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50sfem · 1 year ago
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Why are people making jokes/ happy about the people on that missing submarine?? Deaths a big ol joke till it comes for you I guess
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ghosts-and-blue-sweaters · 8 months ago
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…one of my YouTube videos gained. a lot of views. and I did not realize that until just now.
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lilgynt · 1 year ago
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guy got a date set up then same night as were talking is like ur dominican? i love laughing at domincans why are you WEIRD
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hauntingrabbits · 1 month ago
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goldensunset · 9 days ago
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you! tumblr user!
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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 3 months ago
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
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livingthedragonlife · 3 months ago
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laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares
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sadclowncentral · 4 months ago
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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valtsv · 5 months ago
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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stillgotscars · 18 days ago
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this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out
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cometrose · 6 days ago
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i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny
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girldraki · 6 months ago
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fangs-4-fags · 6 months ago
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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
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beaft · 3 months ago
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do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way
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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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