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Yall wanna hear a kinda funny, kinda sad story about my grandmother and hetero-normativity?
Ok, so... when my grandmother was in her 50s (I was an infant), she met a woman at the Unitarian Church. And, as can happen when you meet your soul mate, this event made it impossible for her to deny parts of herself that she had fiercely hidden her whole life.
All the drama- their affair being found out, the divorce with my grandfather, the court battle over who got the house, happened while I was a baby. Even in my earliest memories, it's just Mama Jo and Oma, and my grandfather lived elsewhere (first his own apartment, then a nursing home, then with us.)
But here's the thing- no one ever explained any of this to me. No one ever sat down and was like "hey, Rosie, so do you know what a lesbian is?" It was the 90s. It was Texas. I think my mom was still kinda processing all this, and just assumed that like... I was gonna figure it out. Don't mention it, let it just be normal. Like I think my mom thought that if she explained the situation, she would be making it weird? I dunno.
But like. In the 90s, in all the movies I had seen and books I had read, do you know how many same sex couples I had seen? Like. 0. Do you know how many "platonic best friend/roommates" I had seen? A lot. I had no context, is what I'm saying.
I literally thought this was a Golden Girls, roommates, besties situation until I was like...I dunno, 11? 12?
It was actually their parrot, an African Grey named Spike, imitating my grandmothers voice saying "Johanna, honey, it's getting late", that triggered the MIND BLOWN moment as I realized that *there's only one master bedroom and it only has 1 waterbed* when all the pieces finally clicked.
Anyway. I think it's a real important thing for kids to know queer people exist, for a lot of reasons, but also because kids can be clueless and it's embarrassing to have your grandmother be outted by a parrot because everyone just thought you'd figure it out on your own.
Anyway, here is my grandma and her wife, my Oma, after they moved to Albuquerque to be artsy gay cowboys and live their best life. They helped run a "Lesbian Dude Ranch" out there (basically just with funding and financial support. As Oma has explained "traditionally, most lesbians don't have a lot of money" so they wrote the checks and let the younger ladies actually run the ranch.)
#this is the grandmother who passed away unexpectedly earlier this month#she was so cool yall#and so weird#they got married twice by the way once when Massachusetts legalized it and once when New Mexico did#they hiked the grand canyon together#they had a european river cruise planned for this fall#she was 89 and she wanted to see the whole world with her wife#and they were working on it#literally i thought they were roommates#and there was only one bed
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Lucifer, the OG Mr. Steal Yo Girl
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lilith#hazbin hotel lilith#hazbin eve#hazbin hotel eve#there’s no stopping me i’m on a roll baby 😂#wife so nice he stole them twice#rip Adam but he deserved it#meme#spongebob memes
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dumb dumb stupid shitpost
#artists on tumblr#digital art#procreate#transformers#shitpost#ratchet#optimus prime#megatron#megop#arcee#bulkhead#bumblebee#soundwave#animatic#drew this instead of my other projects 😭😭😭#fumbletron over here after fumbling her wife twice#took more crack- dark energon after the whole orion pax arc#look if i fumbled optimus i would also crash out.
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his majesty gets (takes) a lil kissy kiss
(that anon was right, i do need to draw reader kissing these guys more)
#bad end wukong#twice as bad au#click for quality cause mobile is stupid#made an alt to the macaque one thanks to that anon who rightfully pointed out that reader hasn’t been giving her hubbys many smooches#man’s just got outta a big battle victorious and wants his wife to congratulate him#he’s only a lil messy it’s fine
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Jihyo for Ami Fall-Winter 2024
#thank you french admaker for the romantic visuals of my wife#park jihyo#twice#jihyo#dailytwice#femaleidols#femaleidol#twicecreations#fortwice#useranusia#usersanayeon#userdahyun#useratz#ceeblr#tuserflora#niniblr#usercherry#userines#ggnet#idolady
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nayeon ♡ 241215
#twice#nayeon#im nayeon#twiceedit#dailytwice#femaleidol#femaleidolsedit#idolady#ggnet#kgoddesses#femadolsedit#vivigifs.#hennatual#useroro#ninqztual#eritual#kit.track#higabi#hibiebear#useranusia#korimilook#sophiesee#ninitual#MY WIFE
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NAYEON The Feels | 4th World Tour in Seoul
#002#nayeon#im nayeon#twice#dailytwice#ggnet#femaleidol#femaleidolsedit#idolady#kgoddesses#useroro#eritual#userdahyun#niniblr#heyteo#mg:twice#m:nayeon#*500#*1k#god it's me asking again for a wife#flashing tw
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lesbian wizard divorce is like normal divorce but worse
[image description: a reference image for an original character named mona chrome, a tall older dark-skinned goth woman with messy black hair, a goatee, gothic black and white makeup, a long black gown, and a tall black staff. next to him are blurbs that say that his pronouns are she/he, and the following: "a powerful wizard of darkness and ex-wife of roy g. biv. call her a witch and he will blast you." below that is a drawing of her without her makeup and wig, where her hair is much shorter. end id]
#ive been futzing w this design for months#still not 100% on it but i will survive#anyways you guys rember my funney rainbow wizard lady. well this is her ex-wife#hes literally like. twice her size#one of these days i need to make like. a character ref template so mine dont look so Bobo#doc talks#my art#my characters#need to talk about my funney lil wizard world more often
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discussion: would gale accept only getting a few decades with his partner because he’s a squishy human OR would he go the lich route a la barry bluejeans
#ramble#bg3#gale dekarios#today i realised that gale would only get 40-60 years with cyra and she’d have centuries without him and i got sad#i’m v curious what everyone else thinks???#bc on one hand he was very willing to just explode but that was probably a guilt thing?#but also i feel like. he wants to do more stuff#maybe i’m just not over barold j. bluejeans turning himself into the essence of his magic to be with his elf wife forever idk#if i had a nickel for every time i became deranged over a human wizard with a rabid elf wife with red hair#i’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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Momo - Amazon Music Live
#twice#hirai momo#twicecreations#dailytwice#userbexrex#korimilook#lookwwill#ninqztual#cheytermelon#useranusia#hicosmo#vacantlook#albalook#eritual#usermairin#useregoistshye#gifs#flashing tw#rhi’s creations#100 notes#everyone please look away when u rb my wife 🙏🏻
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#wife#twice#momo#femaleidol#femaleidolsedit#femadolsedit#kgoddesses#ggnet#idolady#ultkpopnetwork#kpopggedit#kpopedit#userzaynab#usershri#danablr#userdahyun#theninthgirl#usersanayeon#mine
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#sdv#sdv pierre#sdv morris#sdv art#sdv fanart#stardew#stardew fanart#stardew valley#sdv porris#id like to think that despite having a wife pierre is absolutely awkward with his smooches#bro has no rizz at all#fumbling that bag twice#artists on tumblr
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Buffy Meme: [1/1 Slayer] Buffy Summers
"I walk, I talk, I shop, I sneeze, I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones."
#my wife <33#happy wife (shes never happy) happy life (she died twice)#*buffymeme#mygif#buffy summers#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#sarah michelle gellar
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y'all ever think abt how it was julie having the affair and it is even said multiple times that she was the one who left him, yet wilson was still the one who left their home and moved in with house. like. he couldn't bear to stay in their home alone. he immediately ran to house and stayed on his couch for weeks. suffered through his pranks and his laziness and his manipulation. telling him he wants him gone while sabotaging his attempts to leave. and he only left once he got a girlfriend again.
#chyanne speaks#house md#hilson#hate crimes md#gregory house#james wilson#i think his inability to be alone is such an interesting quality of his that isnt touched on enough#like yes we all haha at his long string of unsuccessful relationships but we dont talk abt it all stemming from his inability to be alone#his first wife leaves him and then he remarried quickly#he cheats on the second wife and remarries quickly#the third wife cheats on him and leaves him and he immediately moves in with house#and then starts dating a patient and immediately moves in with her#but!!! then he moves into the hotel and is alone for like almost a year! and honestly he NEEDED IT#bc GROWTH happened in that year and he meets someone who doesn't fit his M.O. who breaks away from the mold#although he does immediately move in with her too but still. amber was different. she was the step in the right direction#and then she dies.#and then wilson throws himself into the left field. everything needs to change. he's spent so long fearing being alone.#so he tries to leave so he is completely and totally alone without house to fall back on#but house needs him. he needs him too much. they need each other too much.#and he falls back to house again. and he's content that way. he's always the most content when he's with house. always feels the least alone#and then sam comes back into his life and ruins e v e r y t h i n g#he falls right back onto those old patterns. kicks house out and moves her in. and then what happens??? of course??? she leaves him. again.#and then he's alone again and it hurts. he gets a cat that we only hear about twice and then never gets brought up again#but wilson has his kitty. he has house. he's not alone. he can be content.#and then house fucks everything up. he goes to prison. wilson is alone again.#im honestly SHOCKED that wilson didnt remarry in that year they were apart but he was rly trying to change!#he was working on himself and trying to make changed he thought would be good for him#and then house comes back. and house won't LET wilson be alone. he wont leave him alone.#and it's exactly what wilson has been yearning for since the day he drove that car into cuddys house#and in the end. as long as he had house that was all that mattered. as long as he had house he wasn't alone.
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#kirby#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#I got to go to a fancy light maze event with my wife and our partner :)#it was very fun and pretty#she's gotta go back to her job out of state tomorrow tho :(#altho she says she might be home a year earlier than expected if she can fast track into a position back here which would be nice!#idk if I've mentioned it before but she and I had only been together for 2 months when I left for 4 months of military training#so I was gone for twice as long as I'd been with her beforehand#but we'd been together over 8 years when she left for this 4 year position#and that's only half again instead of double.#(plus I can still text her and and visit and stuff while in the military I could only write letters)
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What about eating your own beanie, Mr Clown.
EAT YOUR OWN BEANIE
#akai: hey ex-love-of-my-life that i dumped for the woman i was honeypotting and i caught feelings for - you got a crush on this kid? lmao#/ akai 3h later: ooooh.#i'm not even including anything from Wizard of the Ripples because akai remembers NONE OF IT#(love it. love how shinichi-conan's brain managed to charm him twice at different times of their lives)#the Audacity of poking fun at jodie when the whole arc will be the two silver bullets forming that secret long-lasting alliance...#james wasn't even supposed to know!!#anyway things i'll never get over: conan seeking akai out & really meaning to work with him AS SOON as he heard about his ties with akemi#akai dissing everyone (his coworkers his boss his ex his 'wife') to throw compliments at this kid#scarlet return debrief: conan's little BRITISH TIE??? hands in pockets??? he's so proud to have managed to pull this off/to get praised#and akai's casual amusement at being ordered around by this kid-teenager who takes him for granted (and is right about it) (UNTIL HE ISN'T#BECAUSE WOOPS AKAI IS NOW MAKING PLANS WITH THE PARENTS NOWADAYS)#dcmk#conan edogawa#shuuichi akai#silver bullets#long post/#six-year-old shinichi called him a clown on sight at the beach and was RIGHT#akai: he's like the little sibling i never had! / shuukichi: / masumi:#(joke because all in all his relationship with shuukichi is kinda great?? for shuuichi's standards#masumi however... in his own very special distant meanie way he cares but wow.)
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