief system now thank you

i hope that as time went on, thespius helped clicky unmask and unlearn those behaviours that were really hammered into his brain from doing it for so so long… i can only imagine how exhausted he’d be all the time- not just from yknow. being a god, but from the constant masking they did

ouhh our poor guy..

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

whining

love that i cried for the first time this year (the year that not only did my father die and i haven't been able to even take time off to grieve, but i had two breakups, neither of which has really yet included an acknowledgement of the concrete ways my exes actually hurt me because i've been so fucked up all year i can't trust myself to take any actions in case i'm being irrational and mean) not because of any of that or anything else objectively bad that's happened, but because my birthday fucking sucked

[otamotone-dnp]

my tit show is in a week!!!! 🥳🤩🎉