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Superman: I havenât seen you at the watchtower for a while. Where have you been the last few weeks, Batman?
Bruce: Rehab.
Superman, worriedly: Oh, Iâm so sorry- I never knew you struggled with that. If you donât mind me asking, what for?
Bruce, grimacing as he watches public footage of Signal and Red Hood starting a dumpster fire out of Pro-Joker merch: ..adoption.
#âbruce wayne is a bad dadâ âbruce wayne is a good parent!!â NO. Bruce Wayne is a wine mom#he has tacky 2000âs beige signs around the house that his kids beg him to take down#wine. sleep. vigilante. repeat!!#jason steals them and puts them in Timâs CEO office#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#superman#clark kent#justice league#batman and robin#robin#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE DYNAMIC DUO MOVIE#duke thomas#signal#signal dc#red hood#batkids#hes proud but canât condone this or else itâll turn into Duke and Jason burning down entire warehouses next#rehab was Alfred making him sit through lectures on communication
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Dorian Pavus, present age
Over a period of 10 years I imagine Dorian to have collected quite the library.
#My procreate adventure continues and I finally figured out how to insert a transparent background layer!!! Win#a little love for Dorian#my inquisitors bestie#kinda bummed I never managed to romance him#anyways here I present you Dorian of house Pavus aged like a fine wine#my hope for da dreadwolf is more rugged gay men thankyou#with dangly earrings#dorian pavus#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#my fanart#dai#dorian dragon age#da: dreadwolf#illustrative art#dorian x inquisitor#dragon age dreadwolf#tevinter nights#my art#daze chroma
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Bruce stops answering Hal's "you up?" texts so Hal starts sending them to Alfred
And Alfred immediately establishes dominance and continues their game of chicken by calling Hal back. Hal realizes very, very quickly that this is a whole new league of hookup chicken. "haha you up wyd rn" becomes "....yeah, I can pick up a bottle of wine on my way over. oh and chocolate? yeah, I can grab that too...condoms. condoms, okay. you're right, I should have prepared better. I'll be there in thirty minutes."
#poor hal LMAO#alfred is enjoying this SO much#bruce is out of the house and alfred is terrorizing his coworker#and also possibly having a little roll in the hay you never know#will hal actually go through with it or bolt during wine + chocolates?#we may never know#batman#dc#asks#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#hal jordan#green lantern#anon
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#darkest dungeon#darkest dungeon 2#so far yeah you do not have to play 1 to get 2 but boy do you get so funny shit#im the pointing leo meme now#found The Wine as well and got stressed tf out#not in THIS HOUSE you mosquito faces cock suckers#(The Wine was in fact perfecly fine)
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Some moments are vastly more meaningful than others.
ig credit: jaaane13.
#wine#wine aesthetic#cosycore#cosy#cosy aesthetic#home aesthetic#home#kitchen#house art#house aesthetic#alternative#aesthetic#dark academia#dark academic aesthetic#dark aesthetic#aestheitcs#dark#art#light acadamia aesthetic#light academia
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small town, sunday night
Bo Sinclair x AFAB!Reader
a discarded scene from a longer fic. Bo's pretty sure by now you know who you belong to, but he oughta make sure, just in case. on ao3 here if you wanna.
2.4k words. porn with plot if you squint. extremely dubious consent. Stockholm syndrome. forced exhibitionism, voyeurism, vaginal fingering, emotional manipulation. tried out something new where the narration is written more in Bo's voice and i'm interested to see if that works for you or nah so lmk.
The whole familyâs gathered in the den on a Sunday night. It ainât tradition, not really, itâs just that if everyoneâs gonna get together itâs gonna be on Sunday.Â
Nobody felt like cookinâ and he donât trust you âround the knives yet, so Les picked up some fried chicken from the Kroger and Bo said grace and you behaved yourself like a nice young lady, and now everybodyâs sittinâ in front of the television drinkinâ beer and watchinâ football like some kinda all-American family.Â
Heâs got you sat on his lap in a sundress that belonged to some other bitch before you. It donât fit you right, barely covers your ass, but thatâs fine by him. His brothers keep eyeing you like youâre the skin mag by the cash register. He'll let âem look; in fact, he wants them to look. Plus it freaks you out, makes you press yourself against his chest in search of protection and boy, if that donât make him wanna laugh out loud. Heâs all too happy to oblige, wrappinâ you in his arms and whisperinâ sweet sugary bullshit in your ear. Youâre servinâ yourself up to him on a silver platter and you donât even realize it.Â
He snags the six-pack off the side table and hands it to you, watches you wrestle a beer from the plastic ring and pop the tab for him without being asked.Â
âGood girl,â he says, and kisses your cheek when he takes the can from you. You're beinâ such an angel today that itâs got him nostalgic for that bitch with the bad attitude. He wonders if she's gone for good or if he could dig around in that pretty head of yours and find her. âYou want one?âÂ
You hesitate. He watches you do the math. You know by now you canât get somethinâ for nothinâ, but apparently you think you got plenty to give because you nod quietly.Â
âGâon.â He dangles the six-pack in front of you and lets you pick one for yourself. He watches the way you set your lips on the rim of the can, watches your throat bob as you swallow. Your gaze shifts uncertainly to him and he winks at you. You almostâalmostâgive him a shaky little smile.Â
You adjust yourself in his lap, tug on your dress, try to get comfortable. He rests his chin on your shoulder and waits for you to settle. He likes the smell of his soap on your skin, even if it makes him miss the animal stench of you from before. Bringinâ you home was a good call. You clean up sweet and so far youâve been learninâ your lessons real well. Shit, heâs almost proud of you.Â
Once youâve mellowed out, sippinâ on your beer and pretendinâ this is where you wanna be, he slides his hand up your thigh, fingertips twitching at the hem of your skirt. He watches you frown and glance down at his hand and then back up at the TV like you think you can ignore him. He pushes your skirt up an inch or so and bites back a smirk when you shift and squeeze your knees together, shooting an anxious glance in the direction of his brothers.Â
âSomethinâ wrong, baby?â he whispers. You answer with your eyes, give him this pleading look that makes him want to tear that dress off you right here, right now. âYouâre alright. Watch the game.âÂ
Reluctantly, you turn back to the TV with this blank expression on your face that tells him he has your full attention. He moves his hand between your legs and gives your waist a hard squeeze when you stiffen. When you glance at him again he treats you to an ice-cold smile.Â
This is a test, girl. Better hope you got a shot at passin'.
Youâre bare beneath the dress âcause what would you need panties for, and he worms his hand between your thighs until his fingers find that soft, warm center of you. You jerk like a mare tryinâ to shake off a fly, but you donât make a sound. He probes until his middle finger slips like silk into your slit almost up to the second knuckle and Jesus, girl, youâre so wet it makes his mouth water. This is why he never listens to you, because you donât even know that youâre lying when you do it.Â
He eases his finger out of you and back in deeper, watches your lips part but no sound come out. He does it again and your lashes flutter like a dollâs. Youâre sittinâ still as a statue for now but heâs gonna break you. Promise.Â
âYou been so good, baby girl,â he murmurs into the shell of your ear. His thumb prods at your clit and you strangle the life out of a gasp as it tries to sneak into the room. âWanna make sure you know how much I appreciate you behavinâ yourself.â He rubs that sweet spot in lazy circles and savors the way your back arches slow, so slow, tryinâ so hard to keep it a secret that heâs finger-fucking you ten feet from his family.Â
You think they donât know, huh? You think they donât see youâre nothinâ but a slut? Maybe you oughta think a little less.
You get that look on your face like youâre determined to take back control of yourself but you belong to him, girl, that body is his. When he pushes another finger into your pussy your toes curl on the arm of the chair and this little moan makes it out alive and both his brothers were raised huntinâ so they know what a creature in distress sounds like and all the sudden, youâre the Sunday evening special.Â
âWell looky here,â Les says, and wolf whistles.Â
Your eyes go wide and you cover your face with your hands and Bo canât help it, he breaks into a grin. He thought heâd wrung all the shame right outta you by now, but apparently he thought wrong.Â
You peer over your fingers at him with tear-filled eyes and this time, you might just be cryinâ for real. You look so betrayed it makes him sick, makes him wish he could take it back just so he can do it to you again.Â
ââS alright, baby, theyâre just lookinâ,â he coos.
âWe are most certainly lookinâ,â Les agrees, and ordinarily Bo would smack him, but the way your lip quivers makes his dick twitch.Â
âPretend they ainât even here,â he says low in your ear. âUnless you like that sorta thing. You like beinâ watched, honey? You some kinda slut?â
He already knows the answer even if you donât. He can tell by the way that sweet little cunt keeps spasinâ around his fingers like somethinâ dying. And you donât deny it, just keep begginâ him to stop with those big doe eyes. He don't gotta work hard to pull your focus back to that ache between your hips. All it takes is a little spit on his thumb, a little less friction on that poor swollen clit, and youâre melting in his hands.Â
âIâm just showinâ âem, baby,â he whispers. âJust makinâ sure they know youâre mine.âÂ
He collects your wrists with his free hand and pulls them down to expose your face. You make a sound, some kinda protest, but you donât fight him off like you used to. That girlâs been buried six feet deep inside you and youâre all thatâs markinâ her grave.Â
âHey Vince. Do me a favor?â Bo tosses his head towards the camera sitting on the coffee table where he left it, a brand-new roll of film ready and waitinâ inside. His twin snatches it up without question and puts his goddamn gift to good use.Â
Youâre fightinâ it hard, makinâ him work for it, but he knows your body better than you do by now. When you cum, you try to hide it, bitinâ your lip and screwinâ up your face. But you canât keep that pussy from grippinâ him tight, throbbinâ like your life depends on it. You squeeze his hand. A whine sneaks out of your throat and he catches it in his mouth, swallows it whole, savors it to the last.
You slump against his chest, let your head roll into the hollow of his shoulder because it's got nowhere else to go. You're soakinâ his shirt, soakinâ his hand. You're made of water, girl. Maybe that's why you make him so goddamn thirsty.Â
âWell sheâs a delight,â Les says, slaps his thighs, stands up. âI'm gonna head home ân jerk off unless you gents need anything.â
He has the gall to reach for one of the Polaroids Vince is layinâ out on the coffee table like playing cards and Bo hisses through his teeth.Â
âLeave it. I ain't handinâ out souvenirs.â
Les rolls his eyes and slinks off like a stray mutt. Vincent looks for a second like he might make a case for himself, but thinks better of it and rightly so. He hands Bo the stack of photos and creeps back downstairs where he belongs and now it's just you and him and the TV static.Â
You're stiff as a board in his arms but you're clinginâ to his shirt with all you got so which is it, woman? He kisses your temple and starts shufflinâ through the pictures. Mama's favorite son ain't immune to the charms of the pornographic and most of them center on the view up your skirt, the curve of your ass, your juice shininâ on his knuckles.Â
But there's one, just one, of your face lookinâ up at him. With these big, round eyes fixed on him and your hands cupped together in front of your chest. You look like you're prayinâ, girl. Like you're worshiping him.Â
He licks his lips, looks down at you. Youâre starinâ straight ahead into space, head on his chest, tits swellinâ against the bodice of that dress as you breathe deep in and out. He can tell you're searchinâ for the way back to that place you used to go, safe and warm without him.Â
You can't find it. It ain't there anymore. All you got is what you got.
âCan we go to bed?âÂ
Heâs surprised youâre speakinâ to him. Your voice is low and rough from the tears. You don't look at him until he tucks his finger beneath your chin and tilts your face up. There's somethinâ bright and broken in your eyes like glass.Â
âPlease.â
He hates givinâ you what you want, doesn't want you gettinâ the wrong idea about who's in control here. He can't be spoilinâ you any more than he already has. But he prizes that look of relief and gratitude you give him when he's generous. That little furrow between your brows that melts away when he's good to you.Â
âSure, baby.â
There it is. You slump against him beneath the force of your relief and fuck you for the way his hands move to hold you without him thinkinâ about it.Â
He don't carry you to bed. You're not a goddamn princess no matter what you might think of yourself. But you drop that dress that ain't yours to the floor and crawl naked into his sheets and when he climbs into bed beside you, you inch your way over âtil you're pressed up against his ribs.Â
He can barely hear you breathinâ. You're hardly even there. The old you would be rippinâ into his stomach, thrashinâ fit to snap your own spine. This new bitch, though, sheâs manageable. Sweet, even.Â
Probably you don't mean for him to hear it but something like a sob sneaks out of you and it gives him butterflies. He rolls onto his side and slings his arm around you.Â
âDon't cry, now. You're alright.â
You shrink into him, make yourself small and bite-sized. You need him so bad and he knows it, figures youâre startinâ to figure it out too. What would you do without me, huh?
âWas I too mean, baby?â You choke on those tears and he bites his lip. âI'm sorryâŚyou forgive me?â
You whimper, can't commit. It ain't your fault you're stuck tryinâ to make sense of it all, âspecially with him feelinâ you up like he is. He can't keep a straight face, grinninâ into the back of your neck. âI just got carried away, showinâ off my girl.â He pushes his hips against your ass. âYou are my girl, right?â
A breath shudders through your body. You arch your back, don't even know you're doinâ it. He wraps his hand around your throat like a collar, nice and snug, squeezes just a little to get you back on course. âI asked you a question. You got an answer for me?â
âYes,â you whisper.Â
âYes what?â
âYes, I'm your girl.â
Your voice breaks and whew, he's got blood rushinâ every which way. âTell me you forgive me.â Â
You donât respond. He tightens his grip just beneath your jaw, brings his lips to your ear.Â
âFuckinâ answer me, huh? You forgive me? I gotta hear it, baby doll, or Iâll be up all night.â Â
His fingers dig into your flesh. He can feel you shaking like a leaf in the wind with fear or fury or something else he can put to use. Heâs grindinâ against that ass, just about ready to flip you facedown and fuck the sense back into you, when you finally give him what he wants.Â
He always gets what he wants, baby. Havenât you figured that out by now? Â
âI forgive you,â you rasp, and he loosens his grip and feels your tits press against his arm as you suck in air.Â
âAinât you sweet,â he says, and he presses a kiss to the side of your head, and when he rolls back an inch or two you scoot right along with him until your back is flush to his chest again, and thatâs fuckinâ hilarious, huh? Just canât get enough.Â
He lays in the dark and feels your breath on his knuckles, feels it hitch, feels it slow, feels it mellow out and go feather-soft, and before he knows it, heâs out like a light.Â
You wear him the fuck out, girl.Â
#lmaoooooo back in the fucking building again boys#i'd like to thank my glass of wine for giving me the courage to pursue my dreams#bo sinclair#bo sinclair x reader#x reader#slasher x reader#bo sinclair fanfiction#house of wax fanfiction#don't worry i WILL be checking my follower count in the morning to see which of you are lame as hell
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This 1980 home in Big Sur, CA is made of two interconnected giant redwood wine barrels. 3bds, 3ba, 1,940 sq ft, $3.265m.
The front of the house is one barrel and the back is the other.
So, here we are in the wine barrel living room.
There's a rounded bathroom off the kitchen.
I guess you're paying for the land and the uniqueness of the home, b/c it doesn't particularly look like a $3m home.
View from the kitchen sink.
This makes it look a little like a windmill, up here.
Family room on the 2nd fl.
The primary bedroom has a nice round window.
Facing sliding doors, this bed has a nice view. It's not a terrace, but there's a safety rail.
This bath is big and has lots of windows.
Here's another small room and it looks like there's another kitchen down here.
Some decking around the house.
Small deck and picnic table. The terrain looks rough.
The same family owned the home for 40yrs. and left the land fairly natural.
This place is way up in the mountains with dirt roads.
It looks like the land is at the foot of the mountain top.
So, here you can see that they connected both barrels by a single story structure. The lot is 5.33 acres.
And, there's the Pacific Ocean below.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Pfeiffer-Point-Big-Sur-CA-93920/440534759_zpid/?
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A New Contenderđ¤
Poor Tyland but at least he got his fleet
#house of the dragon season 2 spoilers#house of the dragon season 2#house of the dragon spoilers#house of the dragon meme#house of the dragon#hotd meme#hotd s2#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers#hotd season two#hotd hbo#hotd#tyland lannister#jefferson hall#aegon ii targaryen#aemond one eye#aemond targaryen#ewan mitchell#tom glynn carney#dude cant catch a break#but at least he got his fleet#and he better had his bath and wine#sharako lohar
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your honor !!! they are best friends!!!
#james wilson#house md#lisa cuddy#they get together and have wine nights and complain about house#egonk art
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Cal Serni, Monistrol de Calders, Spain,
Victor Bouman
#art#design#architecture#minimalism#interiors#interiordesign#cal serni#spain#cave#basement#renivation#monistrol de calders#victor bouman#luxury house#luxury home#winery#wine cellar
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Vincent Price as Clifford Pyncheon -
House of the Seven Gables (1940) dir. Joe May
#vincent price#house of the seven gables#the house of the seven gables#nathaniel hawthorne#gothic#fuckkkkkjk#look at him#SIGHHHHH#this man aged like a fine fucking wine#FUCK FUCK#so sexy#so beautiful#i desire him carnally#bicon#bisexual#1940s#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#my gifs
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WELL, BACK AT MY HOUSE IVE GOT A CALIFORNIA KING! đď¸
OKAY, MAYBE ITS A TWIN BED! đ¤ˇââď¸
AND SOME ROOMMATES! (DONT WORRY, WE'RE COOL!) đ
I HEARD YOU LIKE MAGIC??? â¨
IVE GOT A WAND AND A RABBIT!! đŞđ
SO BABY, LETS GET FREAKY, GET KINKY âď¸
LETS MAKE THIS BED GET SQUEAKY! đ¤
BABY, WHY DONâT YOU COME OVER? đ¤
#chappell roan#back at my house#red wine supernova#lesbian#i want her so bad#lisa ann walter#melissa schemmenti x reader#melissa schemmenti#Spotify#wlw post
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[ AEGON II TARGARYEN AESTHETIC]
"King Aegon II Targaryen is the sixth King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men and Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. His rule is disputed by his older half-sister, Rhaenyra Targaryen. He is the firstborn son of King Viserys I Targaryen and his second wife, Queen Alicent Hightower, and a member of the Targaryen dynasty. He is the rider of the dragon Sunfyre"
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A shelter from storms.
ig credit: stinaninnas.
#home decor#welcome home#homedesign#home aesthetic#home#house#house aesthetic#spring#summer#flower#wine#room#alternative#aesthetic#dark academia#dark academic aesthetic#dark aesthetic#aestheitcs#dark#art#light acadamia aesthetic#light academia
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some of you would crumble in this situation
#oooohhh i'm some of you#food#alcohol#damn some crusty bread and cheese and white wine sounds good rn#i have the capability to get all these things but do i have the strength to leave the house?#i think not
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This is the house's wine cellar! Let me go outside and get us some wine. BRB. Maybe.
Is there a door? With a lock? This is crazy. It's a dungeon. Look how far down it goes.
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