#winona theodors

[mdshh]

Children aged up!! They had a birthday at a restaurant 🙃

[thestarlight3]

Little Women (1994) dir. Gillian Armstrong

[hockey-and-timbits]

I could never love anyone as I love my sisters.

—Jo March, Little Women (Gillian Armstrong, 1994)

[elephantlovemedleys]

Christian Bale as Theodore "Laurie" Laurence in Little Women (1994)

[fuckyeahcostumedramas]

Christian Bale as Theodore Laurence (Laurie) & Winona Ryder as Jo March in Little Women (Film, 1994).

[cutesycadaver]

Look I don't know how to explain properly but

They are my friends, my not brat pack, my loser club

The Brunch Squad

I laughed too hard at that

They're the only ones invited to my birthday

(which is not today, plz don't message me lol)

[eesirachs]

For a school assignment, I'm assembling an anthology around the theme of queer divinity and desire, but I'm having a hard time finding a fitting essay/article (no access to real academic catalogues :/ ), do you know of any essays around this theme?

below are essays, and then books, on queer theory (in which 'queer' has a different connotation than in regular speech) in the hebrew bible/ancient near east. if there is a particular prophet you want more of, or a particular topic (ištar, or penetration, or appetites), or if you want a pdf of anything, please let me know.

essays: Boer, Roland. “Too Many Dicks at the Writing Desk, or How to Organize a Prophetic Sausage-Fest.” TS 16, no. 1 (2010b): 95–108. Boer, Roland. “Yahweh as Top: A Lost Targum.” In Queer Commentary and the Hebrew Bible, edited by Ken Stone, 75–105. JSOTSup 334. Cleveland, OH: Pilgrim, 2001. Boyarin, Daniel. “Are There Any Jews in ‘The History of Sexuality’?” Journal of the History of Sexuality 5, no. 3 (1995): 333–55. Clines, David J. A. “He-Prophets: Masculinity as a Problem for the Hebrew Prophets and Their Interpreters.” In Sense and Sensitivity: Essays on Reading the Bible in Memory of Robert Carroll, edited by Robert P. Carroll, Alastair G. Hunter, and Philip R. Davies, 311–27. JSOTSup 348. Sheffield: Sheffield Academic Press, 2002. Graybill, Rhiannon. “Yahweh as Maternal Vampire in Second Isaiah: Reading from Violence to Fluid Possibility with Luce Irigaray.” Journal of feminist studies in religion 33, no. 1 (2017): 9–25. Haddox, Susan E. “Engaging Images in the Prophets: Feminist Scholarship on the Book of the Twelve.” In Feminist Interpretation of the Hebrew Bible in Retrospect. 1. Biblical Books, edited by Susanne Scholz, 170–91. RRBS 5. Sheffield: Sheffield Phoenix Press, 2013. Koch, Timothy R. “Cruising as Methodology: Homoeroticism and the Scriptures.” In Queer Commentary and the Hebrew Bible, edited by Ken Stone, 169–80. JSOTSup 334. Cleveland, OH: Pilgrim, 2001. Tigay, Jeffrey. “‘ Heavy of Mouth’ and ‘Heavy of Tongue’: On Moses’ Speech Difficulty.” BASOR, no. 231 (October 1978): 57–67.

books: Ahmed, Sara. Queer Phenomenology: Orientations, Objects, Others. Durham, NC: Duke University Press, 2006. Bauer-Levesque, Angela. Gender in the Book of Jeremiah: A Feminist-Literary Reading. SiBL 5. New York: P. Lang, 1999. Black, Fiona C., and Jennifer L. Koosed, eds. Reading with Feeling : Affect Theory and the Bible. Atlanta, GA: SBL Press, 2019. Brenner, Athalya. The Intercourse of Knowledge: On Gendering Desire and “Sexuality” in the Hebrew Bible. BIS 26. Leiden: Brill, 1997. Camp, Claudia V. Wise, Strange, and Holy: The Strange Woman and the Making of the Bible. JSOTSup 320. Gender, Culture, Theory 9. Sheffield: Sheffield Academic Press, 2000. Chapman, Cynthia R. The Gendered Language of Warfare in the Israelite-Assyrian Encounter. HSM 62. Winona Lake, IN: Eisenbrauns, 2004. Creangă, Ovidiu, ed. Men and Masculinity in the Hebrew Bible and Beyond. BMW 33. Sheffield: Sheffield Phoenix Press, 2010. Eilberg-Schwartz, Howard. God’s Phallus: And Other Problems for Men and Monotheism. Boston: Beacon, 1995. Huber, Lynn R., and Rhiannon Graybill, eds. The Bible, Gender, and Sexuality : Critical Readings. London, UK ; T&T Clark, 2021. Guest, Deryn. When Deborah Met Jael: Lesbian Biblical Hermeneutics. London: SCM, 2005. Graybill, Rhiannon, Meredith Minister, and Beatrice J. W. Lawrence, eds. Rape Culture and Religious Studies : Critical and Pedagogical Engagements. Lanham, Maryland: Lexington Books, 2019. Graybill, Rhiannon. Are We Not Men? : Unstable Masculinity in the Hebrew Prophets. New York, NY: Oxford University Press USA, 2016. Halperin, David J. Seeking Ezekiel: Text and Psychology. University Park: Pennsylvania State University Press, 1993. Jennings, Theodore W. Jacob’s Wound: Homoerotic Narrative in the Literature of Ancient Israel. New York: Continuum, 2005. Macwilliam, Stuart. Queer Theory and the Prophetic Marriage Metaphor in the Hebrew Bible. BibleWorld. Sheffield and Oakville, CT: Equinox, 2011. Maier, Christl. Daughter Zion, Mother Zion: Gender, Space, and the Sacred in Ancient Israel. Minneapolis, MN: Fortress, 2008. Mills, Mary E. Alterity, Pain, and Suffering in Isaiah, Jeremiah, and Ezekiel. LHB/OTS 479. New York: T. & T. Clark, 2007. Stökl, Jonathan, and Corrine L. Carvalho. Prophets Male and Female: Gender and Prophecy in the Hebrew Bible, the Eastern Mediterranean, and the Ancient Near East. AIL 15. Atlanta, GA: SBL, 2013. Stone, Ken. Practicing Safer Texts: Food, Sex and Bible in Queer Perspective. Queering Theology Series. London: T & T Clark International, 2004. Weems, Renita J. Battered Love: Marriage, Sex, and Violence in the Hebrew Prophets. OBT. Minneapolis, MN: Fortress, 1995.

[criesinliess]

━AUGUST 2023; susan's recs

OUTER BANKS

━━RAFE CAMERON

winona @collecting-stories

where is my girl, bro? @twinklelilstarkey

no drinks, no pools, no molly. @runningfrom2am

GRISHAVERSE

━━KAZ BREKKER

you and me (a whole lot of history) @heliads

THE BEAR

━━CARMY BERZATTO

carmen doesn’t show up on a date @irndad

the first step @shewrites7

LOCKWOOD & CO

━━ANTHONY LOCKWOOD

heart eyes! @tangledinlove

MARAUDER'S ERA

━━REMUS LUPIN

mouse @siriuslovebot

HARRY POTTER

━━THEODORE NOTT

baby, won’t you be my girl? @azrielscrown

the way i loved you @earthgirl616

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA

━━EDMUND PEVENSIE

warm; part2 @pariahsparadise

SCREAM

━━ETHAN LANDRY

cosmic feelings @astrxq

dorm room antics @vgilantee

20/20 vision @echnated

DESCENDANTS

━━HARRY HOOK

lights out @promptlists

i hate you @↑

more or less @justauthoring

MARVEL

━━PIETRO MAXIMOFF

arrogant @deceitfuldevil

MIRACULOUS

━━LUKA COUFFAINE

thank you @tryingmydarndest

when realization comes knocking @daninotfound

[tedtalkcity]

WELCOME TO THE OC BLOG GOOD LUCK FIGURING IT ALL OUT

its me robbie from @dykeseesgod welcome to the silly guy zone

MY TOYHOUSE THIS IS WHERE ITS ALL CONSOLIDATED THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO LEARN ABOUT EVERYTHING ITS PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE

ASK MY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHIGN FOREVER

more info w/specifics about the thangs under the cut ^_^

MY STORIES ARE AS FOLLOWS

RELIGIONVERSE: set in 1950s new york city following an angel named theodore who is very much not supposed to be on earth. other key characters are his wife (cecily) his weird priest situationship (elijah) god (deity) and luci (satan) ALSO I HAVE A GOOGLE DOC CHRONICLING MOST OF THE LORE THAT YOU CAN READ HERE

INDIE: weird loser named atticus stalks his partner from highschool (axel) because thats easier than addressing his deep-seated childhood trauma. other key characters are axels current girlfriend (mitchell) takes place from the time theyre in 7th grade (2012) to more or less present day (2022)

VARMINT: two twins named shad and shishka, following the long-term aftermath of their dad, damien, killing their mom, sam, and damiens subsequent outing as a prolific serial killer. and theyre also furries! ive had these characters since i was literally age 8 they are my oldest ocs and my dearest children. takes place in 2021

HOMETOWN USA: fucked up town where every resident is based on a song by tom lehrer. no real story just a bunch of guys existing. theyre going through world war III. set in a vague anachronistic alternate 1960s

G&S INC.: normal office guys. listen to andrew in drag by the magnetic fields. set in the mid to late 1990s. daniel and andrew are mitchells parents btw. and emmetts there too

RAINFOREST FLOODS: haunted waterpark! ghouls! ghosts! soul crushing life ruining guilt over things that cannot be changed! toxic yaoi! sorry im getting tired of writing these. characters are andy bruce vincent kelsey and jeff. shared with @ratsbypaulzindel. you really got a hold on me by the beatles

SHITROACH: the most annoying people youve ever met in your life (gabby nelson graysong) are in a band that sucks dogshit. and also theres other people (niamh newt winona schmidt)

AND ALSO THERES MORE THAT ARENT IN ANY OF THESE STORIES BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE LISTING THEM FIREEMOJI

[myz-wykkyd]

Rosalie Wilde Masterpost

6/3/2024: Masterpost for one of my main ocs, Rosalie Wilde! Though primarily used for farming sim related content, Rosalie is a multiverse oc with many aus. Below the cut you will find basic information about her and her various universes, a list of tags, completed memes, trivia, and other content relating to her.

BASICS  Full Name: Rosalie Wilde

Rowdy Rose (MLP)

Pronouns: She/Her

Age: Adult | 28 Date of Birth: February 14th | Spring 14th, PY 70 (MTAS) Place of Birth: Verse Dependent | Sandrock (MTAS) Occupation:  Verse Dependent

Privateer (Red Rising)

Captain of the Lady's Secret (Red Rising, Pikmin)

Space Explorer (Pikmin)

Builder (MTAS)

Farmer / Rancher (MTAS, MLP, Pikmin, DND, Pokemon)

Paladin/Warlock (DnD)

Species:  Verse Dependent

Human (Farming Sims, MTAS, Pokemon)

Pink (Red Rising)

Sheep (CoTL)

Koppaite (Pikmin)

Half-Elf (DnD)

Height: 5’3" (160 cm) Weight: ~145 lbs Body Type: Feminine, athletic. Surprisingly strong. Eye Color: Seafoam Green Hair Color: Pink

PERSONALITY & SKILLS  MBTI: ENFJ | The Protagonist Written Description:

Possessed with a beguiling combination of grace and grit. Rosalie exudes an air of sophistication, with the comportment one would expect from a lady who grew up in high society. She is highly intelligent, well-initiated in matters of social etiquette, and her manners are immaculate- or at least, they are most of the time. However, despite her feminine bearing, there’s a certain, rough edge to everything she does that hints at her adventurous spirit. For all her elegance, Rosalie has a wild side that can't be tamed.

A fiery young woman whose adaptability and resourcefulness make her a force to be reckoned with in any realm she sets her sights on, which has served her well in life considering her propensity for diving into every challenge that presents itself head first. But even when faced with failure her determination and never-give-up attitude means she always finds a way to recover from her mistakes- and turn a dire situation back in her favor.

Down-to-earth, resourceful, and dependable, Rosalie is a hard-worker who isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty.

She has a comically quick temper- and her fearsomeness during these moments have earned her a reputation for being quite frightening. Those who know her best would consider it understandable, but not all together warranted. Because while her anger is something to fear, it only flares in moments it’s truly warranted- generally in the face of cruelty, injustice, arrogance, or laziness. In such circumstances, Rosalie never hesitates to speak her mind, stand up for what’s right and swiftly ensure that the perpetrators correct their mistake. She has an incredible wit and is quick to deliver biting comebacks. When it comes down to it, she’s a surprisingly skilled fighter.

While her headstrong nature rubs some people the wrong way, it's impossible to ignore that her actions stem from a fierce desire to protect others. Though she’s admired for her bravery, occasionally she can be perceived as stubborn.

Her feistiness ironically belies a warm, affable disposition. At her core, Rosalie is a charming young woman who is full of life and spirit- and her infectious energy lifts the spirits of all those around her.

Rosalie is known to have a fondness for animals and the environment, she cherishes children, and is a supportive and understanding friend who cares deeply about her loved ones. She is often the first person to offer support to those who appear to be struggling, and is not afraid to sacrifice her own time or comfort to help those she cares about without ever expecting anything in return.

RELATIONSHIPS Father: Russel Wilde (MTAS) Mother: Winona Wilde (MTAS) Siblings: Unnamed Half-Brother (MTAS) Other Relatives: - Theodore (Stepfather; MTAS)

Closest Friends: - WIP

Notable Partners:

Logan (MTAS)

Owen (MTAS)

Kjeld (Multiverse) | Owned by r0b0tak @ DA

NOTES

WIP

WIP

ROSALIE'S TAGS

oc: rosalie wilde

art: rosalie wilde

oc inspo: rosalie wilde

ship: rosalie x logan

ship: rosalie x owen

ship: rosalie x kjeld

ALTERNATE UNIVERSES & TIMELINES

au: rosalie wilde (mtas)

au: rosalie wilde (MLP)

au: rosalie wilde (pokemon)

au: rosalie wilde (pikmin)

au: rosalie wilde (red rising)

au: rosalie wilde (cyberpunk)

au: rosalie wilde (dnd)

au: rosalie wilde (minecraft)

au: rosalie wilde (cult of the lamb)

CHARACTER SHEETS & MEMES

Primary Reference

My OC in Symbolism (OLD)

Character Inspiration (OLD)

(General) Rosalie Questions 1

(General) Rosalie Questions 2

(MTAS) Rosalie Questions 1

(MTAS) Rosalie Questions 2

META & PERSONAL REFLECTIONS

WIP

VIDEOS & CLIPS

WIP

[wanderingmind867]

My US Voting Record:

I made this with the help of wikipedia, google and posts like voting guides which I found online.

Note: I would have been a Monarchist during the Revolutionary War, but I'd probably still vote if living in America (No matter how displeased the revolution made me, I'd probably still always be willing to vote). But to show my dissatisfaction, every vote until 1824 is a protest vote:

1788: Nobody (I refuse to vote for George Washington). Maybe a write in protest vote for King George III?

1792: Nobody (I refuse to vote for George Washington). Maybe a write in protest vote for King George III?

1796: Maybe a write in protest vote for King George III?

1800: Maybe a write in protest vote for King George III?

1804: Maybe a write in protest vote for King George III?

1808: Maybe a write in protest vote for King George III?

1812: Protest Vote for King George III (I can't vote for anyone after the War of 1812 got started)

1816: Protest Vote for King George III (again, I don't know if I'd be able to forgive anyone after the War of 1812)

1820: Protest Vote for King George IV (I can't support Monroe after he helped fight 1812 against Canada and the British).

1824: Henry Clay/Nathan Sanford

1824 Contingent: John Quincy Adams

1828: John Quincy Adams/Richard Rush

1832: Henry Clay/John Sergeant

1836: Daniel Webster/Francis Granger or William Henry Harrison/Francis Granger

1840: William Henry Harrison/John Tyler

1844: Henry Clay/Theodore Frelinghuysen

1848: Martin Van Buren/Charles F. Adams

1852: John P. Hale/George W. Julian

1856: John C. Frémont/William L. Dayton

1860: Abraham Lincoln/Hannibal Hamlin

1864: Abraham Lincoln/Andrew Johnson

1868: Ulysses S. Grant/Schuyler Colfax

1872: Horace Greeley/Benjamin Gratz Brown

1876: Samuel Tilden/Thomas A. Hendricks

1880: James A. Garfield/Chester A. Arthur

1884: Grover Cleveland/Thomas A. Hendricks

1888: Benjamin Harrison/Levi P. Morton

1892: James B. Weaver/James G. Field

1896: William Jennings Bryan/Thomas E. Watson

1900: William Jennings Bryan/Adlai Stevenson I

1904: Eugene V. Debs/Benjamin Hanford

1908: William Jennings Bryan/John Kern

1912: Eugene V. Debs/Emil Seidel

1916: Allan L. Benson/George R. Kirkpatrick

1920: Eugene V. Debs/Seymour Stedman

1924: Robert M. LaFollette/Burton K. Wheeler

1928: Al Smith/Joseph T. Robinson (although Herbert Hoover and Charles Curtis aren't bad either. I might've been a prohibitionist then, considering I hate the taste of alcohol. But Smith opposed lynching. So he gets my vote).

1932: Norman Thomas/James H. Maurer

1936: Norman Thomas/George A. Nelson

1940: Norman Thomas/Maynard Krueger

1944: Norman Thomas/Darlington Hoopes

1948: Henry A. Wallace/Glen H. Taylor

1952: Adlai Stevenson II/John Sparkman

1956: Adlai Stevenson II/Estes Kefauver

1960: Richard Nixon/Henry Cabot Lodge Jr. (Solely because I hate JFK)

1964: Lyndon B. Johnson/Hubert Humphrey

1968: Hubert Humphrey/Edmund Muskie

1972: George McGovern/Sargent Shriver (although I still really like Thomas Eagleton as VP)

1976: Gerald Ford/Bob Dole

1980: Jimmy Carter/Walter Mondale

1984: Walter Mondale/Geraldine Ferraro

1988: Willa Kenoyer/Ron Ehrenreich (I hear Michael Dukakis went to high school with the guy who founded the Judge Rotenberg Centre, which is a terrible place. So I can't vote for Dukakis. Can't take a chance on him with that history).

1992: Ross Perot/James Stockdale

1996: Ross Perot/Pat Choate

2000: Ralph Nader/Winona Laduke

2004: Ralph Nader/Peter Camejo

2008: Ralph Nader/Matt Gonzalez

2012: Barack Obama/Joe Biden (Beginning in 2012, I'd probably start voting for Democrats more often because I felt I had no choice. But I'm still a bit unhappy with them. Haven't been since 1988 or 1992).

2016: Gloria La Riva/Eugene Puryear

2020: Joe Biden/Kamala Harris (My heart says Howie Hawkins/Angela Walker, however).

[mdshh]

The magical time of the year, the whole family is gathered together to spend time in each other’s company, tell stories and just have fun 🎄✨

[hockey-and-timbits]

—Little Women (Gillian Armstrong, 1994)

[elephantlovemedleys]

Winona Ryder and Christian Bale as Jo March and Theodore "Laurie" Laurence Little Women (1994) dir. Gillian Armstrong

[cutesycadaver]

Edit + Polaroid Dump

(they are bad)

I may or may not be trying to turn this into the next Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons.

(I'm not but imagine)

After school they listen to Weird Al and watch Nightmare on Elm Street in a tree house they built without their parents permission. It has a dumbwaiter.

[sung-jinwoo]

LITTLE WOMEN : 1994 x 2019  “I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.”