#married in 2015

[pencilscratchins]

i have reached the part of the steddie hyperfixation where i make them domesticated men in their 50s. having a blast! (twitter) [ID in ALT text]

[tennessoui]

wait lol au where post-war, the jedi order does a date auction a la every cliche ever where they auction off a date night with one of their jedi generals. it's supposed to raise credits for various post-war charities as well as stoke good feelings about the order (the smear campaign was pretty effective, even if sidious died before the genocide bit)

obviously both the hero with no fear and the negotiator are put on the metaphorical chopping block. anakin is a Good Husband™️ so he clears this with Padmé first, and she laughs and agrees and wishes him luck in surviving the hoards of fans that desire him carnally. she says as a senator, she will be expected to attend and maybe even bid. they both agree that it would be way too obvious for their super secret marriage if she bids on anakin, and anakin asks her to bid on obi-wan in a spur of the moment thing.

it's just. obi-wan was really hurt aboard the invisible hand and then he was hurt again when fighting with grievous. and is anyone vetting these random people who will get to go on a date with the jedi? anyone could win!! a disgruntled separatist could win obi-wan's attention for a night and then take him on a date and then kill him!!!! under anakin's very nose!!!

anakin actually gets like. super concerned about this possibility. like super concerned. he gets padmé to promise that she will bid however much it takes to win obi-wan's hand (she is after all generationally wealthy) and she agrees because she loves him and then also follows through because she's a woman of her word.

anakin gets bid on by several people, one woman wins, it's whatever, anakin doesn't care. what anakin cares about is making sure he and this person can go to the same restaurant as obi-wan and padmé. just like. to make sure obi-wan is alright. he was looking quite flushed during the bidding? anakin is Concerned.

and anakin's poor date, who paid millions of credits for his attention, has to deal with an anakin who is obsessed with what's happening a table over and why are they laughing and are their knees touching beneath the table and maybe anakin should go over and like? break it up? his master is obviously a bit uncomfortable in all this candlelight. he looks beautiful, obviously, but he's clearly uncomfortable and he would feel better if anakin were there. obviously.

and anakin's poor date ALSO has to deal with meeting obi-wan kenobi after/during dinner because anakin can't keep in his lane, and general kenobi is downright hostile and cold to her because he's feeling incredibly overprotective at the thought of anakin having to spend time with some woman who bought him. as if he were a slave again.

[aurawra21]

Are 30 yr old Jeckole married?

and what is their stance on adopting children

they ARE married and the way i imagined them marrying was out of the blue, no wedding or anything, just the two of them going to the courthouse on a random day

and they don't want kids. period. sorry, i can't ever see them with kids and they dont want them either in general i think. if they were to be around children, it wouldnt be their own, but their friends' kids or something. but that's the most that happens. they're just the aunts.

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

this iconic moment from Sep 28th, 2015(!) starts at 0:53 in the video (3:03 on YT) -- The way Harry yells "..ANNIVERSARY!" and then turns around to look at Louis and goes "Did anyone else come on their anniversary?" And also at 0:19 (3:35 on YT) Louis seems to take a picture of Harry on the big screen.

+ my fave comments sksksks

[sugdensdingle]

[girls-cry]

happy december 21st to all who celebrate.

Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes

[philzdinner]

“The P in pivorce stands for penguin”

YOURE MAKING ME THIS WAY DANIELLL IM CLAWING AT MY ENCLOSUREEE IM GOING TO GET OUTTTTT

[innerxsanctum]

Random Literally/Annually bits I have in my camera roll that I love.

[bobbie-robron]

Marrying the right person 😊

After:

[so-idialed-9]

Louis: not loving James' rule that he can't just choose "marriage, sex, kiss - everything, the lot" with one person as he has previously with someone the group said looked like Harry

James: [the sex would be] One time - just one time.

Liam: Better file for a divorce, then.

Harry: gasp-laugh and nervous hair flip

I love when Lima unsubtly Larries. IG

Thank you to @the-love-laws for this gifset and this masterpost on H &L talking about marriage and engagement to each other:

Bonus- Louis acting like he is reviewing the floral arrangements

[sunshineandlyrics]

🇹🇭 Harry and DJay Buddah from OTRA 2015, Harry's first solo concert in Bangkok 2018 and LOT Bangkok 2023 x

[laurelwen]

Guess which Tom Sturridge film each of these Letterboxd reviews is about.

Part 4 / 6: Life Changing, I Guess? Part 3 / 6: Serving Cunt Part 2 / 6: Delicious Damage Part 1 / 6: "What Have I Done?"

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

[miikdromeda]

This is my Male Wife. Just married, love him so much, don’t regret wifing up.

10/10

would do again

[deliicacymercy]

FLUFF HEADCANONS ABOUT WILDBREAK/STARSTREAK !!

Starstreak's nicknames for Wildbreak are "sweetspark" and "Breaky." Other nicknames are supposed to be very cute and endearing.

Wildbreak's nicknames are actually very casual BUT SO SINCERE- He calls him, "My guy" and "Streaks"

They are a touchy-feely type of couple, lots of hand holding, hugs from behind, but - Starstreak has a PDA ick, so it's only when they are alone or in their private quarters.

Astrology: Starstreak would be a Capricorn, Wildbreak is a Pisces.

Starstreak is such a blushy boi around him. Usually, he's much more composed and above it all. Wildbreak doesn't have to do much but slip in tiny compliments about how "cute he is" when he's being a poindexter.

They live in completely separate worlds, in many different ways, Starstreak feels that distance, but with Wildbreak's face value approach, it allows for Streak to be more comfortable in their circumstances. If Wildbreak doesn't mind it, then neither should he.

Starstreak believes no one can be trusted, and befriending anyone comes with complications. However, Wildbreak is the most sincere bot ever made, and the fact he's a Decepticon makes Starstreak believe they were similar.

It's a no-brainer that Wildbreak is pretty cowardly and dents easily, so Starstreak tries to use his position to give him more missions without conflicts, like surveying and tracking. Which he appreciates 🙏

Streaks has never had anyone give him attention that wasn't threatening or used for ulterior motives, so Wildbreak gives him the time of day just for the purpose of being nice

Streak was the first to fall, as the being nice was getting to him. It's not like he didn't notice Wildbreak was the most attractive, and as young as him, and is also running with the wrong crowd- there was a lot that drew them together.

Wildbreak is not the brightest and that is fine with Streaks as he's not judgmental at all for that. The only thing he judges WB on is his follower mentality. "Quit jumping off bridges just because all the other Stunticons are!" "I panicked!"

It's cute that WB has to be the one to introduce a lot of the Cybertronian culture to Streaks. Whereas, Streaks is showing him around Earth in their holoforms! (Which is also funny cause Streaks still doesnt know much about human stuff so they are both pretty clueless in that regard xD)

WB likes how "powerful" Starstreak looks when he's working. There's a different vibe and demeanor about him when he's serious, he won't lie - it's pretty hot.

Starstreak likes that WB isn't really a boy scout - he chose the Decepticons cause he likes running with the Stunticons, gang life, and being a hazard on the roads. Streak sees the appeal in a cinnamon roll that treats him very well but is a bad boy in the streets. its pretty hot-

I believe in the KOBD theory about Wildbreak being their kid, and I also like to think that Streaks doesn't care about respecting his parents- He's a little too haughty to give any attention to Knock Out's jabs.

[esoraluco]

i started playing tomodachi life again after. 7 years or so and made the deltarun guys. I made addispm, big shot and puppet, blue and king. Blue is 'female' so he can get with one of the spams... They don't know each other yet since i made them earlier today but crossing all my fingers