#woah im gay

[m0thzyay]

I LOVE MEN!!!! MEN MEN I LOVE THEM‼️‼️‼️‼️

[cowboythewizard726]

woah-ho-ho-dude don't mean to alarm you or anything but has anyone ever told you that you've got some pretty beautiful majestic gorgeous eyes right there just a pair of completely absolutely striking ocular organs you've got in there man like jesus those are some pretty stunning irises dude like wow man

[mlm-blues]

can you imagine being cuddled between 2 guys like in a sandwich and youre so cosy together and happy and transgender. can you imagine

[foolsocracy]

Hi, hello, I’m new to your blog. I’ve made myself at home. Lovely carpet.

Can I please know more about your spider Robbie pie? Can’t seem to find the silverware.

but of course, kind anon

Spider Robbie is an au in which Robbie Robertson takes up the spider mantle after the death of the one before him. He is the third, following Ben Urich and, most notably, Peter Parker.

This au is very much canon divergence from Eyes Without a Face, where Peter makes it in time to save Robbie from his original fate but dies in the process. Peter is shot while rushing Robbie and the others out. In his panic and elation at finding Robbie physically unharmed, Peter outs himself as the Spider Man to his best friend. Robbie stays with him as he bleeds out and resolves to continue to hide Peter's identity.

Peter is buried and remains that way for... an undetermined amount of time.

Robbie is left with a mask, a jacket, and the question of just who was this other half of his friend. As he learns more of who this... Spider Man was, he gets more and more involved in the spider's cases and conflicts. Robbie gets more sure of his own abilities and makes a bit of a name for the Spider Man within his own community, though the people of Harlem are largely unaware that the appearances of a masked vigilante match the interests of one Robbie Robertson.

It is to be noted that none of these aforementioned abilities are spider-god-induced powers like Peter's. Robbie, especially at the beginning of his spidering career, leans more into Urich's role than Parker's. To me, Robbie has been passionate about the press and journalism in a way that Peter never was. For Pete, his job as a photographer and reporter was a job he took until he could get into college and study science. Robbie has a way with words and communication that Peter frankly lacks. Of course, that isn't to say that Robbie won't be kicking ass, because he will. It will just take him a bit of time to get some of those skills as he's, well, a normal guy. Not everyone can get their biology scrambled like Pete.

And just because Robbie hasn't been scrambled doesn't mean he's completely separate from all things supernatural either!

I think the marvel noir universe is at its best when there's a magical, supernatural undercurrent. This concept isn't super prevalent in the actual comics, but HoplesslyLost on ao3 has done some really cool world building with it.

I think in Robbie's case, where he would be the narrator, "magical realism" would be an interesting avenue to take it. I use this term in particular because I most closely relate it to Toni Morrison in my head, when I first learned about it through her work in high school. For Morrison, the concept was inseparable to blackness and I think for Robbie, where his blackness is so central to his character and his motivations, drawing on that could be more of a service to his character. It feels better to do that than ignore how incredibly racialized his society and story is. It will make his relationship with the spider god, Peter (who I will get to very very shortly), his community, and his own mythos as The Spider Man really interesting and complex.

So it's been established that Robbie doesn't have spider powers. And we all know that Peter did-- or should I say does. One of the spider god's abilities is to bring Peter back to life. She does this in the comics, but not in any of the runs from 2008-2010 (the runs that make up this au). When Peter dies on Ellis Island, he does not think he is coming back from that. Waking up again is a surprise.

Here's where I think the au really takes a left turn. Do I think the Spider God is purely evil and spiteful and has it out for Pete? No, not really. Will I be ramping said traits up to 11 for the au? Yeah, I guess I might. This is because I love a little bit of horror and the came back wrong trope. I will hopefully be fleshing the spider god out in the near future, but I really haven't given her the many hours of thought I have the other characters. For that I'm sorry spider god </3

Peter digs himself out of his grave, more spider than he ever has been. For much of his new, waking life he is more animalistic than not. There is clearly something wrong with him; his joints are too flexible and loose, he's got some eye-shine going on, his skin is pale and his veins are starkly dark beneath it. He's possessed. Someone is puppeteering him, someone who knows a lot-- almost everything about him, but it's clear that the someone isn't him.

And Peter--- the body, it can't be Peter. At least, that's what Robbie thinks when the figure catches his eye the first time. Because Peter is dead and buried, and he has been dead and buried for weeks.

[ariescults]

[cloud-makers-make-pollution]

help in classical civ yesterday we watched a video on the Trojan war and it was talking about Achilles and the only mention of Patroclus was “so Patroclus, Achilles best friend-”

i almost fucking cried

i dedicated my life to a whole ass presentation i did last year on how they’re lovers and not friends i threw every single bit of evidence i could find into that 5 minutes and 37 seconds I presented it to my entire class and my old Latin teacher THEYRE NOT FUCKING BEST FRIENDS

THEYRE GAY

THEYRE DATING

THEYRE BOY FRIENDS

NOT BEST FRIENDS THATS BULLSHIT

[daneol]

Idk where to post this, it was supposed to be innocent n' normal at first but then something else inside me took over 🙏 anw this goes to the lesbians and anybody who enjoys mad moxxi here ya go

[bozoroni]

Here's to loving life...

its not that much BUT i am proud of it so there

[redzania]

caved and drew them

im not mentally sane. eek! might draw more of them.. hmmmm ( drawn with mouse ) I do not suppose fox and the defending of qwel-- simply, i am here to enjoy the game.

[dismas-n-dismay]

Psst. She's got something to show you!! Check it, Tiny Falin!

[demoralizedreprobate]

thinking about when beefcake hbk wrestled in his street clothes again

source: monday night raw, may 10th, 1993

[ev-enhotterthanyou]

Summary of the scene in TSOA Chapter 10:

Achilles: *runs into their room/part of cave*

Achilles: my mum can't see us, let's fuck

Patroclus: :0

[confusedgeckotree]

i am never going to recover from hearing ashes o'reilly play briar rose in that one recording

[kacchanrawr]

I don't really go here anymore, but with mha ending I think I'm gonna reread and catch up to it soon. But as of now, my stance on bkdk endgame is: "i don't think it'll happen but i hope it happens cuz god that would be so funny"

[corpsecle]

"assmilk is the worst song on bastard" IDGAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! KNOWN NARCISSISTS SIPPIN ON ARSENIC CARVED CARCASSES IN THE GARAGE DONT PARK IN IT HARD AS FINDING RETARDED KIDS AT HARVAD ITS WOLF GANG BARKING KEEP YOU UP LIKE CAR ALARMS AND SHIT

[cloud-makers-make-pollution]

so my mum came out to my aunt for me today who lives in Malaysia who I haven’t seen in person for like 3 years and the conversation went like this

my aunt: aiyoh she looks like she really is in love with someone

my mum: not that im aware of. she’s got crushes and stuff obviously.

my aunt: she goes to an only girls school. where’s she finding these boys?

my mum: not boys.

my aunt: guessed as much.

wHAT DOES THAT MEAN