#woah im mad

[teeto-peteto]

“Allow characters to have more than one emotion?” Oh no, Riot can’t do that, otherwise players will complain about why the characters talk so much.” (All of this is sarcasm, in case it wasn’t clear.) I swear, sometimes it feels like people want voice lines to go back to minute long carousel rides.

…Anyway. Vent over.

vent is not over

This is a perfect statement. Unless you're talking about Mordekaiser.

Anyone remembers when Project: Mordekaiser dropped and everyone started loosing their shit and claimed THIS was the best legendary skin in the game? How easy everyone threw down the river Dark Cosmic Jhin.

But they give a GIRL champion ONE more range of emotion and they fucking loose their shit. Male champions get full armored rad skins and everyone claps and make fan edits with the quotes and female champions get their splashart upside down and a reddit post saying 'Ok guys do you think they made her boobs bigger or nah?'.

Literally Ashe gets pushed away for speaking and in the meantime Viego is literally speaking his whole life and everyone goes like 'Wow... this slaps for an instagram reel with his quotes and stolen fanart'.

Riot does not want to put effort. Even now they are cutting down minutes of legendary and definitive skins voice lines to 8 minutes cause well they want the money money but they dont want to pay pay actors.

Riot constantly gives the 'thicc tiddy' skins to female champions. If they do to male champions, its because in their canon model they are shirtless/wearing revealing clothes etc (for example, Rakan or Sylas). Coven constantly gives this skins to female champions and then give a cool monster/spirit to male champions. Yes, covens are always composed of women, as star guardians are based on the magical girl trope and we still have Ezreal and Ekko there. Do we actually NEED to be 'historically correct' about coven?! Motherfuckers put girls in ridiculous clothing to call them witchy and then try to be historically correct. And they give the guys the cool skins. For what?! Cant we have an Old god Bel'Veth? Cant we have any female champion actually turn into monstruous eldritch horror? If they want to be so calculative and respectful to 'feminist part of history' then do this?

3. The community sucks and its mostly formed by dick-in-hand men. They see titty on a girl they go ooga booga. If the champion speaks and doesnt say anything cool rad about darkness and killing and slavering people then they loose interest and cry. 'Shut up woman i dont care'. In the end we will turn back to the 1 minute carousel lines cause nobody gives a flying fuck about what characters say. The amount of videos/shorts/reels i have seen recently about champion quotes theres not even ONE said by a woman champion. They always quote something corny about Sett being strong whatever. They always quote Viego in a romantic way, as if provoking mass genocide with the excuse of 'love' wasnt a red flag enough. They quote Mordekaiser (literally a torturer and an slaver, yeah...). But hey, i guess they are easy to harvest so Riot will keep producing for them.

ranted more than i expected but well :^)

small note: i do not care about anyones favourite character. You like Mordekaiser? Awesome. You like Viego? Go my dear, you can fix him i believe in you. You like Ashe? Thats so cool. I do not shame anyone's character/fictional other/kin at all. Everything i say just applies to heteronormative male that presents a huge percentage of lol players and active twitter users that bombards Riot.

[hermywolf]

taking a break on my mad at butcher streak to point out that. SIGH. UGH. he did pull hughie behind him to protect him when he was worming out. which was cute. or maybe he was just trying to stop him from intervening because hes a little stinky ass BITCH OF A MAN sorry woah sorry. seems im still mad. but yeah gay or whatever. ugh. billy butcher when i fucking get you. william jeffrey samuel eric butcher when i get your ass. when i get you. oh my god. what was my point. oh yeah homosexuality or whatever. butcher do you know how mad you have to make me for me to forget about yaoi. with your unlaced stupid shoes and your worms. bitch. dumbass bitchass hoe trip on your own failures and impale your head on your crowbar please and thank you. sorry. i still love you. no i dont. fuck off

[unknownarmageddon]

timeloop kross au where they’re both living in this town they hate so they swear to each other to get out whatever fucking way they can, but killer’s reckless, and dumb, and a hopeless romantic, and gets cross wrapped up in all kinds of crime. and they rob someone’s house for money so they can get out of town and killer kills the guy who’s house it is. and so cross has to deal with the moral turmoil of killing and robbing an almost complete stranger and actively running from authorities with this guy he realizes he doesn’t actually know that well, this guy he’s truly seeing for the first time (be it good or bad or both), but he’s so so stupidly in love with anyway. and who’s stupidly in love with him. and maybe killer gets hurt, maybe they both get hurt, and they’re lost and everything went to absolute shit just in a few days and they have blood literally on their hands. and part of cross wants (so desperately, even though he doesn’t realize that part) to go back, to how it was. to just get rid of all this shit. because of how jarringly different, foreign, unrecognizable, everything is. he hated that town, but it was what he knew and there was an odd comfort found in that familiarity. and now he’s afraid. and then cross wakes up. and it’s the same date as it was when it all started, and he’s back in his own house, and there’s no blood. but, no, no it had to have been a dream. a really weird, fucking vivid dream. so he tries to act normal, move on. and then stuff starts to get familiar. killer makes the same promise to him to get out of town. so cross tries so fucking hard to change it, to make sure it won’t end up the way it did in his dream. but it inevitably does, god it does, and again cross is filled with that turmoil and almost guilt, or regret. that unease. dissatisfaction. and he wakes up again. and it happens all over again. and this time he thinks something’s wrong with him. he’s having some weird ass dream. he’s lost his mind. and then it happens again. and again. and he can’t change any of it. and he keeps seeing killer with someone else’s blood on his hands, then he sees killer’s blood, then his own, and he feels that desperate, terrible fear of running again, of not being able to go back to how it was. of being ripped from this town he and killer were clawing till their fingers bled to get out of nonetheless. and now he has no fucking idea what’s happening to him. and it keeps happening. god, it keeps happening. he doesn’t know how many times it’s started over. and the only way to get out of this loop is to accept it. to accept that if he chooses this path with killer, of staying with him, of getting out of town, this is what’s gonna happen. he can’t avoid it, none of it. he has to make peace with that, accept that inevitable crushing abnormality that will come with his choices. he has to face them.

is that anything at all

[pseudophan]

whyyy can i hear the waves this is insane

[daneol]

Idk where to post this, it was supposed to be innocent n' normal at first but then something else inside me took over 🙏 anw this goes to the lesbians and anybody who enjoys mad moxxi here ya go

[baby-xemnas]

can i be honest. i am so over one piece posts because of oversaturation, i block the tag, but i will always visit your tumblr every so often because i love the idea and content of bepolaw so much. theyre so good and hot and wonderful. your content specifically. bepolaw real, even if idk jack shit about the series

anon's one piece:

maybe the real treasure were the bear best friends we kissed along the way

thank you so much for the message ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ makes me super happy that you check my stuff specifically and its an exception :)))))) thats very very nice ♥

[zykamiliah]

this is a half formed thought, but one of the biggest themes in svsss is agency and how the characters should

be aware of their own agency, responsible and aware of the impact their actions have in the world and the people around them, and

respecting other people's agency and acknowledging they are their own persons and should make their own decisions

you see it in how sqq isn't aware of the impact he has in the world around him and how he disregards lbh's agency before their resolution in maigu ridge. you see it in how zzl disregards sqq's agency, thinking he's doing what's best for sqq.

and we see it in how sj blatantly denies he has any agency over the things that he does and the things that happen to him.

he victimizes himself. constantly. "lqg makes him angry. it's lbh's fault that sj abused him. yqy makes him angry. the world makes him angry." it's really sad because he never escapes the slave mentality (he's a thing and things happen to him, he's a victim of the world around him, and everyone deserves his hate and derision), not until the last moment where he somewhat acknowledges his own agency and that he basically dug his own grave, and that he is who is is, a person that enjoys other people's unhappiness.

[sean-and-kevin]

HIIIII TUMBLR

MOM, DAD, THIS IS KEVIN AND SEAN, SEAN GOT TUMBR ON HIS NEW PHONE AND WERE RUNNING AN ACCOUNT TOGETHER!! I KNOW YOU PROBABLY DON'T TRUST US AFTER LAST INCIDENT BUT PLEEEASE DONT BE MAD??

@loki-laufeychild @mobius-m-mobius-speaks

[gayofthefae]

I think the Van Scene was also important for some of the audience for WillEl. To just emphasize once and for all that while he may have been a bit petty towards her at the roller rink, when it really comes down to it over Mike, he doesn’t let them be “pitted against each other” and sacrifices himself for her happiness as well.

It’s so sad because he shouldn’t feel like he has to sacrifice his happiness and there was absolutely a way for him to share his love as his own without it being a competition or even romantic but it is also important to have that emphasis that he is prioritizing what he thinks Mike wants, yes, but he is also prioritizing his sister. Nobody talks about that. 

It’s for both of them. To him it’s not just deprioritizing himself, it’s that the happiness is two against one anyways. Either they’re happy and he’s not and they don’t have to know he’s not or he’s happy and they’re not but he’ll know they’re not so he won’t be either, in his mind as the options. So he hears that Mike is struggling in his relationship because he’s insecure and he validates him by saying what he believes El feels and has just also not expressed in so many words. But because Will spoke for them, we don’t actually know what they’re thinking in relation to each other because even with the speech, El and Mike still have not had a conversation about it. But Will still basically pushed them back together. Both of them. For both of them.

Idk, people just forget that he’s also sacrificing his happiness for El’s.

[poethebeloved]

thinking about how q!foolish, an immortal being who has seen empires rise and fall, was given a taste of mortality/finality when the federation forced him into having two lives as a candidate. sure, he laughed off his deaths, but he still felt great shock when they happened like you could see it on his face. despite witnessing death many times, he was forced to face the consequences of death for the first time. he still often forgets that not everyone has the same flippant attitude towards death, that for others death is a real threat

[rat-rosemary]

Jesus is such a chill and fun character and his story had some really cool and intense scenes and art and themes (tho it's a bit gory, so I get it's not for everyone) but he got really bad luck with the fandom :[

Like, I get being hiperfixated on something, but that doesn't mean you get to be disrespectful of other fandoms right? And they're so weird about shipping and smut and etc....

Jesus I'm sorry you should be enjoying a thousand fanarts of old man yaoi and some incredible angst fics about your Daddy issues but your fandom is so weird about you and completely ignore cannon for their weird fanon headcannons :[

[bonestrouslingbones]

oh yeah context for that post is that i finally found a song that i immediately associated with karma to the point where something clicked in my brain and i went ohhh THIS is the kinda music he listens to. thats literally him. i need to find more immediately. and then found that other dumbass song and genuinely in real life went

[unknownarmageddon]

i had a dream I got top surgery and now im so pissed it wasn’t real

[saturnsfather]

yknow. if i had a nickel for every time i had a huge crush on someone, never did anything about it, then reconnected with them several years later only to be told that they Also Had Feelings For Me or Currently Have Feelings For Me, except because of the time distance or other factors i/we cant/wont do anything about it and then i pretty much never see them again, id have two nickels. which isnt a lot, but it sure did happen twice.

[crows-home]

I've reached the point where people comment on my art of my fics and go "woah it's just like that one infinite the sonadow shipper fic. Crazy!" And it's absolutely delightful

Buddy. That's me. There's a reason it's so familiar and alike to the fic.

[twilightarcade]

IDK YOUR CHARAVTERS IM SO SOR but yknwo that oen drawing you did of the character where theybwere wearing purple and they were holding books and theyr in the library and you captioned it books!

at character eith Find and name at least one trope from tvtropes.org that fits your character (or the plot surrounding them.)

woo

Iris-

Really struggling with this actually. Ive been looking through it forever and I don't exactly vibe with any of them really. theyre all sorta off,,, starting off with a healthy evil all along, and following that up by saying that its not really,, true? In some capacity yes , but i couldnt make it any better with any sub troupes so im going to tack on broken pedestal for a combo move and say that its still not exactly right but somewhat closer. what if i just made up my own tv trope. what if its secretly very clearly one but im being STUPID about it

some other guys undercut

Evie-

because im good at it IGNORING x completely, this somewhat sums up why xe works here to begin with,, it offers a stable living environment n somewhere to sleep. bordering on punch clock villain but also not really. yk? like shes not out here killing people for fun but its also not just like,,, a job? to xem. i think they enjoy it enough that its not just "part of the job" or whatever. also deceptive legacy but in a more overarching and relevant way

Nevaeh Thompson- honestly she was a bit hard. theres some that somewhat fit but not really exactly. She reminds me of an angel though actually.

Jake "your name is Jacob." Mulligan- big brother instinct pretty much what it says on the tin. hes goofy and i like him but also he has seen The Horrors but he wont tell you thay

Bunsen/Beatrix/h2so4 lady/Lilith/i cant decide on a name/boss type lady- ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm something that says stinky bad liar face. yk.