#will i be scaring the hoes
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no i lied i am going to rant because it's only tangentially-related to the essay and i can't let myself go on tangents there. but i can link this post into it. win-win.
Last Light is not a murder mystery. It has the aesthetic of a murder mystery, but it is not a murder mystery. Why? Because there's no mystery. Not for the readers, which is really what matters. We know by the first few chapters who the killer is and what her motive is. The façade of a murder mystery is blown at that point, because there's nothing for the audience to figure out.
However, it gets weird because the main character...is still (technically) in a murder mystery. She's supposed to be, anyway. She doesn't know what we know. This format can work, dramatic irony is cool and the audience seeing behind the curtain before the sleuth does is a lot of fun...as long as the person crafting the story puts in the work to make sure all the internal logic is still functioning. Denning does not do this. The individual components of a murder mystery are still there, we still have the veneer of the genre, but the sleuth isn't actively solving anything or putting pieces together in a meaningful way.
The whole reason I'm so bothered by Mark being a suspect is that it's a classic red-herring...but for who? Not for the audience, we don't need a red herring, we already know who the killer is. So he's supposed to serve as a red herring for Veta...only there's no logical reason for her to cling to this so hard. He goes from being barely mentioned to being her top suspect at the drop of a hat. Well, the drop of a boulder, really. Because she only starts to suspect the Gammas could be capable of the kind of violence inflicted on the victims once she witnesses Olivia going Hulk Smash(tm).
...but then why Mark specifically? He wasn't the one who raged out. In fact, he never gets brutally violent at all during this novel, even when he's fully off his smoothers and fucking around on his own in the caves. All his kills are clean and precise and well-planned, absolutely nothing like the other murders.
Denning wants us to buy into this so desperately without having any actual, textual support for why Veta herself would believe this. The internal logic isn't there. We don't have anything to connect the final dot from "brutality" -> "enhanced strength" -> "spartans" -> "gamma company enhancements" -> ??? -> "Mark". Why not Ash? Why not Olivia, the one we (and Veta) actually witnessed beating a Sentinel into scrap metal with her bare hands?
All Mark does is make vaguely sinister remarks and remain standoffish. That's it. That's not evidence. That's the author wanting to reinforce a paper-thin plot complication because otherwise this book would be 200 pages shorter than it is.
There's not really any procedure involved for gathering evidence, either. Information drops conveniently into Veta's lap because every other character can't keep their fucking mouth shut. She doesn't have to work for any of it. Hey Denning, if you're gonna write a detective, for the love of god, she better do some fucking detecting. We see attempts at this. But in every conversation where she attempts to """trick""" someone into divulging something, they just talk in circles for a couple lines and then *poof* suddenly they're giving up classified secrets. There's not actually any clever dialogue or process of breaking them down, just the (very poor) illusion of it.
Anyway, now I'm losing the plot. Last Light is just sci-fi action with a whisper of intrigue (and I'm using that word so loosely), dressed up like a murder mystery. Denning can't write smart characters and I feel myself getting dumber the more I try to make sense of it.
#really debating maintagging this one#will i be scaring the hoes#guess we'll find out#halo#halo books#essay reference tag#it's a fun book if you put the same amount of thought into it that denning did#which is to say: none whatsoever#i'm being so salty and i apologize#character analysis hell tag
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Amity was... Odd
It always was even before the Fenton Portal, just more subtle, cold spots, newer electronics not working properly, older picking up things that weren't always there, things at the periphery that you can't see when you turn, shadows too dark, lights too dim.
Lake Eerie was named that for a reason. they knew to never swim alone, or at night without lights.
Then the portal happened and those who didn't adapt left. then the invasion and they thought they are going to just go back to new normal and...
The town refused to leave. Not the people the town itself, turned out Amity had a city spirit and she liked it in the Zone so they adapted, 'parkers always adapted if they didn't they left, this side of the veil or the other.
They managed to coax Amity to return and continued living, a little to the left, teeth a little too sharp, eyes a little too intense, hearing a little too good, but they adapted. They found out more ghost culture in the zone, some learned to fight, some decided not to. They weren't bothered by property damage anymore, the buildings would pull themselves back together and they would help.
Amity was always Odd it just wasn't subtle anymore.
#danny phantom#amity park#liminal amity park#Amity park returns to the zone for a few days/weeks at a time every year they build a new portal out of city boundaries for that#dpxdc#optional#feel free to use#i love this#ghosts bond by fighting#amity is it's own ecosystem now#it's normal to see people fighting(with weapons) on the street and then go on a date right after#ghosts are citizens too whether government likes it or not#Paulina WILL stab.#good fenton parents#they WERE scaring the hoes with cultural questions
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my brother made the mistake of asking me what i do for fun in my free time today and by the time i finished explaining to him that my main hobby is learning everything i can about death and associated practices and beliefs and that i'm happiest when surrounded by death and decay he was looking at me like this
#🐉#i could see him mentally deciding never to invite me to an event where he wants to make a good impression#in case my thanatological swag scares the hoes
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Sora, Kairi, Aqua, Ventus, Mickey fucking Mouse:
#kingdom hearts#kh#sora#aqua#ventus#kairi#to riku and terra and vanitas#stop scaring the hoes bro#someone record in mickeys voice i beg
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Animation practice of the green thing
#dhmis#dhmis fanart#fanart#dhmis tv show#dhmis art#art#animation#duck dhmis#dhmis duck guy#donthugmeimscared#dont hug me im scared#i need to post more here ive missed it so much 😭#the first frame is just some doodles i did of him to firgure out how to draw him again#after all these years im still trying to figure out hoe to draw the 3 guys#someday ill have an artstyle that will stick ❤️
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yeah I don't know
#mazovian yaoi#steban the student communist#echo maker#julia dobreva#jean abadanaiz#kras mazov#ignus nilsen#thats not the moment Jean and Julia die btw i just wanted to include the palm trees so they are more recognisable dfghjkdfghf#stebanuli is yuri. to me#i blame the absence of canon mazovian yuri on nilsen. stop with the misogyny you are scaring the mazovian hoes#revolutionary lovers
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Common crow and white dove. Two children of God.
#digital art#crow#dove#nervous about religous inagery scaring the hoes#i saw some photos of a crow attacking one of the pope's doves and that was probably the closest i got to divine inspiration
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😀😀 mon roi svp 😀😀 oui oui vos crocs la 😃😃😃
#my liege ur scaring the hoes#more Fashion week till I gotta release my hxhbb illustration#where to put ur hand#pouf is fuming because Komugi is stepping on his winged territory#hunter x hunter#hxh#chimera ants#Komugi#meruem#menthuthuyoupi#craig green#cheney chan#Hermès
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#Tekken#Tekken 8#Lars Alexandersson#Jin Kazama#Canonically its the opposite#''Bro you need to let the darkness consume you. The hoes are scared.''#I suppose Eliza Mention.
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#arknights#shennong#shu#doodle#blood#tagging the blood just to be sure#i am suffering in levels unknown to mankind#they cant just give me inmortal dragon and not expect me to think of an AU where she meets Shennong like that#“ah yes. Me; the local farmer; and her mountain sized dragon god girlfriend”#Shennong tries to heal dragon Shu the same way she heals a random ass river heron#im convinced if a giant monster attacked Shennong she'd just pick up a hoe and smack it in the head like “dont step on my crops mf”#(while scared as fuck of course but she does it anyways JSDFKJDSFS#huge fan of the fucking “ill turn you into dust” “damn ok u wanna kiss me so badly lmao” dynamic SOBBBB#i have so much to yap about#and so little character limit NJKSDNFJSDJKS
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Genuinely so obsessed with people complaining how toxic the ACOTAR fandom is while screenshotting posts that have nothing to do with them so they can talk shit without having to hear a rebuttal from that blog.
If you want to talk shit that bad, don't be a coward- respond directly to the post you have no business being on.
#Wish people would start asking: am i the problem?#you guys are scaring the hoes first of all#do you know how many new people see yall and are too scared to interact with you?#because you look and sound MEAN#impossible to curate an experience in which i dont have to see those things in the elucien tag because you all tag it pro elucien#and then youre in MY ask box whining your fave bloggers have you blocked
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soap
#anytime i see a pic of soap i just think of that ‘somebody get him colored contacts please’ meme#also the audio on this cracks me up so bad#like that’s my baby saying odd shit and scaring the hoes <3#cod#soap
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Mama a Kingpin behind YOU 💜🙏
drawing itty bitty sketches of matthew… need to do some studies on frank castles face in the show cuz hes so gorjus but i cant draw him right just yet
#honkygaydraws#matt murdock#matthew murdock#daredevil#the punisher#frank castle#matt murdock fanart#mama a girl behind you#i like his little devilish smile… show more teeth pookie#matthew stop smiling youre scaring the hoes#- foggy probably#i just love how much teeth he shows in his ‘devil smile’
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marik please u cant be posting shit like this your sister’s a diplomat
#yugioh#ygo#marik ishtar#my art#yugioh fanart#dressing ygo characters from my closet pt 3#why do YOU own this u might ask#it’s so I can scare all the hoes#obviously#next question
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Can I say something terrible. Can I tell you my vision of one sided pre-flashpoint Jayroy. Imagine Roy Harper at his DILFiest. Who wouldn’t be all over that?It’s post-Mia situation so Roy doesn’t trust Jason and thinks he’s a freak unfortunately this does not stop Jason from simping hard. He’s like 5 seconds away from calling him daddy. They’re forced to work together for convenient plot reasons. “We’ll be fine as long you behave yourself Hood” “you gonna spank me if I don’t? “🧍♂️” . He didn’t even mean to say that out loud. Oh it’s awful
#I think kind super competent Dilf Roy Harper who’s like 9 years older would activate every neuron in Jason’s daddy issue infested hind brain#to degree that would scare the hoes. I will not go into more detail than that. Lest I scare the hoes#Roy is just trying to survive the mission. Jason has been inflicted upon him like some sort of plague#Jason Todd#jayroy#this gets funnier if it’s an especially deranged characterization of pre-flashpoint Jason
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Doing yaoi research on asoiaf fandom rn it's actually kinda surprising to me that joffrey/robb isn't really a thing I feel like that's obvious toxic yaoi material...like not saying I ship it or anything but it feels like a no brainer...if this was a more yaoi oriented fandom I feel like it'd be a thing
#.txt#like dog/cat blonde/brunette (in the show) buff/twink dichotomy...basic yaoi right#also littlefinger/varys not being more popular is crazyyy that’s prime yaoi bait#peladophobia strikes again 😔#I've used ao3 more for seeing what kind of obscure fanfiction I can find then actually reading anything lol#I'll be like 'lol there's divine comedy yaoi that's funny' have a sensible chuckle then close the tab. i never actually read anything i fin#the amount of asoiaf yaoi gets almost cut in half when you exclude hotd btw lol#joffrey would be sooo yaoi coded if he wasn’t so annoying. like bitch ur scaring the hoes (fujoshis) by being unpleasant#I’m not saying I WANT him to be yaoified like look what happened to luke#I’m saying he looks like he would be#I swear I saw a yaoi protagonist that looked like him ages ago
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