Alhaitham — Nothing ever goes according to plan
It is no secret that Alhaitham is a man of many talents and extreme knowledge—however, one thing that he is willing to admit that he knows little to nothing about is the Art of Romance. Which is why when he caught wind of the budding feelings that he had for you, and when he realized that he actually wants to do something about said feelings, he turned to the one thing he knew he could trust; books.
(No matter how much Kaveh claims to be an expert on the topic, Alhaitham would much rather eat his own shoe than to approach his roommate for advice.)
Which lead to his situation now. The book in his hand was surprisingly quite heavy, a few inches thick with red leather as covering. He almost lets out a scowl as his gaze traces the gold lettering spelling out the title of the book.
Introduction to the Psychology of Love and Attraction.
"Give them a bouquet of flowers"
"Which flowers would be optimal for a confession?" The forest ranger's ears twitch, looking at Alhaitham with a raised brow, quoting the gray-haired man's words, "What's gotten into you, Alhaitham?"
The Scribe inwardly cringes, he knew he should've just went into the House of Daena and researched himself, but when he managed to catch the sight of a certain former botanical scholar turned forest ranger, he couldn't stop himself from approaching him and asking the question. Tighnari furrows his brows to think, before turning his back to Alhaitham and tending to one of the many flowers planted in Pardis Dhyai.
"Red tulips declare love, begging the recipient to believe in your confession. Gerbera Daisies shows desire for a relationship. Sunflowers can be used to tell someone their presence brightened up your life. Garden Cosmos may mean to cherish the one you love. Geranium can send the message that they make you happy, and daffodils can represent self-love or a plea; 'please respond to my love'. Or you can just go with the usual red roses." Tighnari responds without a moment's pause, his voice leveled and neutral, just stating facts and information for Alhaitham to absorb, "Though, these messages may vary depending on the source material you've read, but these are the first ones that came to mind."
"Thank you," The gray-haired man no longer sees any reason to prolong this conversation, "I would appreciate it if no one hears of this conversation,"
"Don't worry," The forest ranger didn't turn to face the scribe, but he did wave Alhaitham goodbye, "I don't think anyone will care enough to ask."
Alhaitham didn't waste any more time and headed to the nearest florist, and with the florist's expertise, it didn't take long before they created the optimal bouquet that he could give you to wordlessly clue you in to his feelings. Sure enough, the florist was quick to notice the language that the bouquet was trying to send and teased Alhaitham about it which he pointedly ignore, giving them the payment for the arrangement and acquiring it from their hands before he headed off.
Much to his dismay, however, he couldn't find you anywhere. As it turns out, you left town earlier in the day for your research, the scholar that informed Alhaitham didn't comment on the obvious disappointment on the Scribe's face as he was informed of your whereabouts. But he eventually shrugged it off, you'll be back soon enough. He can just place these flowers in a vase at home (Kaveh would be sure to have one of those laying around) and give them to you when you come back.
Unfortunately, at the day of your return, Alhaitham was greeted with the horrifying sight of a blank vase.
"Kaveh, have you seen the flowers in this vase?"
"Oh?" Kaveh glances up from his plates he's working on, taking quick look at the vase before looking back down at his work, "I threw them away."
Alhaitham almost exploded.
".....What?"
"They already wilted, what, was I supposed to keep it?"
The architect looks up again, mouth still open and was about to give another jab at his roommate but said roommate has already rushed his ay to the door, and the only thing Kaveh caught sight of was the door closing.
"Weird."
Alhaitham looks on with horror at the sight of the closed shop of the florist, and he fell into even more despair at the sign written at the front of the shop, indicating that they will be closed for quite a while.
To rub even more salt to the wound, you actively sought him out that day because a certain scholar couldn't keep their mouths shut about him searching for you, and here you are now asking him as to why the Scribe of the Akademiya was searching for you—outside of his work hours, even.
"The record you borrowed last time," he lied, "It's already past its due date."
"Ah, of course!"
"Know more about their interests, try to indulge yourself in them"
"the main lead from that romantic novel... I love him! He's definitely my type! My ideal man!"
Alhaitham didn't mean to overhear your private conversation with someone else, but it's not like he cares. It doesn't interest him if a fictional character has managed to catch your eye, at the end of the day, that guy is just a figment of imagination anyway. Just a character made up by a bunch or words written in a page.
He truly doesn't care.
Besides, an ideal is just that. An ideal. Nothing more than a fantasy.
He made his way to the House of Daena, eyes sharp as he examines the spine of various books arranged in a neat fashion, keeping an eye out on certain book he's looking for. It took him half of the day before giving up and leaving the library, the book he's searching for still nowhere in sight. The sun is no longer as scalding hot as it was in the noon when the Scribe exits the Akademiya, making a quick trip from one store to another to search for his book but to no avail. The sun was already setting by the time he finally makes his way home, the book he looked so hard for now in his hands.
Entering his home, he basked in the silence from the absence of his roommate, crossing his legs and opening the book in his lap. He can finally read in peace.
"Which physics book are you reading now?" Alhaitham sighs at the familiar voice that rang, followed by the front door closing as the roommate finally made his appearance,
"It's called 'None of your business'."
"Oh, really?" the sarcasm heavily dripped from Kaveh's words, "What's it about?"
"It's a fictional story about the light of Kshahrewar finally minding his own business for once and not bothering his roommate."
"You-" Kaveh's words die down in his throat in shock, his crimson gaze landing on the book being held in the scribe's hand, the words written at the cover catching his attention, "Wait.. I know that book.."
Alhaitham took that as a sign to leave, snapping the book shut in his hand before getting up and turning his back towards the architect.
"Alhaitham," Kaveh's words were of disbelief, the architect glued to his spot near the doorway,
"Are you reading a romantic novel--?"
"If you're going to be hammering things tonight, do it outside."
He slams the door to his room shut with a scowl.
He can't even read in peace.
He just wanted to know what you like so much about this male lead and he can't even do that with that man around.
"Make sure to look out for them"
thump!
A bag was dropped in front of you, prompting you to look up only to be met with the face of the one and only Alhaitham. You confusion must have been showing because he was quick to answer your question without you even voicing them out.
"My roommate made too much food this morning and he asked me to drop it to you." he lied. He figured there wasn't a need for you to know that he woke up extra early today to gather the best ingredients just so he can cook something he deems to be perfect enough as a gift for you.
All of it was worth it, he concludes, as he sees the glint of pure happiness in your eyes at the sight of free food. You were quick to pull the bag towards you, opening it up to take a peek inside the bag.
"Thank you, please send my re-" you were suddenly cut off, and Alhaitham frowns in concern as the excitement in your features was washed away and replaced with disappointment instead. He blinks as you close the bag once again before pushing it towards him.
"I'm sorry, Alhaitham, but... I can't accept this."
"Why?"
"I'm.... allergic to this."
For the first time in his entire life, he suddenly felt the need to slam his head against the wall. Repeatedly.
How- how in the world did he overlook your allergies?
"I see, that is unfortunate." He didn't allow even a drop of his emotion to seep through his words, picking the bag up once again, "I'll be sure to let him know."
"And of course, go on a date."
"Ms. Nilou has a performance at the Grand Bazaar tonight, Care to join me?"
"Are you... talking to me?" The look of disbelief on your face made Alhaitham sigh exasperatedly.
"Is there anyone else within earshot around here?" He responds, a deadpan look on his face.
"I would love to!" you exclaim in response,
Once again, he is graced by the sight of your wide smile, an excited glimmer in your eyes that never failed to make his heart beat rapidly. His breath hitched in his throat as that beautiful smile was finally aimed towards him, and his thoughts has gone haywire. But of course, you were none the wiser, you never could know what he's thinking with that emotionless look on his face.
However, your smile immediately turns to a frown when you seem to have remembered something, and Alhaitham squeezes his eyes shut as he braces himself for another rejection.
"But... I have an exam coming up, I can't slack off." You sounded so disappointed that he couldn't fault you for cancelling even before plans were made,
"Nothing ever goes according to plan.." he sighs, muttering under his breath. He turns his head away from you, his gaze looking off into the far distance.
You frown at the sight. It occurs to you that you weren't the only one disappointed with not being able to go see Nilou's performance with him. You can't help the guilt that start to well up in your chest at the sad look in Alhaitham's eyes.
"Haitham.." you call out to him, and he turns to look at you with a hum. "Why don't you help me study instead?"
His eyes widen for a fraction of a second in surprise at your suggestion, and you almost blurted out that you were just joking and you couldn't possibly waste his precious time. However, his surprised look morphed into one of soft fondness, an almost unnoticeable smile etched on his lips as his usually sharp eyes now look gentle.
"I guess I can do that."
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take a walk in my shoes
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summary: With the 141 boys home and relaxing in your embrace, you decide to show them a day in your life. A sequel to opposite occupations.
pairing: 141 x civvie! fem!Reader (established relationship)
warnings: swearing, mentions of tattooing (tattoo guns and needles), but like before all fluff!
a/n: i love our lil squad of civilian significant others and thought a sequel needed to be made for our faves :)
🏷️ @fan-of-encouragement - thanks for giving me some ideas for price and the florist!
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watching love bloom - price x florist!
Ever since you first met, Price had been a tremendous help with the management of your shop. You had been going steady for a year now, "10 years in military time" Price would say. Although, it was as if you both were practically married. Besides hosting dinners and communicating with the other civilian girlfriends (in a group chat called "almost military wives🪖💍"), you lived like an old, married couple. Together, you and Price owned a small cottage placed in the English countryside. It was idyllic as Price could spend his evenings on the porch with a smoke and you could tend to a growing flower garden. Price requested some design choices but overall you furnished the home with items curated for the two of you. Your house was constantly filled with life, a new bouquet always resting on the table, and many thriving houseplants. Price would always joke that the plants were like your children especially when you went to water some and even sang to them.
Upon Price’s return to your shared home, he could tell something was on your mind. The living room was a mess with written notes and sketches as well as many sample flower bouquets.
“Darling I’m home!” he called setting his things down. He wondered where you could be. Suddenly you came from the backyard with an armful of flowers and your phone balanced between your ear and shoulder. When you saw him, you almost dropped your trimmings but Price moved to you and caught them.
“I’m glad you liked the arrangements, I’ll have them ready tomorrow,” you sighed before the other person on the line hung up.
After bombarding him with many kisses, he reminded you that the flowers were wilting with the lack of hydration.
“Who was that before?” he asked as he filled some buckets with water for you.
“It’s a bride from London, she and her partner are getting married in town. Funny enough, they started dating because of my little flower sign.” you chuckled as you began to prune the leaves and trim the stems from your haul. “Ah sounds like someone I know,” he said, gently kissing your forehead.
“As much as I enjoy the celebration of love and business, it’s been a whirlwind. You wouldn’t imagine how many phone calls and test runs I’ve had.” It was no exaggeration, these last few weeks had been a living hell as you helped the couple make their final preparations.
“Let me help you out tomorrow, got nothing better to do” he offered as he wrapped his strong arms around your waist. “You really don’t have to” you replied but he could see the stress this was putting on you. “Darling, there is nothing more that I would love than spending time with you and seeing you at work.”
You and Price woke up bright and early at 5 am. The sun crept on your sleeping face as he gently woke you. After some necessary coffee, you and Price opened your shop. You went to work, grabbing buckets of flowers from the fridge. You loved the brides but this order was shipped to you from a farm, one currently not being met with the cold, autumn temperatures. As you trimmed the summery array of dahlias, hydrangeas, and cosmos, Price helped to move the never-ending buckets and took care of the growing piles of trash. You were in the middle of showing him how to assemble a bridesmaid bouquet when you heard the door open.
"Fuck, can you take care of that?" you asked as you glanced at the clock, the wedding slowly approaching. "Love, what did I tell you when we first met?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.
"I am not a man for flowers" you both said in unison. You continued, "Please John? I have a list underneath the counter detailing the different flowers for occasions. You got this!" you placed a small kiss on his lips, knowing he would do whatever you asked.
He nodded and exited to the front. When he emerged, he could see an elderly woman. "Can you help me pick out flowers? My grandson just got a new job and is moving here tomorrow" she sweetly asked. "Oh and young man, I just need them wrapped. No arranging necessary" she continued and you could hear Price rifling around for your book. Miraculously through your notebook's guidance and some of your aesthetic impressed on him, he was able to help her pick out a colorful array of peonies, tulips, and chrysanthemums - a perfect combination for a congratulations gift. You made sure to shout out from the back that he should include some wisterias and eucalyptus as a nice welcome message. You caught a glance at the bouquet and you were happy to see that the lilac hydrangeas with the orange ballerina tulips were balanced with the magenta chrysanthemums and the bundles of wisteria and eucalyptus. You can safely say, the one thing he was a natural at was tying up the loose stems. You guess his training did come in handy.
As you finished making the final additions to your bouquet, you heard Price making conversation with the older woman. “Young man, I hope you have a sweetheart at home waiting for you,” she said as you peeked and saw him handing her a bouquet. “I do actually, she reminds me that there’s more to life than destruction,” he said and you could’ve married him on the spot. The old woman wished him well as you heard the sound of her exit.
As you exited from the back, you planted a kiss on his cheek. “What’s that for?” he asked. “For being the boyfriend and employee” you smiled back at him, admiring his face that shined in the afternoon light. “Might have to change positions soon,” he joked and while you initially thought he meant employment, you realized it was something else as a more than year later he proposed. Don’t worry, he let you handle the wedding floral arrangements.
two inked hearts - soap x tattoo artist!
Although Soap had his own home, he always managed to end up at yours when he was on leave. This time was no different but unfortunately, the short notice did not allow you to take off of work. You had two customs the next day and four flash works as well.
As you were enjoying your beer, you heard the front door unlock. Knowing who it was, you walked to the entrance and saw your boyfriend standing there. Although he appeared tired and a bit grimy, his face lit up when he saw you. He kicked off his snow covered boots and dropped his duffle. He held his arms out and you immediately embraced him.
After many kisses, you lightly punched his chest. "I didn't know you were coming home so early!" you said, slightly pouting. "Well is that any way to greet a soldier," he replied and you couldn't help but smile as you missed his loving accent. "I would have called off work tomorrow," you began to say before he interrupted. "Work doesn't have to stop because I'm home, lass. I'll just go to work," he said as you pondered this decision. It was clear, he didn’t want your busy schedule to get in his way and would follow you around like a lost puppy. "I mean if the shop and the patrons don't mind, then I guess," you said back, ecstatic he would see you in your element. "Until then, you're all mine, Bonnie" he laughed before picking you up and sat you both back on the couch.
After a rushed morning, trying to get the man to let you out of bed, you showed up to work. It was winter so to Soap's dismay, you were unable to showcase all your amazing tattoos. He did insist on matching outfits. So emerging from the winter cold, you entered both wearing matching beanies and winter coats. Upon your arrival, one of your fellow artists warmly greeted Soap and commented on how cute you both were. After some catching up, you went to set up your station. Soap followed you and watched as you got your tattoo gun and the inks you would be using for the first customer. He held your waist as you sterilized the area. "My beautiful artist," he cheekily said and you rolled your eyes.
Now you were no idiot, there was no way anyone would let him tattoo them. Although his signature mohawk made him fit in with the shop's patrons. Knowing he would eventually become bored after watching you, you left him with a sketch pad and pens in a corner of your room. Your first client of the day was one of your frequent patrons. They had decided on one of your flash pieces, a hand holding a bouquet of rosemary leaves, on their thigh. As you got them comfortable in the chair, you gave Soap a quick peck and began the process. You would occasionally glance over and see him drawing with a concentrated look. “From strong, protective boyfriend to a child in seconds,” you mumbled and earned a hearty laugh from your patron.
And so the day continued, you tattooing away and Soap drawing in the corner. He would occasionally ask you what the different needle gun sizes were for and how you were able to create custom works for clients. He even conversed with another soldier getting a bicep tattoo of a skull with snakes surrounding it. You thought the idea was badass, complimenting his choice. Almost immediately, Soap interjected to say his tattoo was the best compared to the one they were getting. Eventually, once you were done for the day, you walked to Soap to see what he was drawing. You snatched the paper and in return, he pulled you into his lap.
"Well, what do we have here, my tattoo apprentice?" you asked, holding up the paper. As you looked at each drawing, you could see some familiar faces. You couldn't help but laugh when you say "You have to pay the" with Price's face following the words. He even managed to draw what looked like a depiction of Simon underneath his mask as well as Price in a florist's apron in front of his girlfriend's shop.
Your favorite was the bar of soap he had drawn in the corner with a surprising amount of detail. "You know with this work and the fact they call you 'Soap', I would think you wouldn't be as smelly," you joked. "I thought it was cool at first, they all said it was because I'm good at cleaning house but I see what you mean," he said, slightly embarrassed. You kissed him gently before telling him it was time to return to your warm bed.
Weeks later, you texted Soap a picture of your new tattoo. It was the sketch he had drawn of the bar of soap. You had done it yourself, his drawing placed on your forearm. He loved it, proudly showing it off to the other 141 boys and anyone who listened. He even was sure to text Alejandro and Rudy a picture with the caption "mira el nuevo tatuaje de mi novia!". He did ignore the reply from Alejandro that asked, “¿por qué la chica inteligente se tatuaría una barra de jabón?”
translations:
mira el nuevo tatuaje de mi novia! - look at my girlfriend's new tattoo!
¿por qué una chica inteligente se tatuaría una barra de jabón? - why would a smart girl get a bar of soap tattooed on her?
being the teacher's pet - gaz x teacher!
"You know the kids always ask about you," you told Gaz as you lay leisurely on his couch. It was a Sunday and you both were enjoying each other's presence before the school week. He came home on Friday and you welcomed him home with a cooked meal and his favorite bottle of wine. The entire weekend was filled with cuddling on the couch and catching up about the last couple of months. You laughed when he told you of Soap's girlfriends tattoo. You joked wishing he had a cooler call sign so you could get it tattooed. Since your first date, you both had established a comfortable long distance relationship but you always loved when he was home.
"I could make an appearance," he joked. As you lay on his chest, you could feel him laughing lightly. He would come to regret that statement as you begged him to visit the class the next day. After some convincing, he obliged unable to deny your sweet face.
The next day, you stopped by Kyle’s flat for some morning coffee. As you opened the door, you could see him standing by the hallway mirror making sure he looked presentable. You smiled, noting he was wearing the beige button-up and navy blue sports coat you had bought him. You suddenly felt underdressed in your green slacks and brown blouse.
“You look great, Kyle, let’s go get something to drink” you spoke and he looked at you with his charming smile that brightened the room. He took your hand gently and you walked to the local coffee shop. It was spring and you couldn't help but admire the new blooms on the trees. Once you both arrived, you enjoyed your morning brew as he sipped his tea. You wished he could stay home forever as he looked so relaxed in the early morning sun. However, you suddenly were reminded of the time and kissed him on the cheek, reiterating that he should be at school for snack time.
Once you arrived at the school, you went about your typical routine and eventually, it was time to begin your lessons. You went through your plan, teaching your students basic arrhythmic in the morning. As snack time approached, you smiled knowing you'd make your students' day.
“Alright, class! I have a surprise for you” you eagerly said. Gaz was on the other side of the classroom door, smiling as he heard your enthusiastic voice. “We have a special guest today who’s going to join us for snack time!”
With that, you whisked open the door and Gaz walked into the cheers of the children. He had two lunchboxes in his hand and your heart melted. The entire class wanted Gaz to sit with them so you decided to form them into a circle so everyone could enjoy his presence. You opened the lunchbox to reveal a variety of strawberries and watermelon, delicately cut into hearts. As everyone ate their snacks, one of your students asked if Gaz would be teaching them today.
"Well I'm sure Mr. Military Man could teach you some things while we eat," you winked looking at Gaz. The children were giddy with excitement and kept begging Gaz to teach them some military things. Not wanting to expose them to the horrors of his job, he simply taught them the military alphabet and assigned them all code names. He carefully assigned one to each kid based on their personalities as well as some stories you had told him. As you watched your boyfriend methodically assign the names, you softly chuckled to yourself. In another life, Gaz would be an amazing teacher as he was great with the kids.
Once snack time was over, you let the children know they would be doing some quiet reading before practicing some of their writing skills. Gaz sat on the edge of your desk as you answered some emails from parents.
You both then heard a child whisper, "Goose, can we swap books? I finished mine." Her friend replied, "Shhh, Maverick I'm almost done." You let out a small laugh, enjoying the subtle nod to the Top Gun movie.
"Goose, you can get another book from the cubby" you said as the other children continued reading. Looking over to Gaz you gave him a smile. “Thanks for doing this, babes,” you said and placed your hand on top of his. The moment was momentarily spoiled when he whispered, “So when are we going to have our army of kids?”
Upon Gaz’s next return from the 141, he found his apartment filled with framed drawings from the children. You had surprised him with it and all of your students were more than happy to participate. Each one of them wrote their names at the bottom along with their call sign. They all had one theme: “Miss Y/N and her husband.”
a purr-fect romance - ghost x veterinarian!
"How's my favorite patient doing?" you ask as you see Ghost with Earl Grey in his arms. Simon had come home just in time to enjoy the beginning of summer and the clear skies. He was dressed in a neutral-colored t-shirt and shorts, enjoying the nice weather you recently had been having. He even had put Earl in a small straw hat you had bought. You loved seeing him look like a little beach-goer.
“I’m doing well, love,” he said and gave you a peck on the cheek. As soon as he got close to you, Earl Grey tried to leap on you. “Well hello to you, Earl” you smiled as Ghost gently handed him to you.
In the last two years, Earl and Simon had become your home. You and Simon owned a flat down the street, a lovely commute for you to the office and a place of solace for him. When you began to furnish your home, you were astonished at how little he had in personal items and how much he had for Earl. Maybe it was due to all this spoiling that Earl had a clear love for Ghost. When he would leave for deployment, Earl would find his way to sneak in between you both in bed. One time Ghost snuck out of bed and was able to capture an image of you sleeping on your stomach with Earl resting on your back. Although you said you looked like a hot mess with your sprawled figure and crazy hair, Ghost treasured the photo and printed out a small copy to keep with him at all times. Despite this domestic life, Ghost would always insist on bringing Earl Grey to your office whenever he was home. It would be easier to just have you bring him in with you for his check-up but you secretly loved seeing your boyfriend in your office.
“Just a check-up and vaccine for us today, Doc” Ghost said as you checked them in. It was later in the afternoon and you had sent your assistants home as the only patient was Earl for the rest of the day. Plus, you knew they would love to enjoy the warm evening around town. “Actually, would you like to see what I do?” you asked. He nodded and you could tell he was curious.
You lead him to one of the rooms as you donned your coat and gloves of your own. You gently placed Earl down and went through the motions, showing Ghost how you typically performed an exam. You let him listen to Earl's heartbeat with your stethoscope and described to him what things to look for when examining his coat, ears, eyes, and mouth.
"Well I'm happy to say, Mr. Riley, that your cat is in perfect health," you smiled at him and you raised your hand in front of Earl to receive a high five. "Now just for that rabies shot," you said and you pulled out the materials from around the office.
As you drew up the vaccine, Ghost entertained Earl with one of the many ribbon teaser toys lying around. You laughed as you saw Earl going crazy for the thing. Finally ready, you let Ghost pet him as you found the best area on Earl's right hind leg to administer. Setting him on his side, your heart warmed hearing him purr gently into Simon's arms.
"Alright, Earl, this will be real quick," you said and you quickly administered the shot. Earl whined and Ghost tried his best, gently saying to him, "It's okay bud, the lovely doc is almost done." With that, you finished and allowed Earl to return to his toys as you cleaned up.
Ghost picked Earl back up and you closed up the office. As you walked home in the balmy night air, Ghost was clearly in a cheery mode. "You're so great with animals, when are we-" he began to joke before you stopped him. "We can think about adopting maybe another kitten. I swear if you make Kyle's joke about having an army of them, then you can live in a house with them while his girlfriend and I live in our clean flat." With that, he laughed and wrapped a free arm around you. You wondered how life could be so perfect. You lived with your soulmate, taking care of an animal who loved you both and got to end the night with long conversations over some tea. You smiled up at him, content with your loving boyfriend and his cat child.
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The Great Shakespeare Playlist
Hello, friends and foes! If you’re on the Hamlet server, you’ve likely heard about this before, but if not, welcome! I’m working on making a playlist out of all the songs you associate with Shakespeare’s plays and his characters! Submissions are still open and the early submissions have been added! Who they’re associated with will be listed below, organized by play for your convenience.
Submit a song here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScrrJawR9CzAvA-uJMFLrTEGgedTgcIGr2LR5IpYQU7W7cFkA/viewform (Don’t worry about submitting a song that has already been submitted! Just add more thoughts!)
Listen to the playlist on YouTube Music here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeoLN_fzmwY2PLxuwuyBtijqheBAis2An
An organized list of songs and their associations below the cut and in this Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IEI1UqZ48tnhim3UdQ6O0-KiW8vJ93sK7wEf3_fEj-8/edit?usp=sharing
(Plays are categorized as they appear in The Riverside Shakespeare 1974)
NOTE! THIS IS A WORK-IN-PROGRESS- don’t worry if your song isn’t here yet! It will be... so long as it’s on YouTube Music (I’m sorry Spotify gang!!!)
Tragedies:
Hamlet:
Rule #4- Fish in a Birdcage (Fish in a Birdcage, Fish in a Birdcage EP)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “vibes honestly. it reminds me of the plot and themes of ragad.”
Unraveling (The Crane Wives, Coyote Stories)
Associated with: Hamlet, Horatio, and Ophelia
Comments: “yeah i'm gonna submit a whole bunch of crane wives songs, what about it? i made this form, i get to do what i want. but yeah this song feels like it's about these guys' disastrous relationships.”
Shallow River (The Crane Wives, The Fool in Her Wedding Gown)
Associated with: Ophelia and Gertrude
Comments: “someone please give these two a duet and make it this song”
The Dead Waltz (Radical Face, Family Tree: The Roots)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “I feel like this is the vibe Horatio is getting while Hamlet is talking to the ghost. also, i like the idea of the whole interaction being somewhere between beautiful and terrifying.”
The Fly (Cosmo Sheldrake, Pelicans We)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “i wrote a whole fic about this (also, i absolutely adore this poem). they have the Vibe”
Ghost (Indigo Girls, Rites of Passage)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “this works post-canon or during canon. the vibes are so incredibly there. "i'm in love with your ghost" is such a horatio line (and i love the indigo girls. gay people music!!!!)”
Joking (Indigo Girls, Rites of Passage)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “...bought you a beer, it’s too corny to cry.” IM SOBBING.”
Down the River (The Crane Wives, Foxlore)
Associated with: Hamlet and cast
Comments: “everyone @ hamlet's increasingly murderous fuck ups”
Can’t Go Back (The Crane Wives, Foxlore)
Associated with: (Post-canon) Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “‘when have you ever known the world to be a fair place? all things end and all things change’ ouch now i'm crying.”
Pretty Little Things (The Crane Wives, Foxlore)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: "i don't believe the pretty little things that you say; i've heard a lot of little pretty things. don't buy me flowers, it pains me to watch pretty little things wilt away" is this not opheliacore?? tell me this isn't opheliacore”
Your Body is a Weapon (The Wombats, Glitterbug)
Associated with: Osric and Laertes
Comments: “LOOK OSRIC DIDN'T DO SHIT BUT LIKE??? he is. so gay for laertes ok. because i say so <3 i will be back just you wait”
The Anchor (Bastille, Wild World)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “because???? horatio is the light that is blinding him. the anchor that hamlet ties to his brain, if you will absolutely them!!! he keeps him grounded yk”
Another Place (Bastille, Doom Days)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “maybe things would've turned out different in another time and in another place haha”
Mama (My Chemical Romance, The Black Parade)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “just. it's . just listen to it you'll see what i mean”
Brave As a Noun (AJJ, People Who Can Eat People Are the Luckiest People in the World)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “same as the last one. holy hell is this hamlet coded”
BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA (Will Wood, The Normal Album)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “once again it's just. yeah . for what for what for what it's worth if it was gonna kill you boy it would have by now”
When He Died (Lemon Demon, Spirit Phone)
Associated with: Hamlet, Hamlet Sr., Claudius
Comments: “this song is referring to BOTH hamlet sr and claudius. To Me”
Achilles Come Down (Gang of Youths, Go Farther In Lightness)
Associated with: Hamlet, Horatio, Ophelia, Laertes
Comments: “imagine . horatio singing this to hamlet. yeah. good bye. :3″
“once again this is a hamlet/horatio song that made its way onto my ophelia playlist.”
Ophelia (The Lumineers, Cleopatra)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “its litterally named ophelia and shes literally named ophelia?????”
For the Dancing and the Dreaming (Erutan)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “idk it feels like her. she sings it while going mad :3″
Eleanor Rigby (The Beatles, Greatest Hits)
Associated with: Ophelia, Laertes, Hamlet, Doctor of Divinity??
Comments: “"Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave. No one was saved." Is this not Ophelia's Funeral?”
Boy With a Coin (Iron & Wine, The Shepard’s Dog)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (but specifically RAGAD)
Comments: “The whole song has a running coin motif“
I’ll Follow You Into the Dark (Death Cab for Cutie)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “listen to the song. you'll get it. basically it's "if you die i'm following you"; “The song talks about death and following one's love into the dark, a.k.a. death. It talks of love so dedicated it continues after death and expresses, I think, Horatio's desire to follow Hamlet into death or anywhere at all, just wherever he goes. But it's even more tragic because he's denied the ability to follow his love into that one place, that one place where he can't go.”
Get Used To It (Ricky Montgomery, Montgomery Ricky)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “it's all about what he used to be and how he feels like he can't get back to the place where he was before which was better and it's just ough hamlet sadboy for realsies”
Time Machine (Miracle Musical, Hawaii: Part II)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “it's all about time and its passage and "WHY CANT IT STOP"core which has always been what resonated most about Hamlet to me”
Fighter (Jack Stauber's Micropop, Cheeseburger Family / Fighter)
Associated with: Horatio
Comments: “it's all about how he tries and tries and TRIES in this relationship and he's really trying to help this relationship which he knows will never work which is... just... sobs and dies“
Flowers in My Hair (Wes Reeves)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “it feels like something she might sing, maybe like earlier on in the play before she went mad outright. idk”
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Fucking Dead (The Rentiers, Get More Loot and Move to a Boot!)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “I. Look at the song title. Just look at it for a second.”
Dust and Ashes (Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “Vibes I guess”
Isle Unto Thyself (Miracle Musical, Hawaii: Part II)
Associated with: Horatio and Hamlet
Comments: “Horatio POV. It's so... first love but also like with someone much more important than you and it's asking so many questions that I feel like whoever's on the receiving end (Hamlet) has no answers and it's so horatio”
Je te laisserai des mots (Patrick Watson)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “song for like earlier in the play when she likes hamlet and is like slighly infatuated with him, it also just sounds like a song for her. <3“
Secrets and Lies (Ruelle)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “once again most of these are vibes. but i really like it for an "ophelia can see the doom of them all and eventually goes mad" approach :3″
Youth (Daughter, If You Leave)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “same as secrets and lies, if im being honest. i really like that interpritation“
Constellations (The Oh Hellos, Notos EP)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “ophelia right at the begining of her madness :3″; “It feels like an Ophelia madness song.”
Soldier, Poet, King (The Oh Hellos, Dear Wormwood)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio; Laertes, Hamlet, and Fortinbras
Comments: “despite this being on my ophelia playlist it is oviusly a hamlet/horatio song . i mean look at it”
“Laertes plays the role of the solider, Hamlet plays the role of the poet and Fortinbras of the King.”
Saturn (Sleeping At Last, Atlas: I)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “ummmm. horatio song for as hamlet dies or something, yeah. why was this on my ophelia playlist.”; “Um it feels like a song horatio would sing sing to hamlet at the end. Hamlet would be dying and horatio would like be holding him and cradling his body and he would stroke hamlets cheek softly. Horatio would sing this, voice breaking around his crying, and he's just begging hamlet not to die, but its all in vain. Hamlet dies. Horatio lives. The play happens again. They are trapped.”
City of Angels (Arrows to Athens, Exile)
Associated with: Hamlet, Ophelia
Comments: “ummmm because . just go listen to the song ok. look at it.”
Vienna (Billy Joel, The Stranger)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “um . because. idk. like its just there. its not an ophelia song, despite it being there”
Riptide (Vance Joy, Dream Your Life Away)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “the vibes”
Like Real People Do (Hozier, Take Me to Church)
Associated with: Ophelia; Horatio
Comments: “a- the vibessdjshf
b- hamlet and ophelia are both homosexual and um. in a convience relation ship . with a dont ask dont tell motto . idk its wha t Appeared to me while reading over the lyrics i dont control these things. ANYWAY”
Line Without a Hook (Ricky Montgomery)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “ummm look at it”
Bloom- Bonus Track (The Paper Kites, Woodland)
Associated with: Ophelia, Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “vibes”; “vibes and like the lyrics are so cute and soft for liek. them . please just let them be happy“; “vibes . the sound”; “idk it feels like a horatio song, "Can I take you to a moment//Where the fields are painted gold//And the trees are filled with memories//Of the feelings never told?" hes in love with hamlet but doesnt say it, and like "Oh, the whole world, it is sleeping//But my world is you//Can I be close to you?" like look??? please it is horatio im telling you “
Tea Errors (Jack Stauber)
Associated with: (Pre-canon) Hamlet and Ophelia
Comments: “All about woah we were really young and in love and now I’m super anxious and scared of everything now”
Ball Cap (Mother Mother)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “”Oh don't you know that beauty is only skin deep? Well baby, baby, come on and skin me" desperate love and hamlet wanting to get rid of the flesh”
Angel With a Shotgun (The Cab, Symphony Soldier)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “Obviously on one hand it's just a very obvious choice of song about deep love that makes you go to great lengths - but on top of that there are so many religious illusions in it - "I don't care if heaven won't take me back, I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe" etc - that I feel really speak to the just....amount of religion that is in that play and the implications of that for Hamlet and Horatio's relationship.”
A Sadness Runs Through Him (The Hoosiers)
Associated with: Horatio
Comments: “The song is about desperately trying to save someone who cannot be saved. Hmm. I wonder how in the world that could possibly relate to horatio. oh wait. it's literally the crux of the entire character”
Love & War in Your Twenties (Jordy Searcy, Dark in the City)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “Horatio to Hamlet - "I may never be a politician, or
Make a lot of money, hold a high position
Baby, you're my mission and all my glory days are yours
I don't wanna take the world for granted
While I'm still trying to understand it
The more I live I am convinced
Everyone just wants to be in love"”
It’s Alright (Mother Mother, Dance and Cry)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “Roughly going back and forth in terms of pov, with Hamlet feeling the pain of things that he has done ("I did one million stupid things, I said one billion foolish things", "I am broken down in shame") and Horatio reassuring him he's ok ("It's alright, it's okay, it's alright, it's okay, you're not a demon, there's a reason, you're behaving that way. It's alright, it's okay, it's alright, it's okay and I believe, yes, I believe that you will see a better day")”
Two (Sleeping At Last, Enneagram)
Associated: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “Horatio's love for Hamlet in a "dude maybe you love him a little bit too much maybe worry about yourself too" kind of way.”
peace (Taylor Swift)
Associated with: Hamlet and Ophelia
Comments: “Somehow all of these lyrics feel like both Hamlet and Ophelia talking to each other with one voice.”
Can You Feel My Heart (Bring Me The Horizon)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “Just big "Hamlet is really not doing OK" vibes with this one.”
Stone (Jaymes Young, Feel Something)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “Just Horatio trying to be what Hamlet needs...also though specifically the first lyric; "Your father came and went like the ocean’s tide".”
Sunlight (Hozier, Wasteland, Baby!)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: "All the tales the same
Told before and told again
A soul that's born in cold and rain
Knows sunlight, sunlight, sunlight
And at last can grant a name
To a buried and a burning flame
As love and its decisive pain
Oh, my sunlight, sunlight, sunlight"
Leave Out All The Rest (Linkin Park, Minutes to Midnight)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “Hamlet telling Horatio to tell his story: "When my time comes
Forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed
And don't resent me
And when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory
Leave out all the rest"
Bigger Than The Whole Sky (Taylor Swift, Midnights)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “I mean, it's just the aftermath of Hamlet's death: "Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
You were bigger than the whole sky
You were more than just a short time
And I've got a lot to pine about
I've got a lot to live without"
my tears ricochet (Taylor Swift)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “So to me these lyrics scream of, not what sort of "actually happened", for want of a better way of putting it, but of what Ophelia thinks happened and how Hamlet treated her and it's sort of her ghost looking on at the funeral like "oh NOW you care???""I didn't have it in myself to go with grace
And you're the hero flying around, saving face
And if I'm dead to you, why are you at the wake?
Cursing my name, wishing I stayed
Look at how my tears ricochet"
Ready, Aim, Fire (Imagine Dragons)
Associated with: Fortinbras; Hamlet, Horatio, Laertes, Fortinbras, and Claudius
Comments: “Fortinbras taking Denmark;
"Ready aim fire
An empire is falling
In just one day"
“This is SUCH a 5.2 duel scene song. listen to me listen. listen.
"With our backs to the wall//The darkness will fall//We never quite thought//We could lose it all" Literally they all die. all of them. dead. well not Horatio but still, he looses it all.
"An empire is falling//In just one day" what did i say. all dead. empire falling.
"You close your eyes//And the glory fades" Theyre all dying. for nothing. why? because claudius wanted the throne so bad he would kill his brother? it doesnt matter if you die.
"Off in the distance//There is resistance//Bubbling up and festering" Yeah, that that's fortinbras coming to take over the kindom. good luck buddie.
Hey mr motion//Make me a potion//Shake it all up//With your mistery" Claudius again. he used poison on the blade + in the drink to make sure they died.
"How come I've never seen//Your face around here//I know every single face//Around here" horatio questioning what fortinbras is doing here.
"A man on a mission//Changing the vision//I was never welcome here" Claudius, on a mission of becoming king. yeah.
"We don't have the choice to stay//We'd rather die than//Do it your way" Hamlet and Leartes in the duel, doomed to die by claudius.
"Blood in the writing//Stuck in the fighting//Look through the riffle's sight" they!! are trapped!! doomed to this duel!! they cannot help it, they must die!! its tragic, but thats how the play was written. doomed by the narrative.
"Hearing the echo//Holding the shackle//I was never welcome here" hamlet, seeing the ghost of his father, tasked with revenge, being the ghosts touchstone to the living realm.
over all its such a tragic song for a tragic scene!!! there is . so much here. it could fill an animatic. i love it“
Yellow Flicker Beat (Lorde)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “Ophelia at the beginning of madness, thinking of what she thought she was going to be (she wasn't actually a princess but she did think she'd be Queen) and just watching everything, including her own mind, unravel.”
Battle Cry (Imagine Dragons, Smoke + Mirrors)
Associated with: Hamlet, Fortinbras
Comments: “Hamlet knowing that he's going to die ("I've been poisoned inside") and Fortinbras taking Denmark ("King is crowned, it's do or die")”
It Has Begun (STARSET, Transmissions)
Associated with: Fortinbras
Comments: “Fortinbras's pov before invading Denmark.”
Atlas Drowned (Gang of Youths, Go Farther In Lightness)
Associated with: Laertes
Comments: “This is Laertes storming the castle, willing to dare damnation and call all of Elsinore into account for how they harmed his family. There’s anger, frustration, disgust at the hegemony, but also a deep, deep love.”
Hey Brother (Avicii, True)
Associated with: Laertes and Ophelia
Comments: “Oh, and if the sky comes falling down / for you / there’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do.” NEED I SAY MORE 🥺👉👈”
In The Best Case Scenario We’d Die at the Same Time (My Name is Ian)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “🥹 babe”
Little Talks (Of Monsters And Men, My Head Is An Animal)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: ““And some days I can’t even dress myself”
“It’s killing me to see you this way””
Una Palabra (Carlos Varela, nubes)
Associated with: Laertes to Ophelia
Comments: “ANYWAY this whole song is so them but especially the last line. “Está la orilla donde me ahogo” means “the shore in which I drown.” This is in reference to eyes, specifically OPHELIA’S EYES. Like it’s literally too perfect. How is this NOT Laertes coded????”
Left Brain, Right Brain (Bo Burnham, what.)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “They’ve always given me very left brain and right brain vibes. Ros is emotional, Guil is analytical. Also, the explosion and immediate apology from left brain is so Guil.”
Dust in the Wind (Kansas)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “The overarching theme in the song of narrative insignificance is very relevant to the idea of R&G.”
i’m gonna tell my therapist on you (Pinkshift)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “The idea of a ‘downwards spiral’ and blaming it on others feels like Hamlet tbh”
Little Dark Age (MGMT)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “Dude, just listen to it. It sounds like something Hamlet wrote in his emo poetry book”
Not the Ghost (The Crane Wives, Foxlore)
Associated with: Hamlet and Hamlet Sr. (the ghost)
Comments: “If only I could break the chain of disappointments weighing me down” is such a Hamlet line.
Typical Me (kroh)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “Yes ik its originally a ranboo fansong but. Look at it.”
Dead Hearts (Stars, The Five Ghosts)
Associated with: Fortinbras and Horatio (talking post-play)
Comments: “'They were kids that I once knew/now they're all dead hearts to you'. an interview between an outsider trying to understand and the unwilling witness to it all.”
Up the Wolves (The Mountain Goats, The Sunset Tree)
Associated with: Basically everyone young in Hamlet, especially Hamlet and Ophelia
Comments: “Just listen”
No Children (The Mountain Goats, Tallahassee)
Associated with: Basically everyone young in Hamlet, especially Hamlet and Ophelia
Comments: “Just listen”
Child Support (Woz)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “Vibes”
Another Me (D_AAN)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “A description of Hamlet’s supposed descent into madness – a change in personality and identity from a madness constructed by a ‘deceiving person’ (偽者) to actually becoming mad. The narrator also calls themself ‘traitor’ (裏切り), which is fitting considering the R&G arc.
One line that stands out is “Are all humans in the world the same” (世界中の人間が同じですか), which reminds me of the “To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand” bit (Act II Scene II)”
Grievous Lady (Team Grimoire & Laur)
Associated with: Gertrude
Comments: “I just think ‘grievous’ is an excellent word to describe Gertrude’s situation and fate.”
Purgatorium ( お月さま交響曲)
Associated with: Hamlet Sr. (the ghost)
Comments: “Obviously a song themed around Purgatory and Hamlet Sr. – coded. Specifically, though: “Is this the end or the beginning?” (これは終わりなのか始まりか) feels like a commentary on whether avenging his death will be the end-all of strife or the start of something even more disastrous. Also, “Will you take away my sounds, colours, and memories and destroy what I am?” (音も色も記憶も奪って/私と云うモノを壊して――?) suggests that the ghost is no longer Hamlet Sr., but a faded and hollow shell of him that only understands vengeance.”
Blastix Riotz (Camellia)
Associated with: Laertes
Comments: “Laertes’s aggressive and chaotic energy.”
Bad Elixir (Xi)
Associated with: Claudius
Comments: “‘Bad Elixir’ = Poison, which is what Claudius did to Hamlet Sr. and also what the presence of Claudius appears to represent in the play (something rotten in the state of Denmark). Also, the melody is less dramatic/antagonistic, but more descending/tragic, which feels like a fitting representation of how he’s really more of the Lawful Evil type than your stereotypical villain.”
Imaginary Friends (Sta)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “R&G are the Imaginary Friends of Hamlet – apparently his friends, but not really, and cease to be alive by the end of the play.
Two especially relevant lines: “we wouldn't wake up to dark so long” -> they are going to be executed, so yeah, they won’t be waking up at all after not so long
“We smile under the coil all over again” -> Hamlet’s “For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, / When we have shuffled off this mortal coil” (Act III Scene I)”
WATER (A-39)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “Well, a song about drowning is a song about Ophelia.
A line that stands out is “I was merely searching for a wish that did not come true” (叶わない願いをただ探していた) – which could represent Ophelia’s attitude towards Hamlet’s affection: she wishes they were true, but they turned out to be just a part of Hamlet’s plot.
Also, “pressure, opposing currents, suffocation, dizziness” (圧力 対流 窒息 目眩) is a good description of her reaction to her father’s death: Polonius and Hamlet are the “opposing currents” pulling her apart and “pressuring” her in different ways, thus causing her to lose direction (“dizziness”) and start drowning (“suffocation”) long before she physically did”
Purple Verse (Hommarju)
Associated with: Polonius
Comments: “Polonius speaks in purple prose, but it’s verse instead of prose. Hence Purple Verse.”
I’ve Heard it Said (combatplayer)
Associated with: Horatio
Comments: “The song is very transient, and Horatio (as “Timekeeper”) is a transient character. Lyrics are also very fitting. “You know that it’s insane” -> direct commentary on Hamlet’s madness. “Before it takes you down” indicates Horatio’s understanding that Hamlet is descending and will eventually fall. “The universe is made up of stories” references Horatio’s role as the person who would be telling the story of the tragedy.”
Phantom (WF1/F-777)
Associated with: Hamlet Sr. (the ghost)
Comments: “Phantom” can mean “ghost”, “nightmare”, or “illusion”, and I think all three apply to Hamlet Sr. – he’s presented as a ghost, but Hamlet’s madness can be interpreted by some sort of terror/fear in response to his presence (like how one might react to a nightmare), while the ghost might not even be real (illusion). Also the pipe organ is an instrument that fits the religious implications of Hamlet Sr. and the play quite well.”
Out of your love (Exhaust Mix) (RANDO:)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “Ophelia is a character that should not be defined by Hamlet’s ‘love’ for her, hence ‘Out of your love’. Another line, ‘Heaven can fall’, references how her death is not honoured properly and how the ‘holiness debate’ of Hamlet’s and Claudius’s actions are largely irrelevant to her.”
Why do you hate me? (Camellia)
Associated with: Polonius
Comments: “Polonius does not appear to understand the gravity of his actions, and is somewhat confused when Hamlet and Gertrude express disdain towards him, hence ‘Why do you hate me?’. Also, the drum patterns, distorted vocal samples, and sound effects sound like endless rambling, and the last bit feels like him bleeding out after he is stabbed (sorry)”
Vicious Heroism - Traitor Version (Kobaryo)
Associated with: Laertes
Comments: “Laertes is obviously a hero with a vicious disposition who eventually betrayed Claudius. The song also contains a multitude of genre and key shifts, and is set at the very high BPM of 256 – this reflects how fast everything progressed since Laertes returned from France, and his internal turmoil over how to deal with the situation (the whole honour thing).”
lastendconductor (zts)
Associated with: Horatio
Comments: “This is the theme song of Battler Ushiromiya from the visual novel Umineko no Naku Koro ni. Battler and Horatio are parallel characters in that they are both survivors of tragic narratives that use storytelling as a coping mechanism for their shock, loss, and grief. “conductor” refers to how each of these characters direct the retellings of the “last end”, or the certainty of the deaths of essentially everyone else except themself. Also, the genre of trance and the texture of the violin vibe pretty well with Horatio.”
FLOWER (DJ YOSHITAKA)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “Apart from the direct association of Ophelia with flowers, I feel like Ophelia is suited for ‘retro’-style songs that have rising chords and reassuring melodies. I suppose this is more of a pre-canon Ophelia.”
RESSiSTANCE (ぐるたみん)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “I think this is another song that tells the story of the play from Hamlet’s perspective.
‘lovesong with the image of falsehood’ (嘘の様に、愛の歌を) describes his communication to Ophelia;
‘as I do not know whether the meaning of tomorrow will be taken away’ (明日の意味を 奪われなどしらないから) expresses his existential dread (to be or not to be) and his indecision;
‘to jail the depths of my heart behind a lock’ (ココロの奥で 鍵かけたいや) references his ‘acting’ and how his madness is of ambiguous ingenuity;
‘If the answer I desire does not lie here – merely this is sufficient reason to embark’ (望んだ答がここじゃないのなら/踏み出す理由はそれだけでいい) describes his rather long-winded journey to ascertain Claudius’s fratricide, via a play etc;
‘my struggling heartbeat is the proof of my breath’ (抗う鼓動が今呼吸への証だ) again fits with the ‘to be or not to be’ and his internal conflicts;
‘Even if the clock’s hands turn in reverse, I cannot return to yesterday’ (時計の針を巻き戻しても/昨日に戻れるわけじゃないから) is reminiscent of ‘for yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am, if, like a crab, you could go backward’, and shows despair at his newfound predicament
Finally ‘Resistance’ can also refer to how Hamlet breaks the fourth wall and resists the narrative (in futility of course)”
ヘルツ" (Hertz) (zeryoone ft. nao)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “I feel like this song is post-canon Horatio, at a very old age, reminiscing Hamlet. Again, it’s a very liminal song.
Key lyrics:
“the day we bid farewell” (あの日にさよなら) – establishes the subject of the song being the day Hamlet died
“ ‘the unchanging’ is quite beautiful” (“確かなもの”って/綺麗だと思ってた) – commentary on how quickly everything in the play happened
“in your eyes, I saw reflected my bitter smile” (その目に映した僕は/上手く笑えやしなかった) – best Hamratio quote I’ve ever seen. (the literal meaning is more like ‘I was unable to smile properly’, hence a contorted, forced, or bitter smile)
And I think the following bits don’t even need much explaining:
“the conversations floating in space and the resigned answers both fade, frozen in wintry cold” (宙に浮かんだ会話も/苦し紛れの返事も/冬の寒さに凍えて/居場所を失くしたようだった)
“I’ve long known your desires; I’ve also known why you didn’t cry” (もう分かっていた/涙なんて無くたって/分かっていた)
“Why would this become merely a memory” (記憶になってしまうなんて)
“Fear prevents me from releasing your hand from my grip” (僕は怖くなって放せない)
“This is the last time; that is the last time” (もう最後だった/あれが最後だったんだ)
“A tremendous force took you away” (巨大な力がきみだけ奪ってく) – the force of the narrative;
“I cannot forgive this world, about to resurrect itself” (生まれ変わろうとする世界がただ/赦せなかった) – Fortinbras;
“I touch the transparent you” (透明なきみに触れていたんだ)
“Both my grief and my regret faded on the night of hope” (僕の愁いや後悔も/消え去ってしまえと願う夜を)
“on the day we bid farewell, I’ll tell you, I’ve forgotten you” (あの日にさよなら/言って/きみを忘れていく)”
Alea jacta est! (BlackY and WAiKURO)
Associated with: Hamlet and Laertes
Comments: “Yes, the title refences “iacta alea est” (“the die is cast” = “we are past the point of no return”) supposedly said by Julius Caesar as he led his army across the Rubicon to start the civil war. Thus this song is about Hamlet and Laertes’s duel. (The song’s MV also features two people duelling.) I feel like this sort of ‘jazzy trancecore’ genre also captures the duel’s vibe pretty well.”
しう" (SIU) (MARETU)
Associated with: Laertes
Comments: “This song discusses Laertes as a ‘rallier of the people’.
Specific relevant lines include “an overflowing anti-affluence sentiment” (あふるる反富裕), “life and the world are merely such, huh?” (限界だろう?人間界は), “give compassion to the plebeian sacrificers” (最低の犠牲者に愛を)
Also, “give termination to the slaves of hope” (願望の奴隷に終いを) feels like foreshadowing to the duel.”
こちら、幸福安心委員会です。(This is the council of happiness and contentment.) (UtataP)
Associated with: Claudius
Comments: “This song describes a dystopian society where people are required to be happy – or they will be executed in excessively cruel ways. As such, this is a darker interpretation of Claudius’s reign – why is everyone so content under him? The answer is that any dissenters were executed, much like Hamlet was intended to be.”
Löschen (BlackY and Risa Yuzuki)
Associated with: Hamlet and Laertes
Comments: “I feel like this is another song that depicts Hamlet and Laertes’s duel.
“To reveal my voice with raspy words” (錆びた声で吐き出して) – the pre-duel sort-of-confession-and-reconciliation scene;
“One-sided justice manifests in my fleeting thoughts; I have continued to make choices untrue to myself” (片側だけの正義/横切る影に立ち 不自由選び続けてた) – apart from what is essentially a Polonius reference, this shows how both Hamlet and Laertes are unable to comprehend the entirety of the situation and have little free will in their fates
“Facing the unobscured you, I wish this nameless view will last forever” (隠せない方を背に/名前のない景色 終わらないでと待ち続けた) – again, they are both relieved that the other is being honest and vulnerable to a certain extent
There are also a few self-evident lines:
“If forgiveness is as cruel as harmony, I have already made my decision” (赦されること それが無慈悲な調和と等しいのなら、/答え遂げて)
“Under the exploits of “pain”, we keep hurting each other” (悼みという名のもとに/繰り返し傷つけあう)”
Uprooted, Marooned (Memoryheads (Frums & Silentroom))
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “Highly experimental, almost nonsensical style that ends with intense static ambiance – I feel like this is more of RosGuil in R&G are Dead than in Hamlet itself. I don’t feel like this is the type of song I can explain with words.”
彁 (Ka) (LeaF)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “彁 does not actually exist as a kanji or a hanzi – it is a Unicode ‘ghost character’ caused by an error in digitalising and cataloguing kanji. Thus the song denotes the perceived existence of things that don’t actually exist, which is again RosGuil’s lives. This song also ends in static, which is the execution scene, of course.”
Mutiny (F-777)
Associated with: Laertes
Comments: “Laertes and his revolution, of course. The strong kicks are his vibe.”
miragecoordinator (zts)
Associated with: Gertrude
Comments: “I’d say this track is a sinister interpretation of Gertrude, in which she is an accomplice in Claudius’s schemes. “Mirage coordinator” indicates that she is helping Claudius put up the illusion of everything being well in Denmark and cover up the fratricide. Also, the song’s chant samples and dissonant melodies give a sinister vibe overall.”
ÅMARA(大未来電脳) (Amaracus, computer of the grand future) (sasakure.UK)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “Okay, disclaimer, I don’t even comprehend much of this song’s lyrics, but I think it represents Hamlet’s messed-up mind and “infinite space” pretty well.
Some bits that I can understand:
“Truth or fabrication – no one knows what the future will be” (現実か虚構か、誰にもその先は解らない) – uncertainty, indecision
“Even the name of the person who poems are waiting for has been forgotten” (詩が待つ彼の名も忘れて) – something about Hamlet being a poet and slowly losing his identity throughout the play
“From the corridor where the poison of dreams is spat out, to the fracturing of the celebration of resurrection – dwell in heaven, in this night!” (夢の毒吐く回廊/再生の祝祭が千切れるまで/天国を這う、夜に!) – I suppose “poison of dreams” can refer to how Hamlet died and “good night, sweet prince”, and the rest is religious imagery about how Hamlet and the people he killed would all end up in purgatory rather than heaven”
Tie me down gently (溝口ゆうま feat. 大瀬良あい)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “Another song of Horatio towards Hamlet. I interpret the title to be Horatio recognising and accepting that Hamlet is “tying him down” – i.e. binding him into the tragedy. Especially relevant lyrics: “If these dreams are so sweet, let me never awaken” (甘い甘い夢ならば覚めないでよ) – an extension of “good night, sweet prince” “This city is threatening whenever, and there is nowhere to run” (街はいつも時間に怯えて 逃れる場所は何処にも無い) – Elsinore as a dangerous prison “Merely our distance fills me with dread” (君との距離ですら不安になってくる) – self-explanatory “Slave becomes a knight” – multi-layered meaning in this one. Although Hamlet is of a higher social class than Horatio, he often refers to himself with phrases like ‘a rogue and peasant slave’. Horatio may be considered the archetypal ‘knight by a prince’ character. From all this we get the sense that Hamlet and Horatio are truly inseparable and even not distinguishable at some points. “Even though I am so weak, I remain by your side to show you love, love, love” (弱い弱い僕だけど 君の傍で Show you love, love, love) – also self-explanatory.”
Vital (Masaaki Endō)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “This is actually the OP of the anime “Angels of Death”, but I feel like it also describes Hamlet right after his meeting with the ghost. This is a relatively more noble and less sinister interpretation of the play.
“Locked fabrications and the sacrificed future” (鍵をかけた 虚構と/捨てられた 未来が) – expresses determination despite uncertainty
“boring words and obscured fates adorn the cold knife with rationale” (下らない 言葉と/正体不明の 運命か/冷えたナイフに 理由を付着ていく) – Hamlet knows what he’s doing and why he’s doing it
“If woe befalls me too much, I will slice it into pieces” (何万と積もった 懸念を/線状に 切り裂いていく) – again, determination
“Uncertain resolve, pure prayers, honest words – promise to forgive none” (逡巡な この心を/純粋な 祈りを/単純な 言葉のまま/誓う 誰が赦さなくとも) – I guess this is pretty self-evident”
Nyarlathotep's Dreamland (Raimukun)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “A representation of Hamlet’s so-called “infinite space”, which is surreal and perhaps eldritch in nature.”
Random (Silentroom)
Associated with: Polonius
Comments: “Polonius will say the most random shit ever in the most random tone, pitch, and cadence ever, just to keep rambling. This is represented pretty well in the song.”
キミとボクへの葬送歌 (A Requiem to You and Me) (ROKINA)
Associated with: Hamlet and Laertes
Comments: “Simply a representation of how Hamlet and Laertes both die in the duel. The descending chords further manifest the tragedy.”
Ultimatecalifragilisticexpialidocious (t+pazolite)
Associated with: Polonius
Comments: “Polonius would definitely pick one of the longest words in the language (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious) and make it EVEN LONGER. Bless that old man.”
The Survivor (Taishi)
Associated with: Horatio
Comments: “What else is Horatio if not The Survivor?
Again, trance vibes with Horatio pretty well. The song somehow manages to stay calm with a bunch of chainsaw kicks, which is essentially Horatio lowkey downplaying Hamlet’s murders.”
狂言綺語 (False Embellishment) (影虎。& ikaruga_nex)
Associated with: Polonius
Comments: ““False Embellishment” is essentially gaslighting with fancy words, which is one of the most Polonius things ever.
This song also has a lot of distorted vocal samples throughout – a.k.a. rambling.
Finally, the melody is definitely something a stuck-up, fancy noble would listen to.”
Now Is The Time, Do It (Roy Mikelate)
Associated with: Hamlet Sr. (the ghost)
Comments: “Hardstyle song with a bunch of vocal samples from a horror game is definitely Hamlet Sr.’s vibe as a ghost. The title fits his presence when Hamlet is in Gertrude’s room – he is urging Hamlet to kill Claudius right then.”
F1055 (Silentroom)
Associated with: Polonius
Comments: “Irregular rhythm, dissonant melody, heavy psy kicks and reverb – definitely the vibe of Polonius’s droning. The title is a convoluted version of the word “flow”, which fits both Polonius speaking in needlessly convoluted phrasing and his speech flowing on.”
Promising Light (Iron & Wine, The Creek Drank the Cradle)
Associated with: Hamlet and Ophelia
Comments: “This song feels like it's about Hamlet realizing and admitting to his mistakes (and hopefully making up with Ophelia).
White Winter Hymnal (Fleet Foxes)
Associated with: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Comments: “This song feels like the end of RAGAD. Man... they're just going along with what they're being told and it always ends the same :(”
Blood // Water (grandson)
Associated with: Claudius, Gertrude, and Polonius; Hamlet, Laertes, and Ophelia
Comments: “"The price of your greed is your son and your daughter, what you gon' do when there's blood in the water?" These kids deserve a chance to call out their parents for not doing something more to stop this tragedy!”
tous les mêmes (Stromae)
Associated with: Hamlet and Ophelia
Comments: “This feels like an over-the-top Hamlet & Ophelia argument (possibly performed for Polonius and Claudius to throw them off Hamlet’s trail- he’s gone mad over a lover’s quarrel, not because he knows about the murder of Hamlet Sr.)”
A Great Design (Black Marble, A Different Arrangement)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “vibes. also, the song talks about "a great design", which I think fits the themes of Hamlet as it also says "we don't have a long time, a great design." This relates to Hamlet, I think, because there seems to be a plan afoot, even if it is only the hand of the author, dictating this must be a tragedy. Therefore, Hamlet is doomed to tragedy and I think this song expresses that.”
Haunt You (X Lovers feat. Chloe Moriondo)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “In the song the singer talks about how someday when he dies, and turns into a ghost, he's going to come back to haunt the other person, because he doesn't want anyone else to have them. "Can't picture my life without you by my side... can't let you go... never let you go..." If this isn't Hamlet to Horatio, I don't know what is.”
Fourth of July (Sufjan Stevens, Carrie & Lowell)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “vibes. Also, it talks about an evil that spread and a celebration and how we're all going to die. It also talks about someone dying, and how everything was fiction and prediction. To me, it's about Hamlet and the end of his life.”
Bad Decisions (The Strokes)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “vibes. Also, Hamlet makes a lot of bad decisions, and it shows how sometimes he can be harsh with Horatio, and I think it sums up their relationship pretty well.”
Everybody Just Wants To (Johnny Goth)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “The song talks about "playing pretend" like Hamlet does and asks "when will it end" and I think the song is ultimately about death, which is something Hamlet is fixated on. also, vibes”
christian death (Ekkstacy)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “The song is about suicide, and wanting to commit it, wanting to rip other people to shreds and losing perspective on other people. It's about despair and desperation and being stuck, which I think resonates with Hamlet.”
We’ll Be Together (In Love With A Ghost)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “The song itself has no lyrics, but I think the title says it all. If you look at it from a Hamlet perspective, the song is about Hamlet and Horatio wanting so bad to be together, then vowing that someday they'll be togther after death. They'll find each other, no matter what.”
Barking Dog (Dizzy)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “Just... listen to the lyrics. I can't decide if it's from Hamlet's or Horatio's perspective, I think it's Hamlet, but it's about pain and letting go and how love can't take the pain away. "We're bound by blood and gore...", "darkness reaps what darkness sows"... agh it makes me wanna cry”
Why Am I Like This? (Orla Gartland)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “The whole song is questioning why the singer has to be this way, why she can't change. It talks about her coming across everyday sadness and regretting not helping, and that just... reminds me of him. It talks about never being in the moment, going out to shout the words we never said, and how those words are stuck on a loop inside her head. It's an angry song at times, the singer is clearly angry at herself for the way she is, but equally frustrated that she can't change. It questions everything, questions others' love for her, questions her own soul, and it's just... Hamlet. To me.”
Love Like Ghosts (Lord Huron, Strange Trails)
Associated with: Hamlet and Ophelia
Comments: “Ophelia and hamlet song, song about love and ghosts. they have tenuous relationships with both.”
Hello My Old Heart (The Oh Hellos, Oh. Hello.)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “the sound/vibes”
Meet Me in the Woods (Lord Huron, Strange Trails)
Associated with: Hamlet; Ophelia
Comments: “hamlet goes to horatio and talks about seeing his ghost dad”; “ophelia madness song”
Seneca (Novo Amor)
Associated with: Horatio
Comments: “vibes... there's a sadness to it, a sense of what could've been, but also pride in the love they've had. "I can make it all feel far away..." Horatio wants to take Hamlet's pain away, but he knows it's not that simple, and even if it were, Hamlet wouldn't listen. "Ain't it funny how we went nowhere?" Horatio is talking about how they pushed and pushed, but stayed in the same place... no real closure, no real revenge that could be celebrated, just more dead bodies.”
What A Heavenly Way To Die (Troye Silvan, I’m Not Afraid Anymore)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “horatio in love with hamlet, but i feel like he knows the play can only end in tradedy”
Planets and Stars (PAVVLA)
Associated with: Ophelia
Comments: “vibes”
Light (Sleeping At Last)
Associated with: Hamlet and Horatio
Comments: “Horatio song for hamlets death again. horatio sings this to hamlet as hes dying, again hes crying, and hoping that hamlet can go to heaven, even if he knows that is imposible with what hamlet has done. he still hopes. he has to. hes broken by hamlets death but he loves him and need hamlet to know that. he hopes hamlet hears him. he hopes its not too late.”
Haunted (Laura Les)
Associated with: Hamlet
Comments: “This song is very much a Hamlet kind of losing it a bit: "I've been up for three days, everything is haunted, everyone is evil and there's bugs inside the carpet". Like, him losing perspective on who he is and who the villain is and I don't think he was sleeping much either.”
Upward Over the Mountain (Iron & Wine, The Creek Drank The Cradle)
Associated with: Hamlet and Gertrude
Comments: “Hamlet looks back on his relationship with his mother just before he dies. "Mother don't worry, I killed the last snake that lived in the creek bed" is a GREAT line about Claudius' death and the rest of the song feels like a retrospective on Hamlet's friendships, relationships, birth, and death. The singer compares himself to a bird (like Hamlet's "fall of a sparrow" line!) and talks about flying "upward over the mountain," perhaps hanging on to dreams of going to heaven.”
Macbeth:
Rattlesnake (Kabaret Sybarit, The Poodle)
Associated with: Lady Macbeth
Comments: “THIS IS HER SONG. IT'S HERS! completely by coincidence, the whole plot of the play is there and i love it.”
Notos (The Oh Hellos, Notos EP)
Associated with: Malcolm
Comments: “it has the vibe. maybe post-canon or act 5 specifically?”
Miss Macbeth (Elvis Costello, Spike)
Associated with: Lady Macbeth
Comments: “Once again. Just. Just look at the title for a second”
Shia LaBeouf Live (Rob Cantor, single)
Associated with: The whole show
Comments: “I was in Macbeth and we were all super normal about this song and it was a cast in joke”
Thus Always to Tyrants (The Oh Hellos, Dear Wormwood)
Associated with: Macduff and Lady Macduff
Comments: “I picture these lyrics as their separate thought processes as they say goodbye for the last time (not aware it's the last, of course) through the end of the play.”
Caesar (The Oh Hellos, Dear Wormwood)
Associated with: Malcolm
Comments: “This is how I picture Malcolm's coronation going down. It's bittersweet but has an air of power about it and takes place in the early springtime ("feel how the winter succumbs to the spring"). I imagine Macduff is the speaker here, ordering the Thanes (now Earls) and soldiers to gather and watch the heir be crowned. Malcolm ignores his uncertainty and takes the crown.”
I Will Survive (Cake, Fashion Nugget)
Associated with: Lady Macduff
Comments: “She *won't* survive, but I think she'd like this song after getting abandoned by Macduff.”
Romeo and Juliet:
Rose (The Oh Hellos, Boreas)
Associated with: Romeo and Juliet
Comments: “this has a little bit of romance, a little bit of existentialism, and a little bit of everyone else watching this teenage shitshow play out. (and it's also a great song, when taking for its metaphorical meaning, about oppression by christian nationalists)”
Things We Lost in the Fire (Bastille, All This Bad Blood)
Associated with: Benvolio
Comments: “i just,,,, he lost a lot of things yk? not in a fire necessarily but still i personally think romeo and juliet is very dumpster fire core”
The Diver (Bastille, VS (Other People’s Heartache Part III))
Associated with: Mercutio
Comments: “A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSESSSSS ^ legitimately one of the lyrics”
Kill the Director (The Wombats, A Guide to Love, Loss and Desperation)
Associated with: Romeo
Comments: “this reminds me of when romeo falls in love with rosaline and/or juliet haha the irony is that it is not a romcom as matthew 'murph' murphy says”
Johanna (Sweeney Todd 2012)
Associated with: Romeo
Comments: “you have captured a theatre kid congrats anyways this song is romeocore to me. no clue why”
I’ll Follow You Into the Dark (Death Cab for Cutie)
Associated with: Romeo and Juliet
Comments: “listen to the song. you'll get it. basically it's "if you die i'm following you"
Creep (Radiohead)
Associated with: Romeo
Comments: “This is what I imagine Romeo singing/screaming in the woods at the start of the play after his pseudo-breakup with Rosaline. Like I like to think Benvolio hears SHEEEE RUNNNSS OUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOR in the distance and is like "oh there he goes"
Kiss Me (Sixpence None The Richer, Songs of Love & Romance)
Associated with: Romeo and Juliet
Comments: “This song feels like what Romeo and Juliet's relationship feels like to me. Like it's secretive and sweet and there's that lovely emphasis on the safety of night and it's like awwww man”
Time In A Bottle (Jim Croce)
Associated with: Romeo and Juliet
Comments: “it's a beautiful and melancholic song about loving someone deeply but not being able to spend enough time with them due to the fact that you aren't gonna be around with them forever....hey I can think of two zany teens who love each other and then get very little time together before their demise! It just really feels right. Also a lovely song in general.”
The Bitch Is Back (Elton John)
Associated with: Romeo, Benvolio, and Mercutio
Comments: “They are ALL the Bitch that is BACK”
A Thousand Miles (Vanessa Carlton, Be not Nobody)
Associated with: Romeo
Comments: “he loves kinda crappy love poems and he thinks this is THE most romantic song of all times, BAR NONE.“
Come To My Window (Melissa Etheridge, Yes I Am Melissa)
Associated with: Romeo and Juliet
Comments: “This song is just the balcony scene, and I think it captures the kinda cheery sweet energy of Romeo and Juliet's whole relationship”
Heart Of Glass (Blondie, Parallel Lines)
Associated with: Romeo
Comments: “it's a song about feeling a lot of feelings over love and being kinda led around by it, for better and for worse! That sounds a lot like my guy Romeo in my mind. It also just feels like a song he would like”
Wonderwall (Oasis, (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?)
Associated with: Romeo
Comments: “Romeo is kinda annoying/enough into art and poetry that I think he is 100% one of those guys who starts learnign guitar and brings it around when he hangs out with his friends and is like "hey guys look what I learned to play" and then he plays wonderwall (a song he finds VERY romantic)”
War (Edwin Starr, War & Peace)
Associated with: The Capulets and the Montagues
Comments: “A GREAT song about how war and violence SUCKS and ends up harming people senselessly with no benefit to the actual people. That sounds a bit like my favorite sensless feud between two households, both alike in dignity...”
On My Own (Les Misérables)
Associated with: Romeo (about Rosaline)
Comments: “This is what Romeo is doing before he makes his first appearance in the play. Dramatic little bitch.”
See You Again (Tyler, The Creator feat. Kali Uchis, Flower Boy)
Associated with: Romeo and Juliet
Comments: “Romeo goes bonkers about Juliet while she "prepares" for her wedding to Paris”
make me wanna die (lovelytheband, if we’re being honest)
Associated with: Romeo and Juliet
Comments: “I think the song is written about them, but I think it's a modern rendition with flawed protagonists. They both have mental health issues and modern problems, but they still love each other despite it and somehow it's a strange dependence that seems to fixate on death and seems to spiral towards its inevitable end.”
Othello:
Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture (Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Everything is a Lot)
Associated with: Othello
Comments: “it's a hard song to read but it's all about ANGER and VIOLENCE and OOOOH KILL KILL FIGHT which is like Othellocore, not to mention Othello has always given spaghetti western vibes to me (don't ask me) so this is fits for me :)”
Julius Caesar:
Little Dark Age (MGMT)
Associated with: The whole show
Comments: “The death of the republic as the death of an already rotting corpse. The cospirators kill Caesar as if he was a parasite poisoning the body of the state. Little do they know that the venom has already infected everything. I see it almost a a background song for scheming/preparing for the war.”
Exit Music (For A Film) (Radiohead)
Associated with: The whole show
Comments: “After the assassination. Cospirators red with blood, Anthony enters the scene (breathe keep breathing, dont loose your nerve) he fakes civility, he gives them his hands, staining them with blood. Brutus convinces Cassius to keep him alive. Then Anthony is alone. At the crescendo he breaks on Caesar's corpse”
Cassius (Foals)
Associated with: Cassius
Comments: “Nothing too philosophical it's very Cassius core”
Love It Dissipates (Mother Mother)
Associated with: Brutus and Cassius
Comments: “After the fight in the tent scene. Almost a lullaby for codepending love. Yes you're everything to me, but you're also all the things that poison me. I'd be your anything, baby. The frame to your picture, the pain to your wound. I'd give my heart too to you”
Brutus (The Buttress)
Associated with: Brutus
Comments: “Uh. Trans Brutus??? (“What’s more wrong, that I too wish to be great or my mother wished she’d had a son?”) Also, great use of a Macbeth line.”
King Lear:
I’m Not That Guy (Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson)
Associated with: Edmund
Comments: “Idk man the. The vibes. Not all of it fits but that sure is him. Yeah.”
my tears ricochet (Taylor Swift)
Associated with: Cordelia
Comments: “hands down”
Comedies:
Twelfth Night:
Never Love an Anchor (The Crane Wives, Coyote Stories)
Associated with: Antonio and Sebastian
Comments: “Ocean theme! "Unrequited" love angst! I think this is the song that a modern Antonio would listen to on his way home from Sebastian's wedding. (And then Olivia hopefully realizes that she's actually in love with Viola and Seb and Antonio get their happily ever after a few months later)”
“HI DIANTHUS putting this here bc of your post! 10000/10 fully agree also ive seen people apply this song to multiple ships on tumblr when i was looking this song up which is great. amazing. let’s keep doing this! (which makes sense bc. anchor… ship…. hey i am normal.) also i am p sure someone has already submitted this here! hi!”
Community Gardens (The Scary Jokes, BURN PYGMALION!!! A Better Guide To Romance)
Associated with: Viola
Comments: “its giving make me a willow cabin at your gate TONS, also it's so cute and I feel like it's got the kind of edge that I just KNOW Viola has”
Cloud 9 (Beach Bunny)
Associated with: Viola
Comments: None
True Trans Soul Rebel (Against Me!, Transgender Dysphoria Blues)
Associated with: Viola
Comments: None
Much Ado About Nothing:
Hello, Goodbye (The Beatles, Greatest Hits)
Associated with: Benedick and Beatrice
Comments: “This is their entire relationship.”
Champagne (Machinery of the Human Heart)
Associated with: Benedick and Beatrice
Comments: “Song is about being in love and hating it hating love and that you love and ooough”
Sweet Talk (Saint Motel)
Associated with: Benedick and Beatrice
Comments: “THE benedick Beatrice song”
She Wants Me (To Be Loved) (The Happy Fits)
Associated with: Benedick
Comments: “After he is tricked into believing that Beatrice loves him. Sue me.”
I Want You To Want Me (Letters to Cleo, 10 Things I Hate About You)
Associated with: Benedick and Beatrice
Comments: “This song is playful and teasing and both Benedick and Beatrice definitely DO want the other person to want them. It just feels right man”
Barracuda (Glee cover)
Associated with: The whole show
Comments: “It just fits lol”
say no to drugs (lovelytheband, if we’re being honest)
Associated with: Benedick
Comments: “I see the song as being from Benedick's perspective. He is lamenting how people always taught him the things to watch out for, but never warned him about falling in love, which I think fits his actual arc in the play where he unexpectedly falls in love and finds it "strange.”
Over You (HOLYCHILD, The Theatrical Death of Julie Delicious)
Associated with: Beatrice, Benedick, and Hero
Comments: “This song to me, is so like Beatrice talking about herself "I'm a bitch, modern witch, student in the failure of love" and then about Hero "if it's done, he's not the one" and then Benedick "do you know what your love meant to me" (because I think it's implied that Beatrice and Benedick were together briefly before the events of the play). "I'm so hopeless and over you, want you to know it too" is SO Beatrice talking about Benedick about their "merry war" of words.”
The Taming of the Shrew:
Tongues and Teeth (The Crane Wives, The Fool in Her Wedding Gown)
Associated with: Katherina
Comments: “I mean cmon. cmon. cmon. cmon.”
Measure for Measure:
Ribs (The Crane Wives, Foxlore)
Associated with: Isabella and Juliet
Comments: “Fuck men sometimes, man...”
A Midsummer Night’s Dream:
Rude (MAGIC!, Don’t Kill The Magic)
Associated with: The whole show
Comments: None
Trolius and Cressida:
Achilles (Dhimira)
Associated with: Achilles and Patroclus
Comments: “Well the song is named after Achilles and I think it's already about Achilles and Patroclus without me analyzing it, but basically it's about Patroclus' death, and about how Patroclus and Achilles will follow each other anywhere.”
HYACINTHUS (Aidoneus)
Associated with: Achilles and Patroclus
Comments: “This song is supposed to be about Apollo and Hyacinthus, but I feel like it applies to Achilles and Patroclus too. "See how flowers grow beneath where your head once lay... they are crying for you still". Essentially, Achilles mourning Patroclus' death towards the end of the play.”
Histories:
Henry VI:
The Night We Met (Lord Huron)
Associated with: Margaret of Anjou and Henry VI
Comments: “— but not really as it doesn’t fit their Shakespearean characterisation at all! It’s a Margaret who really actually loved Henry panicking after everything begins to go to shit in the early 1450s :)”
Henry IV (Parts 1 and 2):
Down the River (The Crane Wives, Foxlore)
Associated with: Prince Hal, Henry IV, Falstaff
Comments: “this sounds like a Henry IV lecture to Hal in song form (also, Falstaff at the end of part 2???)”
Romances:
The Tempest:
Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)
Associated with: Miranda
Comments: “sighs. Look it's just the vibes. It's like if Miranda was a fish lady.”
Lost! (The Lightning Thief)
Associated with: The Tempest Act 2, Scene 1
Comments: “Group of dumbass men who have no idea what's going on and at least half of them qualify for every national parks discount”
Other:
Comedy, Tragedy, History (Akala, Freedom Lasso)
Associated with: The entire Shakespearean canon
Comments: “It’s a song that’s trying very hard to name every shakespeare play and it does a pretty good job at it”
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