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#why was this cancelled?!
lotus-pear · 2 months
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the sheet hes holding is called “pickup lines the ladies will love”
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Now that Paramount+ has as many ads as cable did and forces you to sit through them in the middle of episodes, anybody know any good Star Trek pirate sites?
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stark-lord · 19 days
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The Monty Eyebrow™️
for @purgatory606
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cryptidjeepers · 2 months
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Saw a video of someone saying there were hints in the website of a third season of gravity falls so i think we might need this
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months
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It's all fun and games until...
[Commission for @dontheckinswear]
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jazzkrebber · 10 months
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we're never gonna get them on screen
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mikeybutnotway · 2 months
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"Nobody could be that clever"
"You could"
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carlyraejepsans · 2 years
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i know you could explain it all with rule of funny or ''they did it on purpose as a gag'' but
sans has the uncanny ability to read your face like a book and know exactly what you're thinking with a glance. he also constantly misses papyrus' jokes and treats them like genuine questions.
papyrus talks to you over the phone and somehow manages to conceptualize where you are and what you're doing from your tone alone. if, however, you gave him a picture of asgore and toriel, the only way he could tell them apart would be by their clothes.
tone-deaf sans/face blind papyrus. they're both autistic in perfectly mirrored ways so when they talk they keep missing each other by a hairbreadth
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Make it make sense
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navree · 2 months
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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vampyr-tea · 2 years
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You mean to tell me…I could’ve had an animated Dracula movie by this legend…🧍I’m. Going to. Destroy the world. 🦇
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Will we ever learn?
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We've been here before.
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acaffieneaddictt · 4 months
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HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WAIT 604800 SECONDS FOR THIS GMMTV???? HOW???
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mynamesjameslynx1412 · 7 months
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The, "if you show gays to kids they will be gay!" argument is so funny to me because
I know asexuals exist, I'm not asexual.
I know non-binary people exist, I'm not non-binary.
I know doctors exist, I don't want to be a doctor.
I know goths exist, I don't want to be goth.
I know kleptomaniacs exist, I don't want to steal things for no reason.
I know vegans exist, I don't want to be vegan.
And what about all the gay parents who raise straight kids?
What about gay kids who were raised by straight parents and knew they were gay before they had access to the word?
Are you stupid?
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shipspainfulships · 8 days
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Edwin: So this is it right?
Charles: Yes we are no longer just friends, we're boyfriends now.
Niko *waking up in her room with a gasp*: it's finally happened!
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papysanzonew · 23 days
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Save Dead Boy Detectives
As we know, the show has been canceled. That doesn't mean we're going to sit here with our hands out and accept it (at least, I can't, because either I'm going to do something or spend the next few days crying) so: Sign up the petition:
Ask Netflix for a title: Request Dead Boy Detectives S2
Send a letter to Netflix:
Netflix, Inc.
121 Albright Way
Los Gatos, CA 95032, USA Go to Twitter and @ netflix.
Go to Twitter and use the hashtag #SaveDeadBoyDetectives #RenewDeadBoyDetectives and, of course, #DeadBoyDetectives to reblog anything DBD-related.
As someone pointed out on Twitter (read the Tweet HERE), Netflix decided to release the news on Friday night without saying anything personally, and their offices will reopen as soon as Tuesday (due to some holiday in America or something) so they hope to get the general bad feeling over with. Don't stop share/reblog. At least, please, try to do something until Tuesday and I beg of you to REBLOG this and not just like it. We should try and work together on this, even if it sounds stupid and even if it won't lead to anything, but at least we could say we tried, let's not give up. We are a wonderful fandom, they are a wonderful crew who deserve so much better and we all deserve a second season.
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