#wonder woman

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

It is just a never ending cycle of suggesting other aliens to varying levels of fun reaction (J’onn is mildly amused and lets the joke go on, Barda throws hands) until they finally run out of aliens to the stubbornly persistent Aliens and start suggesting fun meta-heroes.

Diana is also amused until she points out she wasn’t even biologically made and sculpted so if they want a lot of human data they should definitely check out her good friend!

The Question is just vibrating with excitement on the table to the point the Aliens think someone suggested another speedster. They do not want another speedster after Bart

One off Superman story where Clark Kent gets classically abducted by aliens in the farm so said aliens can find out more information about human biology and Clark's just like *sucks in air through his teeth* so about that....

[superheroes-or-whatever]

MultiVersus: Collision Detected (2024) #1-6 covers by Dan Mora

[celebrity-erotictriggers]

Wonder woman Lynda Carter

[violent138]

New recruit to the JLA, trying to win over Batman mid-meeting: "Speaking of our defensive capabilities, this place is so cool, mind walking me through the design?"

Batman: "Really?"

Superman: "No, no, it can wait--"

New recruit: "Tell me everything."

*a few hours later*

Diana, mouthing to Clark: "Make it stop."

Clark, who has now failed to cut off Bruce three times, including setting off a fire alarm with heat vision: "I don't know what else to do."

Flash: *asleep on the table*

Green Lantern to Bruce: "Are you trying to torture us? There are easier ways, you sick bastard."

Bruce, unfazed, ploughing on with his lecture:

Green Lantern, to J'onn, telepathically: "Hit him with a headache or something. Send him into a coma."

J'onn: "You are the fifth request, I assure you I have made several attempts."

Arthur: "I can take him out. It'll be a regrettable loss, but the world needs the rest of us--"

Hawkgirl, over the intercom: "Sorry to interrupt your meeting, but there's an emergency on--"

*all other members stand up, ignoring the pleading looks New Recruit is giving them*

Hal, dragging Barry out of his seat: "Tell them every one is coming."

Hawkgirl: "Everyone? That's a little--"

Diana: "Yes, we'll all go. Nobody look back, it's now or never."

Dinah, glancing at the New Recruit: "Oh but he's so young."

Oliver: "They all need to learn at some point, let's just get out of here."

[drmajalis]

Wonder Woman has ALWAYS been awesome and I'm so glad to see this William, Elizabeth, and Olive would be proud

Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary

[theocddiaries]

Bruce: Clark, we've been at this for hours. Please move it along. Come on. Clark: Oh! Conner's family portrait from kindergarten. I gotta keep this. Bruce: What are we, a family of potatoes? Toss it. Clark: All right, fine, but you can't expect me to get rid of this. Bruce: Of course I can, it's just a turkey. A very ugly and misshapen turkey. Clark: The shape of the turkey is his hand. It's his little hand preserved forever. Bruce: He still has a hand! Two hands, in fact! Conner, come down here and show your father your hands!! Clark: It's not the same and you know it. Bruce: Clark, I almost got crushed by boxes full of sentimental junk. Clark: Oh, come on, it's not even the closest near death experience you've ever had. Bruce: Toss the turkey! And toss the blue banana and the dog with six legs! Clark: Okay, okay, but you seriously can't tell me that Damian's finger painting makes you feel nothing. Bruce: I feel something… Confused. Who the hell's "babby"? Clark: It says "daddy." He made his little D's backwards. You're his "babby." How do you not feel anything? Bruce: Clark, honey, I'll tell you how, and it's simple: our children are not talented. Clark: You're a monster. Bruce: Well, that would explain why I have three eyes and lobster hands in Dick's drawing from elementary school. Which I am gonna toss, too. [A few hours later, outside the house] Bruce: Okay, it's all gotta go. Diana: Are you sure Clark's fine with this? Bruce: Absolutely. Lois: Then why do I feel his eyes on me like a thousand tiny daggers? [They look back, seeing Clark glaring at them with hatred from the living room window.] Bruce: See? He's fine.

[spaceshiprocket]

Wonder Woman by Steve Rude

[vintageceleb]

Lynda Carter

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

Superman: Robin wait, we’re the Justice League, your dad’s friends!

Robin: That’s a lie, my dad is too paranoid to have friends!

Wonder Woman: We can prove that we are Batman’s comrades, my lasso compels all who touch it to speak only the truth.

Robin: Uh-huh, and I’m an actual bird that got turned into a human.

Green Lantern: I’m Spooky’s least favorite coworker.

Robin: Ok you I believe. He’s complained about you before. A lot.

imagine the “Robin meets the JL while Batman is away” trope but it’s inverted. instead of being funny and interesting and extroverted all of the Robins just bolt. bolt, hide, or fight. B told them not to ever let themselves get cornered and to run if a meta sets eyes on them. so they run, they hide, and they fight back with a tiny shard of holdout Kryptonite B had embedded in their gauntlet. they dig their boots in, clench their fists, and prepare to be immovable at <100 lbs.

[frownyalfred]

Imagine superbat being together while part of the trinity with Diana but not making their relationship public. I can definitely see the media being the media and putting out pieces about Batman and Superman fighting over Wonder Woman's attention anytime the 2 have a spat, or speculating about a love triangle within the trinity because hey, its literally Wonder Woman, who wouldn't fall for her?

We know Clark is more of an investigative journalist but for comedic purposes, imagine being Clark Kent and being asked to write a piece titled 'Batman vs Superman: fightinh for Wonder Woman's Love'.

I love this. Diana being pressed at a press conference about who’s the “subject” of her affections and she just lectures them about the bonds of battle and friendship and some smart-ass beat reporter says “so what about between the two of them?” and Diana smiles and says “Well, what they have is certainly remarkable,” and leaves them with that tidbit still reverberating through the microphone.

[38sr]

[fanart] design review again

[gaddaboutgriffon]

Feels like this would work better with Superman and his enhanced hearing then with Wonder Woman. Cold even use the excuse he was flying home from a mission or kansas when he heard Danny higher up then any human should be without a plane.

I don't really have a story idea for it but i'd love to see a story where Danny's having a meltdown or some kind of panic attack but privacy is hard to come by in his home or even at school so he just flies up into the sky.

Ridiculously high in the air, no one would even notice the small shape up there hyperventilating or crying out whatever frustration has him pinned down today.

Only for Wonder Woman to come across him by complete chance. What was she doing around Amity Park? Who knows. Could have been on a JL mission nearby. Could be a complete coincidence. Maybe she heard crying up in the air which is usually impossible and decided to check it out.

What she did not expect to come across was a young teen in distress, curled up in a ball in the sky. Maybe she mistakes him for not having control of his powers and being afraid. Maybe she decides he must have some control because it has to take skill to just float there while having some kind of anxiety attack.

Either way, she's a shoulder to cry on and Danny will take any comfort at this point.

I really just like Mom-Wonder Woman.

[telffiin]

she's so wonderful

[goldbite83]

tee hee.

[bi-dykes]

OP, there is no need to keep this in mind for next June! Wonder Woman is actually bisexual and not pansexual. Greg Rucka is not of major authority of Wonder Woman- he is one of the many DC comic writers, who came in and made an incorrect statement on her, even though she has been bisexual for decades. Wonder Woman was made in 1941, and Greg Rucka called her pansexual just in 2016. He also could call her blonde. It won’t magically make her blonde. Not every DC writer is word of gods.

The original creator of Wonder Woman based her off of his bisexual wife and bisexual partner, who both were the inspiration and foundation of Wonder Woman.

Lynda Carter also confirmed Diana is bisexual:

And the OFFICIAL pride month cover art of Wonder Woman has the bisexual flag colours over her head

As I said earlier, Greg could say that Wonder Woman is blonde, or that she is not an Amazonian but American or whatever. What one writer says amongst many others is not automatically correct.

Greg is not honouring the original sources of inspiration for Wonder Women, the bisexual women she’s inspired by, Lynda Carter’s confirmation, or the Pride month cover and the colour scheme they chose. Sometimes writers are wrong. And that sucks.

@ozyrorsch I understand that you mean well and that you were fed misinformation from a legitimate article from a legitimate writer. But bisexual characters are erased as straight, lesbian, gay, or pan so frequently, that when a bi character is “confirmed” as anything other than bi, it’s good to do further research instead of relying on one article. Once again, I know you have good intentions, and I mean no harm, just sharing the truth on Diana’s bisexuality.

Pride 2023 Day 24: Diana