#whyyyyyy does it have to end

[theimprobableone42]

Just spent the entire hour and sixteen minutes of the Ted Lasso finale balling my eyes out.

[touchlikethesun]

omg haha that’s so funny like that’s actually so fucking funny thank you so much for saying this like i love hearing stuff like that it just makes me feel so fucking good about myself 🙃

[starlight-bread-blog]

Zutara Ship Baiting Moments

Before I start listing off the scenes I need to explain this: The scenes are coded as romantic, they're not explicitly romantic. I'm not saying Zuko and Katara were canonically in love with each other, I'm saying some scenes ended up tropy with romantic undertones.

THE WATERBENDING SCROLL:

"I'll save you from the pirates".

Yeah he's threatening her, but what is this line? Why did he grab her hands while saying that? Why did he get so close to her, even after she was tied? Why wrapping his hand around her? All of this is extra work to the animators. He could have just dangled it in front of her, but instead we got a typical enemies to lovers moment.

THE SIEGE OF THE NORTH PART 1:

(1th) "Well, aren't you a big girl now".

(2th) "You rise with the moon, I rise with the sun".

Once again he says these lines, that are completely unnecessary, shippy, enemies to lovers. Why? What is it doing here?

THE CROSSROADS OF DESTINY:

The soft yet exciting music, the shinning crystals, Katara's hand on Zuko's thumb, all speak for themselves. Katara absolutly didn't have to touch Zuko's face like this, they get interrupted. And when she heals she puts the water on the spot, so I'd make sense if they got interrupted. But they didn't, and she didn't even took out the water. Then it won't be shippy.

THE SOUTHERN RAIDERS:

This is a perfect example of the "Suggestive Collision" trope. An actual romance trope. And then, of course, the "Please Get Off Me" trope. They're used to create romantic tension. Whyyyyyy?

EMBER ISLAND PLAYERS:

Aang is about to sit next to Katara, and then Zuko steals his seat. Katara notices, tucks her hair behind her hair and gives Zuko a glance. Why do that? Why do something that really looks like it's foreshadowing a love triangle? Why do that when it goes by so fast and does nothing? Why animating this? Why writing this?

SOZIN'S COMET PART 2:

"She's not my girlfriend"!

Another typical romance trope, the "She Is Not My Girlfriend". Used for romantic leads/ eventual romantic leads.

SOZIN'S COMET PART 4:

What else can I say about this scene? It's very obviously ship baiting. But if you don't think it is, here's a video taken from here with Sokka inserted there. What a beautiful comclusion to a beautiful relationship.

[oklotea]

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Help me, my dear friend!

Sooooooo

Because these two have literally been occupying my mind the moment I found out about simonne's existence, I decided to draw them!!!!!!! As one does.

These two together, specifically Simonne, ARE SO UNDERAPPRECIATED

AGHJJHH I WISH WE KNEW MORE ABOUT HER AND MARAT'S LIFE TOGETHER

Well. We know quite a handful of information about them but IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR ME

Whyyyyyy aren't there more people talking about simonne. She is so awesome. She's extremely politically active, attending the cordeliers club even after marat died, literally funding the publication of his newspapers that would change the hypothetical political tides of France during the revolution and cause big changes for the better, HER DEDICATION TO MARAT IN GENERAL, TO THE POINT OF PROTECTING MARAT'S LIFE FROM LAFAYETTE'S AGENTS MULTIPLE TIMES OVER THE COURSE OF TIME THEY KNEW EACH OTHER, because she truly saw something in him that most people, even to this day, don't see. They understood each other, and not a lot of people can say they understand marat. How she stood by him, even when his chronic illness got worse, and more people were out to get him, their entire relationship is just..... It's just so special to me.

I kind of hate myself more and more by the day because of my chronic illness, aaaand I feel like I'm not worth any dedication from anyone. Because. I feel like i'm just too much to deal with. Too much to take care of. My back pains, constant low energy, and just!!!!!! Never as good as I could be!!!! Aaaahhhh!!!!!! Hahahaha

But the existence of these two. Like. It might sound silly but I feel hopeful knowing they existed. That despite everything horrible that was sent towards marat, despite his illness becoming worse and worse... He was going to be okay at the end, because he had simonne, who was never going to give up on him!!!! Because he was worth the hard work!!!!! And she loved him!!!!!! And he loved her!!!!!! And I won't ever allow anyone to forget them!!!!!! You hear me?!??? Now who wants to be my simonne?!?!!!!?!

[missamyrisa2]

I'm sooo obsessed with how everyone does the 3x tickle tease ~ because it's always sooo different, like even five people will say tickle tickle tickle a different way. Sometimes it's very bullying like tickle, tickle, tickle you punk~~

Other times it's overly sweet teasy like tickle tickle tiiiiiickle~ with that little lift at the end~

or maybe they say it almost monotone and repeatedly, like narratively tickle tickle tickle... Tickle tickle tickle ~

And then there's the seductive sensual tiiiickle~~ tickle tickle!

It might be said because they giggled so sweet or it might be said to coax out their giggles~

Anddddd one of my favorites rarely seen, the conversational tickle back, where the ticklee protests and the tickler says tickle tickle tickle with the intonation of actual conversation~

That's not even getting to the variety of the ~other~ magic words. Ohh yes I'm going thereee~~ it might be coochie coochie coo, or kitchy kitchy koo~ or goochie goochie goo, gitchy gitchy goo (mmmh!) ~ and sometimes it's something original and not even words just like vocables in that same 3x format ~ once I took a widda widda woo as my armpits were being teased and that unique take destroyyyyedddd meee ~

It's likeeee whyyyy does everyone say it different? Why is it usually 3 times? I just want to like hire a massive focus group to tickle people and observe what they say~ or don't say!

Because it's sooo fascinating to me that some people always use it and some people never ever do, and for some it's like only certain circumstances. Like there's a Japanese lady tickler I love and in certain videos she's like a nonstop tease box of that particular onomatopoeia sound (not kocho kocho kocho)~ and in other videos she's completely silent~

but most of alllllll whyyyyyy do these words and that ~tone~ have such power over us?~~

Anyway while trying to find that onomatopoeia I found this thread which is one of those rare threads that both educates and meltsssss~

[lostinthewoodsomewhere]

It’s an honor to add to The Club lore, I’m doing my part 🫡 and yeah I do have a theory about Zane and Jesse!! I hope it’s alright to share lol

I think Jesse DID try to help Alan, but she ended up reaching Zane instead. He double crossed Alan with Scratch, it would not surprise me if he also tried to steal the helping hand Jesse would extend to Alan in order to get out of the Dark Place, maybe going as far as impersonating Alan to gain Jesse’s trust. Like maybe there IS some history between Zane and Jesse. He said they’re onto them. Maybe Jesse saw through the rouse and that’s why he’s scared? Or maybe he just said that to scare Alan. He gets on his knees and tries to hide like he doesn’t want Jesse to see there’s two of them, and he tells Alan to not tell anyone he was there with him. Whyyyyyy?? I’m assuming that at that point he hadn’t met Darling yet, so maybe he thought he was with Jesse. But once he saw Darling was ALSO stuck in the Dark Place, he realized he wasn’t in on the loop (pun intended) about Alan and that’s why he decided to manipulate/recruit him. Especially knowing he was part of the FBC, who obviously know more than most people about the Dark Place. That’s where my theory ends, idk how plausible it is, but it’s fun to speculate 😁

Hell yeah, it makes me so unbelievably happy when people engage with my silly Au's!!! Like, the club has exactly no basis in cannon, so it's so lovely that people want to engage with the random thoughts I have!!!

And of course, I'm always up for hearing any headcannons, especially any about Jesse and Zane!!!!

This idea is sooooooooooo goooooooood!!!!!! Good lord, I adore the idea of Zane pretending to be Alan to get help, just thinking of how pissed Jesse would be when she finally figured it out, just, ahhhhhhh!!!!! I could also imagine him communicating as himself, pretending he's trying to help Jesse get Alan out, but is absolutely planning on double crossing him, mabye even pretending to be him when he gets out, with Darling helping him!!!!! Love the idea of him recruiting Darling and just not telling him he's on the run from the Bureau he works for!!!!

Also just, Zane and Jesse talking, forming a friendship, only for Zane to betray her... 🥲 that's some good stuff right there...

(one of my personal headcannons is that Zane does know Darling when he appears on the tv, because him and Darling are exes cause Zane betrayed him, and now Zane is scared Darlings coming after him with his scary new boss 🤭)

Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts with me, ahhhhhh it's given me so much to think about!!! And yeah, I expect all my feelings on Jesse and Zane to be completely destroyed by cannon, but I adore playing in the space with them, they bring me such joy!!!!

[oplishin]

what are your thoughts on patho 2 re race

i don't think you were looking for such a long response but uhhh you're getting one!!!!! smarter people have discussed this better, but i have a lot of feelings.

the good:

the broad strokes of artemy's relationship to his race: everytime i have replayed p2, i find myself surprised by how much artemy's angst resonates with me. he can fit into the broader, white culture of the Town, but that acceptance is always conditional. his friends have this "you're not like them" attitude, or they're just outright racist to him. they hate his people but like him. He's also not accepted by the Kin- he's spent too much time both in the Town and outside of it. the way elders in the community chide him is too real, haha. artemy discovering that the cultural practices he ran away from in his youth actually really, really matter to his identity is a feeling i find uhhh really relatable!!! this aspect of p2 just rings really emotionally true.

i like the way (some of) the racism is written: vlad jr is obsessed with learning about the culture of the Kin, he's even gained some trust with them, but wow, he does not give a shit about them when it comes down to it. they're an object of study to him, artifacts to collect, not actually people. andrey takes the cultural art of twyre tinctures and uses it to make a profit and to get really high. he keeps a dancing herb bride in his bar as entertainment. rubin's deal feels similar, he's learning kin traditions because of his weird weird relationship with isidor, but he hates the people. i like that foreman oyun sells out his culture, and that he hates himself so much for it.

okay. it's only downhill from here.

the bad. there's a lot:

the endings

i think the endings are cynical to the point of being unnuanced and un-interesting. the tragic mulatto trope played as straight as possible to a comically extreme degree. either almost every NPC you've met dies, or you destroy the remnants of your indigenous culture. it's just. i don't know. it wouldn't be very pathologic for this to have an actual magical solution- there isn't a magical solution in real life, the status quo just churns onward, and indigenous bodies and lives are discounted. i don't know. i don't know!

i hate that the game presents the diurnal ending as better than the nocturnal one. this is the part where my faulty memory is troublesome- i may be getting the way the fandom treats the endings mixed up with the way the game does. sorry if that's the case! the diurnal ending is bright, the town you've spent so much time saving is safe at last, all your children and friends are rebuilding their lives in interesting ways that you get to take part in. but it's fucking disgusting! the bodies and lives and culture of indigenous people are utterly discounted. this includes artemy, who's doomed to forever try to fit into white society, to never be able to pass on his cultural traditions, who just has to let himself die. the only person who mourns is a dying Aspity, who was one of the last people to carry on and teach tradition anyways. it's terrible.

i,, honestly do not remember much of the nocturnal ending, and a lot of went over my head when i played it. the majority of people read the nocturnal ending as "the bad ending"- all your friends die. and even though they're all super racist, you care about them, probably.

whyyyyyy are the indigenous characters written Like That????

it is fucking embarrassing that 26/29 of the Bound are white. i cannot believe this did not change with 14 years of hindsight post p1. well, the game did add nara, and she deserves her own paragraph!!!! wow, lucky her!!!!!!!!! the kin are so fucking underrepresented within the major characters. the white characters are given complex, differing perspectives about the nature of government, spirituality, morality and guilt. pathologic 2 writes the Kin as a mystical, esoteric hivemind. the non-diversity in the perspectives within the Kin was always something that bothered me, even when I was 15. They do not feel like a real, breathing living group of people. minority groups are not monoliths. i think the game wants to represent them as a collectivist culture, but is too racist to know that people within collectivist cultures uhhh have opinions about things.

p2's racism is just slightly more subtle than p1's, to the point where my stupid fucking 15 year old self didn't pick up on it as much. but god, it also asks the incredible question "what if racist stereotypes were true? wouldn't that sort of justify mass genocide? isn't the diurnal ending just as valid as the nocturnal ending?"

so much justification for the white characters' racism within the fandom comes from "but the indigenous characters did [x] bad thing! but their culture is misogynist!" which 1) fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you 2) someone made the active choice to write the indigenous characters like this. now why would they do this??

the misogyny

god i fucking hate the herb brides. i know that the fandom has tried to reclaim them in interesting ways. i just really cannot. why are these dancers all soft and curvy in the correct ways? why do their clothes fall off to look like they're wearing raggedy skimpy swimsuits? why are gamers soooo horny?? i'm. i cannot! i can't. this game has an asian women fetish. no thanks!

this brings me to the nara thing, which, okay. i'm about to get really mean!!! nara is this demure, docile, exotically sexy lady who's totally cool with giving up her agency artemy and being killed by him because the game has deemed it necessary. sorry, i do not care abotu the diegetic reasons for this. there's a dream sequence where her sexy sillohuette dances in the void. why? this game has a misogyny problem! and a yellow fever problem!! so much of her dialogue is dedicated to "ohhh i'm trying to make you less uncomfortable with this, artemy :(. i'm indifferent i promise :((" she doesn't protest in her death, she just says lore at the player. i'm not happy. i find the attempts to reclaim her in fandom admirable, i'm just. disgusted! by all of it! this game owes me reparations.

[voiceless-people]

MY TOP 10 WARRIOR CAT MAPS 🗣🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥💥

These are all just my opinion, and I don't think any of these maps are "better" than the other, they just have personal meaning to me.

These are in order from highest to lowest!

1 Rut. Come on. Rut is the map ever. Without fail I will start tearing up when I watch it, I cried the first time. Such incredible art with such an empowering song. It's a great watch for when you're feeling low.

2 Blame walked so that Rut could run. This map meant so much to me when it came out- and it got me through rough times. I know every part and the song by heart. Such a lovely message.

3 King and lionheart. This map was MY SHIT back in elementary school. I hadn't even read arc 2 of warriors at the time, and this map does the story so much better than the actual books. Also, the pinned comment about Squirrelflight is a good read.

4 Buy the stars!!! How I found out about MARINA!!! This is one of the most nostalgic maps ever. What do you mean it's almost a decade old. This map is iconic Hollyleaf propaganda. Also this song needs to be more popular.

5 Poor George. This song seriously goes hard. The buildup is so intense and crashes down on you as the singer sobs by themself at the end. Yellowfangs struggle oml. Raggedstars death is done so well.

6 Warriors reprise. This map kicks ass. SSS intro? Hell yeah. I cheered during the buy the stars segment. Every part is so distinct and the animation is wonderful. I love so many of these maps.

7 Millhaven. I knew about this song long before the map was even announced, and I thought it was so cool that this (semi)obscure polish song was in a warriors map. The color palette is so dreary yet fitting, and has a nice buildup as the story goes on.

8 Burn him down. While the map is relatively short, it tells Ashfurs story in a unique almost episodic manner. A very unique song too. Little Lionpaw hopping from paw to paw is lowkey peak.

9 Roxanne. Come on, you knew this would be here. This map changed everyones brain chemistry and you know it. So iconic. WHYYYYYY DOES MY HEAAAAAART CRYYYYYY.. it's this low down for a reason tho.

10 Mama we all go to hell. I DON'T LIKE DRAKINATOR. I think they should've stayed off YouTube, but it's undeniably true that this map influenced a lot of ppl. This was one of the first few maps I really saw, and damn it hit like a truck. It's at the bottom because. Drakinator sucks.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Everything moves honestly should've placed on the list, but unfortunately the map itself doesn't mean much to me on a personal level.

Mama told me This is one of my favorite mother mother songs! The fall theming is so nice.

Kids again okay so. This map is my guilty pleasure. I know literally nothing about these cats outside of this map because I refuse to read dawn of the clans. I discovered the song via this map and now it is THE song I associate with my favorite ship ever.

Beautiful another nostalgic one. I just like it a lot lol

Cowboy Dan I'm not really sure what cheetah z did but I think they're controversial?? Either way I love this fucking song. The cloudy rain part? Immaculate vibes.

[shannonallaround]

Knuckles Show Thoughts

This is just an overview but here we go. Spoilers ahead.

Parts were a fun experience. I cringed so much during this show though

Really liked all the ex-GUN bad guys 😈

Genuinely enjoyed the first two episodes for the most part—particularly the evil humans trying to get Knuckles, and Knuckles' interactions with the other Wachowskis.

We didn't get enough of the Wachowskis 🥲🥲🥲

Pachacamac—WHAT THE HECK. I mean it was funny in principle, but also so weird??? I didn't know how to feel about that. I'm just gonna say that Knuckles was meditating and that's what he experienced, and Wade's vision was a fever dream. Wades bowling alley vision was so cringe.

I loved Wade's mission-impossible vision of himself that was hilarious and awesome 😂 Honestly that whole episode was just fun and cool.

KNUCKLES GLIDING WAS COOL

The writing quality REALLY dropped in the third and fourth episodes. They felt like filler and much more amateur in terms of acting direction and pacing. It felt like the human actors were asked to improv, but they were given way too little direction within which to improv, and then their stuff wasn't cut or edited through enough afterwards. The pacing was very off as a result, especially in the third one.

Genuinely hated Wade's sister for the entirety of the 3rd episode. However, I think a lot of her character's despicableness was again a symptom of too much improv and not enough thinking through her character's behavior in advance by the writers.

I totally thought Wade's sister was gonna end up having lied about her position in the FBI, or was gonna end up being a janitor there or something, because she wanted to impress her family and suffers from the same self-doubt Wade does. I think that actually would have been way cooler for her character growth.

The one part I truly loved in the 3rd episode was the Jewish folk music during the epic fight around the candles! :D That was by far the best part of the episode.

Wade's mom really grew on me by the end. I like her a lot.

Overall I enjoyed the last two episodes. THE BAD GUY LORE WAS SO INTERESTING. It was really cool worldbuilding! I wish we could have gotten more of that. The bad guys talking to each other about their motivations relating to GUN was one of the neatest parts of the series and it lasted for about 5 minutes.

I really liked hating Wade's dad (as I was supposed to). I was very suspicious of him from the beginning and honestly did not want him to have a redemption arc, and I was not disappointed. Westley my beloved he was fantastic.

LOVED how Knuckles secretly knew about the bad guys' plan to have Wade betray him through using Wade having him use his earpods that was so genius and made me happy

The rings becoming an endless loop void thing was cool.

Knuckles' fire abilities were not nearly as cool to me as they probably were supposed to be. I get they were a reference, but it changes things a lot in this universe lore-wise and I'm not sure I like that.

The ending was kinda cool, but it felt very rushed. Wish we could have seen that cool battle mec for longer, and that guy could have been a direct opponent for longer. And Knuckles passing out was angsty and dramatic! But it felt like that moment deserved a lot more time.

KNUCKLES' ARC WAS NOT FINISHED. Whyyyyyy did we not get a scene at the end where Maddie, Sonic, and Tails are frantically looking for Knuckles and they're super worried about him?? Knuckles should have come back to them all freaking out that they can't find him anywhere and it's been like THREE DAYS, and he goes up to Maddie and humbly explains to her where he's been (helping Wade) and that he's sorry he's left, but that he realized that he had somewhere to return to. That he has a home. That the Wachowskis are his new home. And he is sorry; he will go back to being grounded. And there should have been a sweet sibling moment and momma moment between them all where they hug or something ahhhh. Again, WHY did we not get this??? I must write a scene to fix it.

More about the previous point because I'm not done. In the first Sonic film, the climax of Sonic's arc was when Tom said "he was my friend", but the actual completion of that arc was when Tom and Maddie invited him to live with them and be their kid. With Knuckles, we only got the climax of his arc (Wade saying he had a home) and not the conclusion (returning to his family and home). We were cheated!

WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO THE GUY KICKED ONTO THE MUSHROOM PLANET IN EP. 1?

[dribs-and-drabbles]

Dead Friend Forever ep 1

I finally got sucked into watching. And since there's so much speculation around the characters and their actions/motives I thought I'd document my observations as I go. (small comments in brackets are things I've gone back to after the ep ended)

Who did the axe man hit for the guy on his own (Non, right?) to get splashed with blood, because the guy with him (Jin, right?) had already run off, unless it was his own blood from a wound lower down on this body... (So I'm guessing this is the original film that they made with Non years ago...no, wait, if Non was the 'killer' in the mask in the film then why is he running away from another masked person with Jin here? Is this also the film or is this their real experience. Oh ho hooo the mystery thickens...what's real and what's played out for the 'camera' [including for us]?...).

Also, I can't believed I'm watching this 🙈

I think the only way I'll get through the scary gore bits is to analyse their believability.

Ok, let's go! I like the opening credits music.

It's a good job it's difficult for me to figure out all their names because the things I've seen/read about the show so far mean nothing or very little.

The first believable thing! - no phone signal and no wifi in the middle of nowhere. I used to experience the same thing in the Swedish countryside.

Ok, I see those looks between Fluke and green-shirt-big-money guy...what secret do they have about what's on that external drive... And embroidered shirt guy doesn't know...or does he and he's a good liar?

EVERYONE IS JUST SO SUS.

So green shirt guy, Fluke, Jin, and embroidered shirt guy (Top!) were in this movie? And Non was the 'killer'. And Phee pretends he doesn't know who Non is even though I've seen that he and Non knew-knew each other... The two who don't know Non (for realsies?) is brown jacket guy (White?) and the guy sat opposite Jin.

Wow green shirt guy was quick to jump in to say he had a camera in the house to remake the film - that Phee suggested. SO SUS. Jin and tall guy (Tee!) did NOT like that.

"I don't want him [White] to get involved in what we have done" - What HAVE you done Tee? 👀

Also I love that all this is happening with White in a "Sexy Summer Time" t-shirt on 😂

An asthmatic who smokes 🤦🏽‍♀️ Yeah, he's definitely not going to find his inhaler when he needs it. (Is that Tan?).

Oh what if White isn't the innocent cherub he's made out to be? What if he's manipulating this to get revenge for Non? I've seen people say they want him to be the last girl standing (or whatever the phrase is) but what if he's orchestrating all this?

Whyyyyyy did green shirt guy (Por!) leave the house and go into the woods???

So, interestingly, Tee and Fluke instigated the search for Por, then Phee doled out instructions once they found him... Hmmmm...SUS

Por seems alive and conscious, why is no one asking how it happened? Also, even in his second year, Fluke should know to stay calm so as not to panic the patient more...

Who keeps jump cables in the house and not either in the car or in a garage/outbuilding, especially somewhere like that??!?

Again, they're in a house in the woods. Surely there would be a saw in some kind of garage/workshop? Why are they looking in a kitchen for a knife to cut a tree branch?? WHY IS THE SAW IN THE KITCHEN UNDER THE SINK?! 😂

It's incheresting that White concludes it's an attempted murder 👀 Thus sowing the seed in everyone else's mind...

BOYS, proving that there's a ninth person is NOT the priority here. Getting Por to a hospital is. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Also incheresting are the deleted scenes 👀 HOW COULD POR GO INTO THE WOODS ALONE ESPECIALLY AFTER HE COUNTED NINE PEOPLE?! Also, Tan was not part of the failed re-staging of the film...SUS.

Alright. I'm hooked on the mystery. I should make clear that I in NO WAY want any answers that will spoil the mystery for later in the series. Please and thank you! 🙏🏽 I'm just laying down some thoughts to come back to once more info gets revealed. Comments that don't spoil anything are absolutely welcome though! 😁

[dangermousie]

Let's meet my favorite kdrama cursed prince - Muhyul as portrayed by Song Il Gook in The Kingdom of the Winds

Or more specifically, this very long-ass post is my attempt to convince people to watch this ridiculously underrated 2008 sageuk.

Why? Is it politics? Complicated families, cursed destinies, battles, or more hurt/comfort than you can want? Nope, none of these. I have my priorities straight and it's official. Muhyul/Yeon is one of my favorite period OTPs.

Take one Cursed Prince (who does not know he is one, and is brought up as a slave), add in one capable Enemy Princess who saves his life, add in ninjas (yes I know ninjas are Japanese but I have no idea what the Korean equivalent term is and I am too lazy to type in secret assassins every time), poisonings, intrigues, and a lot of hurt/comfort and we are set!

Once upon a time, there lived a man named Muhyul. He was only a slave but what he did not know was that he was actually a Prince who was given away by his family at birth because he was cursed to kill his whole family, people he loved, and to top it off, to destroy his country. Despite it all, he was still super-hot.

In the enemy nation of Buyeo, there lived a Princess named Yeon, who was ladylike, kind, a skilled healer....also a deadly ninja.

Point 1: Heal captured slaves from torture. One day they might be the Crown Prince.

Muhyul first sees Yeon after he has been horrendously tortured by Buyeo troops. He opens his eyes to see a heavenly vision quite competently stitching him up, so to speak. It is love at first sight for Muhyul. And who could blame him. He knows that with the director's troubling penchant for h/c, he will need a hottie healer around.

Point 2: "Heal a hottie and he is yours for life"

Muhyul spends some free time drawing her portrait. Without knowing who she is or if he will see her again. If the whole slave/assassin/king thing doesn't work out, he can always make money as an artist.

Point 3: "It's not stalking when he's hot!"

Muhyul is on an undercover mission in the enemy country but he forgets everything when he sees Yeon walking by (btw, he assumes she is just a commoner doctor). I love how he sort of stops thinking of anything else at all.

And then he thinks of her at night...

And lo and behond, their paths cross again when she heals a slave in the house he is staying in.

And he introduces himself to her and she is totally mesmerized. Who can blame her, it's freaking Song Il Gook!

And "rescues" her from evil Byueo soldiers. Only, oooops, they were sent by her family as escort and she is piiiiiiiiissed!

"Why did she slap me, whyyyyyy?"

Still, be happy, boy! Despite it all, she bailed you out of jail for assaulting the Royal Guards :)

Awwww, Muhyul doesn't want to leave...

Point 4: You know what makes anything better? Torture and homicidal angst

Did I mention the part where Yeon's Dad runs an Evil Assassin camp where they experiment on slaves with poisons and torture them? You see where this is going? If you do, then you have the mindset of both the writer of this drama and myself.

Muhyul gets captured by them (after losing the only person he ever regarded as family, but that would drag us into plot and this post is about the shippy):

And tortured for a solid year. If he ever marries Yeon, that might make for an awkward family Thanksgiving. "So, how are you, son?" "Well, I almost regained the use of my arms!"

Anyway, Yeon is visiting Daddy and sees some slave being taken out, after they have tried poisons on him. It's Muhyul, so it's Yeon to the rescue! Man, no wonder he loves her - it's self-preservation on his part!

(this shot here is for troubling reasons)

And then Muhyul is drafted by evil assassins (long plotty reason) with the only alternative more torture. The training is psychotic and gets Muhyul near-broken utterly but as a side benefit, makes him even more hot. If now mildly psychotic. As you can probably figure out by the end of the drama he's so hot he's a supernova

Also, as I posted earlier, gorgeous armored men on their knees looking up at their OTP who is teaching them foreign language (because Yeon is an Evil Assassin trainer for daddy) and thinking of the fact that they are a slave and she is a Princess (which is something he found out only in the ninja camp) is pretty high on the list of my favorite things.

Plus, Yeon takes him out for fresh air and exercise that doesn't involve being hung upside down and being ordered to off oneself. Score! She even makes him smile.

This is hitting the cap limit for continuing in part 2 shortly...

ETA: part 2 here:

(99+) Musings of the Obsessive Kind on Tumblr

And part 3:

(99+) Musings of the Obsessive Kind on Tumblr

[alloutofgoddesses]

S08E06 - Confessions

- Oh Oop

- I always miss the first part bc I’m ignoring KOAT

- Backing up backing up

- Hi Thena

- Hi Bobert

- Hi Eddie

- Hi Buck

- AN URN LMAO

- Hi Chimney

- PLEASE STOP

- Hi Hen

- Athena’s wig is different lol

- Mother

- So is Buck gonna get ashes to the face or is Eddie

- Oh good no one is getting ashes to the face

- Inevitable lol

- Oopsies

- I don’t think Mother will be coming with you

- CONFESSION TIME HEY EDDIE

- MIDDLE SCHOOL?!

- Hello Hot Priest

- Highlights lol

- Eddie phrasing my dear heart

- Aaaaaaaaaaaaa pain

- P A I N

- Well

- Again dear, phrasing

- So he has his priorities in order

- Bye Eddie

- You do deserve forgiveness btw

- Jee sleep regression?

- Oh???

- Giving Jee a sibling???

- I personally do not want Maddie to have another baby before we address what happened last time

- Oh

- Why is it special Buck

- Lakers. Tickets.

- TAKE EDDIE IF YOU WANT LMAO

- Slay Sara I love this for you

- SCREAM LMAO

- OH?!?!?!

- OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- ABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

- She did have amazing hair

- I am SO HAPPY rn this is incredible

- Congratulations everyone this is amazing

- This is gonna make Buck spiral so bad

- Aaaaaaaaaaaa he is SO BONES

- Another relationship that is dissolving

- Interesting

- Compelling even

- Oh ow

- Oh gross

- Very icky

- That is amazing joke

- He was sneezing a lot and yelling a bunch

- Gross

- Girl…

- Yeah I was expecting that

- Hehehehehehehehehehehe

- HA Maddie I love you

- Hi Josh

- There’s not another boy… yet

- Lmao

- This is amazing I am having a great time

- Well about that Buck

- He is very dishonest and has been very cruel in the past

- I will not stop judging him thank you though

- So real, thank you Glee

- Josh I love you but I will not forgive Tommy for being an asshole to Chimney and Hen

- Well TWO

- BILLION TONS

- Oh nooooo babey he keeps moving

- And we don’t want a collapse

- Eddieeeeeeeeeee

- You got this Miles

- Oof not two minutes

- That is a SQUEEZE

- I am breathing I am breathing breathing is happening

- Just like Wilmer Worm

- Yay!!!!!!

- Bro we gotta get you a Wilmer Worm audiobook

- Oooooooo we’re talkinggggg

- Oh Buck

- HE STILL HAS PHOTOS that insane man

- Well you were certainly that sweetheart

- And usually himbo is a compliment imo so

- Well that’s sweet

- WHAT

- Buck fucking what

- How does it end Thomas

- Is it ending right now??

- OH REALLY?!

- Honesty

- AAAAAA?!?!

- THE BREAKUP GREEN HAS STRUCK AGAIN

- Buck it may not feel like a win yet but TRUST this is a win

- Parenting strats!!

- Aaawwwwwwwwwww

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- SHE IS PREGNANT ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- NEW HAN NEW HAN NEW HAN

- Joy!!!!!!!!

- Oh it’s time

- Bye bye mustache

- OH?!?!

- Good for you Eddie

- Congratulations to fic authors and fan artists on the discovery a new mole BTW

- And Ryan gets to dance, I can cross that off my bingo

- Did bro just throw a fire implement my guy those are metal

- But whyyyyyy are you so happy my guy

- Answering the door in your UNDIES is crazy

- AND ITS BUCK

- HEY. What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck.

- Hang on. What the fuck.

- Did that really just happen

- 1. Why did he choose that method of sitting in the couch

- 2. What the fuck

- 3. Did my computer make me miss the scene with the priest that was in the stills or was it just not there

- My computer did make me miss it. And a Madney scene. Asshole. I had to pee so I paused and clearly since I paused a live thing it did something weird; SUE ME

- anyway

- Hello bedtime Madney

- oh see that’s good we are talking about it okay

- knowing Maddie is pregnant is fun because she is being obvious in my opinion

- MARGARET BUCKLEY DUNK

- hello workout Eddie

- There’s some metaphor that just happened there with the water and I bet we are going to talk about it

- Hello Hot Priest

- “I’m straight” he says

- “I’m celibate” is HILARIOUS

- Read his ass Father Brian

- It is debatable if his parents love him

- THEY DON’T ALLOW BEARDS

- “Something like that” 👀

- You deserve both my love

- Hell yeah Brian. Or I guess, heck yeah?

- FRIVOLOUS okay that makes sense now

- Context is fun

- Oh and I missed the whole set up for Pipe Child

- Saying “don’t be a baby” to a toddler is funny

- Okay on to the promo for next week

- OH SLAY ATHENA

- HELLO?!?!?!

- We have revisited the well and now we’re revisiting lightning strike?!

- WHAT IS HAPPENING

[aenslem]

im watching episode 'light' and by this time i actually think they had a chance to be a great show if they kept everything like that and evolved from that point and not turn into who has the biggest dick on the ship contest

i like how despite the fact they all have different goals they still work together, i like how rush just accepts whatever eli came up with, cos 'math boy', he does have some doubts but maybe cos they don't have time to check it all or because he just believes in eli, rush just smiles and sends it to scott, and it's great

and rush and young? they do argue and fight and yet work together, agree in some things and ask each other for the trust and young just says rush was right, he should have listened to him, and rush asks young to trust him and he does and they get the shuttle back. like... where did it all go? why did they turn it into that mess of a fight for power instead of these different people trying to survive and working together despite being all different and hardly qualified for the work, like by the end of s2? okay, i don't remember everything cos 10 years passed since i watched it, but im in, i think i should have watched s2 before s1 back then to enjoy it more lmao

and also i forgot tHIS happened

helloo????

like, you see this man who irritates the fuck out of you 24\7, the walking disaster whose every word sounds as spitting venom, and yet, you go and ruffle his hair? i still have a hard time believing it happened? it's not from a fanfiction??? it was iN THE SHOW? my god thank you how did i forget about it

im like rush right on those screencaps wtf just happened here

we could have had these instead of everything else and we did not get it whyyyyyy

[halfelven]

but whyyyyyy does so much of ‘it ends with me’ have to be still awake at 4 in the morning crying from griefs you didn’t have the time or space or safety to feel 20 years ago?????

[gabaghoul-fandom-meme-queen]

Ok, some Winchesters theories coming up! So, we remember that the trailer for The Winchesters has a literal video of Cas' shadow in it. And in the latest Winchesters' episode we see this image from a previous episode of Supernatural. SO this could be a couple things... (1) The CW has limited resources and money and is lazy so they reuse videos and images (2) we are meant to find them and they mean something for the end of the show. I choose to believe the 2nd since I have put my clown shoes back on. So, running theory is; time travel is obviously happening again, angels are involved (hence the Cas video and literal Gabriel in the latest Winchesters episode). BUT WHYYYYYY Like, we know that Dean is telling us the story of his parents meeting. We can assume that this is him telling us post finale given the car having OG plates and the samulet hanging. Dean is not wearing his finale or heaven outfit though (good discourse on that here). So, we can assume this means something as well; he wears this outfit in 15x8 and 15x9 (The Trap - episodes that have Dean and Cas working through the some couply shit and traveling to Purgatory - so other planes). Ok, so back to S1E8 of The Winchesters, we know that Dean gave John the letter that effectively changed history/the story. So, Dean had to have traveled back in time to do this, likely by help of angels, post finale.

But, again, WHY What is Dean (and the angels - but likely just Cas) trying to change? What's the motive? If we make the assumptions that this is happening post finale (with our other assumptions made above) and we believe Jensen when he says it will stay within cannon, we can assume that this is not, technically, a prequal, but a continuation of the original. But, to play Lucifer's advocate with myself, how does that storyline get a second season? Potential theories:

It turns out that something is wrong in heaven or Jack and Cas cant keep the heaven light on and if heaven goes out the world does so they have to go back in time to fix shit?

Or, baddies from other worlds (akrida) are causing havoc in the world when they have not (did not in SPN timeline/cannon) so now (post finale timeline) they have to go back and fix it by Dean giving John the letter. And Sam is not involved because he is not in heaven yet and can go back to help out?

-- OR -- If we go with the evidence and the lazy version of typical time travel (and CW) story telling, we will assume that Dean, in heaven (or not) , is telling us the true story of how his parents met which was this exact story that is happening in The Winchesters. Like, Dean has traveled back in time before. That photo that Mary and John look at in S1E8 is from SPN S6E9. Maybe, Dean traveled back in time around that time to maybe stop the whole SPN timeline from happening to try to save more people, and they got their minds wiped given the Akrida are other wordly crazy monsters etc etc. Thats why the story of John and Mary meeting in The Winchesters is so similar but a little different than the SPN timeline. Maybe thats why there is differing, kind of, stories of thier meeting. And, you could plot right over that by saying, to make the appocolypse happen they wiped the minds, and made them fall in love (like SPN cannon).

But this does not explain the Cas barn scene in the trailer or why Dean is wearing a different outfit in the narration scene in S1E1. But, Lucifers Advocate, this can be explained away by them using the Cas scene to bait us and Jensen just liking that outfit lol. BUT Daneel is #1 heller and the twitter accounts like all the destiel stuff so, at least, they know that is marketable, SOOOOOO it has to happen, it just has to! ------ If you have made it this far, congratulations, you have officially fit into the clown car with me. I will live here, with my clown shoes on, and believe Cas is coming back to us, that him and Dean are having fun, gay, adventures in heaven

[halfmoth-halfman]

So—I’m the one that said Canary won’t forget the fact that Price took another woman with *blue dress* with him

AND I JUST FOUND OUT YOU REPLIED 🎉🎉🎉✨✨✨yeahhhhhhh

at the end of your reply you said you personally wouldn’t let that slide…..DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN HAVE MORE ANGST BETWEEN PRICE AND CANARY🤩🤩🤩

Like after Canary escape from all this shit, she’s in the ward cause she got some serious injuries, and Soap and Gaz is the only two she’s letting in the ward and one day Price just get in trying to explain why and Canary just says “please….just leave…” not even looking at Price—

And Price either did leave or he just continue approaching until Canary ask him about the blue dress and the two have a deep heart conversation

I do think after the conversation Canary understands the reason he brings another woman and is befriending with Graves to pretend she’s not someone important and to protect her , but still the blue is the real problem, BLUE is the thing between she and Price, if that woman was wearing yellow or red I don’t think it’ll hurt her that much, but wearing blue is like Price didn’t care if she’s the one (and this did makes people think Canary means nothing to him but it also makes Canary thinks she’s nothing too)

And maybe Price acted like that with the family too cause he’s still trying to find the mole (though I must say I hope it’s the unnamed character or I’m bailing my eyes out and be like :WHYyyyyy WhY would you do that😭🥲🥲🥲) and Gaz and Soap will be mad cause Price just act like Canary never exist

God I am so excited for the next part! Your writing is so good like I just laying on my bed thinking what would Canary do now, really love your works😭👍👍

there's gonna be a lot of angst, not just between price and canary, but canary and the whole 141!! i mean, it wasn't just price who let her go, right?? 👀

canary's really gonna have a time, but i feel like a lot of those conversations are gonna have to happen when she's in a better state and not solely stuck in survival mode, because right now??? i don't think she's in any kind of state to try and understand where price was coming from meeting with graves and kissing that other woman in a blue dress.

of course, she'd understand eventually but canary has a lot of work she has to do to even begin getting to a point where she can trust anyone at their word. but i also think price would be willing to put in the work for her, and do whatever he needs to do to earn that trust back.

soap and gaz of course will be there for her in a heartbeat and have an easier time getting back in her good graces, which i'm sure will cause some tension because how have they been dealing with what went down?? esp between canary, ghost, and price?? like her two besties having to deal with the two men that betrayed her??? 👀

aaaaa thank you so much, there's some big things happening in the next part so i hope you're still happy with me afterwards LMAO 💜