#winter//iron

[wolverinesleftclaw]

i just think both of them at the same time would cure my depression in ways that modern medicine could never.

[ironspidersblog]

Winter solider: once I tried to rob this preppy kid on his way to school but before I could even get a threat out he told me ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was so agasp that this eight year old just asked me to kill him outright that I ran off into an alleyway and cried.

Tony: lol that was me

[justlous-art]

I kept laughing while drawing it

[avengerscompound]

Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff My favorite looks in each film

[juiche]

I wanted to draw the winter soldier for years but never dared to, I thought I’d definitely mess it up. Late to the party as always, but I finally dared to do it 😊

This one is based on a photo that Sebastian Stan took by chance prior to the Civil War film, having no idea what’s about to come :> I thought it’s wonderfully angsty 😌💅

get your own print here ❤️

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Bucky: Knife to the throat

Natasha: Gun to the back

Tony: Poison in his cup

Y/N: You’re all horrible

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[irondadspiderson4evr]

Ah yes… Peter…

Peter, in the lab: Mr stark, are we cooking today or what!

Tony: Peter, we aren’t… in the kitchen?

—-

Peter: Mr. Stark, you’re girly pop!

Tony: … What?

—-

Tony: how are you feeling webs?

Peter, after a battle, in the med bay: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!

Tony, concerned: What… does that mean?

Sam, laughing: Watch your profanity!

Steve and Bucky, confused: What the hell?

—-

Tony, his hands busy, handing over a piece of paper: Pete, can you read this to me?

Peter: actually, I never learned how to read.

—-

Natasha, fighting Peter on his homework: If you don’t do your work you’re going to end up at McDonald’s-

Peter: we goin’ to McDonalds if I don’t do my work?

—-

The avengers having a summer party

Tony: Peter what do you have-

Peter: A KNIFE!

Tony: WHAT? NO-

—-

Peter: So I was sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties…

Tony: Peter you don’t have- what?

@spiderman-is-me

[darkmasterlistyouneveraskedfor]

The Baby Trappers AU Masterlist

Stories including some devious men with a breeding kink.

Wicked Games | Steve Rogers | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11

So I | Bucky Barnes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

Crash and Burn | Tony Stark | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

No Sugar Tonight | Brock Rumlow | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

Long Snake Moan | Loki | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

Bittersweet Symphony | Thor | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

[super-marvel-dc]

Bucky: Has anyone seen Y/N and Tony?

Steve: I think they're taking a walk outside. Said something about "A very important conversation".

*Tony, and Y/N outside*

Y/N: At my funeral you have to leave my casket closed and play Pop goes weasel-

Tony, writing it down: Ok, what else?

Y/N: Take the bouquet off my casket, throw it into the crowd, and whoever catches it you have to say you're next.

Tony, still writing it down: Like the opposite of a wedding?

Y/N: Yes!

Tony: *Pauses and looks at Y/N*

Tony: I love it!

[textsfromsuperheroes]

Texts From Superheroes

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[thewatcher0nthewall]

The Grim Lady of Pyke

[ironspidersblog]

Tony, accidentally burning himself making his third cup of coffee in the morning: damn, this is worse than the time my childhood hero said I was nothing without my suit

Steve, choking on his coffee: I was your hero???????

Bucky, who learned this one night when Tony was drunk : your first mistake was picking that dumbass to be your hero

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: List five things you would say in the bedroom.

Clint: Fuck!

Bruce: I’m ready!

Scott: Where do I put it?

Bucky: Who the hell are you?!

Steve: I’m not ready!!

[avengerscompound]

Captain America: Civil War | Gag Reel

[gunsandspaceships]

Tony saved Bucky?

Many people think that Tony wanted to kill Bucky in that bunker in Civil War. But not many watched the movie frame by frame. Look at this:

Did Tony just save Bucky from the falling structure? This is STRANGE, isn’t it? Let’s take a closer look:

Tony is punching Bucky. The structure is falling on them.

They noticed it.

Tony turns back to Bucky.

And throws him away from the falling metal.

While Tony stays there and gets pinned by the rubble.

Well, looks like he indeed saved him by throwing him aside and took the hit himself instead. Strange move for a guy who wants to kill.