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#kirby#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#my wife is here???????#my partner said he was getting drinks with a friend after work and came home with my wife instead???????#she wasn't supposed to come visit for another 3 weeks or something like that#but they snuck her into town since she won't have enough time away from work to sneak in for my birthday next weekend#I love my wife :)#also they managed to completely 100% surprise me which isn't easy to do!#(I also love my partner for the record)#(I am happiest when they are both home with me)
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Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :
Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources
Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)
Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women
Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women
Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)
Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)
Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community
Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS
Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough
Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media
Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards
Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories
Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")
And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue
Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)
#Also I'm saying this as someone who actually watched quite a few of Somerton's videos#And noticed those patterns and stopped watching bc I recognised them from here#and had already learned to unlearn them after being so exposed to them here#And tbh I think anyone who hasn't had the luck or made the conscious choice to seek out ppl who pushed against those narratives#Would absolutely have fallen for this man's bullshit. Like let's not kid ourselves we see takes like this every day on this hellsite#2014 me would have. For sure.#This is next to the plagiarism issue which as Harris points out is an Internet wide issue and this includes tumblr#James Somerton#hbomberguy#todd in the shadows#This brought to you by a conversation with my wife yesterday#So many ppl on here don't deserve to meme or be this self absolvingly critical of this man#The call is coming from inside the house#The man has a tumblr it would legit not surprise me if some of the things he supposedly made up himself he did actually get from somewhere#And that somewhere was a tumblr post
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#and also take this one. wont ever clean this but i enjoy the expressions. not much to add here#laios touden#kabumisu#farcille#.. what is chilchuck and his wife ..#chilchuck tims#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#my art#dunmeshi spoilers
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If you're a motorcyclist in LA and you heard barking, that was me, sorry, it will happen again.
#BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK#comic#I love my friend she gets it#one of our first times hanging out and she matched my energy lmao i love my platonic wife she gets me#me when i see a biker like ROUROUROUROUROUROU come here I just wanna get a lil handsy with you BARKBARKBARKBARK
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karaoke night at the fairy fort but only with britney songs
basically I saw this mashup on yt and felt like I had to draw it,, ren and lizzie duet irl when
#last life#last life smp#trafficblr#ldshadowlady#rendog#fairy fort#last life my wife i need to rewatch her. anyways this was ALSO an exuce to draw mcyt again and make up wierd outfits. I am Repetative.#edit“” this has been collecting dust in my drafts so here u go#digital art#my art
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DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD (2024) — Lace Harding what is happening to me?
#gamingnetwork#vgedit#videogameedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#gameplaydaily#WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#datvedit#mydatv#myda4#datv#scout harding#scout lace harding#lace harding#dont like the colours here but i dont CARE that is my GIRL my WIFE!!!!#datv spoilers
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colin: *is angry, feels betrayed and insecure and turned on* also colin:
#polinsated#mygifs*#bridgerton#bridgerton 3x07#bridgerton spoilers#polin spoilers#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#penelope bridgerton#colin x penelope#polin#polinedit#bridgertonedit#userjamiec#...#i posted this on twitter (never calling it x ugh) and people loved it so here we go#i saw some posts about colin not respecting pen and it prompted these gifs lmao#like bruh this is colin 'my wife' bridgerton....#even angry he's gonna fiercely protect her
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face of a man who just said he has no doubts max will win the wdc this year (& when sky germany disagreed he offered them a bet hahaha)
#MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE#i am so happy to have him back here#i also recorded the whole thing#so might translate all if it later#f1#formula one#formula 1#sebastian vettel#max verstappen#interlagos gp 2024#brazilian gp 2024#sao paulo gp 2024
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#“Ford please- love who you love but not this one” /j#reawakening my gravity falls obsession was not in my bingo card but here we are#that old man sure is fiddlin with ford#what would this poly ship name be /j#that book sure is billing#gravity falls#stan pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#old man mcgucket#raccoon wife#old man yaoi#the book of bill#stanford pines#ford pines#stanley pines#fiddauthor#ford squared#stanford x fiddleford#fiddleford x stanford#ravmycupine art#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls comic#comic#fan comic
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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He literally makes me so depressed
#hey everyone how we feeling#the band ghost#cardinal copia#papa emeritus iv#rite here rite now#idk why ive never made art of my fav band ever but now my wife is balls deep in it too so thats probably why i got the motivation#were delusional atm
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STARDEW VALLEY (2016) dev. ConcernedApe
#stardew valley#gif#sdv#sdvedit#stardewvalleyedit#stardew edit#dailygaming#gamingedit#gamingscenery#usercomfort#lxdymaria#*#*sdv#feat. my wife <3#and lewis is here too i guess
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10/09/2024
Please help us groceries for our little family
For the past 2 weeks my gf and I have been healing from covid. While ive been sick my job shorted my last check in retaliation. I lost approx. $470 along with my entire next check. Hopefully I can go back to work soon and sort things out with my job, but in the meantime we really need the help of our community
I will NOT be getting paid this upcoming period so this is crucial for us, we don't have anything we can really cook with, we're out of toiletries and detergent and our dog only has food for the next 3 days
$470 total needed, anything helps!
CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen
VM: wildwotko
Dm 4 PPL
#sorry we are poor#anything helps#im seriously not going to be getting paid at all sooooo#yeah i hate it here#i just wanna keep my job and provide for my wife and son
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people be wondering why there's no appearance from hades in any of the sagas, especially the underworld saga (even if he wasn't in the odyssey itself) i have a theory!
spoilers for vengeance saga and future ithaca saga!
do you not understand how busy that poor guy/god is during odysseus' terrible, horrible, no good, bad journey home™
first he has 7 freshly made pancakes men (14 if you count the club smash noises in survive, but we'll go with 7 for this) sent by chef polyphemus, appearing one after the other.
not long after that, you have 550 very soaked (drowned) men pop through in the blink of an eye, no thanks to his younger brother, mr ruthlessness himself, poseidon.
then while he's still counting/organising the paperwork for them, a young man appears, who happens to be very drunk (talking about pig men?)
not long after that, somehow a warship filled with mortal men breaks into the underworld, ALL ALIVE, and the (king? leader? captain? he's not too sure at this point) starts singing outside his front door about becoming a monster????? but before he can sic cerberus on them, they leave on their own
finally he thinks he has a break when 6 men holding torches (are some missing limbs?!?) have now joined the party down under (granted they're all in no mood to party, they weren't expecting to become snacks for a sea monster)
and just as quick as they'd arrived, in a flash (just like the snap of lightning that took them out) 36 crispy/fried men (gods damn it zeus) appear, weapons drawn like they were about to attack someone (how does that one guy at the front swing such a big sword?)
at this point hades is wondering what the fuck is happening upstairs, because ain't no way these 600 men are all from the same fleet/island under one guy's command (turns out the captain's name is odysseus)
he thinks his prayers are answered because he has had peace for 7 years, just the normal flow of souls into the underworld- (wait whats that chanting)
suddenly those previous 600 souls are flying their way outta the underworld (he didn't know they could do that) while singing "six hundred men! (six hundred)" on repeat
they return though (thank the gods, he didn't need to go soul hunting) and once again he thinks everything will be calm
(he also found out from zeus, that their brother got his godly-ass handed to him by that MORTAL odysseus! WHO USED HIS OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM (something to help make him laugh over spring & summer and while he waits for his beautiful persephone to return home))
he finally thinks his time with odysseus and the souls that come from him/being around him is over. when in minutes of each other, the souls of 108 men appear, all killed in gruesome ways. then they tell him that they were killed by beggar who then revealed himself as king odysseus, from trying to marry his wife and take over his kingdom (ok very understandable murder then)
at this point hades doesn't know whether he's excited for, or dreading the day he actually meets odysseus in the distant future (yes distant, i don't care about/ don't accept the telegony. let the poor man enjoy the rest of his life with his son and wife!!!)
but yeah, understandable why you don't hear from him throughout the sagas
#hades: i'm hard working & organised#hades: i love and spoil my wife for the six months she's here and then love and miss her dearly for the six she's not#hades: so WHY am i being punished with all this extra work because of ONE MORTAL#hades: *looking at all the souls that keep appearing*#hades: CAN YOU ALL STOP MOVING AROUND?! ITS SO FRUSTRATING WHILE IM TRYING TO COUNT!!#can gods get grey hair? because i feel like this has caused hades some#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#hades#hades epic#? i guess#odysseus epic#epic the musical spoilers#epic the vengeance saga spoilers#epic ithaca saga#epic ithaca saga spoilers#can you spoil something when your pulling/using the info from an ancient poem?#*shrugs*
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Doctor Who as tweets/textposts pt.4
<- | DW | ->
#doctor who#10th doctor#9th doctor#jackie tyler#martha jones#jack harkness#rassilon#11th doctor#Reinette is bizarre but makes more sense when you take it in context that Moffat is just doing The Time-Traveller's Wife AUs#the about face the Doctor does from Rose to Reinette in TGITF and the stupid lol so random 'heres a horse' stuff is whiplash#but between fireplace blink and everything with river#moffat is just writing AUs for one of the bestselling novels of 2003#frequent daily reminder that moffat hides none of his fanfic heritage he is deeply unprofessional#oh this is an anti-moffat blog if unclear#he's objectively and subjectively just bad#and i had my debates when s5 was airing im not interested in arguing objective facts about quality
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Butch Fem!Boba Fett…
#don’t wanna mention modern AU in the caption so I’m putting that here ❤️#this is my wife btw so HANDS OFF#also I forgot to watermark so be nice#boba fett#star wars#star wars au
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