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Black Panther and Sweet 16
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#nah coz like#why this so spicy#this really wasnt even a spicy moment yall#really gotta finish reading this#train wreck#manga#manga recommendation#screencaps#manga panel#romance#fyres hyperfixations#shoujo#shojo#kodansha#school setting#black panther and sweet 16
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(Obey Me! mini fic. Contains suggestive content but is overall SFW)
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“How are my brothers doing?”
Lucifer’s voice sounded a little grainy over the phone. He must have been far away, or something somewhere was causing magical interference to the connection. It was nice that he had time to call and check in on things.
“Everything’s great,” you confided. Things had been really calm in his absence and you felt confident the house would still be standing by the time he returned home. “We just finished watching a movie. Belphegor fell asleep midway through, of course. Everyone else-”
“Hey…” Asmodeus interrupted, leaning into your shoulder and putting his cheek against yours. His voice sounded extra raunchy. “I told you, if you keep touching me like that…”
”Asmo, I’m on the phone.”
“You’re going to make me… Hnngh…” He dug an obnoxious smile into your shoulder while continuing to make questionable noises.
You were about to apologize to Lucifer, but a yell from the other room made you jump. Asmodeus tried to repress a giggle as Satan’s voice rang out, loud and clear, “Oh no! I just knocked over Lucifer’s cursed record collection!”
You hadn’t heard any crashes, nothing to indicate property damage had occurred. Thankfully, Satan’s good conscious wanted to keep you out of real trouble more than he wanted to torment Lucifer. That didn’t prevent him from sarcastically lamenting, “wow! I accidentally stepped on a bunch and crushed them even more! That sucks. Oh well.”
A deep inhale, and a deep exhale. You remained calm. They were messing around.
The chewing noises that had been a constant all evening were suddenly gone. You cast a suspicious glance at Beelzebub on the next couch over.
“We’re out of food,” he complained. The fridge had been filled to bursting that morning and there were two half-full bags of chips still in his lap. Belphegor lay face-down next to his twin with an open container of demonic chip dip balanced on his back.
“Don’t worry! Yer big bro’ll take care of everythin’! How many roasted griffon do you want delivered? Ten? Or should we go full catering?”
Mammon, back from his bathroom break, was fast on the uptake when it came to causing mischief. He wasted no time in flaunting money he didn’t have while Beelzebub decided now was a good time to eat those chips. Mammon made sure to stand right behind you so his voice would carry into the receiver. “I’m always takin’ good care of my little bros, aren’t I? Lucifer oughta put me in charge next time.”
Somebody snorted. You weaseled an arm out from under Asmodeus to rub your forehead. “Come on, guys.”
“Mammon, where did you find Lucifer’s backup credit card? I thought that was for emergencies only!” Leviathan cupped his hands around his mouth to amplify his voice. All the while, Satan kept shouting, “oops! Broke that, too!” and Asmodeus carried on with his lewd noises.
You held your mouth as close to the phone as possible, helplessly trying to block out the idiots. “You trust me, right?”
“Of course. I’m glad you’re taking care of things, everyone sounds like they’re having fun.” Rather than mad, Lucifer sounded amused. There was a fondness in his voice. “Though, if the house is truly in dire straights, I have no choice but to come straight home without stopping for souvenirs. Be sure to convey that for me.”
You were happy to announce, “Lucifer’s not getting you guys any souvenirs if you keep it up.”
The tomfoolery stopped immediately.
“Whuh?” “No way!” “Does that include picking up dinner?” “My limited edition goods!” “He can’t do that!”
The cacophony of complaints almost caused you to miss the grainy voice over the phone. It said, “I don’t like being away from you for this long. I’ll need you to give a one-on-one report of everything that happened as soon as I get back. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
There was a click, and the line went silent. You set the phone aside. The previously energetic gang looked anxious knowing that their big brother could be upset, even though they brought this upon themselves. Satan carried in a disc, in mint condition, muttering about how he found the sequel and will put it on.
“He’s still going to get us gifts, right?” Leviathan asked. You shrugged.
#satan: “I destroyed lucifer's stuff! oh no! anyway...”#belphegor wakes up: “why are you all so moody and why do i smell like spicy 5 cheese sauce”#would the house of lamentation have a house phone? with all the DDDs i doubt it but also i think it should#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me swd#obey me x mc#obey me fanfic#obey me x reader#obey me fandom#obey me mc#obey me brothers#obey me brothers x you#obey me brothers x reader#obey me brothers x mc#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me gender neutral reader#obey me fanfiction#obey me drabble
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sure ango may have betrayed every organization under the sun but tachihara put in the effort to build up the perfect stereotypical gangstersona and act his silly little heart out for the perfect plot twist so we all know who deserves the award for best port mafia betrayal
#ango should have created a gangstersona too… it would have been a bit more spicy#although I do admit that not knowing where ango’s loyalty lies does make the betrayals in dark era good#but I guess similar things apply to Tachihara too which is why chapter 77 hits so good#Rimbaud gets third place for pm betrayals ig I like that his motives are about gay love but otherwise it’s just an okay betrayal#dazai isn’t even on the list because no one except Chuuya seems to count his defection as betrayal lol#I giggled so much during the episode because Tachihara was so dramatic throughout the episode ^_^ he is so funny#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd season 4#tachihara michizou#bsd tachihara#ango sakaguchi#bsd ango
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#death note#l lawliet#light yagami#misa amane#lawlightmane#??? is that even the tag for this?#world's saddest ot3? 😂#spicy-ish content#from the depths of my hard drive#found this the other day while looking for something else#and hey i guess it's on theme for the month#so why not post now?#😅
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#Wolverine#hugh jackman#worst wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#logan james howlett#logan wolverine#deadclaws#wolverine and deadpool#wolverpool#poolverine#wolverine fanart#hes extra spicy#canadian#why is wolvie so mean#he does it for Canada
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#posting with some inspo from a beloved mutual#@fagqween#I haven’t posted in a while so why not make it spicy#me#and apologies to irl friends
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Adam wakes up one day and is faced with not, one, not two, but THREE versions of Micheal. Bro is not gonna be safe
Anyways- felt like drawing Micheals yaya so yeah
So in order, the first Micheal is by mintartem, the second is by ironbatpaperturtle, and the third is mine!
(Ikik mine looks mad outta place but I had my reasons to why he looks like that, also took some creative liberties with the designs cuz I can’t help myself sorryyyyyyyyyy 😅)
Anyways them worshiping their queen I just wanted to put this out there before I made the other drawing of the 3 versions
Yaya 👍👍👍
#micheal hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#guitarhero#Ik the cheek dots are at the mouth I’m so sorry guys but I genuinely hate them at the mouth corners I couldn’t tell you why#michael x adam#part 2 will come soon. maybe#two has 2 drawings ones a bit spicy tho so I hope i can use these designs 👀#myart
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Me: Oh nice, a video on how BookTok can encourage overconsumerism, don't mind if I....
Youtube Recommendations: "The BookTok girlies are porn addicts who can't think about anything but S3X when they should be reading Real Literature and this is ruining their brains because they're too dumb to tell fantasy from reality!"
Me: *groans in I've heard this before*
#booktok#seriously why are there so many videos on how reading spicy romances is a bad thing now#face your inner puritan and slap him in the face
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lord have mercy...
he's overcome with uncontrollable lust
#eri the orphan#dol pc#dol jordan#jordan the pious#HBJERBJHFJHBERBFHJERBHJF#IM BARKING#BITES JORDAN#CHEWS ON HIM LIKE A CHEW TOY#WHY CANT I FUCK YOU IN GAME FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#the milfilication of jordan the pious starts now#off to make some spicy art of them!!!! hehehe#dol#dol related#degrees of lewdity#MY COMPUTER IS STRUGGLING#THATS HOW BEAUTIFUL JORDAN IS#MFER IS CAUSING OPHELIA TO SUFFER#BHERHFBHEJRFJJEBRHFHJEJBRHF#but yes anyways time to sleep heheh#BUT SOON#i will post spicy of these two#and you guys will be so sick of me HBRHJEFBHJER#jordan x pc
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*slides over* you don't have any surface au doodles lying around, do you? /nf
This week has been HORRIBLE for arting, but I present these meager offerings nonetheless 🤲
#pressure surface au#pressure au#roblox pressure#pressure roblox#sebastian solace#the p.ai.nter#sebpainter#spicy art#it's so encouraging to see that people like this thing and want to see it UUHUHUHU#why do these look like they're 50 years old
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I thought it would be fun to share some before and after photos of fanzine pages I've restored :) The fanzines I post here are all 20-50 years old, and they were usually put together using the cheapest possible methods to keep prices low. Thin pages + being well loved by the Trekkies who collected them leads to a lot of imperfections. I really enjoy giving them new life and sharing them with a whole new audience, as if they're opening the zine for the first time all those years ago :)
Views of Intimation & Icefire Fanzines | L. Lacey, Paul Daly, Mike Romesburg, Unknown artist (1980-87)
#i use photoshop btw!#and i don't ALWAYS do this#sometimes i leave the wear and tear#at most a page takes me ~20 minutes#if they're in bad shape like these#or if i have to censor something ~spicy~#usually its less#i also sometimes add borders and/or resize them#due to sizing/quality issues#which is why i combine them into photosets#tumblr makes them blurry if i post them on their own sometimes :/#anyway it's seriously so fun for me!!!#i wanted to share that joy <3#restoration#photoshop#vintage#fanzines#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#captain kirk#spock#vulcan#t'pring#leonard nimoy#fan art#uss enterprise#spirk#k/s#the premise
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Izuku: Is this the second time I’ve hurt your hand? Gosh, Todoroki-kun, I’m so sorry. It’s like I’m some sort of…hand crusher, or something.
Shouto: What an absolutely silly concept.
Pg 1-30
Prev / Next
#skylldraws#Bakugou’ s friends wonder why he never tells them anything#He made the too spicy tofu btw#Ashido made the tuna#This is the first time I’ve drawn Iida in *checks watch* four years#and this is the closest I’ve ever come to drawing mineta#He got a speech bubble good for him i guess#I liked doing this page it’s so silly#tododeku#tddk#todoroki x midoriya#shouto x izuku#bnha#todoizu#todoroki x deku#tddk vr au#tdiz#quirkless au#quirkless midoriya izuku#izushou#tddk comic#bnha fantasy au#tddk fantasy au#Bnha vr au
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AN: My parents walked into my room midway of me making this and asked me what I was doing- 😰 Um... enjoy?
Part 2:
https://www.tumblr.com/shmolish/746719597375504384/hi-read-your-um-possessive-shadow-milk-x-reader?source=share
Shadow Milk Cookie x GN! Reader
Oneshot (1/2)
Warnings: Suggestive scenes, marking, possessiveness, mild swearing. MINORS, DNI.
-Jealousy, jealousy-
You had been talking to someone new at the theater. They were naturally charming, and you couldn't help but laugh at their jokes, and smile at how they spoke.
He was obviously in love with you, but for some reason, you didn't notice.
Those hungry eyes should be obvious to anybody, though.
Little did you know, someone else had been watching the entire time.
A certain blue jester, gazing and silently hating from afar.
He knew he could make you laugh so much harder, smile so much wider... Make you feel so much better.
Surely you hadn't forgotten about him.. right?
If you did... he would just have to remind you.
You were finished talking to that person soon enough, and Shadow Milk took this as the perfect opportunity to reunite with you!
"Hello doll. Been having fun without me?" He had that normal smile on his face, like he always did. To any normal person, it would look like nothing was amiss...
But something was very wrong.. The fact that you were talking and smiling with somebody else. And the way he looked at you with those eyes- Shadow Milk Cookie absolutely despised it.
"Oh yeah, sorry about that." You would just smile awkwardly.
"Say... who exactly was he?" Shadow Milk would ask while taking your hand. He just started walking somewhere with you.
"Oh, just a guy I met today. He's pretty funny," you explained.
Shadow Milk nodded his head before quickly shoving both of you into a janitor closet.
"Ack, what are you-" Shadow Milk Cookie put a finger infront of your lips, promptly sushing you. His old smile was replaced with a more sinister and stern look.
"What does it look like I'm doing?" He would take both of your hands and pin them above your head, and you could feel his breath on your neck as he moved closer to it.
"What is this for..?" You'd ask him, breath hitching as he sent butterfly kisses along the side of your neck.
"Doll, you're so oblivious that it hurts."
You could feel him begin to nip at the skin on your neck.
"You seriously didn't notice how he was looking at you?"
You would let out some quiet mewls before responding.
"I guess not-"
He bit down hard on your neck, to which you immediately whined at.
"Doll, you have to be quiet. I know you can take it~ And besides, you wouldn't want someone to hear us, right?" He would ask teasingly. You knew he had that shit-eating grin on his face.
You would shake your head and try your best to stay quiet.
"Struggling, are we? I don't see why. I've been much rougher with you before..."
He would continue sucking and biting at your neck, leaving you no time to rest.
"I guess it's entertaining though."
He moved his other free hand to slowly trail down your side, only stopping to be placed firmly around your waist. He pulled your bodies closer together, yet to him, it was never quiet close enough.
At this point, you were practically melted under his touch, and your legs were trembling.
He had told you time and time again to not be so loud... but it really couldn't be helped.
Purple and red bite marks were dotted all over you neck. There was no hiding all of them..
Shadow Milk would take his knee and nudge between your legs slightly.
"Dove, why don't we take this to the bedroom?
Fin ☆
Uh, if you guys want more, just request- 👀
#my parents would be so disappointed in me#why am I like this?#hes a cookie...#my friends think im werid#cookie run kingdom#crk#crk x reader#cookie run kingdom x reader#cookie run kingdom oneshot#oneshot#shadow milk cookie oneshots#shadow milk cookie crk#cookie run#shadow milk cookie cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie smut#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk cookie x reader oneshot#shadow milk cookie spicy#smut
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Hmmmmmm how about Kaji, Ume, Suo, Sakura and Kiryu reacting to their s/o telling them they’re on a no-sex-ban for a whole motherfucking week HELP ALL BECAUSE OF A PETTY ARGUMENT
Kaji’s in disbelief at first. Are you serious? Unfortunately for him you are, which leaves him brooding more than normal for the week and everyone can tell. It’s not that he NEEDS it technically, but its like when someone tells you you cant have something and you start just…thinking and thinking and thinking and now he’s antsy, but he does stick it out to the very end if only because he’s insanely stubborn.
I think Ume’s actually more bothered you both argued even if it was petty. The no sex ban doesn’t affect him much as long as he can do other stuff. A week without cuddling and kisses would kill him probably, but he’s pretty satisfied just spending the time making up with you and getting back to normal.
Suo’s kind of a petty bitch (at least to me) so he ends up thinking “alright bet” when you tell him no sex for a week. He ends up making it harder for YOU during the week with how much of a tease he is. “You said no sex! I’m just stopping where I’m at so I follow your rules,” he says so smugly you wanna throttle him. Makes you hold yourself to it. If it was a more serious argument I think it’d be different though.
Hmm…Sakura’s baffled like Kaji, but more because he has no clue what that has to do with the argument. Realizes you’re punishing him despite there really being no correct side to your argument and just grumbles about it. He’d probably get the wrong idea though and assume you don’t want him to touch you at all. You’re probably gonna have to talk to him about it or apologize, because in the end he gives you too much space (while pouting the whole time)
Kiryu’s also a little petty but not as much as Suo is. Accepts your terms and respects them, but tells you if you change your mind, he’s more than happy to go whenever. If you try to initiate he’ll be like “but what about the ban? are we lifting that now hm?” all soothing and sweet as he rubs your calves and thighs with his hands. I think he’s one of the few that just talks you out of it by hitting your weak spots.
#mari answers#spicy mari#not rlly spicy tho#ill tag it ig#wind breaker x reader#im writing this tired and motion sick from watching someone play a video game#i couldnt date kiryu cause if that shits on the tv 5 mins in im like 🤢 fps and camera angle moving games are the bane of my existence#goodnight ive gotta pass now ✌️✨#ive got another anon ask to do tomorrow#nonnie hour#urgh why cant i write ume stuff#im in a slump#im trying to write smth inugami but ill save it for tomorrow#im too tired to reread so sorry abt tyois
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oooo ooooo OOOOOO!
What if Al was actually the original redeemed sinner and *that's* where he was for those 7 years? What if he actually did die again 7 yrs back but was appalled when he reincarnated in heaven and immediately started a campaign to be sent back? What if he accidentally redeemed himself by murdering all those other Overlords?
We can see just how abusive and sadistic Overlords can be towards the souls they own by looking at Val's character. If you contrast that with what we've seen in Husk/Nifty/Al's interactions, despite owning their souls and being a snarky little shit towards Husk (and scaring him a bit when he brings up Al's deal), Al never once actually hurts them and arguably provides them with a comfortable, relatively safe, and happy life in the hotel. These interactions are in present day, but we have been given no evidence to show that he ever treated them differently. On the contrary, when Al shows back up in the pilot, Husk immediately bitches at him when he is ordered to bartend - back-talking to his soul's owner with no hesitation and no fear. It stands to reason that he's comfortable doing so because Al's treatment of him has been the same since they made their deal.
In the context of hell, Al's rise to power seems to have had an accidental side effect of killing the super bad guys, saving sinners from an eternity of abuse and torture, and providing them with a much better contract. Like, *MUCH* better. No more rape, torture, druggings, mind control, etc... Al's obviously not a saint, but in this context, he may have been pretty close to hell's version of one.
If this is the case, Al obv would have *hated* being in heaven and likely immediately took it upon himself to attempt returning to hell BUT heaven obv wouldn't be cool with just letting him fall because they would *not* want hell finding out that redemption is possible. (Remember, in this scenario Al was redeemed 7 years prior to the show's pilot.) What if THAT's what his deal was? What if the deal was: either heaven just murders him on the spot -or- they allow him to fall back to hell in his original sinner form BUT ONLY if he agrees to have his angelic powers bound and is contractually sworn to silence about anything that happened during those 7 years?
This would work SO well. It would also answer a lot of questions about Al's character and actions. For example:
-Where was Al during those missing 7 years? Heaven. Likely imprisoned. -Who owns his soul? Again, heaven. Likely either Sera or an Archangel like Micheal. (I like the idea that it's Micheal, and that Mikey is Luci's twin, pouring more fuel on the fire on the immediate Al x Luci hate train.) -Why does Al state redemption is impossible as if it's a fact and not just an assumption? His deal forces him to keep redemption a secret so he is literally contract-bound to verbally disregard the idea. -Why does he still help the hotel then? Because he's pissed that heaven roped him into a deal WAY more favorable to them. Even though he can't outright state that redemption is possible, he can push Charlie's project along and hope she is the one who blows up heaven's big secret for him. It's revenge, baby! -Why does Zestial make comments about Al falling into "holy arms" when this is seemingly the first interaction between the two since Al's disappearance? Zestial suspects what happened. Maybe he witnessed Al's double-death 7 yrs ago, maybe he overheard some gossip from exorcists during an extermination, maybe something else. -Why doesn't Al use angelic weapons during his battle with Adam, especially since HE is the one who brought that knowledge to the hotel in the first place? He is overconfident because he too is actually a fallen angel, but he fails because his angelic powers are still bound. It is the pride ring after all. -Why does Al sing about "unclipping his wings" during his panic attack/loss to Adam? It's literal. He's pissed that he's been stripped of a massive boon to his power set and double-pissed that heaven seemingly has "beaten" him again. -Why does Al claim that he will be "pulling all the strings" once his wings have been unclipped? Because he is literally proof-positive redemption is possible and therefore, to his knowledge, would basically be a living weapon against heaven's authority. Remember, at this point no one is aware of Pentious' redemption.
I'm sure there's more! Anywho, my brain ran off on this tangent for some unknown reason. Al's just such a fun character to theorize about. Now, I don't believe this will actually happen in the show (it's probably a simple answer like "Lilith owns his soul, duh"), but we can dream! If any writers out there are looking for fic ideas and find my little rant interesting, PLS take this and run with it! I would LOVE to read something like this <3
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanfiction#hazbin alastor#alastor's mysterious backstory#why is he so interesting?#radioapple#appleradio#hazbin fanfic#alastor x lucifer#it's a conspiracy my dear!#This could also mean that Al met Lilith in heaven too.#Maybe (seemingly) good-girl Lil helped convince heaven to make a deal#instead of outright killing or indefinitely imprisoning Al#for her own goals of course#maybe the only two sinners in heaven spent time plotting revenge#maybe Lil is the one who brought Charlie's ideals/goals to Al's attention#maaaaaaybe Lil's manipulation also fueled Al's immediate hatred of Luci#maaaaaaybe Michael (Luci's twin) owns Al's soul AND Lil spent years whispering nastiness about Luci into his ears#making the Al x Luci rivalry even MORE spicy#and their eventual team-up against the real baddies even more fun as the truth comes out!
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Dinerrrrr 🍗🍔
#sorry but i gotta annoy u guys with mundane things too#the spicy honey pimento cheese sandwich or whatever its called#pretty good wouldnt get again but its good!#also i took an edible so if i get too talk-y thats why i apologize in advance#zoey eats#new tag? LMAO!
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