#with a rock. so. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fingertipsmp3 · 2 years

Text

I love lesbian dating apps because I can go on there to sightsee and be safe in the knowledge that no matter what I do, no one is going to talk to me

#like i’m truly just on there to see who’s around and if there’s anyone in the area and if i’m attractive to anyone #but i have a bunch of matches and literally NO messages lmao #like yeah i’m not messaging anyone first either but also. it wouldn’t matter if i did. Nobody speaks #how the hell does anybody get laid on these things?? we’re all just like specimens in a gallery looking out at each other #on tinder i would’ve already received a request to suck dick by now. but on HER? zilch #i mean i did get liked by a couple with an absolutely unhinged age gap who were looking for a third #let’s just say i thought that was her mom at first but then i navigated and saw her sitting on her lap and uhhhhhh #then i read the bio and saw ‘[name] is 19 and [name] is 46 and we want new friends to plaaaayyyyy 🤪’ and i was like UHHHHHHHH #listen. do what you want. this is legal and you’re not harming anybody #but also i think if you’re well into your forties dating someone who has been an adult for about 5 minutes i should be allowed to kill you #with a rock. so.#like i wouldn’t even date a 19 year old. i’ve turned down about three 22 year olds. the youngest person i’ve swiped right on was 24 #and it STILL felt weird. and i’ve only been 27 for three days #yes i know i had a crush on a 27 year old when i was 21 and would’ve been really mad if he’d rejected me but like #**rejected me based on age i meant. rejecting me for other reasons is both fine and understandable #really genuinely anybody 23 and under is BABY to me. you are BABY #and that’s that on that. now if you’ll excuse me i’m going to continue sightseeing #personal

2 notes · View notes

butchfalin · 10 months

Text

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

148K notes · View notes

asteroidtroglodyte · 1 year

Text

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

#Wizard staff #tactical war hammer #move aside swagless #punk rock walking stick #this is so extra I love it #my gender is violence #who even needs this #I do #I need this #for reasons

76K notes · View notes

soaked-doors · 16 days

Text

pirates and their unconventional weddings (marines crashed it seven times)

#I just think they deserve a corny ass movie rock and roll wedding #yes nami officiates barbosa style #one piece #one piece fanart #luzo #zolu #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #luffy #zoro #my art #straw hat pirates #I GOT SO MANY ASKS TO PUT THIS ONE ON HERE GIKSKFKD YOU GUYS MOVE FAST. wish is my command

9K notes · View notes

eroticlamb · 1 month

Text

kate bush featured on top pop (tv), march 1978 ꩜

9K notes · View notes

etrnitys · 7 months

Text

#dungeon meshi #laois #there is something so wrong with him but it’s fine #he’s rocking with it

12K notes · View notes

eyes-like-alexandrite · 9 months

Text

you guys wanna go to basrar’s?

#my art #artists on tumblr #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high fanart #d20 #fantasy high junior year #im so fucking hype for junior year you guys #the new official art ROCKS

16K notes · View notes

chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

Text

Do you guys fuck with the FNAF books?…

7K notes · View notes

apollos-boyfriend · 1 year

Text

so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

#icarus speaks #i fully believe she's correct btw #they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work #cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think #but oh honey you have a big storm coming #side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭#bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly #also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world #they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible

23K notes · View notes

otiksimr · 4 months

Text

Poorly drawn Onix line (With a slightly less poorly made Steelix)

#24 years after the episode's release we still haven't gotten a Crystal Onix variant.#With Sun and Moon (And by proxy regional variants) being 8 years old.#It's a bit of an understatement to say that I'm disappointed in Gamefreak and Pokemon as a franchise as a whole.#So I made sure to spend a bit of time shining up Steelix in honor of our lost Crystal rock snake.#my art #pokemon #onix #steelix #[Poorly Drawn Pokedex]

5K notes · View notes

rudjedet · 1 year

Text

#*finds hornets nest*#*throws large rock at it*#no need to scroll the blog for recent drama #this just crops up every two months or so so i thought i'd beat it to the punch this time

20K notes · View notes

akascow · 4 months

Text

hey uh not for nothing but uhhHHHH

blue... and red ? alrighty

#*goes a little crazy*#has this been mentioned yet if so my bad sorry 👉🏻👈🏻#tb to my 31000 note post about red and blue characters👀#big fan of canon bi charles in the comics it better come up in the show next 👁️👁️#i stg if yall make this about klance-#dead boy detectives #dbda #dead boy detective agency #charles rowland #edwin payne #charwin #payneland #george rexstrew #jayden revri #chedwin #painland #paynland #(being delusional) and the red rock is niko and the blue is crystal and the green is monty and the stick is cat king and-

5K notes · View notes

beeturtlle · 5 months

Text

Maizula nation please where r u

#maizula #azula #mai atla #they r so.#i think we as a fandom ignore how obsessed azula actually is with mai and all the boiling rock situation #my god when she find out abt mai's new boyfrriend and she just WHOS THIS IMBECILE.#IJUST HTINK THEY R PPERFECT TOXIC YURI AND YOU ALL SLEEP ON IT #Mai its like #imagine the worst person you ever meet it's now crying like a child demanding you answers #what do you even say in here

4K notes · View notes

drenched-in-sunlight · 7 months

Text

finally... i can draw more elden ring family shenanigans 🤭

#elden ring #messmer the impaler #malenia blade of miquella #miquella the unalloyed #queen marika the eternal #starscourge radahn #ranni the witch #i always say Malenia needs an extra brother that will eat rocks with her im so glad messmer is finally here #albi’s art

7K notes · View notes

barghest-land · 4 months

Text

drawings from paleo expedition to dagestan, done right on the trip. sometimes messy when it was cold and rainy, but i won't correct it. i think it's cool to leave it just the way it was done, and not retouch it after. there will be more drawings later, but those will be done from home

#i need to draw for 2 museums at least to then send it to them as a gift cuz people there were so nice???? AAAA #and yeah im definitely doing back #maybe in autumn... who knows #barghestland #art #artists on tumblr #and #paleoart #???#in a way it is i guess #also i usually don't share things from my sketchbook. but these drawings hold so many nice memories #of clouds that hide top of the mountains #of sitting on a rock #drawing and seeing a scorpion vibing next to u (tiny friend!)#of leaning on a big cow and almost falling asleep on a field with her after the rain #of... forgetting the pain too #of not wanting to even talk about the wonderful time i've had. because it was only for me to remember #so much happened up in the mountains that i'll never forget #thank u big rocks and soil and grass and apricot trees i love you #...#paleoland

4K notes · View notes

hamletthedane · 1 year

Text

Still laughing at Brian May offhandedly writing the greatest understatement in the history of academia in his astrophysics doctoral dissertation:

Ah, yes - “various pressures.” Like being one of the greatest guitarists ever and playing/writing/singing for the most legendary rock band of all time.

Those various pressures.

#queen #Brian May #just a rock and roll god and also an astrophysicist #it’s like Deacon casually inventing the technology for all modern bass stereos bc he was an electrical engineer #a side gig of being a genius #along with their friends ‘learned opera at 5yo and literally SAW music’ and ‘chaos tornado with a promising career in dentistry’#Music #shut up e #these are twitter thoughts but twitter is dead so now I subject you all to them

18K notes · View notes