#Rio

[rennebright]

Untitled by はんげつ15 [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Agatha at school with Nicky waiting to go in

Some woman: Oh he’s so cute

Agatha: Thanks he definitely got some of his looks from me

Woman: And obviously some from his dad

Agatha: His what?

Woman: His dad? I assume you two are together by your wedding ring?

Agatha: Oh god no! I would never marry a man, I have a wonderful (if crazy) wife, the two of us are Nicky’s parents

Woman: Oh that’s wonderful! Using a donor then

Agatha leaning down to Nicky: Sweetheart why don’t you go and find your friends okay? I’ll take you inside in a minute *Nicky agrees and runs off*

Agatha: Okay listen you seem slightly less annoying than the other women so I won’t shout at you but my wife, Rio is the “dad” in this situation, she got me pregnant and there was absolutely no man involved, just some lingerie, a strap on and a knife

Woman:…a knife?

Agatha: Anyway hon it was lovely to meet you! *walks away to her arriving wife*

Rio: What did you say to that poor woman?

Agatha: She accused me of sleeping with a man to have Nicky, I had to set her straight, unlike me

Rio sighing: Baby you know the principal said you’ve gotta stop telling the parents about how we had Nicky, they’re very progressive but even the school has its limits

Agatha: I’ll stop when these people stop assuming the worst of me

Rio: it’s a good thing I love you so much

Agatha: I’m the only one you’ve ever loved

Rio: Don’t I know it

[she1smyscar]

[wgm-beautiful-world]

C h i c a g o

[zanukavat]

WIP featuring blotch of color that vaguely resembles singed

[liliapleasesteponme]

What the coven get eachother for christmas :

Jen :

Gives lilia a fancy skincare package

Makes alice a homemade necklace with both their initials on it.

Gives billy dark nail polish

Buys agatha a coffee shop giftcard (she didn't want to get agatha anything but rio threatened her)

Gives rio flowery perfume

Agatha :

Gives rio a skull wearing a flower crown

Buys alice black and red striped hand warmers

Gives lilia agate crystals (for grounding)

Buys billy fairy lights for his room

Gives jen bath salts

Alice :

Buys billy movie posters

Gives lilia a pretty notebook

Makes rio a playlist

Gives jen gold heart earrings

Buys agatha a moon shaped nightlight (i hc that agatha is secretly afraid of the dark)

Rio :

Gets agatha a custom purple dagger

Made out with lilia and called it her gift

Doesn't get anything for the rest of the coven

Lilia :

Gives jen scented candles

Makes a blanket for billy

Buys rio a pot plant

Makes alice a red fluffy jumper

Buys agatha a crime-fiction novel

Billy/teen :

Buys agatha a bunny keychain

Gives alice cool badges

Also buys rio a pot plant

Gives jen a photo album

Buys lilia hot chocolate mix

Bakes cookies for everyone

Note - personally i dont celebrate christmas so idk alot about it

[bestwitchsam]

This scene giving that meme

#agathaallalong

[imstarkjr]

There's no heterosexual explanation for this

[ecoharbor]

📍Aareschlucht, Canton Bern, Switzerland 🇨🇭

[beyhr]

watched rio

[holyblanchett]

I used to pray for times like this

[rennebright]

リオ by ポハロ/Poharo [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[velkkan]

調月リオ by レンゲ/ 𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓮

[she1smyscar]

The "I'm covered in nipples" line is even funnier when you realize that Lady Death could possibly make nipples grow all over herself with a snap of her finger and she most definitely would have done so if ANY of the coven said they wanted to see and she would have reveled in their horror 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[74rain]