#with the fucking documentary and everything??
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no shade to Jarvis Johnson here but not having a TikTok is wild because out of nowhere a twenty to thirty minutes video will suddenly pop up detailing the world's most specific influencer and how they are actually making everything worse by existing. "the problem with clean girl" "we need to talk about the cave woman" "what was up with the goose man?" "what happened to the guy who likes how he smells?" "the dark secrets of the man who eats raw meat for fun: a documentary" what the fuck are you talking about
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they cancelled it? during the ides of march?
#willow 2022#omfg im in shock i honestly didnt think it would happen#with the fucking documentary and everything??#wtf disney#youre back on my black list fuck u shitty ass mouse#im so done like#im not watching anything anymore bc the stories dont get to fucking end right anymore#its like they expwct every show to become the new game of thrones or the new stranger things or the new the last of us#like thats what a successful show is to them#anything else is not worth more than a season#and yes worse even if its got gay or even worse lesbian rep#fuck this
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adding onto some of the points as a trisana person!! same tw applies here!!
goal weights: don't hesitate to break your big ugw into smaller gws. if you use pounds, i'd recommend to place your smaller gws every 10lbs until your ugw, if you use kilograms i recommend 5kg instead. also don't hesitate to lower your ugw. mine used to be 75lbs (around 34kg), now it's 20kg (about 44lbs), it's pretty common to lower your ugw after a while
fasting: start small, holy fuck please start small. don't immediately start doing 2 days fast otherwise you're very likely to fail. intermittent fasting is good, i recommend tracking it with an app (i use zero personally) but honestly just using a timer app is fine too. my biggest advice in general (i'll talk more about it in the food section) is to first observe your current habits, and build your new habits around them. if you're already used to not eating breakfast, you can already start with 16:8 fasts daily, and slowly start pushing your lunch later or your dinner earlier. personally my preferred way of fasting is OMAD (one meal a day) because i live with family and can't get out of eating dinner lol
food: this might be controversial but hear me out. don't immediately start restricting, especially not low restriction (low res = low amount of cals, some people might see it as not restricting a lot but this is how i use low/high res). instead, give yourself a week of simply tracking your food, without counting the cals, to get yourself used to doing it. then, one week of counting the cals but not giving yourself any goal. look at the numbers, try to see if there's a pattern (for example, eating more on weekends, etc). keep this pattern throughout your restriction. start slowly, SLOWLY, getting those numbers down. i repeat, do not suddenly restrict to 500 a day, you're setting yourself up for failure. and the "doing it slowly" part is especially useful if you're still living with your family because slowly eating less and less is less suspicious than suddenly barely eating. i personally find using an app for calorie tracking not that useful, i like writing it down in a notebook, but a few app suggestions i have are myfitnesspal, calory, cronometer, and lose it
other stuff: WATCH!! ED-RELATED!! MEDIA!! to the bone is a classic, my personal favorite is ★ving in suburbia/th!nsp1ration, the first is available on netflix i think and the second is on tubi (use a vpn if you're not from the US). that, or watch wl shows. supersized vs superskinny, secret eaters, my 600lbs life, it's your fault i'm fat, etc... other than my 600lbs life they are all on tubi too, not sure where to find my 600lbs life without tlc tbh. i know the first two are also on youtube if you prefer that
specifically, if you decide to watch supersized vs superskinny, observe the superskinny's habits, replicate them. in the second and third season, they also have a segment where they follow anorexic people's treatment, it's also full of behavior to replicate. documentary about anorexics are a goldmine in that way.
i could have sworn i had a post saved somewhere with a list of ed media but i can't find it. oh well. edit: found it (link) :)
more other stuff: workout, for the love of everything unholy workout please. if you're not a bug workout person (same) just pick two or three exercises you know you can do, and do 200 of them in a day.
i do recommend having a notebook to track your wl and keep some advices, maybe cals in specific foods you eat semi-regularly, some motivation, etc. having a physical object that is decicated to wl helps me focusing on it, it also serves as a good distraction.
anyway i've yapped too much. last advice go on twt and find some of those "how i lose x kg/lbs in y days!!" they will have more advice
>> Transan0rexia tips!
tw: eating dis0rder!!!!
>> first of all i recommend thinking what you want your ultimate goal weight to be and always keep it mind! >> you can also make shorter term goals when it comes to weight to help you be motivated! (for example if your ultimate goal weight is 90 lbs then a good goal weight could be 110-100 lbs) >> Fasting: i recommend starting small and working your way up! >> so i would start with intermidiate fasting (fasting for like 16 hours and having a 8 hour window to eat) >> then you can start 24 hours fast!! >> drink lots and lots and lots of water when fasting, not only does it keep you full but dry fasting is super dangerous! >> try to keep yourself as occupide as possible, keeping yourself occupide helps with not thinking about food as much!! >> foods: have a calorie limit! >> it can be any cal limit!! is up to you! >> you can have a few meals per day that are under your limit or have one big meal ones a day thats is your limit, which ever works <33 >> i also reccomend having a food ritual, it helps with making feel eating like a task and makes you want to eat less! >> some examples of food rituals: drinking on cup of water before during and after a meal, taking a sip of water after every bite, chew 30 times, have 20 bites of your food, ect >> the food rituals can be anything, its just to make eating as tasky as possible!! >>if possible i recommend making a 3dblr acc >> theres lots and lots of tips there! >> some abbrevations(?? idk how to describe it) that are use on 3dblr! : ugw: ultimate goal weight, gw: goal weight , cw: current weight , hw: highest weight , lw: lowest weight , sw: starting weight, b/p: binge purging , c/s : chew and spit (if there any i miss let me know!!!) >>also look into bmi! bmi is your bodies mass percentage!
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there was like a single scrap of dsmp lore that woke up some old fans and my twitter fyp is already shoving discourse in my face, do you guys even like to have fun 😭
#I KNOW MOST PEOPLE ARE JUST ENJOYING IT BUT IT'S KINDA FUNNY HOW IT WAS SO INSTANT KGJFHG#twitter's main goal is to make you upset and i wish that wasnt how it worked#im here to talk to friends and find fun art to share why are we fighting... can you shut the fuck up#and i just kinda stopped having as much fun on tumblr i dont have shit to do anymore :')#bluesky the second you get private accounts...#i have a bluesky but im too scared to actually post. i dont wanna post anymore man im tired#nearly everything i do is nonrebloggable. i JUST wanna talk. i dont wanna Post i wanna Talk it's different#youtube documentaries save me. been getting really into casino heists lately#the balatro to criminal record pipeline#chat
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just had a phone call with scott and when i mentioned i spent all weekend basically going through his career multiple times and i'm currently in the amazon era he was just like "oh god. i'm so sorry." lmao
then he sent me the photos of the eight new corncob dolls he made and laughed at the joke i made about them so now i'm feeling much better thank you scott
#so excited to see him this weekend!!!#originally he wasn't gonna send the corncob doll photos but i think he could tell i was stressed over basically reliving his entire career#(listen it's fun to go through scott's career there's so much fun stuff to uncover but also fuck amazon i don't like seeing him censored)#also love how he reiterated ''you can ask me literally everything you know that'' like i've built up that level of trust awww#i'm so lucky he let this random 20-year-old pitch a documentary to him the second time he met them#and i'm so lucky he let this nerdy 21-year-old go on tour with him exactly a year later#and i'm so lucky he's now letting this same almost-22-year-old (ok my birthday is a few weeks away whatever) interview him about anything#the buddy cole documentary is literally a coming of age movie (and those ages are 22 and 65)
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Coruscanti critter community
Blog on 36', the Koon'arian grey wolf. Introduction; article 1.0
Photo/sketch made by ✘thired&wired
Commentary by ✘Comm's_us
"I'm impressed. But as we already have so many records of 36', it was expected."
"True that. It's not as if we have nothing else to do. Hey- Record! How 'bout we make this official?"
"Now you've lost your mind, we can't show the public our nor the GAR's campaigns!"
"The coruscanti critters would love to write adocumentary article, though. Maybe we can be discreet and open to the civilians though. I'm sick of reading the theories of whose with Senator Amidala, they are not really that subtle with each other."
"...I can't change your mind on this. You poor bastard, Comm's. You blind kriffer. You geniusFUCK."
"HEY!!!"
"Only if Commander Fox-"
"He does though. It was all his intention and idea when he started this site."
"Bullshit...really?...holy shit...OSIK!...FOX?!our commander?"
"yes, Record...yes. Welcome to the coruscanti critters"
#art#au#funny content#commander fox#cc 3636#but it's a documentary joke about the GAR missions#that the GAR and everyone else beside the CG is unaware of and it's so fucking hilarious#coruscant guard oc#coruscanti critter community#fox is the hivemind#the mastermind and everything a fox can have and achieve
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SVT coming to Europe for the first time ever in 9 years (not counting Gastonbury, cause that was sold out a year before they were announced, so carats didn't get a chance to go) and it's not even going to be ot13 should be a crime.. AND IT'S BECAUSE OF A SCHEDULE?!
#maja talks#i'm so upset for real#like i'm happy for jun and all but really?#you announced lollapalooza long ago and now suddenly he's got something else?#i'm not even going but got fuck you hybe i hate you so so so much#i will never not be angry about hybe ruining my chances to see svt live#like fuck you so much#(but maja covid was the reason for the 2020 cancelations yeah but hybe is the reason they never got rescheduled!!!)#i saw one of my mutuals from like 2015 make a post a couple of years ago about how she got to see svt as 13 four times in one year#and here i am as a european being shit on for 9 years straight#i hate it here so much and i'm so upset and i probably shouldn't be this upset but i am#fuck hybe and fuck bang shihyuk and fuck everyone that made that fuckass company so powerful#i hate it so much#i knew they were never going to take coming to europe seriously after joining that fuckass company#and yet i can't help but be so damn disappointed#it's been 9 years...#i remember where i was when the 2020 europe dates were announced#i was sitting in a train and i was so happy i was shaking so hard#i got a ticket with a great seat for the Berlin concert and i was so happy#i've never been so excited and happy#and then covid happened and everything got cancelled and they never even addressed it#they only ever said “we were sad the tour ended earlier than expected” in their yt documentary and that was the only mention of it#then the japan dome tour had to be pushed forward (not even really cancelled if i remember correctly) and they made wholeass apology videos#saying how sad they were and blah blah blah still no mention of europe at all#then like the day after europe got cancelled they uploaded a video of hoshi dancing with fans at one of the us stops#and it really just felt like they stepped on my heart and threw it in a trashcan lol#then they joined hybe and hybe got obsessed with dynamic pricing and ruined everything#ruined all chance of us seeing them as ot13#(maybe they'll finally acknowledge us for real when they get back from enlistment in maybe 6 years but who knows)#i for real shouldn't be this affected
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you have no fucking idea what a rave can do to someone with old man bones
#everything hurts everywhere and i have some downright fucking enormous blisters on my feet#i feel like the largest truck you have ever seen has run over me front and back and front and back and front again#im hobbling thru my apartment like a creepy old humpbacked hag in the woods#and i am at that place in life where you really want to throw up you feel like it could solve a lot of your problems actually#but your body isn't quite there yet#and soon im going out again#soon i need to walk thru town and sit down in a movie theatre with friends and watch a 5 hour documentary#like it's normal#this is what a rave can do to someone with old man bones#pickapost#genuinely i was so close to passing out on the dance floor yesterday night i had lost so much fluid#thru my very own sweat glands#like at one point i just lost my balance and fell backwards#managed to save it but was like woAH. stumbled like 2meters backwards (half the floor) and me and the dj were like 😳😳 but then it was fine
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this is so. fucking stupid
#ive got it on 1.75x speed which is honestly too fast but god this is intolerable#its so overly serious like who ASKEDDDDDDD#and also like. it does the thing where the doctor has to persuade some fuckin historical figure to do the thing that actually happened in#history and its like oh my GOD shut the fuck up#that trope fucking sucks if you dont do it right and honestly i think its a godawful trope#and everyone needs to stop fucking using it UNLESS its funny like it works if its funny eg 11 telling nixon to tape everything#but not if its serious if its serious its just condescending tbqh!!!#also its like blah blah WWII history whatever the FUCK and donna doesnt know anything about the historical figures involved#like doesnt even know the names and the doctor is lowkey like Donna whats wrong with you this is YOUR PLANET#but it comes across as so condescending bc 1) it is 2) also lowkey smells of misogyny 3) i myself dont know who the historical figure is so#it just comes off as so idk. just so annoying like shut up its not like its winston fucking churchill#like. i looked and the guys wikipedia page is short as fuck AND under external links theres a documentary abt him from cambridge that#literally calls him ''d-day's forgotten man''#so its like. why the fuck are you acting like i should definitely know exactly who he is then....... are you stupid................#the nemonite invasion#ari opinion hour
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EXCUSE ME I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH WHOEVER TOOK THE EXECUTIVE DECISION TO ADD THE LAKE AT THE END OF THAT CONVERSATION. YOU WILL BE PAYING FOR THE EMOTIONAL DISTRESS YOU’VE CAUSED ME.
#like stop#in the name of everything holy#let me be#yr s3 spoilers#yr documentary#young royals#how the fuck do all of them look so good
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i FUCKING HATE IT when people are mean to people who are learning something new and aren't good at it yet...
#when people are mean to teenagers for not knowing everything SHUT THE FUCK UP knowledge doesn't magically manifest in your brain#just be nice to people or say nothing ffs#i'm watching a documentary and too many people are mean in the comments#i hate it here#my post
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i swear to g-d im& not even the jealous type but jfc i HAAAAAAATE this feeling when im& just lowkey like. who's :)))))) this :))))) bitch 👀👀👀👀🔪🔪🔪🔪 :))))))
#arcana.vents#& its like. kinda irrational bc we're just friends & just vibing & we're not even together but like. i cant help it so fuck me ig lmao#like obvi he can have friends & shit & w/e so im not gonna like. tell him anything bc i dont wanna like push him away or push anything yk??#& he said he missed me & everything but like. damn. why arent you talking to me like that. i wish you would talk to me like that.#i miss you too & i wish you would tell me you loved me more :<#im just like bitch chill he aint even your man. but he's sweet & good to me & he's deadass one of the funniest ppl ever.#& we have literally so much in common & he said i was a miracle & resilient since birth & that sb should make a documentary about me ehehe.#& we're both autistic poc4poc & have a lotta solidarity between our communities & he makes me blush & giggle & i love his curls & his smile#& the color of his skin's so pretty & he said that it'd be neat if we just. played videogames in a pillowfort#& he makes spongebob refs & he likes anime & horror & buffy & ethel cain nicole dollanganger & lana del rey & he got a nasty ass vocabulary#& he said it'd be cool if we explored abandoned places together & go to concerts together & he has the cutest name ive deadass ever heard#when nicole said ''when i see you i cant find the words to speak my cheeks go as red as two big cherries'' & ''you're so cool''... YEAH.#im gonna start fuckin chewing on the fuckin walls dude. im GNAWING at the bars of my cage. i need him to firmly grasp it.#i wanna feed him the world's sweetest strawberry!!!!#we have lost the entire fucking plot besties lmfaoooo#& i rarely if ever feel like this for cis dudes & my mind is blaring sirens like he gonna leave me im just. getting war flashbacks to. yeah#the red sirens be blaring like HE'S GONNA ABANDON ME!!!!! its so irritating#ill be goddamned if i EVER feel replaced to that degree ever again. id actually rather get hit by a car & throw myself into the sea lmao#UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BPD SPLITTING I HATE YOU#this was from a few hours ago but i forgot to post it so lmao
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Not me pacing around the livingroom for two hours, imaginary-lecturing an imaginary audience on many grand thoughts and ideas after reading a book written by a person with many grand thoughts and ideas
#sometimes I wonder what the fuck my brain is doing#two hours round and round the edges of the living room carpet with two interrouting visits to the fruit corner in the kitchen#how dare you people call me smart i am literally the stupidest dumbest person on earth and everything i do is completely senseless#this is somehow a standard part of how my brain processes information. i do this after science and history documentaries too#i don't know what or who the audience is supposed to be#the audience doesn't exist#the concept of an audience only server the role of someone asking relevant questions from a void of nothingness#they are of nothingness and what they think of my imaginary lecture brings no consequences at all#what the hell am i doimg
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Why the hell did changkyun invite Z*CO of all people to his radio show?
#im a little speechless rn#with everything thats being resurfaced with the bbc documentary#him being friends with those convicted r*pists and his own mother coming out talking abt his violent behaviour in high school#bye🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️#I fucking hate everyone
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If anyone relates to this even just a little bit, then I'm so sorry.
#• luna lavinchi speaking •#living with cptsd#cptsd vent#complex ptsd#diet culture trauma#monsters inside me#toxic health culture#ex vegitarian/vegan#emotional flashbacks#health documentaries#dark side of veganism#i should have never been forced to watch these as a child..my mind wasn't ready to understand the information nor tell what was real or not#-i cant try sushi or even think about fish without feeling physically sick and dizzy. i haven't had McDonald's since i was like 6ish years-#-old..i never wanted to share this information but i need to vent. I feel embarrassed and rude for not liking a food chain that most of the#-population does. Smelling or seeing McDonald's makes me wanna puke so bad because of everything those documentaries would say.#I will never be able to eat McDonald's in my life because of how sick and terrified i feel when thinking about the food even the drinks-#-scare the shit out of me. I'm so pissed that I'm triggered. All of the sudden i smell something in the house that smells like McDonald's-#-then the memories come flooding back and i feel like puking so back so i cant even eat dinner. i know this may seem stupid but i am-#-genuinly scared. Im tired of this shit and tired of feeling alone in this.#(anyway sorry. if you read my vent then i appreciate you)#tw food talk#tw diet culture#tw vent in tags#(dont even get me started on parasites cause thats a whole fucking trauma itself. damn it i hate it all. i hate it so much)#(also note: my therapist made me feel so validated weeks ago when i told her during my session that i was traumatized by monsters inside me-#-she literally knew the name of the show before i could even say its name. and she said she also cant watch it and that she saw it as an-#-adult who doesn't have ocd. so she told me she can't even imagine how terrified i was to watch it as a child who was developing ocd.-#-therapist W)
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I get pissed about some of the shows I want to watch being exclusive to USA-only streaming platforms but it just occurred to me that y'all in the USA don't get BBC iPlayer and that's so fucking heartbreaking fr you can keep Hulu or whatever the fuck actually
#I use iplayer just as much if not more than netflix#did you know we have every single ('modern' era) Doctor Who episode on there available at all times#and like a ton of David Attenborough and other nature documentaries from over decades as well#bunch of classic movies at any given time#shits so fucking based#sadge it doesn't have High Society (1956) at the moment but it can't have everything#it was on iPlayer that I first watched that movie a few years ago#draco speaks
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