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However, all of those words can be found in the Library of Babel
none of those words are in the voynich manuscript
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Seasons Greetings from the Museum of Unnatural History!
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Attention museum guests! Anyone left in the museum past midnight will be made a permanent part of our new exhbit "Tiny Blurred Out People in Tiny Frames", going on display in gallery 305.
Happy New Year from the Museum of Unnatural History!
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Can you restore the ‘Hazbin Hotel’ Wikipedia page ‘That’s Entertainment (Hazbin Hotel)’ on Wikipedia? The same person keeps blanking it.
Greetings from the museum! Unfortunately I cannot, as I have no idea how to do that. I assume this ask is based on the screenshot of an edited wikipedia page I posted earlier (see below), which is a personal word template I have, and not an actual wikipedia page.
I have only edited a single wikipedia page in my life, and it was to replace one word that was used incorrectly. That edit has since been reverted.
Glad to know my fake template is convincing though. It uses Times New Roman as opposed to the Arial based fonts Wikipedia usually employs.
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“museum” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 542 words
Part 2 of “flawed” microfic for those that requested!!
“French food, crème brûlée, the museum, ice-cream, tapas and the stars.”
James once again finds Regulus in the library and sits down across from him.
“What?” Regulus questions the random string of words.
“Those are the reasons you should let me take you on a date.” James says trying to sound confident.
“There’s not much info in that list, now is there?” Regulus tells him.
“Well, you didn’t let me explain, now did you?” James fires back but immediately recoils when Regulus shoots him a glare.
James is silent for a long moment, so Regulus prompts him to continue.
“So…?”
“Oh, right, so, I thought we could start with lunch at that fancy new French restaurant. And I know lunch may not seem as good as dinner, but I know you like to have a bigger meal for lunch and something smaller for dinner. And you love French food, but only when it’s really good, and based on my research this place is already getting rave reviews. And I hear the crème brûlée is to die for and that’s your favorite dessert.”
Regulus hums, doing his best to look uninterested while trying to keep his heart from beating right out of his chest. James did research? On things he knows Regulus likes? He tamps down a smile and urges James to continue.
“After lunch, I thought we could go to the art museum. And I know you’re a member and have been there countless times. But I also know you like to show people your favorite paintings and exhibits. And I love how passionate you get about the things you like, and I want to learn and listen and be able to appreciate the art like you do. And that will probably take more than one day, so I’m also trying to ensure more dates in the future. Plus, you have a beautiful voice that I could listen to for hours… Okay, the museum is starting to sound like it’s more for me, but I swear it’s for you.”
Regulus raises an eyebrow with what he hopes is a blank stare. He would go to that museum everyday if he could. And James wants to go with him? And learn about his passions? And listen to him talk endlessly about art? Regulus is trying very hard not to swoon.
“After the museum, it’ll depend what time it is, I thought maybe we could get ice-cream and walk around town a bit. Or if it’s late enough, there’s this really amazing tapas place that I think would be perfect for dinner. Amazing food, but not too much. Then I’d love to walk you home through the park so we can look at the stars.”
James finishes and Regulus just stares at him. He’s not sure what would come out if he opens his mouth, but it would most certainly be undignified, so he remains silent.
“That’s it… That’s the date… or, well, the reasons I think you’d like to go on a date with me.” James says nervously.
Regulus says nothing, just packs up his books and stands to leave, stopping beside James on his way out.
“I’ll think about it.” And try as he might, he wasn’t able to hide his smile from James any longer.
#james plans#regulus swoons#reg if you don’t go on that date i will#reg loves art museums#in every universe#jeggyverse microfic#part 2#the crème br��lée is to die for#gilmore girls reference#james loves regulus#regulus loves james#jegulus#james x regulus#regulus x james#jegulus fanfiction#marauders fanfiction#marauders#james potter#regulus black#jegulus microfic#marauders era#harry potter marauders#harry potter#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards
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Mischief Movie Night In 2020-21 as Headlines
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#i have such a soft spot for the 2020 run theyre such a chaotic special mess#nothing lower than A tier for the whole run of six#mmni#mischief comedy#mischief movie night in#mischief theatre#henry shields#henry lewis#Jonathan sayer#harry kershaw#bryony corrigan#dave hearn#ellie morris#niall ransome#mike bodie#josh elliott#lasers and quasars#singing in the aisles#flatpack attack#ipswitch it up#a cat in the habit#good guys finish last#now museum now you don't#the wizard of Paddington station#what's the pointe?
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I took my first steps in the natural history museum and that’s just a very Remus Lupin thing for me to do
#remus lupin#remus john lupin#remus lupin headcanon#remus lupin hc#natural history museum#london#marauders#marauders era#marauders headcanon#marauders au#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#wolfstar#history nerd remus lupin
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I can confirm that all of these things happen at magic university. Especially the referencing wizards possessed by other wizards.
Too many references...too many footnotes...
Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.
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"no hints were dropped" ok not to be that person but here are the hints that were dropped regarding Colin and Trent being gay:
1. Colin mentioning Grindr in a joke
2. Trent touching the arm of a man in the background
Here is one of the hints that Keeley was bi (even though I do believe she's been canonically bi since season 1, but not everyone sees it this way)
1. Her desktop background was in the colors of the bisexual flag
Here were some of the hints that Ted was bi:
1. Bisexual flag colored triangles above his head in the hallucination sequence
2. Inverted pink triangle next to him in that same sequence (and you can't tell me the creators didn't know, when the Homomonument is based on that symbol)
3. Countless (countless!!!) comments about men's physiques ("huge muscular thighs all caked in mud", whistling at a picture of Pep, "look at that head of hair", "he's strong", "he looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats", etc.)
4. About a man (Higgins) and a woman (Rebecca), he had to say: "that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of"
5. Him checking Trent out in the pub in 2x07 (his eyes are up there, Ted!)
6. "It could go either way", "I contain multitudes" and other comments in this vein
7. Bi lighting as he entered the Yankee Doodle Burger Barn
8. Giving similar looks to the female waitress and the male waiters in that restaurant (including a waiter in a cowboy costume that looked like he belonged in a gay club, who tipped his hat at Ted when greeting him)
9. "That's cause you were put into a box", "That box ceases to exist today", the box in the hallucination sequence breaking into triangles (as in the bi triangles and the inverted pink triangke), "we've been playing too rigid", "our guys need freedom", "fast, fluid, free, with full support", the "box that one needs to break out of" being a prominent motif in season 3
10. Wishing Beard called him pet names ("Honey, is that an ingredient or something you just called me?")
11. His crush on Pep
12. The connection between Ted and Colin: "my whole life is two lives, really", both wearing orange in Sunflowers, "I just want to kiss my fella" (Colin doesn't say "fella" , but Ted says it all the time), Ted just needs to get inspired and Colin's play is "inspirational" after he comes out, as per the commentators
And so much other stuff that, had Ted not self-identified as straight (*cough* put himself into a box *cough cough*) , you could make the case that he was canonically bi.
Here are some of hints that there was a romantic connection between Ted and Trent:
1. They hit a lot of romantic beats, and not in the jokey self-aware way in which Roy and Ted hit them in "Rainbow", but in an organic and sincere way
2. They both checked each other out: Trent checked Ted out when Ted was changing in front of him, Ted checked Trent out when Trent came up to him in a pub and hit him with a pick-up line while his date that looked a lot like Ted waited for him outside
3. Did I mention that Trent was on a date with a moustachioed man who dressed in a similar style to Ted? Let's mention it again
4. In that very bar, during a 50 second long conversation, Trent managed to say the word "love" three times. I searched the word "love" in the transcripts of the episodes. There's no other instance in which its frequency is this high
5. "Love our chats" incomplete rule of threes
6. "Sport, it's quite the metaphor" (implied: a metaphor for love; see also "love's a beautiful game" from the song Ed Sheeran wrote for Ted Lasso), "Also makes for a heck of a nickname", "Good night, Ted", "Good night, sport"
7. The soft, romantic, melancholic song playing in the background of this scene, while Ted and Trent are the last ones left in the office, with lyrics such as "When your words begin to crumble like the sidewalks all around this crummy neighborhood / From the chalky cliffs of Dover / I'd come over, I'd start over if I could"
8. Trent wearing sunflower colors in the episode "Sunflowers" and in the finale; sunflowers symbolize Ted's home (it's not subtle). He's the only character dressed like that. I'm still looking for any other explanation other than "Trent is Ted's home"
9. Their constant flirting and the way they look at each other with incredible fondness
10. The entire episode "The Strings That Bind Us". It's structured around Ted and Trent's relationship, and the way Trent changed because of Ted (in season 2, Ted defined a soulmate as someone who changes your life forever). The red string metaphor. Ted points out that soulmates are connected by a string tied to their little fingers. Ted and Trent both extend their little fingers out in similar shots. They are connected by a huge block of red in their last scene of the episode. Ted makes several comments about other men that apply to Trent ("Look at that head of hair", "Frames his face nicely", "My favorite one, he was clean shaven"). Many more details that lead back to Ted and Trent: Nate tells the restaurant owner to tell Jade he said "Hello". Immediately after, Ted and Trent say "Hello" to each other. The map that Nate's father used to ask out his mom has the number 1.3 written on it and an illustration of two people at a table in a restaurant. Ted and Trent went to a restaurant together in season 1, episode 3. The last scene of the episode mimics a "Race for Love" scene from a romcom, with Trent chasing after Ted. Trent also does not say a word to anyone other than Ted in the entire episode. He is completely focused on Ted
11. "Trent, what do you love? Is it writing?" and Trent ends up writing a book about Ted and naming the manuscript after Ted and he only cares about Ted's opinion on it (he leaves the room when Beard starts reading, but stays in the office after hours just to watch Ted read. "I just wanted you to like it.")
11. Trent's crush on Ted, confirmed by Jimmy Lance (and also obvious in the show, if you ask me)
Now, why would I believe that none of these hints were intentional? Maybe some could be explained away, but all of them? The hints we got for Colin, Trent and Keeley were so much smaller than this, and those turned out to be intentional.
anon i wish i could offer you the response you deserve, but i cannot stop rereading this masterpiece & focusing on the portions of evidence you provided that i didn't even pick up on until you laid them out. holy shit
#IM LOSING MY MIND????? HOLY SHIT#anon you provided a THESIS STATEMENT#kissing you on the forehead & sending you flowers & baking your favorite bread#ted lasso#tedtrent#tedependent#trent crimm#there's also the casablanca references between them#& the way in amsterdam trent says there's a van gogh museum night. and where does ted wind up? at the van gogh museum looking at sunflowers#their arcs are foils too. both got divorced around the same time. both have one kid (ted has a boy and trent has a girl)#trent left his wife meanwhile michelle left ted#trent is happier post-divorce meanwhile ted struggles with the loss#there's the wizard of oz motif too and who wears red shoes? trent. it's subtle but he wears what look like red heeled shoes#speaking of shoes....the cheetah print motif is also present with trent#'hes our dork' and ted's fond gaze as he watches trent disappear#there's SO MUCH there dude SO MUCH
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September 29 - Miss | @into-the-jeggyverse | wc: 530
“Is there anything that I can do to help out right now, Mr. Black?” A gentle voice that has rapidly become familiar says, just behind Regulus.
The teacher quickly gives his instructions to the student that he’s watching over before turning to the woman, “Not that I can think of, Miss Potter, but thank you.”
“Oh, I meant to tell you,” she smiles, “It’s Evans now, the divorce has been finalised and I wanted to go back to my maiden name.”
“Of course, we can work that out with the school’s system at some point this week, I’m glad things have all been sorted out. If you don’t mind me asking, why did you and Mr. Potter divorce?”
The woman smiles softly, “Oh Harry’s obsessed with his father, you’ve probably heard the world of him.” She shakes her head, “It’s nothing bad, we just… our love wasn’t romantic like it used to be.”
“I’m glad that everything was amicable then, things like divorce can be hard on children, and while I doubt that you’ll be giving him any issues, I’ll make it clear that I can be a listening ear for Harry.”
“That would be greatly appreciated, thank you, Mr. Black.” Then she furrows her brows, quickly leaning down to help a child with the craft that they’re working on, “You haven’t met my hu- ex-husband have you?”
Regulus shakes his head, “I don’t believe I have. I understand that he was helping out with today, but I don’t think he and I have crossed paths.”
The woman takes a moment to gesture to where a group of kids are sitting around playing with some of the water toys at a table. With them is a man seemingly explaining how putting a block in the way of a channel of water stops the water from flowing, “That’s him.” And Regulus feels nearly frozen watching the man. He has a kind smile on his face and he’s talking to the kid with such kind patience. They’re near enough that Regulus is able to hear the man’s echoing laugh when the kid says or does something. He’s broad, clearly fit, and looks dorky in the outfit that he’s wearing alongside round glasses that sit low on his nose.
Lily seems to pick up on his thought process, as she lets out her own gentle laugh, “He gets that a lot.”
“How did you manage to not get jealous all the time?” Regulus blurts before shaking his head, “My apologies that were… unprofessional.”
“Your brother is dating my best friend,” Lily smiles, “I don’t think you need to worry about being all that professional with me. And to answer your question, I just had to get used to it. That man is loyal, almost to a fault, and incredibly oblivious to people flirting with him so I never had any reason to be… nervous about people flirting with him. And I mean, he was my husband, I understood.”
“You’re better than me.” Regulus hums, but leaves it at that, tearing his eyes away from the man smiling and playing with the children to help out the kids that he himself is watching over.
#is it appropriate that an elementary school teacher is talking to a parent like this#especially in front of kids#no but idrc#theyre also at like an interactive museum or smth#marauders#james potter#regulus black#dead gay wizards#james x regulus#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#lily evans#microfic#jeggyverse microfic
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Adding this to the museum unlabled in a completely random exhbit hall NOW.
it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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I'm not sure I can trust Zan's priorities.
#it's so great to live within day trip distance of a big city with big museums#tactical breach wizards#museum#shitpost
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Imo we need more background character plots. Yes, I know that the Bachelors and Bachelorettes are supposed to be like a "main character" type thing, but like. I don't really care for them. I love the Bachelors outside the game and some of the Bachelorettes but I don't understand how there is NOTHING for Marlon. I wanna know how he lost his eye or why he covers it up. Why is Gil there?
GUNTHER. What made him wanna do this? Where did he come from? WHERE DO YOU SLEEP??
MAGNUS. UGH, DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIM.(/POS)
AND LIKE. ON ESTY YOU CAN GET STUFF FOR ALL THE BACHELORETTES BACHELORS BUT NOTHING FOR THE OTHERS EXPECT ONE OR TWO THINGS :(
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#sdv confessions#sdv#stardew valley#sdv wizard#sdv Gunther#sdv gil#sdv marlon#gunther sleeps on the reception desk at the museum obviously
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To everyone looking to use the museum archives: If you read his three scrolls, the guy eventually goes away.
Eventually.
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i made it. ive seen remus lupin in real life.
#remus lupin#sirius black#the marauders#dead gay wizards#harry potter marauders#marauders headcanon#wolfstar#marauders incorrect quotes#remus being remus#james fleamont potter#capitolinewolf#shewolf#artists on tumblr#sculpture#artwork#traditional art#museum
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As a knight it is my duty to bully wizards. Is there any historical precedent set for this in the museum or is that particular bit of history erased?
Greetings from the museum!
The Museum of Unnatural History seeks to document, catalogue, and display any and all aspects of unreality. Thus all erased, misplaced, or rubbed out pieces of history are on display, if only because they do not exist and are unreal. If you'd like some further reading on the real historiography concerning the unreal, I'd be more than happy to give you a list of books that can be found in the museum libraries.
To answer your question in a slightly less confusing way, our current exhibits on the many conflicts, bullyings, and pranks between wizards and knights are all located on floor 15, halls Q1-Z4.
I will warn you, those sections have a slight epliepsy warning on account of technically being two different planes overlaid on each other. We had to display two sides of history at once after some complaints from Wizardly and Knightly veterans about biases towards one side or the other.
Essentially, the exhibits rapidly shift between each other to display all information without any bias at all.
Hope that answers your question, and have a wonderful visit!
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