#whys it private

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[akanemnon]

Shouldn't there be a minotaur in the labyrinth? Who put this goat here? This is not accurate to the mythology! /j

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MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[idontmindifuforgetme]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[winterpeta1s]

BUNNYDOLL YOU ARE NEVER BEATING THE MARRIED COUPLE ALLEGATIONS I FEAR

[girldriveroscar]

silent communication comp :,)

[cubbihue]

When Poof awoke the day after the Graduation Incident, he found himself with a new wand, and new problems. He found that his magic was altered and his wings and crown were more dull than before. It was like being under a thick and heavy weighted blanket, and he did not like it.

In the following days, he lashed out at everything and everybody-- but found he was unable to so much as magically turn his dad into a fly. Understandably, this enraged him some more. It took a very long and serious conversation from Timmy for Poof to finally calm down.

Many words were exchanged, and promises were kept. For better or worse.

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[pencilscratchins]

i have reached the part of the steddie hyperfixation where i make them domesticated men in their 50s. having a blast! (twitter) [ID in ALT text]

[eva-birdman]

Debuting my human John design after a week of having him in my wips wooooo!!! Also a tiddie lineup prompted by @potato-lord-but-not 's poll lmao (you have found my weakness)

[chaos0pikachu]

I was scrolling through twitter reactions to the newest chapter of One Piece and all the zoro fanboys were creaming themselves like he's the goat, pouring honey on him, he's yonko level and then one stan was like "luffy's got nothing on zoro he'd get bodied in a second" and I swear it was like a swarm of bees on this man all these zoro stans flew upon this dude like locusts saying the same variation of "what are you talking about zoro would suck luffy's dick anytime any place" "how fucking dare you that's his captain bro" these dudes are just one tumblr blog away from writing 10k fanfic on ao3 bet we just gotta open their third eye y'all

[asacolyte]

John, softly: "I think we're gonna have to kill this g-"

Arthur: *pulls a machete out of his pocket and starts charging*

John: "JESUS CHRIST, ARTHUR. WHAT THE FUCK"

[transmechanicus]

The transgender contrast of loving your parents but also for Trust Reasons longing for an additional external authority figure you can count on more unconditionally to support or protect you that totally doesn’t risk becoming a kink

[gloriousmonsters]

listened to most of The Art of War while hanging clothes at my job earlier and I'm going to just distill down the real advice for y'all without the twenty thousand similes and metaphors and such

Wars are expensive have them really fast

Don't kill your soldiers they need food and stuff

But sometimes put your soldiers into inescapable life or death situations because that's how you really get them to be workin' hard instead of hardly workin', y'know

Have more guys than the enemy and be smarter. The best way to win a war is to have every single favorable condition for winning a war. Hope that helps

DO NOT fight in a salt marsh

If your boss gives you a stupid order, don't follow that order

Be 15 min early to the battlefield

Attack the enemy's weak points. But also they might be faking weaknesses so don't attack if they seem weak. But attack their weak points. But also-

For the love of god don't let anyone read omens

[clairedaring]

SPARE ME YOUR MERCY | 1.05

colorings under the cut

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

first-person perspective tour of love&deepspace exhibition at shanghai bw2024 comic-con part 4

players interact with sylus, rafayel, xavier, zayne

[snifsnoof]

i present u with ethubs designs,, fresh from my sketchbook

these could be for both hermitcraft and the life series (although i might make another sheet for the life series designs because i feel like the clothes would be a lot lighter/easier to move in)

[idanielions]

Femslabyul