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they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:

primary schoolers

random nonathletic adults

olympians

olympians roided and doped up to the max

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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

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you know how sometimes you go through the roughest moment in your whole entire life and then you look up and it's like. oh. the moon is still there

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

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March 26

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- Tory Adkisson, Anecdote of the Pig

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Yellowjackets (2021-). How the Story Ends.

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the OTHER other thing about processed intensely sugary snacks besides contributing to narrative arrested development is like. you’re not gonna find that shit growing on a bush in the northwoods. ground yourself in the now with the power of lollipops.

(but also, as long as you keep concentrated sugar dry it doesn’t really go bad. emergency calorie stash. really is an elegant way to say I GOT OUT and I NEVER REALLY LEFT.)

Dude. Your mind.

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ok so these new tariffs are likely going to be primarily affecting red states. i want y’all to ignore the urge to respond by saying the people in those red states deserve it because of the political representation we have. not because some of us are progressives but because this is an opportunity. if conservatives from these states start complaining about higher prices and financial strain, do not respond with “well you voted for this!” this is your opportunity to pull them to the center. say “wow that is really awful. i’m sure this isn’t what you wanted when you voted last year. you deserve representatives that will have your best interests at heart, you should let them know how upset you are! you deserve to be heard!”

because listen to me. republican politicians don’t give a shit about what progressives in red states have to say. they aren’t gonna change their voting trends for us. but if a bunch of small town conservatives start to get restless and angry with their politicians, if they lose support from their most important demographics, that has a shot at changing things. so swallow your pride and disgust and have a conversation with that republican truck driver instead of taking the pot shot that’ll get you 10 minutes of dopamine. do the hard work.

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Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined

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when did "bullying" come to mean "facing social consequences for behaving in an objectively harmful way"? when I was little it meant kids put me in the trash can at school

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

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i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

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I remember posting after October 7 that the attack felt somewhat inevitable because the situation in Palestine was a pressure cooker merely waiting to go off, especially given everything happening two years prior in Jerusalem etc. We're at a point where things are muuuch muuuch worse in pretty much all parts of Palestine. This is also why I believe that despite where we currently are, Palestine will be free at some point sooner than later because the bubble has to burst at some point. This level and amount of violence isn't sustainable long-term, and we can see, even within Israeli society itself, that this bubble is struggling to hold itself together.

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by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool