#woe 24 be upon ye

[squirtbagging]

this is old but I'm sure someone could appreciate it

[harbingersecho]

i saw this and was inspired to try my hand at making some vaguely disco elysium style skills for Locus

[thatcontrolfangirl]

me, trying to say bitch:

autocorrect:

since this breached containment, let it be known this includes trans butches, radfems fuck off <3

[frootlooptime]

"come and take a swim with me" bones - the killers

[necrophilemagpie]

as much as i love the idea of fan kids in media with immortals in it[and i do find peoples fankid ocs generally fun], i don't think Integra would do that even adopted even whatever, at least not intentionally.

I gotta be real, I don't think she'd want to do that to Alucard unless there Really isn't another choice. One would assume he is bound to the bloodline/inheritance line and another heir is kind of just... extending the capacity of this to hurt him for at least another generation.

Unless the powers that be threaten to do something bigger than him otherwise, Integra, who seems to have intentionally picked the under-equipped for the position and non-related Penwood jr to get the organization after her death, her plan here is pretty clear. She wouldn't have a 'real' heir if she can help it because she wants Alucard free of the bond after her, she wants to be the last person with the capacity to take away his autonomy like that.

none of the characters in this show are good people exactly, but I do think she feels a kind of remorse for both her family's past likely uncountable abuse towards him, and personally for perhaps overstepping a boundary or two. because that just Will Happen if you have that kind of 100% control over someone.

Legit, that's why you rarely hear her specify something as an 'order' even when he obviously acts out, only in real key moments/after their back and forth they do for that. I genuinely do not think she likes to use the full extent of the power she has over him, just more so fill that role in his life so he feels... comfortable for a lack of a better word? There is fun powerful and there is 'this is something my father would do to you' and i reckon hard orders are a lot more of the latter

i don't think she'd trust an heir or a potential heir's heir to tell the difference.

partially because i don't know how much she trusts herself to.

[definitelynotshouting]

TOMORROW

[the-dye-stained-socialite]

Chapter Update! Again!

Ship: Aurora Winn/Elias Leroux

Rating: M

Murder Time!!!!!

Total word count (so far): 5,162

The Slaughter

elias is mine, rory belongs to @thedeafprophet !

(about two chapters left!!!)

[flugame-mp3]

no longer post limited :D

theo, they/he/ze/whatever, in my 20s

tags + blinkies + more under the cut :)

blinkie/stamp IDs in alt! ^^

[c10v3r]

if you guys ever heard me say i love inanimate insanity no you didnt thats not true you never heard anything from me ever (/jjjj)

[just-wublrful]

i have to be honest i had no idea the 24-hour clock was a standard thing til i moved to europe. i spent my whole life outside of the usa and canada (not from either of those countries) and everyone i knew used am/pm

[cuteniarose]

how does suiren use her waterbending to fight? what constructs does she make with her powers? (ie: ice spikes, water arms, etc)

Bold of you to assume I have ever thought that far into it 😂😂 No, but really, the grand total of Suiren fight scenes I have written is 0, and… for as much emphasis as I always put on her being a waterbender and how much that means to her, I really can’t remember the last time I wrote or drew her bending, if that’s even something I ever did because nothing immediately comes to mind? Maybe like, in chapter 5 of SotRL or something (I had to go look up what chapter it was in, which means I’m slowly forgetting everything about that damn fic, nature is healing <3), but that barely counts cause that was nearly 4 years ago and both she and I were completing different people back then. The only one I can clearly remember writing her bending is Kat, and I think the last time she wrote a detailed description of it was in Uprooted, which was in published in 2022, so a while ago also. Could be misremembering though

Anyway, to at least try to answer your question partially based on stuff Kat came up with (because I’m pretty much useless in this regard), she doesn’t particularly fight much. She’s an assassin, her job is to complete her assignment and quickly and cleanly as possible, so usually she’ll just slit someone’s throat and be done with it. She uses ice a lot, paper thin slices of it (think Katara in her fight against Pakku) since those make her kills rather clean, but if it does devolve into a fight, she’ll form an ice dagger (👀🔥 iykyk). I don’t think she uses water arms since her mom is a really touchy subject for her, but in a universe where they were never separated she totally would

So.. yeah, I don’t really know what to tell you. In general if you think any of this is thought out more thoroughly than “a very lonely 12 year old thought it would be cool and never gave it any in depth thought past that” then you’d be very, very mistaken 😅

[bardinthezone]

twenty twenty-vore. next question.

REMINDER: We're taking next week off, so there won't be any livestreams or new episodes, but the Naming of 2024 will be out on January 1st!

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

for the new year, i have decided to make a couple edits and additions to the almighty Calendar. happy 2024.

IT JUST HAPPENS

DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Thursday the 20th

The Fifth of Wednesday

Second Week of May: Eurovision

Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating

Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS (at least the ones i celebrate)

Every Monday: Garfield Hates Mondays

Every Tuesday: Tom Servo Tuesday

Every Wednesday: It Is Wednesday My Dudes

Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday

Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday

Every Saturday: Sea Slug Saturday

Every Sunday: Energy Sword Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

January 1: Copyright Expiration Day

January 8: Spiders Georg Day

January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day

January 18: Bug Race

January 29: Threshold Day

All of February: Funguary

ALSO All of February: Femslash February

February 3: WOE, VANILLA EXTRACT BE UPON YE

February 13: Galentines Day

February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day

March 9: Miku Day

March 10: Mario Day

March 14: Pi Day

March 15: Ides of March

March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today

April 1: Mishapocalypse

April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary

April 3: Dannypocalypse

April 8: Rex Manning Day

ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes

ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day

April 20: haha 420 blaze it

April 25: The Perfect Date

April 28: Ed Balls Day

April 30: It's Gonna Be May

All of May: Mermay

May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily

May 4: May the 4th Be With You

May 5: Revenge of the Fifth

May 25: The Glorious 25th of May

All of June: Pride Month

ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

June 5: Barricade Day

ALSO June 5: RONALD REAGAN IS DEAD

June 12: Another Homestuck Day

June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck

June 22: Summerween

All of July: Disability Pride Month

July 11-13: Dashcon Anniversary

July 20: Moon Landing

September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her

September 11: Mole Interest Monday

September 19: Talk Like A Pirate Day

September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-

All of October: SKELETON WAR

ALSO All of October: People Draw A Lot Month? (so many names)

October 3: Mean Girls Day

ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist Day

October 13: Treat Yo' Self

October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day

October 31: HALLOWEEN

November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day

November 19: Goncharov

November 29: HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD

All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?

December 10: Please, It's Christmas

December 12: Hawaii Part 2

December 23: Christmas Adam

December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

ALSO December 24: Cabinet Man Day

December 27: Porn Ban Effective Today

[amimuu]

Bing bong the story starts!

(“Dead Man’s hand” by Lord Huron starts playing in the background)

Got bored, did some doodles regarding all the little stories that go down in my au (most of them at the same time) ;3

Some of them might or might not end up in romance—WHO SAID THAT

Check under the cut for some ramblings

First of all—I somehow ended up posting this on insta first??? Ishdjdjdjjd

Second of all WOE doodles be upon ye

I already shared this one in an ask, but hey to those that didn’t run into it here it goes again :] Yona, Kallamar’s travel buddy, unaware “bodyguard”. Both of em are looking for the blue crown for different reasons and end up bumping into each other after a series of convenient events :] chaos ensures.

Doodles that might or might not be relevant to the lore…ISTHATTHEFOX—

ANYWAYS—for some reason my. My brain picked the worst possible moment ever to randomly have an art improvement and the urge to be drawing 24/7. Cuz. ITS FINALS WEEK??????? But I’ll survive. I think.

Welp. Thanks for checking out me lil post :333 from here I’ll actually try to sit down and write lore so art might be a little slower. Or maybe I get silly and it doesn’t bdjdjdjdjjdd.

[lexezombie]

Woe! Cluhsandra be upon yee!

Was thinking bout how it would be for her to age given the whole Bill genetics thing + decided to do her human form : )

Structurally she's more humanoid,,, hence the weird cone boobs

some notes + Lore below:

Childhood:

As a kid she isn't as bugged by really anything??

She's constantly changing the amount of fingers she has

Uses magic freely

When not at the shack during the summer, she lives with her dad + uncle on the boat and travels around with them!

Teens:

At this point the Stans are too old to travel anymore and settle back down in Gravity Falls

She goes to school and man is it rough : (

Hides her hands a lot since people pick on her for it (she refuses to shapeshift back to a 'normal amount' of fingers)

McGucket is officially recognized at Dad #2

Mabel pierced her ears

She wears Ford's sweater

That hoodie is from a band she likes

Rarely uses magic since it attracts attention

Becomes homeschooled after 2 years of normal school

Anxiety about how old her parents are is setting in HARD

Adulthood:

Stanley dies when she's 20

McGucket dies when she's 22

Ford dies when she's 24

Girls had it rough with loss and is like one more loss away from snapping

She's back to being open about her odd amount of fingers (LOVES being a weirdo)

Visits her families graves weekly

While a scientist by trade, she also stays with Soos and helps out with the Mystery Shack

The kids have no idea she's a triangle

Openly uses magic, just more discreet with it

Almost exclusively stays in human form

Manages to somewhat make up with Bill + is actually in contact with him (yes he's still in the Theraprism)

[mydarlingedits]

Hi! Can I request Mithrun and Kabru (Dungeon Meshi) matching non-square icons with a night theme, please?

MATCHING NIGHT THEMED KABURUN ICONS

FUCK. I FUCKED UP. I FORGOT THE NON SQUARE. WOE. DOUBLE THE ICONS BE UPON YE. ᯓᡣ𐭩

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Requested by 𓇿 anon .ᐟ

        𐙚˙⋆.˚ Date Posted 𓇿 7/25/24 .ᐟ

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Terms of use 𓇿 Free with Credit .ᐟ

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