#witch lesbians are the best

[marykedoesart]

Beefleaf Week 2024 Day 3: Magic

[mysticgeekzartz]

SHES FINISHED!!!!

After literally weeks of drawing this cuz it took me forever to do the hands especially with the wand pose I had a hard time doing it I finally figured it out So here is our lovely Lydia in her witch uniform originally this was meant to be a Halloween post with her dressing up as a witch for Halloween but I was like that's kind of ironic since the character I created her as is a literal witch So I hope you like my beautiful OC Lydia since I don't draw her as often as I should because she's actually really fun to draw and I always loved her design So hope you guys enjoy cuz finally I post some art I've done recently lmao 😂😂😂

Here's the version with the effects

[benzodiazebeanss]

BABE WAKE UP there’s lesbians witches in the MCU !1!1!1!1!1!!!!!

[nedlittle]

it's that time of the year again! i read a whopping 135 books in 2024 and have collected the worst of the worst for your entertainment ft. homophobia, taylor swift, girlboss baba yaga, and mary shelley's nipples. i hope you enjoy these reviews to make up for the suffering i endured to write them.

a lethal lady by nekesa afia ⭐

A Lethal Lady exists in a series of nondescript beige rooms because there is no effort put into making them anything else. Your reader should not have to imagine scenery themselves because you cannot be bothered to craft any description apart from vague adjectives, which do nothing if they exist without context!

the good women of fudi by liu hong ⭐

It's like Liu Hong sat down and Googled "gay books" and read the first one that came up, then Googled "lesbian books" and did the exact same thing. And then she thought, What if I did that but worse?

the witch and the tsar by oleysa salnikova gilmore ⭐

We can't even have hags anymore. Because of woke. At least Marya Morevna is bisexual.

mary and the birth of frankenstein by anne eekhout (tr. laura watkinson) ⭐

If I were sent back to 1816, I could identify Mary Shelley by her nipples alone. I could pick her nipples out of a police lineup. Her nipples are going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Her nipples are more myself than my own.

a fatal crossing by tom hindle ⭐.25

The timeline spans five days but feels like five years. The chapters are relatively short, but the action is so repetitive that it becomes cyclical, dragging on like Hector's corpse around the walls of Troy.

five wives by joan thomas ⭐.25

The Governor General's Award is not a serious award, lmao. We have approximately five recognizable Canadian writers, so much of our publishing is just slop, so we have to reward everyone who can string two sentences together.

dear sylvia, love jane by erin hall ⭐.5

It's like oh wow queer found family! community! a spunky underdog protagonist! And then a woman is murdered off-page by her husband who is then iced on-page by the mob. And then we go back to found family.

late bloomer by mazey eddings ⭐.75

You could scroll gay Twitter for 30 minutes and have the same experience as reading this book.

the formidable miss cassidy by meihan boey ⭐⭐

The characters and dialogue were too twee for my tastes, and Miss Cassidy herself is Mary Poppins if she were a whimsigoth Tumblr witch.

maude horton's glorious revenge by lizzie pook ⭐⭐

The whole book lends itself to being read with only half of one's brain engaged; neither engaging nor forgettable, it's the sort of thing that vanishes entirely from your psyche the moment after you mark it as read.

[elizabeth-mitchells]

go watch Witch Hunt (2020) for some brunette Elizabeth Mitchell as a lesbian mom that drives a pickup truck and saves witches from the government <3

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I was relistening to Everyone Hates His Parents and like some people get bitter over Mendel jokingly saying "guess I'll have to raise this Jason myself" but we need to remember that Marvin's and Trina's reaction to Jason not wanting a Bar Mitzva was pretty much say that what Jason was doing was worse than killing his mother. Marvin just really goes "kill your mother, uh? why not since you are canceling the Bar Mitzva" while Trina is like "Yes, Jason, I'm here doing everything for you but you insist in wanting to kill your poor mother [me]".

Like, yes, they are embarassed and stressed out but holy shit. This is an awfull thing to say to your kid. And Mendel is like "oh my god" and "everyone hate their parents and I'm starting to see why" because he himself is horrifield by it. He really just spends almost as much time as Jason hearing his wife and her ex-husband fight and say horrible things for the sake of creating this one perfect event and they want to do it for Jason but is also for themselfs and he sort of gets it but in his first actual good psychiatric move he is like "idc this is the 80's and parents are like that this is hurting the kid" and tries in his own way to make things a bit easier for Jason.

Mendel is not the best. He is an awful terrible really bad psychiatrist, a questionable friend and at most an okay husband. But I'll defend his position as a stepdad with my life. He loves Jason and he does his best even if his best is akward and weird and sometimes questionable ('I'm gonna bring girls from the wrong side of the tracks') and tbh he is doing better than Marvin (who I do love and think was starting to actually be a good dad and it is part of the tragedy that he never fully gets there in his mending bridges with Trina and Jason process). Mendel is the dad that steped up!!

[oldtvandcomics]

Happy Queer Media Monday!

Today: Crypt of the Vampire (1964)

Feels like I already covered this with the Carmilla and lesbian vampire posts, but I do what I want, so.

(Laura and Carmilla during the extremely atmospheric climax of the movie)

Crypt of the Vampire, also known as Terror In The Crypt (the meaning of the original title) is a 1964 Italian-Spanish gothic horror film in the lesbian vampire subgenre. It is a rather faithful adaptation of the classic novel Carmilla, with the major difference being the addition of witchcraft. It is very atmospheric, with lots of blowing curtains and dream sequences that blur the edges of reality. It was filmed in an actual castle, and stars among others Christopher Lee, because of course it does.

Of the ones that I saw, this is my favorite Carmilla adaptation.

You can find the rest here, in my lesbian vampire masterlist. I have made Queer Media Monday posts about both Carmilla and the lesbian vampire subgenre before. 

The movie is completely available on YouTube.

Queer Media Monday is an action I started to talk about some important and/or interesting parts of our queer heritage, that people, especially young people who are only just beginning to discover the wealth of stories out there, should be aware of. Please feel free to join in on the fun and make your own posts about things you personally find important!

[cheapsweetsrocks]

Best of 2023 - Best band name (that I discovered this year

Given that I can't choose between them, I've gone for two winners of this category;

Lesbian bed death

(UK based gothic punk/hard rock band with a fondness for horror movies)

...and...

SPF 1000

(Early 2000s horror-themed industrial music)

Honorable mention to the legendary 1970s Zambian rock band WITCH (which is an acronym for We Intend To Cause Havoc)...

[limoncats]

limon draws gay people part 2398473295325392742395723895623952

OCs by @kiraprismart

[dailydianakko]

did you vote for diakko on the ship poll? also 69% ftw

as much as i love dianakko, I voted for poly Akko supremacy

[hit-by-the-lit-prof]

I can't believe I haven't posted a pic of my tatoo here yet!? It is the moon from the Rider-Waite-Smith tarot deck. It is my first tat and I did it about two weeks ago. As for the pain, of course it did hurt but like in cozy sort of way. Hard to explain. I am so pleased with it and I love it so much. Now YOU go ahead and tell me how much YOU love it. (Threateningly)

[skinzchoerim]

Tagged by @rieloving-mess ty!!!

rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs, and then tag ten people. no skipping!

I'm using the playlist of songs I liked (aka gave them that little green heart) cause I only add my absolute faves there

OnlyOneOf - seOul drift

GFRIEND - Tarot Cards

BVNDIT - Jungle

NCT DREAM - Hello Future

THE BOYZ - Russian Roulette

OnlyOneOf - night flight

NCT 127 - Superhuman

E'LAST - Desire

DRIPPIN - Nostalgia

IU - Epilogue

Tagging some people that appeared last in my notes so feel free to ignore this @melting-morning-blues @hakanakimono @stay-dandelyon @toxicrevolver

[redgemwink]

EEEEE I FINALLY MARRIED CATHERINE!!!!!! i waited for a nice rainy day (bc im a mermaid lol) and proposed at her flower garden.. aaaaa im so happy!!

[somebody-already-took-this-url]

I love The Worst Witch I love Hecate Hardbroom I love Julie Hubble I love Dimity Drill!!! Ahhhh

[libraryofbaxobab]

YA can blur the line between teen and adult fiction. This one did not.

The vampire/hunter romance is fine? It sure is a teen fantasy novel

For all the themes of choices and agency, the climax sure doesn't showcase much decisiveness

It's mostly just fine, and that's okay

5.5/10

#WhatsKenyaReading

[she1smyscar]

You guys don't understand ( actually you probably do ) , but Agatha saying "Ask a straight lady" is the best line ever cuz us gays be saying shit like this CONSTANTLY and straight writers trying to write gay and lesbian characters never understand the assignment and for a Marvel Witch show to be the first one with such a relatable and REAL line for us is NOT what I saw in the cards as far as representation goes, but here we are. And I'm obsessed with it!