#won't i ?

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[theredtours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

[mroddmod]

out of context meme of an au i'm cooking

[soaptaculart]

The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"

[sabertoothwalrus]

modern au laios

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[jinxpologist]

just wanted to say that i'm seeing headlines everywhere say "floridians rejected an amendment to secure abortion rights" and that is NOT TRUE.

we voted ~57% to enshrine abortion rights in the florida constitution. amendments for our state require a supermajority, aka 60% to pass. this is bullshit and we were set up to fail.

the entire time, our governor Ron Desantis' officials were pressuring and threatening media outlets for publishing anything supporting this amendment.

don't believe the bullshit headlines. floridians wanted abortion rights.

[everchased]

THAT one's goin on the list too now!

[twominutests]

3am ponders

usually I don't think about these days, all the bittersweet memories between 2022-2024. All those people, all the *love* between everyone. It seems like such a unique experience, because it taught me what forgiveness looks like. it taught me how to love you and love myself.

I left because I was so fearful of that love, that sharp sensation which develops first as tingles down your spine and grows out to fill in every crevasse. the type which makes you forgive and forget all your own impurities, because all you can think about is *them*.

I wonder if we would still know each other if I had coped? I wonder if these thoughts would be flooding someone's dms instead of filling out a hollow page? I wonder if I could have been taught how my behaviour reoccurs, and reoccurs... and how each time, I feel more broken than the last.

I think about how each event causes me to linger on the past - on the *before*. There's such a sense of unknowing in me, a longing for those days to come back. Because all I want right now, is to have those sweet late night calls, all the photos and videos, and most importantly... you. because this night causes me to linger on my past mistakes. no matter how far I run, I cannot outrun my past. it always catches up, and it always wins this stupid fight with myself.

and i consider,

I should have admitted my fears to you, to the ones I loved. Instead, I lied and lashed out, I lied to your face and to all the people who had followed and listened to me. I scorned, I stated I loved elsewhere, I stated I had changed myself and never told you.

did you know it was all a lie?

because i never stopped loving, I just grew afraid of what was to come,

so I took it upon myself, to remove the 'problem',

that problem was never you

[sleepynegress]

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

* Adding a note because I FEEL yall's frustration. I feel similar to the way you feel when someone uses the word "casted" instead of "cast" when someone is cast in a show, for example... So... I PROMISE I never said it aloud. It is indeed "Meyet" said in almost one syllable, with a French roll of the tongue in the middle. TODAY I LEARNED. It means Crumb.

[dazzlerazz]

Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

Important Edit!!!!!

I don't mean to piggyback off of the success of this post but

A trans person is in need of your financial help

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If you can, please consider donating to him, lord knows he needs it right now

Finley is at risk of losing his living situation, vet bills piling up, and much more

Please consider donating to his fundraiser (linked below) or donating via PayPal (eriklovescats@gmail.com) with a note that it's for the GoFundMe

Edit 2

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[violent138]

There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:

Goon: "You won't kill me."

Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"

Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."

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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"

Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."

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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*

Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"

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Steph: *clears throat*

Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*

Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."

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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*

Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."

Gordon: "What."

Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.