#with two idiots fighting

[yourbestbuddie]

Everytime I remember that Eddie motherfucking Diaz decided to make this guy who he’s known for less than two years the LEGAL GUARDIAN TO HIS CHILD, and THEN doesn’t say a word to him about it for another year, and only does when said guy says it should’ve been him who was shot in Eddie’s place, and has been entirely reckless ever since Eddie was shot repeatedly risking his life so he doesn’t lose the people he cares about, JUST SO THAT HE MAKES SURE THE GUY DOESNT DO SOMETHING STUPID AND RECKLESS AGAIN … well I’m entirely normal about that.

“No one will ever fight for my son as hard as you.” OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

[ohitslen]

Sharing a blanket

Request by @volaenii ✨

Accidentally incorporated this to my uni au oopsieeees

[robot-carl]

Reed900 art in the year of our lord 2023? It’s more likely than you’d think.

[jamietwat]

Roy and Jamie doing the celebrities read mean tweets thing but instead of from random people, it’s just all the bullshit they tweeted about each other that the other didn’t see in the time between Roy blocking Jamie on everything after Jamie tagged him in a tweet about how overdue Roy’s retirement was and Roy unblocking him but not telling him and just waiting for him to figure it out himself once they became friends (not that Roy would ever admit that that was what they were)

(Also, they definitely regularly seemingly unprompted tweeted horrible things about each other and fought online before that but neither of them blocked the other (or followed the other) because they preferred tagging the other in their bullshit for extra annoyingness but Roy was just at his limit for putting up with anything when he retired so Jamie said something not even as bad as usual and got blocked instead of the public argument he was anticipating)

Keeley’s like oh god this is a bad idea I’ve seen what they both tweeted and there’s no way this isn’t going to end up with them both pissed and probably getting into a physical fight

But instead, they both find them hilarious and there’s a lot of “oh, that’s a good one” and “that’s not your best work. You said worse to me this morning” and it’s the most Roy Kent’s been caught on camera laughing

[junowritings]

Honestly surprised it was so easy convincing Rolan to go back to the inn in act 2, fully prepared myself for a scrap but thankfully got to him alive.

I had a right game trying to track Rolan down so I just know my Tav was ready to carry him the whole way back to make sure he made it back in one piece might draw that next lmao

Bonus:

[elder-millennial-of-zion]

So if this is actually about Hamas, why are they bombing Lebanon right now?

You mean why is Hezbollah bombing Israel and displacing 80,000 Israelis from their homes?

[sizzy-ling]

Knox realizes he is actually dating Charlie after at least six months of the two of them being the most nauseating not-couple anyone has ever met

[zsbrainrot]

1 Year Ago the world was blessed with this iconic scene, so naturally I had to do a redraw to celebrate

[gelatosushix]

Help me out Inuokko shippers!!!

I drew this cute little pose thinking that these two idiots in love had a super silly argument but fell short on actually finding what would they argue about! Help me out, give me ideas guys!

Did Toge eat all the chocolate because Yuta said he didn’t want any right now? Did Yuta forget to charge Toge’s switch? Did Yaga catch them smooching in the hallway because Yuta was getting handsy??

[mobiblackout]

All parties involved in that situation are weirdos, we don't know who said what but I'm not gonna defend MJF or Britt both of them are idiots to me irl, Alicia is said to be difficult to work with too, so that's why it's all a mess, none of them have braincell.

[goodomensao3tagoftheday]

[coming-for-them-kneecaps]

The perfect trio

[deus-ex-mona]

favourite stupid relationship dynamic: idiots who would immediately protect and defend the other but never themself

[coquelicoq]

post-canon every single member of kimcom likes to spoon kim dokja. nonsexually. it's just nice to know he's alive and there and feel his chest rise and fall within the circle of your arms. try to do something stupid now asshole. oh you can't? because of my octopus impression? that's right. take THAT. however i will make one exception for yoo joonghyuk. yoo joonghyuk may want to spoon kim dokja, but he never gets the opportunity because kim dokja wants to spoon him more. so the sleeping arrangement is yjh>kdj>all other kimcom members on rotation. actually i take it back there's one other household member who doesn't want to spoon kim dokja and it's yoo mia, but that's fine because she's one of the only people (besides kim dokja) who yoo joonghyuk would be comfortable spooning. so there's probably times when it's yma>yjh>kdj>today's lucky winner.

incidentally this is also the order for the doing-each-other's-hair train because while yoo mia WILL allow other people to do her hair, no one wants to because she always compares their skills unfavorably to her brother's. and she's really articulate about it. just utterly scathing. one time her criticism was so devastatingly, accurately incisive that she made lee hyunsung cry. yoo joonghyuk spooned him that night to cheer him up and yoo mia was so mad about it that lee hyunsung had to leave the country for a couple weeks. the household learned a valuable lesson that day. it's best not to disturb the delicate spooning/hair-train balance.

[settle-down-frohike]

LOL Mulder do you have a death wish.

[lilacxquartz]

portraying chemistry with constant bickering like an old couple is what we can expect with chapter 3 of the kenny fic