#wonderful technology

[6flyingosprey6]

[willypadilly]

[boonjur]

Logurt game night

[rocals]

CDs are obsolete because the sound quality sucks

yeah sucks me good and hard through my jorts

[lizzybeeee]

Eluvians, Pre-DATV ->

A mystical relic of the past, inaccessible unless if you have the 'key' to it - knowledge or power. A device that allows you to enter the Crossroads, a place between the Fade and the physical world, allowing you to travel between these spaces that breadth the length of the ancient elven empire. So few people actually knowing it's name or purpose. The few working mirrors surviving in the most desolate locations of Thedas, the Deep Roads or Ancient Elven Ruins, long since claimed by the ravages of time and cut off from present day Thedas.

Merrill, spending a near decade pushing her knowledge of her people's craftsmanship and magic to the brink - seeking out the aid of a powerful demon, Audacity, bound to the Sundermount, to help her cleanse and reforge her small part of history. Giving up her home and position within her clan in the hopes of restoring some small part of their past. Turning to magic perceived as 'forbidden', earning the scorn of her own clan and the rest of the world, being branded as a 'monster' by the people she loved so dearly. Assembling the shattered shards and forging them together, using her clans Arulin'Holm that has been passed through the ages and guarded by them.

Eluvians in DATV ->

Two for one sale - in working condition - some minor scratching on the frame.

Come down to your local dock / semi-abandoned forest / emo underpass / temu crestwood / BEACH / fight club / assassins creed 2 hidden level for more information.

Our handy Veil Jumpers can fix your faulty eluvians in 30 minutes or less.

[kirby-the-gorb]

[ask-spiderpool]

You LEFT Twitter? But think of all the good things that website offers!! And then let me know what you got because I’m blanking out rn

It has the porn bots! I’ll miss those girls. Oh, and the loveless algorithm that shills your posts to alt-right-wingers who send you death threats. All the beautiful things.

[reality-detective]

Are the blinding LED headlights on newer vehicles part of the hostile agenda against humanity and nature? 🤔

[egophiliac]

HAVE YOU SEEN MALLEUS DORM UNIFORM CARD????

I didn't get him. :( ...so I looked up his dorm story and it is incredible, oh my god. if you haven't noticed by now, Malleus doing the absolute stupidest shit with the best intentions is my favorite, and this is pandering directly to that part of me. I can't pick a favorite part.

(wait, actually, yes I can)

[pratchettquotes]

"Is that what you came to see me about?" said Leonard.

"No. I came to talk to you," said Lord Vetinari, "about the gonne."

"Oh, dear. I'm very sorry."

"I am afraid it has...escaped."

"My goodness. I thought you said you'd done away with it."

"I gave it to the Assassins to destroy. After all, they pride themselves on the artistic quality of their work. They should be horrified at the idea of anyone having that sort of power. But the damn fools did not destroy it. They thought they could lock it away. And now they've lost it."

"They didn't destroy it?"

"Apparently not, the fools."

"And nor did you. I wonder why?"

"I...do you know, I don't know?"

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

[doccywhomst]

fourteen’s speech about the tardis outlasting civilization on an outcrop by the sea was a story from experience btw. their arrival in our universe was met with curiosity, greed, and violence- then they get wise. they preserve it. they build a city all around it- until who the doctor used to be was just a tiny little dot, surrounded by skyscrapers and monorails- but time passes and the city falls, it all gets swept away- and there’s the doctor….

[baerryjj]

[aslyran]

Hogwarts letter

[papercranesong]

Season 3 Episode 5 Impulse

[twilight-zoned-out]

"Seven years ago we all went through the flames; and the happiness of some of us since then is, we think, well worth the pain we endured."

Although Dracula was published in 1897, some think that it takes place in 1893 because of the way the days and dates used line up. If that's the case, Jonathan Harker's epilogue, seven years later, would have been added around 1900. A new era bubbling with new change and new conventions. The story ends with Jonathan looking ahead to a new century filled with the unknown and being able to look on the past, despite its darkness, "without despair."