#wink anon

[thunderc1an]

November 5th- Firestar

[putting-kinger-in-places]

Armed Detective Agency, Yokohama

[nevvaraven]

If any of you ever end up becoming famous authors in the future and I somehow end up recognising your writing style I pinky promise I’ll take your secret to the grave, no one will know you used to write about fictional dudes deepthroating each other in coffee shop AU’s except you and me 🤝

[letters-to-lgbt-kids]

My super meaningful Trans Name story: ....I just named myself after my celebrity crush lmao

My dear lgbt+ kid,

hey, we can actually make that super meaningful: you took the name of someone you admired - thus declaring that you deserve your admiration just as much! People always say you should be your own best friend, you took it a step further and became your own crush. Confidence and self-love!

But seriously, names don't always need to have some deep, poetic meaning: "I know someone with that name and I liked it" is just as good as "I choose it because of its meaning".

A trans person choosing their own name is always a powerful story of self-love.

With all my love,

Your Tumblr Dad

[dollya-robinprotector]

Gonna make Robin my stay at home husband. He is going to watch the babies while I go out and work. I'm gonna come home to him in an apron and cooking me dinner. I'm 👏 going 👏 to 👏 peg 👏 him 👏

Anon, are you under my bed?

[asleepyy]

Do I still think it’s a missed opportunity for him to not have called himself "Joe Phiel"? Yes. Will I still cherish "Anthony J. Phiel" until my dying breath? Oh absolutely.

(All meant with good vibes and a friendly laugh, have a good day :])

what do you think the J. stands for?

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Hi!! I just wanted to pop in and say that I absolutely adore your Elden ring art and headcanons!!

Also...if someone maybe wanted to write fanfic (or make art) inspired by your art and headcanons.....would that be okay? Especially if you were tagged or linked to it?

please send them to me if you ever write fics or draw art based on my art and headcanons !! 😭😭

i think im literally slowly dying of no food here........ tbh i'd say im really open to read about other interpretations of Marika (and no im not talking about the [distant evil abusive asshole "oh no one can understand what she's thinking" heartless girlboss] one), yet even that is rare food for me, let alone anything that's just like my interpretation words for words bars for bars 😭

ahem... i mean, yep, that's completely ok to me and i'd love to get a link if you do !

[awhoreintheory]

Hiii, stumbling out of my mindscape with snippets of Spidey in Gotham embedded in my psyche like thorns on cheap flipflops after a walk on uncleared nature.

I'm just dying at the fact that according to canon jason and Dick look so alike they could have mistaken for one another in their teens, so people seeing Peter might think he's the child of either of the two. And I die againnn. Bc imagine him seeing Jason (Ben) and reacting bc of course he would, and everyone thinks he's the dad??? Screeching.

REAL istg Peter in Gotham is gonna be the reason I fail my bio course and end up in debt for no reason,,, worth it

But no seriously!! I've seen 1 (one!) Fic of Peter getting mistaken for Jason's mini me (welcome to the show by prodby_error) and it SLAPS

Listen. Right ok listen. Things go down, the usual happens, batfamily is stalking Peter, with the assumption this is either Jason's kid from the future or he's a lab baby, doesn't matter, they're stalking him THINKING they know who the daddy is. Dick, among everyone else, is lightly teasing Jason as they try to bring the sassy spider child into their folds. Only, wait, hold up, they just got a DNA sample and Jason,,, isn't the dad?

Dick's hear drops when he sees the test results. He's the father? But the kids a total copy of Jason!

And, sure, Dick and Jason look notably different NOW, what with Jason's height and scarred and lazarus makeover, but Bruce has distinct memories of mixing them up, of calling the wrong name at the wrong black-haired blue-eyed teen.

Jason feels,, kind of sad. He'd already mentally adopted the kid, who isn't even his apparently, but also he's now an uncle???

Not sure how Dick would respond. Disbelief? Anger? Confusion? Adoption mode? Hit or miss tbh

[james-p-sullivan]

Monsters Inc - Blooper Reel

[frownyalfred]

john constantine x alfred ......a veil has been lifted from my eyes. i feel like constantine would be lounging around wayne manor recovering after helping bruce with a mystery, and alfred would somehow ignite his daddy issues.

bruce is not happy. bruce is incandescent. bruce thinks alfred could do MUCH better, like martha kent. clark asks bruce to keep his mother's name out of his mouth because she is not about to wade into this water.

alternatively. martha kentxjohn constantinex alfred

why are you actually making this sound a little plausible, anon? (daddy issues are no match for one Alfred Pennyworth!)

[anlian-aishang]

virgin!levi cannot stop shivering when he's eating you out for the first time. you ask him if he's okay, he says he's fine and that it's just a lot. you offer to stop, you say you don't mind, but his grip on your hips just tightens - offended that you'd even suggest such a thing to him when he's enjoying himself so much.

And so when he starts to shiver again, you hold back your concern and stay focused on yourself: it's what he'd want you to do. Only this time, his moans are intensified, his sweat dripping, and yet you're blissfully ignorant. Twitches and breaths you assume are motions for your pleasure are actually the symptoms of his. Each lick, swipe, and swallow of your taste has ignited his insides. A flame in his middle, desires hot, composure melting. Jutting his hips into the mattress - an attempt to ground himself - cruelly compounds the sensation. Your inexperienced virgin sends himself over the edge he strove to cling to. Post-coital comedown flushes his skin an embarrassing shade of red. Its clarity forces him to swallow an even more humiliating truth: even when eating you out, he finishes before you.

[louferrignojrofficial]

You just killed me with your resisting roots gifs and made me rewatch it again. Thank you 🙈

[68spidey]

I wanna just like chill on her shoulders, she looks like she could carry a lot of us

She can and will! Hop on, free Mona rides

[tosahobi-if]

If an mc with long hair asked the RO’s to braid their hair for them how good of a job would each RO do

jinwol is a 4/10. would have to be talked through the process of doing it, but he’d be eager to try! being good at is a different ballpark altogether —he gets your hair super tangled and crosses the wrong strands more than once. an extra point because he’s willing to redo as many times as it takes, but i don’t know how willing you’d be to let him yank at your hair.

yul is a 10/10. they braid or tie their own hair almost daily before they go to sleep so they’re very good at plaiting and they have a nice speed to it! they have the most dexterity when it comes to activities so they’d be delighted to try out more complex styles on the mc. they like dressing you up after all^^

iseul is a 5/10. i don’t think she’s awful at it, but she’s not very good at it either, so she’s right in the middle! does it for the taoist children in her sect if they ask, but it tends to unravel before the end of the day. the little braid in her hair is done by her roommate and they were roommates since she doesn’t get really fussed about her hair as long as it’s up and out of the way. she absolutely would jump at the opportunity if asked to do so by the mc though!

xst is a 2/10. they’ll hold your hair back if you ask them too but they’ve never had to braid their hair before and i don’t think they’ve done it for anyone else either. they would be downright horrible at it, but i do get the sense they’d be the kind of partner to detangle and brush your hair very carefully if you asked!

[foreshvdowing]

i took this at d&d. currently watching monster factory. what’s up? send things to my ask machine.

[j0kers-light]

Hi, Chaos! I have a request - How would J react with Y/N having a condition called 'winking eye syndrome'? It's actually something I have but it's such a rare condition that it's never mentioned. I would love to read your take on it. Thanks in advance! <3

Hello and hi beloved!!! 🖤✨

Fun fact! Anytime I have an ask that’s medical in nature, I run to my mother to get the most accurate information. She loves helping out to answer these so much!

Moving along! Winking eye syndrome? Coming right up! 👩🏽‍💻 I’m sorry I’m answering this ask so late, writers block is powerful. I hope you enjoy beautiful 😘

Definition: Marcus Gunn Jaw winking syndrome (MGJWS) is one of the congenital cranial dysinnervation disorders (CCDD) and these individuals have variable degrees of blepharoptosis in the resting, primary position. It is associated with synkinetic movements of the upper eyelid during masticating movements of the jaw.

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MGJ, another rare condition (with hardly any studies/articles) that affects the eyelids literally by 'winking' at inopportune moments.

(From my research) its more of an insecurity or an annoyance than anything since its not life threatening or harmful, (if it exceeds 2mm then it could be).

However the mental health side effects—being self conscious, is serious enough to discuss.

Joker is very perceptive, and especially about his Bunny, so he would definitely notice but not comment.

He takes notice how you don't eat or drink in front of him to avoid him seeing your condition.

You are very particular about how you angle your face or talk in order to not upset your jaw and cause any flare ups even though sometimes the wink can be involuntary.

Joker doesn't like you hiding from him and makes it his mission to help you become more comfortable with yourself.

You might get a cheeky joke every now and then like, "Are ya getting sleepy Bunny?" or “Happy to see me doll?" as he winks right back at you.

Don't panic, Joker is never insulting or mean to you! Its all done in jest.

He does enjoy seeing you fluster and try to shy away but he's quick to spin you around to face him.

You pout and close your eyes, that won't work. Joker is patient and he'll wait however long it takes for you to look at him. Its high time he addressed this.

"Mind tellin' me whyy your hiding those... gorgeous eyes from me sweetheart?"

His alluring voice makes the words pierce your heart even harder yet your lingering insecurities make you hesitate. "They're not gorgeous, J. I hate them."

You bury your face into Joker's chest. He's just saying that because he's your partner. You hate your eyelids for always being stupid and not working properly. It makes taking photos a daunting task. Eye contact is your worst nightmare and it overall makes you ugly.

"You are noT ugly, Y/n."

Wait, did you say that part out loud? Joker tipped your chin up so he could see you more clearly. The deep frown on his face means he's dead serious and you silently begin to panic.

"You think I would liee when I call ya my pretty girl. My Goddess? Mm? Am I a li-ar Y/n?"

His eyes scan your face and force you to mumble a quick, "N-No.."

Joker leaned down to kiss your forehead, both of your eyelids, and then lastly your lips. "No I'm noT, I'm tellin' ya the truth. I don't care if your 'eyelids are stupid'. They belong to my Bunny and my Bunny is perfect. Mhm, wouldn't change a thiiiing." J hugged you close and nuzzled your hair with his cheek.

He hated acting all soft but you needed some sweet reassurance. Your condition made you unique and J loved that about you.

One of these days he would get you to fully embrace your individuality. It would take some time and loads of energy but Joker had more than enough patience to help his Bunny be the best version you could be.