#will think on that

[incomingalbatross]

If the protags of your current WIP (Strawhats I believe!) Could spend a day anywhere with anyone, what would they pick?

Hello! Thanks for the ask!

So... Since I'm bouncing between One Piece WIPs right now, I think you're getting headcanons for all the Strawhats. :P And... Listen. Not to get sappy, but my first instinct was that if they could be anywhere, this crew would choose to stay exactly where they are. They're already where they want to be.

However! If they could choose to be teleported anywhere for a day and then come home, consequence-free -- or to bring people to them -- some of them would take the chance. Let's see

Luffy: would probably make up a bunch of places he wanted to go, like "City of Meat," and then end up staying on the ship. Anywhere he really wants to see is someplace he wants to reach under his own power. BUT... he would also invoke the "with anyone" clause as a chance to throw the Ultimate Party aboard the Sunny.

Zoro: ...might choose to visit his hometown? Might stay home and take a nap. Alternatively, he checks his hit list of "people who have been mean to my crew and I haven't gotten to fight yet," and chooses to spend the day with one or more of them.

Nami: comes up with a list of legendary treasure sites and then chooses a day in her hometown. Gets to hang out and catch up. <3

Usopp: would either visit home or bring Kaya and the Usopp Pirates on a (safe!) adventure with him for the day. I did also consider his dad, but I suspect initiating a meeting with him would be too stressful.

Sanji: is INSTANTLY jumping for a day back at the Baratie. He'd overthink it almost immediately, but too late now. Honestly, I think he could use a day at home.

Chopper: ...probably wants Doctorine to see the Sunny and hear about his studies. I think it's either that or medical research, and I can't think of a site he'd especially want to visit for the second one.

Robin: she is good right where she is, thank you.

Franky: would probably pick a day doing Science with Vegapunk. (The other choice is Water 7 and I think that'd be painful for him, at least as a flying visit.)

Brook: would go somewhere important in the West Blue, to set up a memorial to his first crew :( (and try to check if his captain ever made it back).

Jinbei: I still don't know this man very well. I think he would probably stay on the ship.

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[foolfortune]

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[emilnikos]

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[eliotlime]

guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')