#with or against

[gravesightings]

PDA: with or against? - the collector, brahms, bubba, jason, chromeskull

are the slashers with or against public displays of affection?

Asa Emory / The Collector

if you started out as his favorite, then he's firmly against it. anything you want to do, you need his permission. you're not allowed out in public anyways, so what's the point?

if you somehow managed to seduce this man outside of his "work" then congratulations he'll tolerate it. again, he's the one in charge so he'll initiate the PDA, thank you very much.

it really depends on the situation. if it's something small like hand-holding or a quick peck or two he's fine with it but if he's not in the mood and you're being too much, he'll quickly shut it down.

whenever he does do it himself his intentions are far less innocent than yours. he'll have his arm around your waist and kiss you when he decides somebody's eyeing you up a bit too much for his liking.

it's a whole different story if it's a victim of his that's interested in you however, and he won't hesitate to claim you in front of them if he feels the need to.

Brahms Heelshire

yes, yes, yes! a million times yes! brahmsy is absolutely with you on excessive amounts of PDA. the thing is though, does it really count as PDA if it's just the two of you? there isn't really anybody else to witness it.

in front of the victims, though? absolutely. how else is he going to let them know that you're his? he'll be handsy and he won't be sorry about it unless you set some clear boundaries with him.

isn't he such a good boy? can you praise him a bit more? his victims are going to be soo blinded with envy when they see just how much you love him, he just knows it. can he please have a kiss? he's been behaving so good so far. how about another one and he'll be extra good?

the most he'll do is heavy petting in front of the victims until his obsession gets the best of him. stop! stop staring at his beloved! he'll gouge their eyes out if they keep staring. only he can look at you like that.

brahmsy is a bit too greedy for your attention to want to claim you in front of them like Asa. maybe once they're dying he might consider it but only if they were ogling you too much and he's too riled up to carry you to another room.

Bubba Sawyer

oh, bubby would definitely be on board with some PDA! as long as you keep it PG he's more than happy to humor you. if it gets a little too steamy then... well, he'll still let it happen but he'll be really embarrassed about it.

he would prefer to tone it down just a smidge in front of his family though because he's shy... his siblings' persistent teasing gets to him sometimes (but!!! he's still extremely grateful you're so expressive with your affections!)

other than that, he doesn't care at all. victim? passerby? cattle? who cares! all that matters to him is that you want to kiss him and hold his hand. he's so lucky to have such an affectionate partner!

at the very least remember to keep your hands to yourself when he's working though. bubba has a soft heart and can't really say no to you so he might get in trouble for smooching his darling instead of getting his chores done.

he wouldn't want to get too intimate with you around other people though but if you want to do that he'll let it happen. just as long as it's not his family. he doesn't want them to see you like that.

Jason Voorhees

this big guy absolutely adores you but please keep it to a minimum or his heart will burst right out of his chest. he's conflicted! on one hand, he loves any kind of affection you give him but it's also very hard to focus on protecting you when you're being so sweet to him.

he hates anybody that's even remotely near you so there's a high chance there won't be a living soul around to witness your affections up close.

if somebody was keeping their distance and watching you two from afar then he's extra pissed off! why are they sneaking around like some kind of pervert? two million arrows to your head, fool.

he's not really the type to "show off" his partner. Jason is more of a reserved lover. he's a lot more comfortable sharing his affections if it's just the two of you.

you're so distracting that it's dangerous. this is serious, stop smiling at him! what if some weirdo waltzes in here and catches you two kissing? what do you mean they can watch? they absolutely cannot. he refuses.

Jesse Cromeans / Chromeskull

this bastard's more concerned about his image than anything else. yes, yes, he knows he's such a good partner and you adore him so very much but you can worship him later, he's busy right now. like Asa, he'll tolerate a certain amount but he'll only let it happen on his terms.

in front of the victims? sure, he lets you cling onto him like the obedient little thing you are. hell, he would make a show out of it. can you use your words and tell him what you want and how you want it? behave and he'll give it to you. pipe down and let them watch.

out in public he's more reserved. at most he'll hold your hand, let you hold onto his arm or give him quick kisses. Jesse is still quite protective of you so despite his willingness to show you off, there's still a lot of things of yours that are meant for his eyes only.

he's gotten a lot more reserved around his employees and he expects you to be the same. behave yourself or he'll straight up punish you for being too clingy.

if he's feeling particularly possessive, he'll do whatever he wants with you and he wouldn't care about being watched. just don't expect to have the same privilege. he'll only accept your PDA if he feels like it.

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[foldingfittedsheets]

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[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[captainjonnitkessler]

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[nighthawkes]

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I think Pangur likes the new bed

[hosseinis]

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why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected