#reminder to not be an asshole guys !!
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
to all the ppl who don't ship gelphie: friendly reminder that gelphie is one of the most popular theater wlw ships and it always will be! it's perfectly fine to not ship it, but don't shit on the shippers or comment on posts about the ship disagreeing with it! let people do what they want!

amazing gelphie art by: @/jungle_puppy on twitter
#gelphie#elphaba x glinda#glinda the good#glinda the good witch#the wicked witch of the west#wicked musical#wicked#wicked movie#wicked 2024#reminder to not be an asshole guys !!#elphaba thropp#galinda upland
507 notes
·
View notes
Text
powerful mental image of lucanis expounding passionately about any given one of his limited but extremely deep areas of interest (the wyvern/knives/coffee/cooking/murder continuum of lucanis dellamorte special interests if you will) while rye lounges around and Beholds him with palpable twink boutta pounce energy
#having lucanis really go off about something no matter what it is is a rare and precious gift for rye specifically. free aphrodisiac#honestly rye's version of that might initially be subtle enough that only davrin would notice it (and suffer accordingly) lol#'could you guys do that while I'm not here. I'm starting to feel sick' '*perfectly innocent rye voice* do what davrin? I'm not even#doing anything :}' 'yeah you're doing nothing with a lot of subtext rook there are whole chains of footnotes here I'd rather not know'#very funny idea of rye leaving the top button of his shirt open (which means about one centimeter of throat exposed. to be clear)#to go to dinner b/c that is enough to make lucanis completely lose his train of thought every time he glances over#and davrin with half his glorious booba out at all times shaking his head at rye across the table like 'you harlot (affectionate)'#(may I remind us all that his first crush was viago de riva. I remind myself of this at least twice a week b/c it's one of my few sources#of joy and delight these days. rye only gets as mean as viago under very rare and specific cirumstances but I think that#might be lucanis' equivalent aphrodisiac material lol. whenever rook gets tried to the point of showing his hand that not only#IS he actually very clever he also has the capacity to be a *bitch* when provoked lucanis finds his trousers suddenly a little tight.#man something here about both of them struggling with holding on to their anger yet actually finding it appealing in the other person#that's actually kind of moving as well as hilarious haha. rye losing his cool and being like 'oh fuck my cover is blown yet again#now everyone will know I am an asshole actually' and meanwhile lucanis is like 'I need to kiss him under the pale moonlight' <3#something something nothing is more beautiful to me than the fullness of your nature getting to witness the full spectrum of your being#'*davrin facepalming just out of frame as they gaze upon each other like this* literally what did I just SAY!!! assan avert your eyes#this is grownup stuff. weird-ass grownup stuff I don't fully get and yet I suppose it takes all kinds etc. but still grownup stuff')#davrin being the baffled witness to the intricate yet extremely low-key mating dance of two introverts is something that can be so personal#he clocked them from the moment they showed up to recruit him (which to be clear is before either of these two dumbasses realized anything)#and now he has to live with it <3 sorry davrin I love you davrin#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#lucanis dellamorte#davrin#from my tag rants etc.#rook x lucanis#rookanis#holding on to my sanity and will to live by a shred but with how coherent and sane this is I'm sure it's not even noticeable
61 notes
·
View notes
Note
talking about Halloween imagine ptm jade just trying to guess which costume yuu would choose, just imagine cute and sexy basic costumes like a nurse or a bunny or something and yuu just pulls up dressed as the most unsexy thing ever, like a giant pumpkin!! OR A GIANT MUSHROOM HAHA
i feel like jade would be a bit disappointed at first but would find it so amusing eventually
Jokes on you, Jade loves jokes and puns and he'd get a kick out of you in a giant pumpkin. And you vastly underestimate his ability to find you desirable. He's down bad whether you're in the laciest lingerie or in an inflatable cartoon mushroom and he WILL find a way to make it the hottest thing ever for the simple reason that you're in it.
Actually scratch that, Jade is ALSO getting a matching inflatable costume because 1. couple's costumes and 2. he's silly with a very basic sense of humor.
#mochi asks#xxoomiii#jade leech#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#jade leech x reader#i still feel the need to remind everyone that as much as jade is an asshole that is happy to beat up other students#he also is the guy that was laughing for days over a stupid “fly shrimp” joke that trey made#he's goober at heart
216 notes
·
View notes
Text





Katara playfully splashes water at Aang, who responded by sulking in a brooding cave and then exploding lava in her face and storming off without any apology. From The Lost Adventures.
Golly gee why don't I want to ship such a wholesome wonderful healthy ship like this? Gee whiz, it's great Katara didn't end with Zuko, otherwise she might get lava thrown at her in an argument from an immature, emotionally unavailable, abusive jerk! /s Oh, right, Aang is the one who did that.
Aang has always been the one to hurt Katara. Funny Zuko hasn't. Remind me again who scarred Katara's hands, who blew up into the avatar state leaving Katara to pull him out lest he destroy her, her brother, and everything around him? Who stormed off right before the finale without communication leaving his friends to die in the invasion? Was it Zuko who did those things? Was it?
Such a wholesome ship!
#anti kataang#atla comics#zutara#in a bad mood now that i had to look these pages up for someone's ask and be reminded how atrocious they were#anti aang#just a cute cuddly twelve year old huh?#he's an abuser and an asshole#this is not how conflict resolution works#he just storms off and won't communicate#he gets mad at her lashes out and acts like he is the victim#i hate this so much#i would dump any guy who acted this way and i am infuriated that this was katara's fate in canon#the discourse
162 notes
·
View notes
Text
I've been rewatching the first two seasons of The Bear so I can watch the third season that just came out and man the character writing in this show makes me froth at the mouth it's like some of the best arcs I've ever seen in a TV series
#little infodump in the tags bc no one I know is watching this show so I need to spill all my thoughts somewhere LOL#Richie is my favorite he makes me go ballistic especially in the episode Forks#just rewatched that episode and it always makes me cry when he has his moment where he finally Gets it#he's such a shit stain of a guy I would probably hate him if I knew him in real life lmfao but as a character he is so fantastically writte#I also really love Marcus but he hasn't had as big of a development as Richie has#Sydney is awesome but she's. so much like me in the way where I cringe at her sometimes LMAO#when she's acting super sarcastic and holier than thou I can't look directly at it it's too much like me when I'm at my worst DHF;LKDFH#god I hope Marcus and Sydney get together they are so cute#unusually good chemistry for a straight ship LOL /hj#I also love Tina but my only complaint with her is that I kinda wish her arc in the first season took a little more time#bc she started off as a real asshole just like all the characters did but she had a much more sudden switch#but I guess it makes sense for her now that I think about it bc she's shown to be a very sweet and compassionate person#it's just that she doesn't trust Sydney at first so once she gets over that then she's sweet with her too#excited to learn more about Ebra he reminds me a lot of an old coworker#also obvs no spoilers for season 3 please I haven't got there yet#lyla's talking again
26 notes
·
View notes
Text
evan rosier dying is so comical to me. geez buddy you got the death you deserve but everyone says ur so different and deserving of love because you're just misunderstood.
off with his head.
#evan rosier#marauders fandom#the thing is#he reminds me of those asshole guys from tenth grade that made fun of you while pretending to be your friends#but he was clinically an asshole determined to stir up trouble#and if i didn't know him#id think he was one of those assholes from a french drama that traumatized the main characters#hed never be the main character because he is just so bad and evil that he deserves a gruesome death#like hes the investigator from maxxine#i think he deserved to be thrown into a compactor with his friends and died for technically ruining harrys life#but hey if we can get prime romance content ill take it\#HEY what if i start writing evan s an asshole into everything?#perfect for me#marauders#barty crouch jr
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
a strange trend in my favorite characters I realize is that I tend to heavily gravitate toward somewhat obscure, antagonistic forces
#shoutout to the multiple months when I was young when I was obsessed with flatwoman#‘who the fuck is flatwoman’ heh. well. you ever watch the pbs kids show peg + cat?#she appeared in like two episodes and let’s just say. I would’ve died for her as a kid#and yup ok you guessed it this trend continued with my boy pumpkin daddy#what thehell is wrong with that guy and more important question why is he my absolute favorite character of all time#I’m not even talking strictly about PDBC here alright? in that I have full control over him#in ROOTS? oh boy unstoppable force of nature someone Actually euthanize him or something he’s going to commit heinous crimes if left alone#he’s So bizarre mind if I just talk about that before going back to sleep? his morals are all over the place#‘this poor abandoned child. her mother should be ashamed of doing this to her. anyway let’s kidnap her for money’#and then he fucking pretends that he didn’t remember that happening#not that it DIDNT happen but that he just doesn’t remember it??.okay go off king??#at this point I don’t even know if he was lying he might just have Alzheimer’s or something he’s gettin kinda old#also Alzheimer’s is the worst word ever I have to look it up to spell it every time ffs so annoying#also worth mentioning that he almost got himself killed in a pursuit of someone’s money#and then not even a YEAR later he was back at it again trying to scam the SAME people lol GIVE IT A REST#I didn’t type lol this is travesty istg I didn’t type lol there there’s a lol ghost on the loose#he needs to be put down or something#and why the hell is he actually one of the nicest parents like huh?..?man what??#yeah this is my little science experiment I made solely for money. i love her she’s beautiful she’s awesome#my brother in Christ pick a side are you horrible or not#ok also wait that reminds me. it was unintentionally implied that he wasn’t evil once#I won’t go into it for the sake of time but. raises eyebrow. what the hell do you mean#at least I think it was unintentional. it’s still weird to me and I never bothered asking#anyway I should probably go back to sleep I have n appointment in like. two hours. sigh#yayyyy I love characters who suck!!! 🥰🥰🥰 pop off you asshole king and or queen
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
.
#overthinking a shitty interaction fromna few days ago#ppl talking about me in the notes as if I wasnt there#someome said 'why is he being so familiar?'#i was talking like i normally talk. going for generally empathetic and understanding with an amount of snark bc they were being rude#i shouldnt have engaged to begin with but I was like oh i have good proof to refute this nonsense claim#forgot for a hot second that with some people its about their enotions and what they want to do with it and not. facts#nit like problemnsolving rather than listening it was a bullshit trans discourse claim based on very little of substance#and now im like. why was I so “familiar”?#i dont think I was overly familiar. idk if they were upset I wasnt rising to their bait and being aggressive so they could fight me#such a weird thing#also ran across a pill that makes you green comic with one of those guys who divert conversations like why are you trans im worried about#your mental health must be causing your transness friendo buddy bud my bestie#i dont think I was doing that#they were also really grasping at straws to misinterpret me which I think means I did a decent job being kind#im just spinning about it bc sleep is really eluding me#i should just forget about it#why is he so familiar?? am i supposed to talk like a formal fedora mlady dude?? am I just expected to be an aggressive asshole?#interact like its a legal proceeding??#i have no idea#hopefully now ive got it out i can think about something else#bc it was a totally ffuitless cinversation except as a reminder to not get involved in absurd and spiteful discourse!#tbh a bunch of recentish pills that make you green was making me uncomfortable but the metaphor is abstract enough that I cant logic through#where my disagreement is. just the vibes were kinda of....exclusionary? in ways I cant fully out my finger on?#im just q bit sad disappointed is all cause I have liked them before#i need to find something to do. if youve got this far can you reccomend me a good sleep podcast? doesnt need to be A Sleep Podcast TM#just white noise basically to keep my brain busy that doesnt matter if I only hear pieces of it#have a good one ❤#mine
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Went to the bookstore today and asked about their mythology section and this frickin guy had the gall to be like "Yeah it's over here, but these are really dense and difficult so let me show you the children's mythology section." I was so baffled I didn't say anything. Normally I would've been very offended, but I couldn't help but laugh because I was like "I've been reading those massive textbook-esque mythology books since I was a literal child as research for my novel, sir. But sure, show me the kid's section, I like reading kids' books too."
#i talk#I genuinely think he just phrased it really badly and was just being stupid#which is the ONLY reason I was like ''yeah alright I'll let you live''#but I was very amused by that entire interaction#Went up to the register later and he got excited over some of the audiobooks I chose and we had a nice chat about that#I saw he was reading a BNHA comic which surprised me (especially after his previous comment)#and I told him I heard it ended recently and he said he was glad to hear that since so many comics he read as a kid just went on and on#and never ended#I think I've reached that age where I'm just like#''I can recognize you're not being an asshole you were just a bit stupid. Bless your soul''#Coincidentally the big textbook section was right in front of the checkout counter#which was funny because I DID just sit there and flip through a bunch of things for almost half an hour#That reminds me I really do need to read 100 and one nights (Arabian Knights) sometime. That's like the one Big one I've never read#Beowulf too that's the other big one#I just need to find really good audiobook versions of them. I can't sit down and read anymore#Another interesting moment from that same bookstore:#I overheard that dude and his coworker / boss talking with an older guy#and the guy said he was a psychic or something#and the bookstore guy was like ''Can I ask you a question then? I am going to judge you for it if you get it wrong though''#pftt#it was all very lighthearted but I was just like yeah that's my city alright#I miss seeing those random interactions and random moments
7 notes
·
View notes
Note
what do u do for work?
im an activities coordinator for a resort (but that might be changing soon) so i do all the very fun activities for kids and adults! its a blast, and the regulars are like family (if i get this new job im gonan miss them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and usually our activities have a small fee (max of 15$ for a more complex activity like tie dye shirt making) to keep us going.
it says it on the activity schedule they give out when you check in, but of course some people are just a bit self-centered and assume its free + they dont have to even acknowledge us.....it doesnt happen too often most people loveee making conversation and hanging with us but it pisses me off because like im standing right here dude at least say hi
#again most everyone is super nice but sometimes we get these like really far right assholes that are a) overtly open abt their beliefs#and b) just like generally rude????? like hostile for no reason#it might have to do with my skin color or whatever but theyre just so hostile?#reminds me of the guy that came in with isreal flags on his shirt (hes a white american) and i was trying to talk to his daughter about her#painting (we were doing a painting activity) and he was just like so? mean and hostile#like where do u get off being that miserable lol#anyway again even tho its florida its relatively rare to meet someone so hostile#most are at least nice to me lol
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Bestie who is into men but never talks to any 🤝🏻 bestie who hates men but hooks up with them regularly
#fyi i'm zero jealous because most of her guys are ugly and assholes 😭#but girl you're 3 years younger than me and i still wouldn't have the energy 💀#we keep a list of shame so i can remind her of what happens when she agrees to see a man again after flirting at the bar#when my time comes she gets to make the same list for me <3#mel talks
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
TERROR TRANSFORMED
15/10: QUINTESSONS
If you were to even catch a glimpse of one of these guys, sorry bud, then you’re already dead.
The whole deal with Quintessons and their soldiers is that they wanted to imprison all Cybertronian life with their invasion before and during the war. In order to experiment different kinds of inhumane practices with their ever advancing technologies, furthering their plans to conquer the universe and achieve ultimate powers. Good thing two certain faction leaders were able to stop them before that happened.
#sphny arts (𖦹w𖦹)•*°⊹#ooooooh boy#do I have some TEA to spill about THESE GUYS#they’re like SUPER DONKIN important to my fan continuity omg#theyre major assholes I tell ya#but just look at that faaace✨#reminds me of a snek tbh and I love sneks#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#cyberverse#rescue bots academy#transformers bold bright brisk#quintessons#terror transformed
45 notes
·
View notes
Text
sucks having a blorbo from a random ya romance novel. nobody else in the world cares about my special guy
#i think the stuff ive been hearing about mouthwashing has reminded me of him#and also the fact that his name is one letter away from a popular brand of camera#but anyways you see he is a miserable guy trapped on a spaceship with some fuckin asshole tormenting him#the resemblance is uncanny
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Stayed up way too late drawing a followup comic for what I posted on my art account. I looove these fucking idiots
#originally it was gonna be kinda sweet but I think what it is now is more in character#fight fight fight fight#i love these assholes. they tried. they don't get a gold star though their star is blood fucking red#I am once again talking about Sara and Shin. predictable.#god I need them to kill each other I'm so sorry I need them to be cruel and awful and evil at each other actually#yes I am still delusional about them becoming friends#i just think they should go about it in an awful and lowkey codependent way#you are the person I hate the most and also the only one who can ever understand me#you antagonized me at every turn and yet I feel responsible for helping you because it's the only way I can forgive myself#you terrify me. you remind me of the most sickening man I have ever known but he was the only person who ever loved me#i want you dead. if you died i would never forgive myself. if i lost you then what would i have left in the world. fuck you.#hnngghvggh. nornal guy behavior.#none of this is romantic i must make this clear. it is all a weird evil form of platonic.#also i think it's funny that this grown ass man is beefing mostly one-sidedly with a 17-year-old. i would never.#I'm gnawing on them like chew toys. I'm putting them in water and playing with them like they're orbeez.#putting them in my brain water and watching them expand like those foam animal pill thangs and then tearing them up#I promise I'm normal. I'm a normal guy. I'm so average. literally the normalest guy you've ever met.
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
I want to punch the NRC boys so much
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst spoilers#Especially a certain croc#who just uses someone’s project plan as some sort of scrap paper#He may have said he doesn’t care but still#Everyone is just being an asshole but it reminded me that these guys are villains. They’re an asshole.#I want to be teamed up with Skully#Let me team up with the man#☆〜valerie's rambles
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
I am jealous of people who can just take one big shit and get it over with. My eating disorder fucked up my bowels so bad that I poop in 4-5 little poops for the duration of 2 hours until it’s finally all out. And the worst part is, every time I go I feel like I got it all out that time but then I DIDNT and I have to shit again. And whenever I go to the toilet I get distracted so I will stay there for at least 20-30 minutes. It takes so much time out of my day, honestly exhausted.
#so glad digital footprint is just a myth like comfortable jeans#wouldn’t want my future employer to be reminded of my bowel movements#actually no that’d be quite helpful#so everyone in the company can be aware of my disastrous asshole#the fractured but whole? ❌#the disastrous butthole? ✅#Idk why i’m sharing all this i just though you guys would like to know ❤️❤️
5 notes
·
View notes